#partycopter

[photobombingcryptid]

blazeybutt. Blazimus. Blazer. A-blaze-ing. How are those?

Blazer sounds exactly how I'd name my own personal brand of vape. Get me some of those Blazers to blaze

[forgedcold]

Ping. Ping ping. ::Sorry I asked about your function and stuff, Megatron, I get that's not exactly an appropriate question these days. So, like, what do you do? Are you loaded?::

« Loaded? Like a gun? »

Megatron squints.

« I'd like to say I'm retired, but a lot of my time is spent between writing, upkeeping my ship, and setting up fuel operations on refugee worlds. »

[rodismancave]

You didn’t hear this from me, but Drift’s pretty loaded. Just hard to reach his pockets.

I doubt Megs isn’t loaded. You should rob him. Hm. Maybe I should rob him…

Hey, handsome! I bet you've got some heavy wallets. I could help lighten your wallet for you 💖

That’s a pretty sweet offer, but I’m broke!

[ask-smokescreen]

Heyyy, you look like a real chump- I mean. A nice bot with a nice eye for quality. Wanna buy some mousepads? They look nice and can protect your wrists!

Hmmm... You know, normally, I'd be all for it, but I'm not about to put things down for my mice! I already have enough glitchmice as it is, I don't want to attract more.

...

What do the mousepads look like?

[highglossfinish]

What's your routine? Your finish looks pretty sleek.

Ah, now that's a closely guarded secret. But I will tell you that it involves a very specific brand of carnauba wax, several pelvic mirrors, and the last time I did lay out all the steps for another bot, they cried.

[rodimii]

@partycopter

7/10

Only 7? I have some of the best thighs around!

[empurataplay]

@partycopter

I have never heard about a “professional” partybot. Times change, it seems, and new professions are born.

My name is Shockwave. I am a full time scientist without payment.

[rxng]

@partycopter

"Fuck this plant!"

Kicks a plant over.

"Laundry is awful!"

Throws a bunch of laundry on the wire into mud.

"Paperwork sucks ass!"

Knocks datapads out of Ultra Magnus' hands.

[clich-a]

Hey handsome, you come here often? To Tumblr?

Firstly thank you for calling me that! Secondly I come to Tumblr all the time, just haven't been back reading or posting or talking or...Anything, you could even say I've just been haunting the place I once dwelled....

Or I could just be saying that because it’s appropriately spooky! 

[forgedcold]

« I think you need to learn some etiquette such as not asking what my function is and not asking someone how much money they have. I might suspect you're planning on robbing me. »

He is so glad he does not know what Calcite has and what he is pretending.

« I write poetry. I already have a distributor for it, unless, depending on the universe you're in, there would be a lucrative market. We could potentially make a deal, then. »

::Not like a gun, like, shanix wise, or maybe energon-wise.:: He was running a bit low on both, after all... ::How stable are you?::

Calcite is luckily oblivious to the squint, glancing at one of the 3d mousepads of his that features a Megatron lookalike and pretending that's the look Megatron is giving him the entire time while he lounges on his berth.

::You're a writer? I wouldn't mind reading some of your work, Megatron, what kind of things do you make? But I can relate, heh. I swear to Primus, half my time is taking care of my ship or taking care of emergency repairs, between the odd job.::

[redeem-me-not]

You look like you know to have fun. Any idea where to get a drink?

You sure about that, kiddo?

[photobombingcryptid]

So you're a milkman now? Sick.

Cough up that 19,99 per bottle. It's expensive to make.

[forgedcold]

Date?

Send me “Date?” and I'll answer...

Who asks for it:

[X] My muse asks yours

Type of date:

[X] Educational seminar

Location for the date:

[X] Lecture hall

The date might hopefully end with…

[X] Understanding why you cannot ask someone what their function is

[a-life-revised]

{ @partycopter }

A haunted look and a slow shake of his head.

He'll take that one to the grave.

[rodismancave]

Oh. Where's the fun in that, though? I guess Drift's fun, would probably tag along if I ask him. But, uh, he's been busy.

That's a shame. 'Cuz I'm definitely pickpocketing Megatron.

Hey, handsome! I bet you've got some heavy wallets. I could help lighten your wallet for you 💖

That’s a pretty sweet offer, but I’m broke!

[captainseamech]

No idea what this holiday is, but you should give me a treat, big handsome!

          Well, now he got a bit embarrassed for being called 'big handsome'.

          "Oh, it's called 'Halloween' and, at 31 of October, people go around other people's lair and say 'Trick or treat!'. But since I'm in a good mood, ya gettin' some treats regardless."

          High Tide handed them a servo full of energon candies.