#participant: thelazydrawer

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Title: A Year in the Gallery

Author: Princess_Breetlejuice 

Artist: TheLazyDrawer

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Graphic Depictions of Violence

Word Count: 43,579

Posting Date: February 3rd, 2021

Summary: Wade is kidnapped by a strange man who has a very peculiar job offer. While he’s skeptical, the man promises to compensate Wade very generously for the use of his body. Sounds [sketch], but Wade is all for easy money, and it’s not like he has anything better to do right now.

And really, what’s the worst that can happen?

(Or: Peter is an immortal sex demon with a penchant for sadism, and Wade is about to learn he can endure unimaginable agony with a smile.)

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Title: The Fourth Wall

Author: RansomNotes (Ao3)

Artist: thelazyartist (Ao3)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply. Language/Innuendo

Word Count: 11k

Posting Date: February 22, 2021

Summary: Between college and his side jobs and his alter-ego, Peter barely has the time to sleep at his apartment, let alone spend any time hanging out there, which works out since it’s a cheap and empty and depressing apartment, now that he and Ned aren’t roommates on-campus anymore. So hearing his rude loudmouth neighbor through the wall all the time shouldn’t matter much, except it’s classic Parker to somehow make friends with the crazy guy next door, to the point he’s actually sad to leave his crummy apartment. But Peter seems to have a real penchant for bad company, since he’s spending all his free time with someone he’s never seen, only heard through the wall, and spending most of his patrolling time with someone else crazy, since Deadpool showed up recently and somehow monopolized his time as Spider-Man. It’s probably just a phase. Everybody goes through a fall-catastrophically-hard-for-separate-but-unavailable-people phase, right?

Teaser Excerpt (under the cut):

Peter looked at the delicious tacos from his neighbor again, and then at the shared wall between them, and took a chance.

“Takes one to know one, I guess. And by the way, my name is Peter." 

He wiped his hands on the flimsy white napkins and tried not to hold his breath listening. So he was less than adept at flirting, but even so he hoped that might be clear enough an invitation to keep talking. “Well, nice to meet you, Peter. I’m Wade. I like piña coladas & getting caught in the rain, but instead make that Mexican food & getting caught up too late binging Netflix, cause who actually likes getting caught in the rain anyway?” “Right? It’s how half the characters in Brit Lit novels die, isn’t it? Weird dating detail."  “‘Zactly, you get it, like asking for dinner from a hospital cafeteria in your Grindr profile, it’s very sus.” Peter laughed, charmed already, and reassured by that Grindr reference. So the funny stranger might hypothetically be interested. Wade was charming. Loud and a little rude as a neighbor, yes, but unexpected and funny, as well.  “They’re actually together already, in that song, did you know? The couple in the song got bored with each other and placed dating ads, and wound up meeting with each other after all that, accidentally.” “So you��re saying they should’ve just stayed at home, huh? Looked for the one right next to them… or right next door to them, maybe?" 

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Title: A Year In The Gallery

Author: Princess_Breetlejuice (AO3)

Artist: thelazydrawer (Tumblr)

Rating: E

Warnings: Graphic Depictions of Violence

Word Count: 38k

Posting Date: February 3rd

Summary: Wade is kidnapped by a strange man who has a very peculiar job offer. Wade will be well compensated as long as he has frequent sex with his would-be employer. While Wade is skeptical, he’s all for easy money and he doesn’t have anything better to do right now.

And really, what’s the worst that can happen?

Or:

Peter is an immortal sex demon with gory and terrifying fetishes and Wade has little concern for his well being.

Teaser Excerpt: 

Wade crossed his arms over his chest, and his left wrist slipped, having no hand to keep it in place. “That’s what you are apologizing for?”

“Yeah, I try to be here when you wake up. Aftercare is important, based on what modern sexual literature says.”

Was Peter being purposefully ignorant, or did he not know where the problem was? Seriously? Peter had Wade’s blood splattered on his arms. “Is this a demon thing? Do demons not know that it’s rude to cut off hands without consent?”

Peter shrugged. “I didn’t think you’d mind.”

“Yeah, I would have liked some heads up on that. Modern sexual literature also says negotiation is important.”

Peter mirrored Wade’s posture and puffed up his chest. “Dead people can’t consent. You can’t say yes, can’t say no. Consent protocols don’t apply here.” He cocked his hip. The flippant attitude was somewhat diminished by the way Wade’s cum dripped down his legs. “It’ll grow back.”

Wade was annoyed because he could totally see the logic. It made sense, but BDSM etiquette was never imagined for demons. He felt like Peter was twisting it where there were gaps that didn’t account for their dynamic. “It’ll grow back, but we should have talked about it.”

“Why? It doesn’t involve you.”

“You cut off my hand!” Wade waved around his stump and pointed at it. “My. Hand. That you cut off.”

“And?”

“It’s rude to cut off people’s hands without asking!”

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Title: Five Years Grown

Author: 343EnderSpark & thelonebamf

Artist: thelazydrawer

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Character Death, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Bullying, Implied Childhood Sexual Abuse, Homophobic Language, cliffhanger ending

Word Count: 137,096

Summary: Growing up in a New York City that has seen the likes of superheroes and extraterrestrials was never going to be easy, but finding a friend was sure to make the journey more fun. A young Peter and Wade meet and bond over their shared hobby of dumpster diving and a fast friendship forms between them. While Wade’s home life is complicated and downright abusive, he slowly finds a place among the Parkers, learning to trust Ben and May as he grows closer to Peter. Yet no relationship stays the same forever, and Wade’s sprouting feelings for Peter are at odds with the expectations people have for the two of them. Things only grow more complicated when Peter develops his spider powers, and is unsure whether or not he should confide in his friend. Of course nothing could keep the two apart for long… or could it?

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SPBB 2020 Teams

Hello and welcome to our official team list! For those interested, here is a list of the teams for SPBB 2020. We hope you are just as excited as we are with these amazing collaborations. We are also sending out this list to writer and artist participants shortly, so please let us know if you do not receive it! 

Without further ado, here are our teams featuring the writer on the left and the artist on the right (for those we could not tag we provided alternative social media): 

@prose-aplenty  & @waterme-stories

@thatvixenchick & @gen-syz-art

@sendadoc & @petitechez-theminion

@SleepsWithCoyotes (AO3) & @nhrive

@Melancholic_brisa (AO3) & @thelazydrawer

@jolinarjackson & @violettavonviolet

@riseofthefallenone & @prose-aplenty

@lunastories & @ah-geee

@meinposhbastard  & @thatbanananana

@ansimplegoose and @Y_ellow (AO3) & @Imma_Shank_Ya (Twitter)

@Devral (AO3) & @lordkerravon

@ransomnoteworthy & @1impulsivefloweruniverse

@Lalapaya_ (Twitter) & @343EnderSpark (AO3)

@crookedswingset & @amazing-spiderling

@maya-the-yellow-bee & @cheermione 

@mscaptainwinchester & @_CottonRainbow_ (Twitter)

@fucking-what-mate & @spideypool-art

@ladyamante (AO3) & @areonsbullshit

@bibibarry & @sendadoc 

@nimohtar & @princesseellie3

@timidturnip & @victory-thorn

@waterme-stories & @atemy

@TheDevilOniah (AO3) & @panoramicambitions

@friendlyneighborhodspiderman & @Aquamerryne (Twitter)

@Actionpackedlips (AO3) & @moemai