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This is my unofficial petition to make orange the color of love instead of red. Why? Because red is often associated with blood And violence and lust and it feels too raw. Red doesnt feel like the right color for love. Red feels more like

when a lip splits under a fist

when windows fog on late nights

when glass shatters like sparks scatter

a threat said like a promise

lust masquerading as affection

bloody and calloused hands pretending to be gentle

bandages and curses

bloody steak and red wine

Red is too much. But orange? Orange is like

sunsets that fade into stars

flickering suns with a permanence of light years

joined hands under candleglow

sunlight reflecting off of water

soft sweaters and warm tea

soda and citrus and a bright sweetness

i don't know how to explain it but orange just feels like how people describe love as softness and permanence and warmth and red is like people describing flings of heat and chaos

idk

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AAAAAAA SHIT SHIT SHIT THIS IS NOT A DRILL IM IN A RELATIONSHIP?? WERE 'TRYING IT OUT TO SEE IF IT WORKS'?? IM SCREAMING HES SO NICE AND SHY AND FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK AAAAAAAA

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I am not "flirting with death". I am on a date with death and waiting for it to pick up the check.

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Summerween photo. My friend is challenging my other friend to a duel in the background lmao (and yes that is me hi)

Open tag

Found this on Twitter, so I thought, why not posting it here and doing a tag game 😊

Ok, I’ll go first

If he is the reason, I’d go to prison gladly 🥰❤️‍🔥

Tagging: @killerqueen-ofwillowgreen @nic-214 @milkyway-ashes @dr-radiation @whitequeen-ofwillowgreen @sunsetdaydreamer @therockywhorerpictureshow @delicatelyfantasticninja and everyone 😊

Sorry if I forgot to tag some of you!

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me: *doesnt read for several months bc life*

me: oh I'll read one chapter i guess, just to see if its as good as people say

me: *reads like 3000 pages in the course of two days and falls in love with three new series*

me: well. Fucking shit.

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post-sickness, pre-sickness. Music triggered zoomies. Just chilling and then all of a sudden your brain is like

"move. Jump. Get up. Walk. Run. Run right now. Run run run run run run runrunrunrunrunrunrun. RUN IMMEDIATELY"

Yall ever just get post sickness zoomies?

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wise words of advice that will change your life forever. listen closely. the dolphins toe is the badgers eye (think about it ) don’t ever forget…

mate i think im having a fucking stroke here what in the bloody hell is that supposed to mean

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hi. Uhm

how do i learn a language in a non structured way?

like. Ive been in french in school for 2 years and i know ✨very little✨

i can pick up phrases and little words easily but full on structure doesnt really mesh with my brain

like. I can say fuck in six languages. I can tell you how many graves you need after a war in latin. I can call you a motherfucker and your friends bastards in russian

i learned how to say eat the child in irish from a tumblr post. I know some things from music and songs

duolingo kind of worked but i got frustrated and im not giving them money (and theres a lot of ai now)

just- tips or something? Specifically for like spanish and maybe italian?

idk. I want to travel a lot for work but i dont want to be that dickhead american who doesnt speak the language or relies on translation apps

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so like. In feb i did this

Sleeves from jacket are legs. Shorts are from jeans. Held together by safety pins

i forgot i did it for a while but

Upgrade. Sewn with elastic bracelet string. The good stuff. Adjustable too.

Tada. Trash pants

uhhh

dassit bye

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just finished a court of Mist and Fury

gotta say

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from the notes i have found out

OP is/was a musician (?)

OP had children with Elongated Muskrat

OP was married-but-not-really and is now divorced-while-never-being-married with said Elongated Muskrat

so

yeag

ok if u want like endless refreshing beverages that are basically free like, just buying a bit of mint and putting it in ice water is truly a game changer.  started doing this yesterday and i feel noticeably more hydrated altho its kinda chicken/egg because im probably drinking more water because it tastes better.  anyhow, i feel like this is a good thing to give guests if you are entertaining guests too.  

also this isn’t my house its an air bnb so don’t judge the decor i would def put floral wallpaper up if i had weird protruding things on my walls like this and i certainly wouldnt waste time and money framing a picture

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Edffrthbgtunuokbdeuin...snake me

...

what

r u good?

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another shitty lil art for mermay

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The drawing process:

Inspo

sketch

line

refurbished line

Base color

finished

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my shitty lil contribution to mermay

He doesnt have a nose on purpose

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the sims