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livingsockz · 7 months
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HALF JOKE PAYDAY HCS...
hi again more PAYDAY HCS...... SIGH
GUESS WHAT ITS DALLAS AND HOUSTON AGAIN BECAUSE FUCK YOU I LOVE THEM BOTH GRGRGRGRHARG
OK NOW..........
DALLAS
he snores like really fucking goofy (honk shoo honk shoo)
hes the tooth fairy. i will not elaborate
watches 5 minute crafts
toasts his poptarts in the toaster
definitely stubs his toe on every piece of furniture in the safehouse
HOUSTON YAY
also snores but like snore miimiimimi snore miimii
everything that can be put on a wall will be put on a wall
weirdest insults ever
thinks that gum trees are a naturally occurring phenomenon (they are not)
everything that can be clean will be clean
call me maybe karaoke
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