#our poor DM

[rollforpersuasion]

The DM: After walking through a haunted and barren wasteland you find a cave sitting at the base of a cliff.

The party: We go inside.

The DM: You hear the eerie clattering of what sounds like bones coming from around a corner. Ahead of you are a series of glowing sigils carved into the cave wall.

The Cleric and Bard: We stealth around the corner to fight!

The Monk and Warlock: As soon as they turn their backs we touch the sigils.

The DM: You what?

Monk/Warlock: We. Touch. The. Sigils.

The DM: drops a hundred dice and narrates the cave starting to collapse

Cleric/Bard: YOU IDIOTS

[incorrectgalvania]

Ad Astra’s favorite quote of the month: don’t worry about it

[bellcza]

mucho ánimo marc, we’ll see you on the pitch soon 💙❤️

[meggsssart]

Sorry I've been quiet lately! Between working on commissions and life stuff, I got the most horrible case of art block. I managed to get these done before that happened but never posted them here.

I wanted to make icon-type portraits for our D&D party - featuring Elden, my half-elf paladin and professional good boy; Regis, the elven evocation wizard we found in a damp tomb, Eve, the half-elf barbarian who starts all the unecessary fights, and Gurbo, the gnome bard who is a complete and utter enigma (he is facing the opposite direction on purpose!)

My intention is to get these portraits made into counters we can use instead of minis. I really enjoyed drawing them and love seeing the whole party side-by-side!

[squiggl3]

Assorted doodles from a recent dnd fight ^^

[xenoshadow13]

Pspspspspsspspspsps

Don't mind me here, just smile and giggle at these two dorks for a bit.

[little-piece-of-tamlin]

my dm broke my boy (dnd character) in the most horrible and gut wrenching ways (it was the most delicious thing you wouldnt believe it) this most recent session (it ended like five hours ago) and i cant think about anything else. brain is like an angry hornet nest help

[lesboylycan]

misfits & magic is our comfort show to rewatch over and over again which is exactly why we're Not looking at the M&M tag because we know season 2 is coming out and a lot of people are going to have Big Feelings about it, and not all of them will be good and we don't want to ruin our own excitement about it

[kyeterna]

OC-tober day 2 prompt: new oc

Featuring my (first!) dnd character, totally real name Noxatra! And her cute magpie familiar, Constella, cutely referred to as Pita, short for Patatopita.

I got to play dnd for the first time in august with some friends and made a human warlock, who despite her pretty good stats (level 10 character, charisma maxed, intelligence 17, supposed profficiency in arcana) was extremely cringefail (and I love her for that). I somehow kept failing every single arcana check (with the two most important arcana checks for this one shot being critical fails), and always failing to play off her lack of knowing what was going on as her actually knowing exactly what was happening at any given time (profficient in deception as well, somehow failed every check. Again)

The narrative's cringefail punching bag. Made a pact with The Horrors(tm), ended up becoming the avatar of a death god. Is 25 but looks 40 and physically ill. Hasn't had a decent sleep in 8 years.

some old doodles

From bweirdart’s OC-tober prompt:

[the-znoze]

some pieces i did for my first dnd campaign

plus some doodles of 2 of our pcs and my favorite npc franklin steven the tortle

[lilunaire]

Not able to publish til we burn our skins because i cant translate THAT single sentence 💀💀

[ihaveanaversiontodecisions]

there are two types of queer teenagers experiencing the horrors:

not my usual the suckening insanity but my friends and my call of cuthulu characters are eating my braincells and I really love them. (yes, the goat is a playable character. his name is Baphomet and eats pant legs, porcelain dolls, human vocal chords and human skulls exclusively. he also canonically has more strength and brawl ability than half of our other characters )

[threefandomsinatrenchcoat]

Soo... I'm playing DND for the first time. We're three sessions and one level-up in. Two people at the table actually know how to play the game, one of which is the DM. Not one of them is me. And I've found the first exploit.

I'm playing a ranger, and at level two (which we now are) he can learn the spell absorb elements. Now, at first I discarded this because I can only learn two spells at the moment and I thought cure wounds and hunter's mark would be more useful since the damage types mentioned in absorb element's description just seemed much more rare than piercing, slashing and blunt force trauma. Theoretically, I could change my mind on this but I don't think I will and instead I'll wait for the next level just to make sure I don't make my DM regret all his life choices too much.

Why, you ask? Well...

1) my ranger is tanky. Like, the second tankiest in the party, only after our actual tank. (I think he's a barbarian? The guys who can rage.) He has 20HP and armor class 13.

2) he's a meme character. His backstory is "he's just some dude that got himself roped into this shit because he was searching for the ultimate weed killer because he hates the weeds in his little crop field". Due to that, his stats were decided less by what would be smart or important and more what would fit his backstory. He has -1 intelligence and 0 charisma. As you can imagine, this left a lot of points to be distributed among the remaining stats.

3) our DM made the mistake of letting me have a custom item, that being the ultimate weed killer. In universe, it's an acidic chemical that was used to excavate ores in the local mines where we had our first quest, leading to us discovering it and managing to fill it into a waterskin with only two tries and 14 damage taken in the process.

Observant people might already see what I didn't, at first. What only came to me the morning after our late-night session.

Acid.

My character has a waterskin full of acid in his inventory. And can learn a spell that turns acid damage into extra attack power (as well as one to heal himself afterwards).

What I'm saying is that my village idiot meme character is about to discover doping.

[anxietywriter]

Dialogue Prompt #78 || Weekly

"Okay, so you guys walk through the snow and find another group of adventurers."

"Are any of them attractive?"

"Wha- Roll a D20."

"I got a 12."

"One is mildly attractive."

"LET'S GO GUYS I HAVE A CHANCE!"

[wizardnuke]

now a dnd party with a strong bond and synergy is great and all and i'm confident that my party will get there but as of right now only about 5-6 sessions in we've had multiple shouting fights, countless threats, and one instance of pvp. now. i hope this changes. me and one guy are sort of working to fix that. but it's so fun don't discount the joys of you and your friends pretending to hate each other

[awkward-fallen-angel]

My oath breaker paladin learned she's an oath breaker paladin. She did not take it well.