#outofsmokes

[lanternlit]

Hello hi dashboard, I am posting a proper thingamajic about this before I go offline for tonight, but in case someone sneaky notices: yes indeed I have changed my url, among some other things, and I am ready to roll on this blog again

[boozepriest]

(BELATED) MUN IDENTITY GAME

① ARE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE ?

Since I named myself, I’m named after the characters in Ace Attorney and Outlast. Klaus is a TUA reference and a nod to my birthplace being in southern Germany. When I say my middle name is “Deliverance”, I’m being a jackass to honor my dad’s side of the family. 

② WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED ?

Good question, when was the last time I cried?

③ DO YOU HAVE KIDS ?

Not ones that don’t have four legs and shit in a perfumed sandbox.

④ DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT ?

Absolutely, I also use sailor-language and talk like a greaser who licked a dictionary as a kid.

⑤ WHAT’S THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE ?

Clothes, for some reason I ping the aesthetics of people pretty fast. ⑥ WHAT’S YOUR EYE COLOR ?

Blue. My granddad used to call it “gunmetal”, but I’ll just stick to blue. ⑦ SCARY MOVIE OR HAPPY ENDING ?

Scary movie, one of my favorite films of all time is Evil Dead.

⑧ ANY SPECIAL TALENTS ?

I have a near-perfect memory of the first three books of Paradise Lost and I can pick up celtic/anglo-saxon languages pretty fast.

⑨ WHERE WERE YOU BORN ?

Regensburg, Germany.

⑩ WHAT ARE YOUR HOBBIES ?

Reading shit older than dirt, writing like I’m older than dirt, getting way too into MMORPGS and looter shooter games, reading/writing comics, and sleeping in my jeans.

⑪ DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS ?

Two cats. Thunder/Fatman/Big Chungus/Hunkachunka Burning Love, and his smaller, younger counterpart Gaia/Ginger/Little Chonk.

⑫ WHAT SPORTS DO YOU PLAY/HAVE YOU PLAYED ?

I used to do a lot of martial arts (Karate, MMA, Street self-defense, and grappling) up until I had to have my nose and spine surgically realigned and couldn’t feasibly be punched in the face or thrown across a room anymore.

⑬ HOW TALL ARE YOU ?

5′ 10″

⑭ DREAM JOB ?

Some type of haggard professor of medieval literature who all his students go “Oh, shit. He was serious about that paper” at some point in their time with me.

⑮ FAVORITE SUBJECT AT SCHOOL ?

One of my favorite classes I currently take is on the analysis of apocalypticism in medieval art, but translating Middle English is a close second.

TAGGED BY (stolen from) : @sodoffyabuggers TAGGING: im not tagging anyone but if you want to do this steal this now kemosabe

[nigromante]

The fact Jack has been winging this shit since the events of her death is freaking hilarious to me. Like, NO ONE has explained anything to her, and she has just been flying by the seat of her pants this entire time attempting to find more knowledge of WHY any of this has happened to her. And 'Krumbles' is no help at all, the Crooked Monarch ain't telling her shit.

[kouryuusanzo-archive-blog]

[ I have a few new Saiyuki fan fics I’m working on....I may post previews here ]

[kline-for-hire]

So I live. I'm still here.

What happens is l, I come back and start things and then life happens and 3000 years later I come back and have replies that I'm afraid to reply to because the partners might be mad at me or don't care. Either way it sucks. And I want to be more active here and I will. Let's just take this one small step at a time!

[freeflyingavanyu]

I JUST FUCKING REALISED DELSINS A FUCKING HIMBO AUIBIKBKJBVKJE

[benn-beckman-blog]

When you want to write a drabble and end up with more than 10,000 words

[greasermama-blog]

Social anxiety issues

How long should I wait before mentioning replies? Clearly they’re just busy, people have lives But this is literally the only thing I do

[second-sxn-blog]

;;The blog is still starting up, but if anyone would like to RP with an independent Delsin Rowe, that would be quite nice! i really hope this fandom isn’t dead

[lanternlit]

i fell into the void of "i can't sleep because my back hurts so much and i can't sleep because i had to call maintenance about my bathroom and now i am frozen in bed waiting for them, and now i can do nothing but sleep and lie in bed because i have so much anxiety that a person was in my home and now my sleep schedule is fucked. also my back still hurts but not so badly that it will stop me from sleeping."

[boozepriest]

the main difference between me and mickey is the fact that mickey would try to throw me down the stairs for derailing an eschatology lecture but i had to draw this mun/muse comparison

alternate title: scottish voodoo zombie theologist versus a stubborn irish-texan poet  (nobody wins this fight)

[nigromante]

Dis My Discord ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

darth.po.tater#1256 ＼ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ／

[mega--bitch-blog]

anyWAYS

im gonna bring audrey out of hiatus on july: like every year~

[diirewulf]

eli : go fuck a duck >((

[kouryuusanzo-archive-blog]

[ think I’ll keep watching gunlock /o/ just to get my muse back ]

[createdvillain]

🔥

Send me a “ 🔥 “ for an unpopular opinion.Bonus points if you include a topic. ( IE. shipping, roleplaying, ect. )

Since everything else was heavy I’m gonna say this.

I fucking love pineapple on my pizza. There, I said it and I meant it. Pineapple on a bbq chick pizza is my jam.