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Sorry guys, nothing funny today. It's been a week.
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āThis week should be all about monsterfucking. What a glorious thing it is.ā
Anyways go read AidaRonanās Bow to the Beast Inside: Monsterfucker Anthology
#fanfic#nonsense#fanfiction#making shit up#saturdaycryingclub#archive of our own#steddie#stranger things#mermaid Eddie Munson#monsterfucker steve harrington#what big teeth you have#bow to the beast inside#we love a good monster romance#whatever happened to that giant bat one?
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I missed last week, so extra crying this week
#fanfic#nonsense#fanfiction#making shit up#saturdaycryingclub#archive of our own#marauders#jegulus#solmussa#only the brave#incredible fic#djo#new content#he pretty#9-1-1#bobby nash#last of us#joel tlou#why does everyone die?#i'm still sad about Agatha Harkness
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Sometimes you just spend a lot of time creating a scenario where Jensen Ackles plays the adult brother of the King in Tangled, who would be played by Jeffrey Dean Morgan, and then you create a whole plot for this Disney movie where we get to see Jensen- looking like THAT- go on a mission to find the missing Princess Repunzel and he gets his own love story and sings pretty songs⦠okay?
#fanfic#nonsense#fanfiction#making shit up#saturdaycryingclub#archive of our own#steddie#stranger things#Steve Harringtonās Speedos#Steddie in Italy#we love a snarky Eddie#is there any other kind?#Disney Adults#Deserve Prince Jensen#jensen ackles#jensen fucking ackles#supernatural#can we get destiel in there?#destiel#Misha definitely owns the tavern
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Crying as usual
#fanfic#nonsense#fanfiction#making shit up#saturdaycryingclub#archive of our own#marauders#jegulus#traveling with your brothers best friend and falling in love#black brothers angst#james doesnt know how to handle complex social situations#lock them in a car and make them talk#apart from that we've just been spiralling#one of us in a grownup lets go to therapy and be cool way#one of us in a lets self destruct and use people way#ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh#my brain twin is so much cooler than me#i hope they dont read these tags
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Sometimes itās best to be as unhinged as humanly possible.
#fanfic#nonsense#fanfiction#making shit up#saturdaycryingclub#archive of our own#marauders#jegulus#regulus angst#getting laid in the library#itās what they deserve#itās what we all want#james and Reggie sitting in a tree#dealing with trauma and making out#itās cheaper then therapy#Freud says snack time#he wanted thick thighs#and wasnāt ashamed to say it#Freud + Reggie = š¤#you canāt tell me James doesnāt squash Reggie with those thighs#the library shelves donāt stand a chance
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We're crying again
#fanfic#nonsense#fanfiction#making shit up#saturdaycryingclub#archive of our own#marauders#jegulus#starkiller#Sirius and Barty? as insane as it sounds#they make each other worse#mentally ill James Potter my beloved#Regulus is so fucked up#theyre all fucked up really#I read mega angst fics at work undermy desk#can't have feelings when people are watching#i'm so smart sometimes
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Happy 2 year anniversary to that time Metal & Thorn destroyed us. We still havenāt stopped crying.

#fanfic#fanfiction#nonsense#making shit up#archive of our own#saturdaycryingclub#steddie#stranger things#metal & thorn#tattoo artist eddie#sucked so hard we had create a tumblr to deal with it#marauders#jegulus#yellow & blue skies#fake dating#iām sure itāll be fine#what could go wrong
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Chapter 5 is out and we're feeling insane
#fanfic#nonsense#fanfiction#making shit up#saturdaycryingclub#archive of our own#marauders#jegulus#otrtbs#hnnnngggg#spectacular give me 14 of them right now#also I'd love it if they fuck on screen#I'm tired of the fade-to-black in this fandom#I'm not getting laid so at least let me read about it damn#I watch like an hour of Kathryn Hahn edits per day but its not quite the same#also my beloved brain twin is a whole ass author now whaaaaaat?#hot AND talented? you sphynx#hugging them in the tags because they'd punch me if I tried irl#love youuuu
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Well what do you know, even insanely good Steddie fics and the fall of American democracy canāt keep us from crying on a Saturday. (Only one of us lives in America- the other just gets to observe from afar and wonder WTF is happening over here)

#fanfic#nonsense#fanfiction#making shit up#saturdaycryingclub#archive of our own#steddie#inky heels#dancer Steve can get it#tattoo artist Eddie#itās okay#if I was tattooing Steveās ass I would also be having a meltdown#if Eddie was tattooing my ass Iād barely hold it together#I am Steddie#Steddie is me#roommates to lovers#Eddie is oblivious#how much glitter do we think is in that apartment?
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This didn't post the first time, so I'm also crying about that
#fanfic#nonsense#fanfiction#making shit up#saturdaycryingclub#archive of our own#steddie#stranger things#marauders#the fade to black in Just Lovers made me want to cry#let them bang#oonionchiver#reading unhinged smut after sexless fluff#balance#valentines day fanfic explosion#my inbox is the only thing getting filled this year
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Pretend itās Saturday, okay?
Yes, I spelled unhinged wrong. No, Iām not going to fix it.
#fanfic#nonsense#fanfiction#making shit up#saturdaycryingclub#archive of our own#steddie#stranger things#mothman#is it weird to talk about a mothman statues ass?#asking for a friend#monsterfucking#sometimes weāre unhinged on main#sometimes you feel like a nut#sometimes you donāt#using the tags like a one man word association game#about Bumblebee thoughā¦#did we mention monsterfucking?#is Bumblebee a monster?#the world may never know
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Crying doesn't stick to schedule ok?
#fanfic#nonsense#fanfiction#making shit up#saturdaycryingclub#archive of our own#marauders#jegulus#unbreakable vow#silly babies#world politics#hahah a ha h...#the world is FUCKED#nazis are back apparently?#elon musk is a piece of shit#at least we have fanfic#if I have to send it via pigeon to my friends in the USA I will
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I got this done before the next Crying Day so its not late, shut up
#fanfic#nonsense#fanfiction#making shit up#saturdaycryingclub#archive of our own#marauders#great british bake off#wolfstar#colgatebluemintygel#the cutest fic ever#idiots in love#kneading dough as foreplay#oh yeah and also America is descending even further into fascism#that's really great š#grimes' ex is a real piece of shit#fuck peter dutton#we have voldemort at home#absolutely evil little fucker#but back to fun stuff#how about those nerds flirting?#i wish I could pile all my friends into one giant bed and read them their horny bedtime stories#but alas timezones#and distance#and real life responsibilities#....and they all said no
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A day late, a dollar short, or whatever it is they say
#fanfic#nonsense#fanfiction#making shit up#saturdaycryingclub#archive of our own#marauders#jegulus#how do we feel about Downton Abbey#I hate it#brain twin rightly enjoys it for reasons of Lady Mary ā¤ļøš„#we do love when Reggie and James end up in different worlds though#james gives Reggie a kitten#itās true love#but daddy i love him#we love a good Starchaser story#using fics to avoid real life
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My electricity went out 3 times for 3 separate reasons, so I read physical books by candlelight a lot this week. Making up for lost time now by inhaling fanfiction ššš
#fanfic#nonsense#fanfiction#making shit up#saturdaycryingclub#archive of our own#marauders#jegulus#in every universe#messy bitches#james and reg blush when their hands touch accidentally#in the background sirius and remus are fucking on every surface#idiots#in real life news we're both looking for better jobs#preferably where we get paid extravagantly to degrade men but we're flexible#the touch starvation is real this week so if someone could either hug me or shoot me I'm up for whatever#kindle unlimited#the things they come up with istg#loving bestie's reviews though#they read em so you dont have to#k love you bye#p.s. did you know bumblebees DO make honey but its weird and kept in gross little egg sacs#i just ate some so here's hoping I hallucinate Ć la Futurama space bee honey
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Itās a little late, but itās also the week between Christmas and New Years, so time is kind of a relative thing anyways.
#fanfic#nonsense#fanfiction#making shit up#saturdaycryingclub#archive of our own#stranger things#steddie#just a little smut#chasing#blood kink#everyoneās into it#right? RIGHT?!#marauders#Jegulus#Regulus playing games#heās in over his head#per usual#james calls his bluff#poor Reggie#not really
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