"Women want me, fish fear me."
What are you, an otter?
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in the latest episode of the Smithsonian Sidedoor podcast, the host goes to great lengths to describe how elusive and hard to spot river otters are, meanwhile I've seen them in a city park?? during broad daylight??? in a major metro area???? many times????? She even interviews an otter researcher who is like 'I've been studying them for years and still only actually seen one in person at the national zoo :('
like girl, move to seattle maybe? idk what to tell you, I've seen them while walking my dog or birding or even just getting coffee.
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for anyone else out there who struggles with “mother’s day,” i’ve fixed it. it’s now “other’s day,” where we celebrate other people who are cool. for instance, today i’m celebrating the ups guy, bc his head is very square, he’s nice, & he brought my cats their treats. also thought of calling it “otters’ day,” bc otters rule. so celebrate other’s day however u want, those tone-deaf “mother’s day” commercials will be gone in about a week (thankfully🤢🤮)
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no because me and faithlynn bullied the devils into getting this score
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girl what is this.... it makes me want to watch it just to go WTF
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one thing i really dont get about ai pictures is like... for example like ai animal pictures like... why would i choose fake animal over real animal.... why would i not want to look at a real animal.....
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The worst reoccurring internet trend is when fans of an actor or artist compare that person to an animal and then any photo or video or drawing of that animal is flooded with comments saying "omg it's glup shitto!" like no the fuck it isn't
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otter named. nonsense call that utter nonsense
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I MISSED THE POSTHOOT EVEN THO I PUT A REMINDER FOR IT ARE YOU KIDDIN
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WE WERE ALL BAMBOOZLED
LET EVERYONE BE NIDAVELLIR'D
Apparently Gremlin 2 and Otter tried to summon heroes back in book 4, but something was wrong and they could only summon heroes who lost their minds - they're also surprised they can turn in dragons!
Something that's totally not going to bite Otter in the ass later.
Bonus Rhea BaD :
She goes haywire and what is the first thing she has to restrain herself from doing? Rekting "enemies of the church" aka the only things that do not exist anymore when Rhea grows berserk.
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when someone follows my art blog but not my main. i can really respect that.
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