r/AITA
u/WigglyWigg • 3y
AITA for nuking Moscow?
This past Friday, I (M, ̶̨̡̢̧̨̘̫̫̻͙̣͕̺̟̽̃̀͋́̚̚͜ ̷̡̭̜̩͕̠̦̗̟̟̫̖͇͎̽̌̾̿̌̈́̓̄̏̌̇̚͜͜ ) was at home when the President of the United States (M, >35) deployed a nuclear bomby-wom with the intent to destroy me. I redirected the nuke for my own self preservation, and in the process, pushed it through a dimensional gateway into Moscow, obliterating it in the process. AITA?
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TheBastardsBack • 3y
NTA. Your house, your rules, man.
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SingAlongPokotho • 3y
NTA. It was self defense. Also didn’t the President enter your home without a warrant? That’s mega sus. Def NTA
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WileySnake • 3y
NTA. See folks, this is what America has come to. What the world has come to. Ain’t it a shame.
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QueenB_itch • 3y
NTA. Good.
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Blink1nceBlink2wice • 3y
NTA. u/SingAlongPokey literally sent a meteor to a small town. Can’t be worse than that lmao
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| SingAlongPokotho • 3y
| Didnt you literally try to tear a family apart
| at your personal amusement park?
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Jaegerbomb • 3y
Ha ha ha NTA
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Mouthface • 3y
NTA it was really funny.
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| Mouthface • 3y
| Tasty too tbh. Yum yum.
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MoreBadder • 3y
r/MURICA
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Idontlikemusicals • 3y
NTA. Fuck Moscow. Fuck ‘em straight to hell
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| Shitlips • 3y
| Hey, at least they aren’t Cl*vesdale.
| Assholes
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SpotlightOnMe • 3y
Wtf I literally predicted this exact scenario 20 years ago????
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X_Lee • 3y
u/notaPEIP are you seeing this?
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WitchlessWeb • 3y
YTA! That kills people!!
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Local autistic here, are you and pokelogy legit fighting or is this joking? Like I know you're fighting in character but are you actually mad at each other out of character? Sorry, it's legit hard for me to tell and it's kinda stressful to not know.
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I loved the part where Blitzo said: "It's morbing time," and proceeded to fuck everything up. Truly a Helluva Boss experience.
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[posting like it’s 2012]
Imagine: 221b Baker Street when Sherlock finds out the Queen died and Watson has to comfort Sherlock
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((Perseus’ parents finally have canon designs! Any similarities between them and other characters is on purpose. Also how Perseus would look like in a non-chibified style))
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The angry red clad powerhouses who punch first ask questions later: 03 Raph, 07 Raph, 12 Raph, Bayverse Raph, Future 12 Raph.
The angry red clad powerhouses who snark first ask questions later: 87 Raph, Rise Raph, MM Raph.
Combine them together and what do you get???
A LITERAL FUCKING NIGHTMARE
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having great discussions about the new update already
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me creeping on @striigon ‘s threads like ‘avoid my vjestiča, she would find you interesting’ and the witch is just 👀 oh???
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i see sooo many qibli and winter interactions, and i love them, but... what about turtle?
he's friends with them, too. for humor, he can be the voice of reason. he's also just. a silly lil guy. a goofy fella.
like they should go out and do some dumb shit like parkour (with no knowledge of how, parkour is cool as fuck) and get themselves hurt bc they're stupid teenagers with copious amounts of daddy issues
THIS WAS A TRAP I HAVE LED YOU INTO MY LAIR MWAHAHAA
honestly tho i think we need to see the jade winglet (aside from peril and umber bc they're much older than the others, and even then...) acting their age more
they're like. 14. 14 years olds do some dumb shit man (speaking from experience). let them be kids!!!!! esp winter
everyone treats winter (and the others but i'm using him as an example) like he's a full-grown adult. pardon me that boy is 14 years old. he should be making edgy ocs not doing taxes. he should be meeting up with his friends at a park and then shoving each other into a pond or smthn!!!
my god these are children. they're kids.
AND BRINGING UMBER BACK INTO THIS!!!! mudwings have such a close family structure!!! tell me he wouldn't give them the childhood they need. LOOK. give him fun older cousin privledges. he swears up and down he'll teach them a lesson when he catches them lighting shit on fire bc it looks cool and then he's like "ok so there's this big empty spot with nobody around ever-"
idk i love them with all my heart and soul and goddamnit i think they should make a cringe youtube channel and some shitty vlogs and convince themselves they're famous (they are not and they'll abandon the channel in a year but it will be the most fun ever)
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Alright, how many of you are in love with me? Be honest, we appreciate a good honesty here. It gets rewarded tenfold. ❤️
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{{ Also, I looked up 90's American Slang because I remembered I had an idea to have my Trunks be Even Weirder Than He Already Is (and cause I'm a sucker for the Man Out of His Own Time/"a fish out of water" trope and OH GOD THE PSYCHIC DAMAGE--
i apologize for anyone who reads Future Trunks' dialogue and violently cringes or ages rapidly into dust
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