you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!
unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!
tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.
bonus rules:
you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny
take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)
apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender
have fun and be yourself!
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Paradox Zoroark and Scovillain
Thanks to @ancient-penguin for the suggestion (Zoroark)!
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if i see a paradox pokemon out in the wild, as in its not inside the crater, should I be worried? or should I just leave it be?
this is like asking if you should be worried about an angry tyranitar approaching an orphanage. #girl call the rangers
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The Professor wants a Battle that’ll go down in the heavy, heavy book we call history!
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Iron Valiant - Dark/Steel
The Paradox Pokemon
Iron Valiant is believed to be a descendant of Gardevoir and Gallade in the distant future. Iron Valiant roam the deepest waters in the ocean. They protect themselves from danger using their harpoon. They search for any signs of life in the depths below. The reason they do this is unknown.
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