#paul's face 🤣

[endlich-allein]

Rammstein, European Stadium Tour 2019 @ pogoknowsbest

[guardian-angle22]

911: Lone Star S4 E14 | The Case of the Stolen Pudding Cup -> The Crime Exposed

[herrlindemann]

Rammstein, Lisbon, 26.06.2023

[emilynightshade89]

They're right and they should say it.

[newx-menfan]

Literally NO ONE would think Paul was a catch if they had Felicia around…just SAYING Marvel…

[modernmanblues]

i realise Eric’s just making a cameo appearance in McCartney’s music video, but we all know he’s the real star here 🌟🥰💙

[thebearer]

Can you imagine reader doing the “do you know a mike wazowski, he said he knows you and his best friend sully from school?” Trend from TikTok On carmen, Richie, fak and uncle jimmy. And they are all stood around thinking where they would know this person from and discussing it for like an hour and then they bring Tina into it 🤣, and then they get annoyed that the person would even think about approaching you and asking you any thing like that 😂🤣.

Also literally obsessed with your writings 💕❤️

committed to the bit, truly, you get sydney to call the phone and you answer it. pretend to have a whole conversation, then come out.

"that was weird."

carmen's head snaps towards you. "what? what was weird?"

"the guy on the phone." you try to keep your face still, knowing your phone is propped in the window. "he called and said he wanted a reservation, i told him we were pretty booked and he could check online, and he said he knew you guys. that he was family."

"family?" carmen's brows crease.

"who's family?" richie comes in, buttoning his suit.

"the guy on the phone."

"what's his name?"

"wazowski?" you furrow your brows. "i think i'm saying it right. wazowski? mike?"

"mike wazowski?" richie repeated, you nodded. he and carmen look at each other.

"i dunno him-"

"-no, is he- fuck." richie pinches the bridge of his nose. "is cicero still here?"

"oh, please, don't tell me there's more." jimmy snides. "thought you two had it under control."

"no, not that." richie rolls his eyes. "who was, uh, neil's cousin? the one that's been married like twelve times?"

"paul?"

"yeah, what's his last name? wazowski?" richie waves his hand.

"wazowski? no." jimmy frowns shaking his head. "wazowski? no, that's uh... who is that?"

"he said he was coming with sullivan." you take a stilling breath to contain your giggles. you know you can't look at sydney or you both will break in laughter. "sully?"

"sully?" richie, jimmy, and carmen question.

"i dunno who any of those people are." carmen huffs.

"yeah you do. is it- is it pete's family?" richie frowns.

"yeah, i think it is. seems like pete's family." jimmy grumbles.

"doesn't he have that weird uncle-"

"-oh shit, yes. at the wedding. god, that guy wouldn't shut up." jimmy groans. "i thought pete was bad."

"don't call him back." carmen looks at you. "if he calls again, just get richie."

"me?" richie scoffs. "why do i have to talk to that guy? i don't wanna talk to that guy. make sugar do it. it's her family."

"yeah but it's your job, jagoff."

they don't realize later, until the video is posted, that it was in fact, a joke.

[sitraxis]

Onward, We Dive!

Also on Twitter | (Animatic: Watch here | Rebloggable Post Here)

Was inspired by the what Nagi told Rindo (and Fret) on Day 4:

Besides, my recent mental excursions have been far less painful than those past. Doubtless thanks to your company.

It was an artwork I wanted to do since before the animatic's production albeit with more somber colors like the frame that comes before this one in the animatic. You could say the palette for the lighting was a happy accident. I hardly got to anything experimental for the animatic for consistency's sake and it's one of the reasons I'm really happy with this frame. I also won't deny that I've applied what I learned when I was doing Paul's Rindo print.

Also, one of the things I told myself was "If not for Rindo, at least I get to finish it for Fret's hilarious face." 🤣

[charliethomascoxuniverse]

Omg, I was just browsing through Paul Anthony Jones's "The Cabinet of Linguistic Curiosities", and did you all know flirting is technically ILLEGAL in New York??? 👀👀👀 (*** See below)

The real question is whether Mr Summa Cum Laude, officer of the law, Matt Murdock, is in fact well aware of that and has just been insouciantly going around committing more acts of criminality than just vigilantism all this time. 😂

I'm sorry, but you can't look at this shameless hussy and tell me he doesn't know exactly what he's doing! 🥴

He's relentless! You just can't take him anywhere! 😅💗

Not to mention Mr Sounds-Like-We're-Getting-Married/You're-Not-Gonna-Kiss-Me/Cross-My-Heart over here.🥰💕

And where to start with these two? I can't even. 😏🔥

Okay, he wasn't in New York here, so we'll give him a pass this time...

In summary, the gentleman is a tramp. 🤭

I love him, Your Honour. 💋

Don't let the innocent act fool you, ladies and gentlemen of the jury -- that is the handsome face of a shameless flirt!! ☝️☝️☝️

*throws panties the book at him*

(***)

So he's really only innocent of fault in the case of Claire, because they weren't in public, but he's guilty as sin in all the other cases. 🤣

(Sorry, but I have a nerd's sense of humour, therefore this is very funny to me, if not necessarily anyone else. *shrug* 😅)

[libraryofloveletters]

Always You

pairing: andy robertson x reader

summary: so many years apart and you’re still in love with the same guy you’ve always been in love with. 

author’s note: as lance stroll says “don’t do it for me, don’t do it for us, do it for scotland!” and andy is scotland (yes the entire country) so here we are 👍🏽

all photos are from instagram and/or pinterest :) 

written in the photos series masterlist

andyrobertson94 

liked virgilvandijk, jhenderson, darwin_n9 and 165,303 others

andyrobertson94: team colours 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

view 346 comments 

liverpoolfc: we love to see it captain! 💙

user14: 😍😍😍

youruser: always did say you’d make it ☺️

↪️andyrobertson94: is this who I think it is ?? 👀

↪️youruser: surprise 🤭

user26: the best in the world 💪🏽

lfcfan87: robbo >>>>

--

--

andyrobertson94 added an instagram story.

--

--

youruser

liked by trentarnold66, andyrobertson94, yourbestie and 897 others 

youruser: ⚽️❤️

tagged: liverpoolfc, andyrobertson94 

view 382 comments 

robboswife: WHO ARE YOU!! 

↪️youruser: not his wife clearly 🤣

comment liked by andyrobertson94 

andyrobertson94: good to see your face out there 

↪️youruser: you say that as if you can find my face 🙄

user4: so pretty! 

mysterygirl101: 😍😍

--

--

youruser added an instagram story. 

--

andyrobertson94

liked by virgilvandijk, jhenderson, youruser and 98,284 others 

andyrobertson94: hey alexa play my girl by the temptations ❤️

tagged: youruser

view 731 comments 

virgilvandijk: ❤️

user26: SCREAMING CRYING SLIDING DOWN THE WALL!!! SHOULD BE ME

youruser: you’re so cheesy 🥹🩷

↪️andyrobertson94: love you ❤️

user92: IS THAT AN ENGAGEMENT RING?? ALSFNKOIWE

trentarnold66: you two make me sick 👍🏽

↪️youruser: and here I was making you cookies 🤨

↪️trentarnold66: never mind I like you again 😁

↪️andyrobertson94: you always steal my teammates 🙄🙄🙄

[myrockandrollking]

Unfortunately, my grandma is the only person irl who shares my love of the Beatles, so we had a movie night and watched a Hard Day's Night and it was a blast! Here are some of my thoughts and comments on the film and some of my favorite parts/quotes (sorry if it's out of order):

• the opening is obviously iconic, I love how George and Ringo fall and almost get fucking trampled and we aren't even a minute in yet

• also the way John just laughs at them took me tf out, I love it

• "he's very c l e a n"

• Paul's grandfather was fucking helarious

• my grandma was singing all of the songs so loudly that I couldn't hear any of them 💀

• "Tell me, how did you find America?" "Turn left to Greenland"

• "What do you call that hairstyle you are wearing?" "Arthur"

• the entire part where George is mistaken for a teen model had me cackling

• "do not breathe on me, Adrian"

• "grotty" should be used more

• I love how the manager was basically just like a babysitter trying to take care of four out of control children

• I did not appreciate the Ringo's nose slander, his nose is beautiful

• Ringo's wack ass dancing was so amusing to me

• "Do I snore, John?" "Yeah, you're a window-rattler, son."

• John randomly oinking like a pig caught me off guard tbh

• Ringo being protective of his drums is literally me with my guitar

• "Put yer tongue away, it looks disgustin hangin out, all pink and naked."

• all of the songs were bangers, ofc

• all of the John in the bath scenes give me pure serotonin, I love his goofy ass

• me and my grandma sang a duet of And I Love Her when it came on and it was so fun and sweet

• I'm so sad that they didn't add "You Can't Do That" into the film since it's my favorite song on the album

• since I watched Nowhere Boy directly before this and almost cried, this line tore out my heart

• the scenes of Ringo with the kid were so random but also so wholesome

• the whole mistaken identity scene with John and the lady had me laughing and blushing, oh my God

• since my grandma is a George girl, she was simping hardcore during his song, it was so cute

• she literally yelled "I've got dibs on George!"

• my grandma also doesn't laugh when she thinks stuff is funny for some reason, so it was basically just me cackling in the otherwise silent living room the whole time

• she kept looking over to me throughout the film and finally said, "man, you're all over John the whole movie, huh?" 😭

• please, she can't talk, this women literally ran up to the TV and touched George's face 🤣

• okay, I know I'm going to sound delusional as fuck but just hear me out-

During this exact particular scene:

I swear to God, for a second I thought I could smell John through the screen. So, the whole room just smelled like nothing basically, but when the camera was on John straight ahead in this scene after he's talking to the lady in the hall, my senses just exploded basically. I suddenly smelled strong tobacco and cigarette smoke, along with a clean sweet smell and citrus. It's like when someone walks by you with a lot of cologne or something and you are hit by it? It was like that with the sudden angle change when it went to this shot of John. It was the weirdest shit. I know it sounds dramatic and like I'm making it up, but weirdly enough it's happened to both me and another family member a few times with other movies, but idk why lol. Then when John went up the stairs it faded away and didn't come back. No one smokes in their house either and there was no smell like any of that in the room before, so it was really weird but also oddly comforting. Anyways, I'm probably just going insaine.

[endlich-allein]

Flake and Paul, Potsdam, 1999 © RadioEins

[guardian-angle22]

hello yes I’m the anon that requested that gifset and I looooooved it. I figured you were busy with other things and I knew you’d get to it!!! Thank you so much for making it for me!!!! 💖💖💖💖💖💖

[reference to this post]

Ah!! I’m so glad you liked it! Thank you for being patient as I figured out how I wanted to execute it.

(don't have a good reaction gif today, so have a random smiley paul 😊)

[bitchinbarzal]

one happy guy, happy birthday ryder | life of ivy

yourusername

liked by titobeauvi91, josty17 and 127,799 others

yourusername the difference a year makes 🥺

happy birthday to my babyboy, my life and soul. ryder paul barzal, you are a ray of sunshine in our days and we love you to the moon and back 🌙

view all comments

barzal97 **pain in dad’s ass most days

sydneyemartin happy birthday kiddo!

emmasimard no way it’s been a year?!

josty17 stop freaking growing!!!

nicohischier happy birthday ry-guy

barzal97

liked by liannabarzal, nyislanders and 237,899 others

barzal97 twice, twice I was told “it’s a girl” and I was content but when they told me I’d have a son. my whole world changed.

my littlest meatball turns one today! happy birthday ry, we love you so much 💙

view all comments

yourusername this might be the nicest thing you’ve ever said

mattymarts17 happy birthday to the dude!

njdevils happy birthday to our favourite Barzal guy!

ebear25 the greatest gift! happy birthday kid

titobeauvi91

liked by emmasimard, owahlstrom97 and others

titobeauvi91 back in town for a very important occasion, the kid turns one! 🖤

view all comments

yourusername he doesn’t look like a happy guy 😭🤣

ndobson18 he’s got the best faces

emmasimard only for our best guy

[marvelobsessed134]

Okay, gonna get this outta my system before I forget, I've tried to write this but it seems like you can write this a tad bit better than I can😅😅😅, a Paul Stanley smut where the reader is this rocker dudette who's friends with KISS and he finds out that she's really shy about kissing while chatting with her hours after the show. Then he "teaches" her how to kiss and not be so shy about it, and the more they go on, the more it gets "hot" in the room, pfft, what was that explanation🤣🤣🤣🤣

Teach you how

A/n: your explanation was fine! I hope you enjoy this!

Pairings: Paul Stanley x Fem!Reader

Warnings: smut, innocent!shy!reader, dom!paul ofc, soft smut, praise kink and I think that’s it let me know if I missed any.

Summary: You confess something to Paul and he decides to fix it for you.

You were chatting with Paul in his hotel room after the show. You’ve been a friend of the whole band for a long while now, even getting your own band! You were just chilling when you accidentally blurted out how shy you were about kissing and how you’ve never kissed anyone.

“You mean to tell me no one has ever kissed you?” Paul asked.

You shook your head, feeling embarrassed. “I’ve just been…I don’t know scared I guess? It’s stupid I know.” You replied before getting up, about to leave. The singer grabbed your arm and pulled you back down on the bed.

“How about I teach you…you know so you’re not scared of it anymore?” His words shocked you.

“I- um okay.” You weren’t 100% sure on this but maybe a little practice could help. Paul smirked and you could’ve sworn you saw his eyes grow darker as he set his palm against your cheek before leaning in and pressing his lips to yours. The kiss felt like heaven and you couldn’t help but moan as you kissed him back. The singer smirked against your lips.

He kept kissing you until you were laying down on the bed, and he began to let his hand trail up the hem of your shirt. You froze.

“Paul- I don’t-“

“Shhh, just let me make you feel good, Y/n.” So you sighed, and let him take your shirt off, then your bra. You were now bare chested in front of him, feeling kind of uncomfortable so you covered your breasts but Paul immediately put them down. “You do not have to hide that beautiful body from me, Y/n.”

You blushed at his words before he took a nipple into his mouth, biting and sucking on the sensitive flesh. “Oh god.” You moaned.

“Feel good?” He asked and you nodded.

He continued his assault on both sides before kissing down your stomach. You let him take your pants and panties off and your legs spread at your own accord.

The guitarist licked a bold stripe against your center, causing you to grip his hair and squirm under him. He began to eat you out in between your folds, all the way up to your clit.

“Oh Paul…I think…I think I’m gonna cum.” You moaned.

“Yeah baby? Go on, make a mess all over my face.” His words sent you over the edge and you came all over his face just like he told you to.

“Fuck, that’s a good girl. You taste so sweet.”

Then he stood up and unbuckled his pants. His hard cock sprung up-he wasn’t wearing any underwear-and he lined it up to your entrance, teasing it by rubbing it up and down slowly between your pussy.

“You’re so pretty, I fuckin love you.” His words caught you off guard and as you tried to respond he slowly pushed into you. You hissed at the pain at first.

“Paul-“

“Shh I know, it’s ok. I’ll go slow ok?” The singers words made you feel at ease.

The pain quickly faded into pleasure as he slowly thrusted into you. The two of you made out passionately.

Paul felt himself getting close, “Fuck I’m getting close sweetheart. You’re so tight and warm. Where do you want me to cum?”

“My stomach please.” You moaned as you clenched around him, he was rubbing your clit as well.

You came soon after that, and he pulled out to jerk himself until he finished on your stomach.

The two of you were breathing heavily as he hovered over you.

“Did you mean it? You love me?”

“Yes. I love you so much Y/n…I’d love for you to be my girl.”

You smiled and kissed him, “I’d love to be your girl. Can I say something?”

“Sure.”

“I guess I was made for lovin you baby.” You said in a sing song voice and he laughed.

[glitchaxolol]

Honest opinions on Wrestlemania XL Sunday:

Drew v Seth: I was so happy for Drew when he pinned Seth. Seth was taking those hits like a boss but Drew was honestly slaying. Drew’s entrance looked cool asf but wth was Seth’s😭!? Him tweeting during the match was actually so funny. But anyways, DAMIAN CASHING IN WAS AMAZING AND JUDGEMENT DAY CHEERING TOGETHER AT THE END MADE ME SO HAPPY!!! (I expected Damian to cash in but I was glad he did) Match was still really short tho.

The Pride v The Final Testament: I like both teams but may I say, Scarlett and Karrion looked badass. Some of those hits had to be painful, on both sides. Also Karrion just picking Scarlett up at the end was lowkey sweet. Again, it was really short.

LA Knight v AJ Styles: That flip from AJ over the top rope was smooth. Both of them got in some good hits. That Avalanche German Suplex was actually insane. I was honestly rooting for AJ(who was looking like an absolute daddy btw😩) and I’m genuinely sad he lost. The end was lowkey stupid tho.

Randy Orton v Kevin Owens v Logan Paul: The start was genuinely funny, Randy getting on the back of the cart and riding along. Teaming up on Logan was a good idea. Also like, what did KO expect? Ofc Randy was gonna try to RKO him. They all got some good hits. I was NOT expecting IShowSpeed to be in the suit😭🤣! I was pulling for Randy but I still didn’t mind Logan retaining. Honestly he makes a good heel.

Bayley v Iyo Sky: Bayley’s wrestling gear looked great but Iyo looked lowkey drunk walking down(lol). They both gave us a good match tbh. Bayley was being an absolute beast, taking those hits pretty well. And I’m so happy that Bayley is finally getting what she deserves, she absolutely deserved that win!

Cody v Roman: The orchestra for Roman’s entrance was pretty cool honestly. (He looking fucking hot as ever btw🤭 also he stuck his tongue out so omfg, he cannot keep lookin like that😩). (He could call me a little bitch if he wanted🤞). Jimmy and Jey coming out to fight was pretty cool. I was just waiting for Solo to show up lol. John Cena and Rock coming out to face off with each other was great! I was hoping Dean was the one to come but Seth is alr ig. Roman choosing to hit Seth over Cody was a nice “Fuck you” for when they were in Shield. I actually cheered when Taker came out!!! Both Roman and Cody were absolute BEASTS during the match. I love Roman and I would’ve loved for him to win but it was for the best.

Overall: The matches were a bit short but holy shit was it worth it. The main event was amazing and so chaotic!!!

Reminder: These are just my opinions so don’t get like pressed or anything lol.