TF2 x JP/JW
Team Fortress 2 x Jurassic Park/World AU (DINO version) Pt.2
idk what's goin on.
Solly would butt heads w that Medic - enemy or not.
A couple of em critters are just jokes. I'll post my actual ""carefully"" thought out dino mercs for the next part
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What happens when Spy tries to be father to Scout, part 8:
Spy: Scout, we have an early mission tomorrow go to bed.
Scout: *stands up and aims his pistol at him* I will go to bed when this movie is over, Spy. Turn off the light and go back to bed. I'm staying up.
Spy: Scout, you march right up to your room, and you-
Spy: I don't think so, Spy.
Spy: Scout, you get your butt to bed!
Scout: No means no, Bill Cosby!
Spy: *points revolver at Scout* I TOLD YOU TO GO TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW!
Scout: Wait, Spy, what the hell?!
Spy: *starts advancing* I AM NOT GOING TO TELL YOU AGAIN, JEREMY, IT IS TIME FOR NIGHT-NIGHT!
Scout: Spy, put the gun down!
Spy: I AM YOUR FATHER, AND YOU WILL DO WHAT I TELL YOU!
Jeremy: *still pointing revolver at Spy while slowly shuffling towards room* Okay, I'm going!
Spy: *still following Scout* WELL THEN, YOU GO RIGHT NOW, MISTER!
Scout: I'm going to bed now, dad! Chillax!
Spy: ALRIGHT THEN. NO COMIC BOOKS, JUST STRAIGHT TO SLEEP! I LOVE YOU, SWEETIE.
Scout: Okay, I love you too, dad! Night-night!
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what's your favorite thiing about america
"Mmnh." Soldier mumbles. He looks upset. "Nothin' at the moment."
"...Well, that's not true. I like the parks. Always wanted to visit Yellowstone."
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What are ur fandoms?
Currently I'm really into the Hatchetfield Trilogy and Disney Channel Original Movie Z-O-M-B-I-E-S, but tbh it changes month to month. I talk about South Park, Wander Over Yonder, Z-O-M-B-I-E-S, Mercs for Money, Hellaverse and Globby from Big Hero 6 the Series a lot even when I'm not actively fixated on them tho so I guess I would consider those my MAIN main fandoms. Kinda hoping Hatchetfield/Starkid in general joins that group but Idk
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That interview where Olivia talked about her grandfather who looked up her birth chart when she was born and said that she’ll be emotional and a performer🫣
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