#patchesposting

[cb-patches]

ngl people love shitting on horus frames for killing you unethically like any of the other manufacturers are better

like they'll say "at least HA kills you in a straightforward way" bitch this is the napalm and landmines manufacturer do you think your ability to ontologically parse the thing killing you makes it more humane

idk you pilot a war machine its gonna kill things in fucked up and evil ways

[beateveryteamintheleague]

Spent like all of last night thinking about battle jacket stuff. Very excited.

[0-sunstranger-0]

Finally got into A voice from darkness and, I don't know if people get annoyed when you find similarities between podcasts but whatever, I love the travelling salesmen, he reminds me of the man with a voice like honey and chocolate and coffee all at once.

Which is honestly great, feels like an estranged uncle.

Also, the labyrinth def feels like it fits into eskew.

*insert I've connected the dots u didn't connect shit gif*

[cubixrubington]

She looks so stupid today I love her

[cb-patches]

Hard recommend letting OSIRIS respond to your email if you want people to actually pay attention to your preferred method of contact

[beateveryteamintheleague]

I got to see the original rainbow flag btw. if you even care. (i did care quite a lot for what it’s worth. i teared up at the sight of it)

[dinobot]

if youve never been here for a bout of patchesposting sorry. i always come back. #jesterlife

[cb-patches]

hello!

based on the imagery you sent earlier, i can confirm that it is not a goblin! while horus-pattern groups have lots of known variations, goblins come from an era prior to tendency for horus frames to fall into one of many distrusted "patterns" and also it is too fucking big

my guess is that it's a lich-pattern frame, and i would recommend having an expert in paracausality isolate it immediately

sounds like normal goblin stuff to me

Hello! This is probably not a goblin

Also, I recently found the remains of my usual mech in a state that I can only describe as "eviscerated", with that thing standing over them.

[lilycove]

patches.......!

[patchesbeanie]

instead of doomposting we should patchespost i think

[carharttlesbian]

Will there be Patchesposting this weekend?

I don’t live with her rn

[cb-patches]

ask them about their interests!!! a lot of people don't bother with NHPs and its a good way to show you care. a lot of people treat them like tools, not people, and it might be that your offer of go fish is being taken less as a token of interest and more as a request to entertain you.

//Kingfisher

Any tips on becoming friends with an NHP? My usual strat of offering to play Go Fish isn't working.

[cb-patches]

Biggest downside to the goblin is the limited real estate for decals. Used to be I had room for the side-of-mech wizard, now I have to pull out the mini spray gun to even make an attempt.

[beateveryteamintheleague]

Sneak peak at my patch pants because I’ve been working on them a lot this week and it’s been very exciting!!

Tried out black floss for the first time- it was a success! sticky, smelly, a lot of the wax scrapes off and gets a bit messy, and slightly harder to work with than regular floss, but still preferable to thread. plus all of those issues get better the more you sew. it’s definitely worth it for the sturdiness and aesthetics.

[dinobot]

the practice of slapping -posting on the end of a topic to denote that sometimes you go on a shitpost spree about it is really personally useful for the way i am 

[cb-patches]

How often do you cycle your NHPs

never.

also, never had a cascade event. anyone who has simply needs to git gud