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bakedbananners · 6 months
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tough crowd
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god works fast but i work faster, back in business with another sticker from today’s game changer ep — now sold by the newest revolutionary company BIGSHIRTCO, patent pending.
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monkiimoment · 2 years
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they’re gonna live happily ever after guys i should know i met w the directors last week
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shiftythrifting · 6 months
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artdcnaldson · 3 months
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(https://www.tumblr.com/artdcnaldson/754864459441405952/have-a-new-fic-idea-based-around-being-art-and?source=share)
Oohhh, and you start to put on walls again, and ArTashi can't figure out what's going on, maybe just stress (I love them, but they can't always read what the other needs) while you try to separate and get comfortable with being just you again bc you're sure they'll fire you and tell you to be well and send you back to your poor little house
Exactlyyyy exactly!
You’re so caught up in your own insecurities about your position within the relationship and within the family that you don’t even recognize the ways they’re still trying to include you. Like Art has you tugged against his side while you’re watching a movie, or he’s holding your hand, but he looks at Patrick a few times and you take it as a personal slight. Tashi is so caught up in coaching Patrick that you lose a little bit of the time you have with her in the evenings, drinking wine and talking and just being together.
They bring Patrick into the bedroom and you look at him like a flea ridden dog. Has he been tested? (Yes) and that you don’t want to touch him (You don’t have to). But you have to watch them touch him, kiss him, lavish him with all the attention that used to be yours. Like one of the cuckoo birds that implant themselves in nests and steal all the nourishment from the real babies.
So maybe you start isolating, like you’re preparing yourself. You get distant with Tashi and Art, and that’s fine, they expect that you might just need some room to adjust. But then you start distancing from Lily, and she doesn’t know what’s going on, she just knows you’re not playing tea party or reading with her anymore and it’s upsetting.
And then there’s Patrick. Right next door, sharing a bathroom with you. Smarmy, self assured, teasing. He likes to crowd into your space, like he’s already trying to push you out. He’s an asshole, and you always leave the conversations pissed off and seething. He ruined everything, and he’s the one that gets them? What does he have that you don’t?
But you don’t know that’s just how Patrick flirts, that he likes to crawl under your skin, to make your blood run hot. Art and Tashi had trusted him when he said he’d “handle” you, that he’d win you over easy. He just didn’t expect that they’d chosen such an upright, prissy bitch for their third.
Tashi gives up on Patrick’s plan after Lily comes to her crying and asking why her nanny hates her and doesn’t want to be her friend anymore. She’ll just have to fix things herself, like she always does. God knows Art won’t be any help.
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aeriondripflame · 4 months
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whatever just know that in the quest to stop any criticisms against team black slash rhaenyra know that i will create new things to side eye them about. i’m going to be checking diversity boxes just like them in protest. be the change you want to see in the world i guess. rhaenyra not having nettles actually means team green is lowborn forward. criston is hand of the king while rhaenyra has nobody of low birth in positions of power blah blah bring nettles back.
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dearqueerheart · 1 month
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this is because i just watched falsettos but ive also just been having so many thoughts about just queer grief.
in an incredible fic by patentpending on ao3, a character says that “people like us don’t get happy endings,” referring to gay people. this fic does take place in like the 20s, but that scene always makes me cry a little bit. there is such a history of being queer and being hunted or attacked or shunned that has such lasting repercussions that goes so deep. i’ve never experienced a hate crime, i’m incredibly grateful to say. i was sobbing watching falsettos. all i could think was “they’re just letting us die.” i haven’t lost anyone to AIDS. i wasn’t even alive during the AIDS crisis. but there is just such a sad, core part of me and my queer identity that watches these depictions of queer people falling victim to it and just wants to scream “they’re just letting us die!”
straight people, please go watch falsettos. queer people, watch at your own risk. it isn’t just a show for us. they were literally just letting us die.
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tacticianpigeon · 1 month
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im cooking i swear
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yall brand new thign i invented
its like spacing out mixed with a nap but when you are aware again you feel worse also you only start spacing-napping when stressed/anxious/bad mentally and its either been like five minutes or several hours and your either spaxing-dozing and you can snap out of it quick or spacing-sleeping and then it takes your braind eciding 'ok im done' to be aware again
based off the like 6-7 experiences with it ive had that i remember lol should i patent this i should patent this
lemme know if you get this too i wanna see how common it is
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viivdle · 7 months
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jameson "😎" hawthorne
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aka-trashrat · 1 year
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Whatever you do, do not trust this face.
Reblog this art if you like it,. Don't be a coward! Mereel NEEDS to be seen!
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cluepoke-archive · 8 months
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if anyone wants to follow me on my newer blog since I've moved accounts it's @foursidecity!
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pocketramblr · 6 months
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my little trick to stay up later when you are so sleepy. i call it the music and chocolate chips method
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berensteinsmonster · 11 months
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i blacked out for an hour or two and came out with this. oh my god. they're so lovey dovey w/ eachother. why is everything here so shiny. there's so much pink
i literally dont remember the last time i drew something as cutesy and ooey gooey romanticy until now so it was fun and self-indulgent lmao
anyways yeah Charles Rebelivin may act like a tough guy but Scott McCoolsvile is just cooler than him and that cancels out and makes him feel easily embarrassed idk lol *drops into the underworls and dissapears*
- The bird badge on Charles R's vest is The TVOGXART logo
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feltcaverns · 6 months
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mossrockpog · 10 months
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Pleaseeeee share your therapy innovations with niki bad I need to see this
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