#payday 2 hc

[livingsockz]

HALF JOKE PAYDAY HCS...

hi again more PAYDAY HCS...... SIGH

GUESS WHAT ITS DALLAS AND HOUSTON AGAIN BECAUSE FUCK YOU I LOVE THEM BOTH GRGRGRGRHARG

OK NOW..........

DALLAS

he snores like really fucking goofy (honk shoo honk shoo)

hes the tooth fairy. i will not elaborate

watches 5 minute crafts

toasts his poptarts in the toaster

definitely stubs his toe on every piece of furniture in the safehouse

HOUSTON YAY

also snores but like snore miimiimimi snore miimii

everything that can be put on a wall will be put on a wall

weirdest insults ever

thinks that gum trees are a naturally occurring phenomenon (they are not)

everything that can be clean will be clean

call me maybe karaoke

[canadian-pug-cartel]

Houston and Dallas (not my best work but also fuck digital)

[bugs-writes-things]

GROWLS LIKE A FERAL ASS MF

ahem yes hi

can i get some hcs for prisoner!hox x guard!reader ? i’m doing my best to be specific but the lack of hoxton x readers on the internet is starting to kill me so literally surprise me with any hcs i don’t really care skcjsxnjsdb

yeas of course !!!

Prisoner!Hox/Guard!Reader 🌿

Hoxton was pretty skeptical at first

He was surprised when he learned you were being genuine and didn’t hate his guts

He wasn’t used to people being nice to him

When he got to know you more, he’d tell small stories about his time with the payday gang

He’d also listen to you whenever you needed to complain about something

You’re by far his favourite in there

When it comes to you, he’ll try to not get into fights, as long as it keeps you happy

After a while, he started bugging you with little flirty jabs

At first you weren’t really sure if he was poking fun at you or actually flirting

After a while he did make it pretty clear though

It took you a while to used to it

He was delighted when you started flirting back a little bit

He was pretty upset after learning about the transfer though

He did say his goodbyes to you, and told you about how he felt

He tried not to be sappy about it

It also took him a bit to get to the point

It wasn’t long after when you heard about the breakout

You weren’t expecting to hear from him again

But surprise! He bumped into you on a heist

You were just trying to cash in a check

He was a bit smug for a bit, before giving you his number

He also hauled you to a pretty safe spot

You also scored a date, at a pretty nice restaurant

Not one that you’ve ever been to

You were 99% sure the people running the place were also criminals

He told you not to worry about it though

He got something to share with you

Overall, it was a nice date!

[blackdragonmedicdean]

Have a few HC if Hoxton and Houston along with Wolf and Jacket played Phasmaphobia  

- Jacket often is left in charge of taking the photos near the end. 

- Wolf Usually does the Spirit Boxes or EMF’s 

- Hoxton mostly fucks around trying to scare Houston (has succeded multipul times) 

-Houston somehow finds the best places to hide from the ghost when it’s hunting (sometimes) 

- One time when playing Dallas tapped Houston on the shoulder to get his attention it cause Houston to freak out and scream loud enough for everyone to hear. (He may of accidently kicked Dallas during it) 

- When everyone had died during a session Jacket just left while throwing the flashlight behind him while playing a tape recording about just leaving and going to vegas. 

- If freaked out enough Houston will start singing or beat boxing.  (Bain has turned this into a mix tape of sorts to play during heist) 

- If Jacket is able to join them they either play with Joy or Bain. 

- Jimmy joined them once never again. 

[manekinoodle]

random payday hc: sydney was from an upper class family.

honestly she doesn't talk like a bona fide aussie bogan or dero. she doesn't give aussie-style nicknames (a seemingly working class thing from the looks of it) or anything like that. hell, even her slang use is pretty tame! mine is worse than that.

so i suspect a rich girl rebelling against her stuffy family or something. (just like hox!) maybe she's the eldest and was expected to take on a lot of responsibility compared to spoiled younger siblings. or she's a middle child overshadowed by exceptional siblings. something to chew on i hope.

[pigeonrocks]

he/she Sydney and transfem Sokol. i dont have a funny enough comment for the rest of this post. they're real to me.

[yanderes-galore]

Masterlists

(New place where all the masterlists will go)

Alien vs Predator (Edited: 11/29/23)

Arknights (Edited: 4/11/23)

Arcane (Edited: 11/8/23)

A Song of Ice and Fire/House of The Dragon/Game of Thrones (Edited: 4/22/24)

Assassination Classroom (Edited: 5/20/23)

Beastars (Edited: 4/25/24)

Bendy and The Ink Machine (Edited: 4/21/23)

Bioshock (Edited: 11/4/23)

Black Butler (Edited: 4/11/23)

Blue Exorcist (Edited: 4/21/23)

Borderlands (Edited: 2/26/24)

The Boys (Edited: 3/20/24)

Call of Duty (Edited: 10/24/23)

Cookie Run (Edited: 5/11/23)

Cult of the Lamb (Edited: 4/13/24)

Cuphead (Edited: 6/21/23)

Danganronpa (Edited 4/11/23)

Dark Souls and other Soulslike games (Edited: 1/28/24)

DC Comics (Edited: 10/30/23)

Dead by Daylight (Edited: 12/3/23)

Death Note (Edited: 4/11/23)

Demon Slayer (Edited: 3/28/24)

Detroit: Become Human (Edited: 9/3/23)

The Disastrous Life of Saiki K. (Edited: 4/21/23)

Disney (Edited: 2/22/24)

Don't Starve (Edited: 4/11/23)

DOOM (Edited: 4/21/23)

Dragon Age (Edited: 3/11/24)

Elder Scrolls (Edited: 3/22/24)

Far Cry (Edited: 2/16/24)

Fear and Hunger (Edited: 4/24/24)

Five Nights at Freddy's (1) (Edited: 7/28/23) (2) (Edited: 10/23/23) (3) (Edited: 4/26/24)

Gears/Gears of War (Edited: 4/18/24)

Genshin Impact (Edited: 4/17/24)

God of War (Edited: 11/13/23)

Halo (Edited: 4/17/24)

Halo RvB (Edited: 4/19/24)

Happy Tree Friends (Edited: 4/27/24)

Homestuck/Hiveswap (1) (Edited 1/21/24) (2) (Edited 3/24/24)

How To Train Your Dragon (Edited: 4/25/24)

Identity V (1) (Edited: 4/11/23) (2) (Edited: 4/11/23)

Invader Zim (Edited: 4/11/23)

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure (Edited: 4/4/24)

Jujutsu Kaisen (Edited: 4/19/24)

The Last of Us (Edited: 5/5/23)

Left 4 Dead (Edited: 4/11/23)

Madness Combat (Edited: 4/4/24)

Marvel (Edited: 11/17/23)

Metro Game Series (Edited: 3/12/24)

Mortal Kombat (Edited: 3/3/24)

My Hero Academia (Edited: 4/21/23)

My Little Pony (Edited: 4/24/24)

Mystic Messenger (Edited: 4/11/23)

Naruto (Edited: 6/23/23)

Ninjago (Edited: 9/15/23)

Nintendo (Edited: 11/5/23)

Obey Me! (Edited: 4/11/23)

Outlast (Edited: 7/21/23)

The Outerworlds (Edited: 4/11/24)

Overwatch (Edited: 4/26/24)

Payday (Edited: 1/24/24)

Pirates of The Caribbean (Edited: 4/11/23)

Pokemon (Edited: 4/24/24)

Poppy Playtime (Edited: 4/22/24)

Portal (Edited: 4/11/23)

Puss In Boots (Edited: 3/23/24)

Random Hybrid HCs (to be merged) (Edited: 4/11/23)

Red Dead Redemption (Edited: 3/4/24)

Resident Evil (Edited: 10/24/23)

Rick and Morty (Edited: 8/17/23)

SCP (Edited: 4/11/23)

Silent Hill (Edited: 11/8/23)

Slashers (Edited: 3/30/24)

Small HCs/Concepts (Edited: 4/11/23)

Sonic The Hedgehog (Edited: 4/27/24)

South Park (Aged Up) (Edited: 6/28/23)

Spooky Month (Edited: 4/21/23)

Star Wars (11/15/23)

Steven Universe (Edited: 4/27/24)

Team Fortress 2 (Edited: 4/11/24)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Edited: 9/10/23)

Toilet-Bound Hanako-Kun (Edited: 4/11/23)

Transformers (Edited: 11/17/23)

Twisted Wonderland (Edited: 4/8/24)

Uncategorized Fics (Edited: 3/3/24)

Undertale/Deltarune (Edited: 4/23/24)

Voltron: Legendary Defender (Edited: 5/27/23)

We Happy Few (Edited: 1/23/24)

Yandere OC Concepts (Edited: 10/3/23)

Main OCs (Edited: 4/11/23)

Xenophobic (Story) (Edited: 4/11/23)

Worse Than Zombies (Story) (Edited: 4/11/23)

Yandere Halloween Event 2021 (Edited: 4/11/23)

Yandere Halloween Event 2022 (Edited 4/11/23)

[starr-finn]

Payday 2 yandere HCs: Sokol

NOTE: I DO NOT CONDONE YANDERE BEHAVIOR OR ANYTHING OF THAT NATURE!!!! THIS IS A SILLY FIC FOR CHICKEN MAN!!!! DO NOT REPLICATE OR IMITATE ANYTHING I WRITE HERE, IT IS HIGHLY ILLEGAL AND WILL RESULT IN RESTRAINING ORDERS, PRISON TIME, AND POTENTIAL HARM TO YOURSELF AND OTHERS! thank you and have a great day

Warnings cuz we need them: Kidnapping, mentions of abuse, Vague hints at murder, hints at a forced relationship, mentions of manipulation, drugging, mentions of amputation, manipulation

once again, carried away, just assume I did for all of them

Sokol is manipulative

He'll make you love him before he kidnaps you

He's such a sweet and loving boyfriend

Spoils the hell outta you

But behind the scenes, He's a stalker, obsessive, and possessive

Treats you like a goddess

Hides his possessiveness behind protectiveness

gives damn good cuddles

literally worships you

now onto the part you came for

Sokol kidnaps you by drugging you on a date to a bar and takes you to his house instead of yours

ties you up and waits for you to wake up

he gets a bit more violent now, but more so in threats

your his and his alone, and he'll make sure you know it

he does also cling to you

he holds you so tightly it's crazy

he just wants you with him all the time

holds your hands a lot

has killed all of your friends and cleared out your team of co-workers

has threatened to remove limbs, but would never do that

but he's so sweet it might give you a toothache

buys you one of his old hockey jerseys

buys you a bunch of cute stuffed animals too

bites at your neck a lot, it's a possession/marking thing

tries to make you feel as loved as he can out of guilt from kidnapping you

he will never hurt you despite his threats

he likes kissing your neck, forehead and jaw

texts you 24/7

calls you his baby, regardless of gender

sweet but deranged

will kill anyone for you

[hunterwritesstuff]

I guess this is happening

Welcome to my writing blog on my second tumblr account, I write stuff sometimes upon request!

Rules: 

* BE AS SPECIFIC AS PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE. I’M AUTISTIC AND CAN’T READ YA MIND. THANK YOU :)

* I have the right to decline any request I feel uncomfortable with.

* Please don’t rush me! I take my time when writing because I want it to be good!

* Don’t request something I’ve mentioned makes me uncomfy. Thanks.

* I will do Spicy NSFW stuff, it may just take a while lmao

* I may do slightly suggestive, but still not much.

* Specify if platonic, familial, or romantic.

* I will not do OC x Canon unless it’s my OCs because I don’t know other people’s ocs very well, sorry :(

* Specify pronouns for your request! It’s imperative so that I can give you what you want me to write! :D

* Nothing problematic please!

* Specify if fic or headcanons please!

* Be gentle about my writing please! I hold it near and dear to my heart!

* Use tone-tags please! I can’t read people well!

* I WILL ONLY WRITE SMUT SOMETIMES HOLY SHIT OH MY FUCKING GOD GUYS PLS

What I will write: Gore fics 

 MY Ocs(I have brainrot but these may take longer bc I’m not used to being asked to infodump about them without freezing up/fear of rejection or negative reactions-)

Character Headcanons(just my HCs for the character!) 

x readers 

 OC x canon(this will only be for my OCs sorry, I don’t know yours well enough to write them effectively) 

 Fluff 

OC x Reader 

 Angst 

Hurt/comfort 

AUs(examples: Coffee shop, Soulmate,crossover Etc) 

 Yanderes 

 heavy topics(IF U ASK ME TO ROMANTICIZE THESE I WILL COME FOR YOUR KNEECAPS) 

Platonic(this includes platonic yandere's) 

What I WON’T write:

Full-On Smut(I don’t feel confident enough with writing smut to do this, sorry!)

romanticizing sensitive topics

transphobia/homophobia

racism

suicide fics(I.E, characters finding you committed, I’m not comfy with that.)

abuse fics(Obviously.)

just anything problematic.

Also, I shouldn’t have to say this but 

I WILL NOT WRITE CHEATING.

Fandoms I write for:

Welcome home(Puppets)(Taking break for a bit)

Mandela Catalogue(my Guardian Alternates AU hue hue hue)(Mostly platonic though-)

Payday 2 (Not hyperfixed on it rn so no)

Darkwing Duck

Mario

DSAF(sometimes)

Pokepasta characters(Platonic for younger ones, obvs, but hey! I see you, simps! I see you and want to feed you! <3)(Be specific which one btw, I’m still getting into pokepasta stuff so patience is appreciated lol)(Only the humans/trainers though-) Replacing this with Hypno’s Lullaby lol(Keeping the platonic for younger ones though)

Hazbin Hotel(Nothing romantic with Val because I don’t feel comfortable writing that, and like. Nothing romantic or sexual with Alastor because he’s aroace.)

Cookie Run(both Ovenbreak AND Kingdom)

Bendy And the Ink Machine/Bendy and the Dark Revival

[crispy-bonnie]

MASTERLIST

📂 = General/Platonic

❤️ = Romantic

♨️ = Suggestive

❄️ = Hurt/Comfort

🌧 = Angst

✋ = 5 Senses Fanfic Challenge

🎶 = Songfic

PAYDAY 2

Headcanons — FBI UNITS

First meeting [📂/❤️]

How you’re treated [📂]

They fall in love with you [❤️]

You love to sing [❤️]

Confessions [❤️]

First kiss [❤️]

You're cute, small, and optimistic [❤️]

You like to draw your S/O [❤️]

You reject them [🌧️]

Captain Winters catch-up [📂/❤️/🌧️]

Headcanons — PAYDAY GANG

First meeting [📂/❤️]

How you’re treated [📂]

They fall in love with you [❤️]

You love to sing [❤️]

Confessions [❤️]

First Kiss [❤️]

You're cute, small, and optimistic [❤️]

Dallas Fluff HCs [❤️]

You're adopted by the Payday gang [📂]

You like to draw your S/O [❤️]

You’re flirtatious [❤️/♨️]

You're a chaos enabler — HOUSTON HCs [📂]

Rust + Duke Fatherly HCs [📂]

You reject them [🌧️]

Oyasumi — PAYDAY HCs [🌧️]

You're being robbed but you're broke as hell [📂]

Oneshots — FBI UNITS

Tight Spot — PAYDAY + DOZER MULTISHOT [❤️/♨️]

Oneshots — PAYDAY GANG

Break — JACKET X READER [❤️]

Angel’s Embrace — DALLAS X READER [❄️/❤️]

Stay Down — SOKOL X READER [🌧] [please don't read this one it's awful for the love of fuck]

Rest — HOXTON X READER [❤️]

Risky Business — BAIN X READER [❄️/❤️]

Procedure — HOUSTON X READER [❄️/❤️]

Tight Spot — PAYDAY + DOZER MULTISHOT [❤️/♨️]

Jacket’s Jacket — JACKET X READER [❤️]

Underneath the Slumbering Moon — BAIN X READER [❤️]

Acrophobia — BAIN X READER [📂/❄️]

Cushions — WOLF X READER [❤️]

Curious Eyes — WOLF X READER [✋]

Slip N’ Spill — HOUSTON X READER [❤️]

Out of Line / Stay Down rewrite — SOKOL X READER [🎶/🌧️]

OCs and More

Something behind you [📂]

Something in the shadows [📂]

Bon’s thoughts after the events of PAYDAY 2 [🌧️]

Boardwalk Heartbreak — HOXBON [🌧️]

Toughen Up — HOXBON [🌧️]

Soften Up — HOXBON [❄️]

Wrong from Right — HOXBON + SETHWOLF [🌧️]

Weight of your Absence — HOXBON [❤️/❄️]

CRIMINAL MINDS

Pretty Boy's Friend — SPENCER X READER [📂/❤️]

Pretty Boy's Friend PT. 2 — SPENCER X READER [📂/❤️]

CALL OF DUTY

Headcanons — 141 & more

nothing yet :(

Headcanons — KorTac & more

nothing yet :(

Oneshots — 141 & more

nothing yet :(

Oneshots — KorTac & more

Hey Sugar! — PHILLIP GRAVES X READER [❤️/♨️/✋]

OCs and More

Four Big Guys — 141 X NORTHSTAR [📂]

[bainofjustice]

Hello! Welcome to my blog, where I am going to be losing my mind over payday. You may call me Kitty, I use he/they/void pronuons & am 20+. What else you can know about me is that my favorite color is Purple & just like you I am losing my mind over blorbos.

My main blog is @kitty-does-stuff

Here's the main things I will be posting here.

#meta: This will include smaller hcs, bigger hcs, exploring parts of payday's canon, exploring the crossovers & thoery crafting. If everything in the post is covering canon things it will also be tagged #lore

#art: this is for art I make of payday or crossover characters along with payday ocs

#writing: this is for my fanfics for payday and crossover media

#paydaytv: this is for a large fanfic (with some side multi media content) I am making with @autistickimkitsuragi which will be a canon divergent retelling of Payday 2 with a mote character focused story. It has it's own blog all content for it will go @paydaytv

[ilopisara]

12.04. 20:34 | Ilo Pisara vs Bussijalka Oy 3 - 5

Ah, the latest spectacle in Ilo Pisara's storied saga of "How Not to Shoot a Puck" unfolded with all the grace of a moose on ice skates. With a paltry 13 shots against Bussijalka Oy’s 15, it seems our strategy was less about scoring and more akin to hoping their goalie would die of boredom. VETOJA HYVÄT HERRAT! If we were aiming for an art gallery instead of a net, congratulations are in order—those missed shots were masterpieces. Teppo Winnipeg emerged as our beacon of hope amidst this tragicomedy, painting the rink with his efforts like Picasso on payday—1 goal and 2 assists; if only his zeal could be contagious rather than isolated brilliance. Sami Noddy and Macho Fantastico each added their own flair to this abstract expressionism called hockey—with points tallied but let's not overlook those giveaways by Macho; truly generous! And then there’s Jani Saari between the pipes—a valiant effort marred by five goals slipping past him like sneaky whispers at midnight gossip sessions. Reflecting upon recent history—from facepalm-worthy moments against HC Lisko to fleeting glory versus Northern Lighters—it's clear: consistency is as elusive as dignity at karaoke night. Future implication? Let’s aim for shooting accuracy over quantity or risk becoming legends—for reasons best left unspoken. Onward Ilo Pisara—to redemption or perhaps just fewer cringe-inducing recaps!

[what-yadoking-likes]

HEY YADO hi!! Which ideas would you pick as the most CRACK

My knee-jerk reaction was UkrainianChicken, of course (Vlad/Jacket for the uninitiated) - but admittedly I made this pairing up before I played Hotline Miami, & now I'm not so certain they'd be the crackiest pairing ever. I just - I don't know. I have a different perspective on Jacket, I guess? But I think this is because I have a haaaaaaard HC that Jacket never fully got over Beard's death. He believed he could have prevented it, could have saved him... & that was what sent him mad, sent him mute. Where he had before been introverted & shy, following Beard's death Jacket became mute entirely, only giving voice to his innermost thoughts when he was forced into the most extreme of emotions - but always, always he was plagued by the guilt of believing he could have done differently & spared Beard from that undeserved fate.

You... didn't give me a list to choose from. Maybe I'm supposed to know this? Uhhh gimme a minute -

Okay SO each of the original 4 members of the Payday gang HAVE ACTUALLY MET BAIN FACE TO FACE.

No, really. It's just they didn't know who he was at that time. In each of their lives he inserted himself as an NPC - for Dallas he was a potential customer interested in what FWB could offer him if he transferred his accounts over to them. For Chains, he was an armed forces-turned-civilian attendee of one of Chains' social meets for other former, uhh, servers. Of the armed forces. Y-yeah. This strikes me as crack BECAUSE Bain knowingly and willingly exposes himself to case these guys - he knows he will be captured on camera at some point - but he does it anyway because he wants to get this right. He needs to know his crew is made up of the right people - & how else could he achieve this other than evaluating their behaviour in front of those they perceived to be either their equals or inferiors?

For me personally... I kinda see HousHox as very crack-y? But this is likely because I jumped immediately from completing Payday: the Heist into Payday 2 & was distraught at being unable to play as Hoxton from the get-go, & immediately developed a resentfulness towards Houston that was probably as unfair as it was childish... & yet I still feel a bit of resentment towards him, even now, because why the fuck did they let him take Hoxton's name & mask? Mind games with the cops is one thing, yes - but the mind games this stunt had on Hoxton weren't worth it. They... they just weren't.

Also I typically see enemies to lovers as unlikely AF, preferring best friends to lovers way more because that's what I have personally experienced in my life, & I have never once wanted to crawl into bed with someone I HATED soooooo

Uhh. Is. Is this what you meant? I... I don't know anymore. Oh dear.

[chorus-communities]

they were playing super smash but sokol fell asleep 

[blackdragonmedicdean]

I’m very tempted to write Dallas,Houston,Hoxton,Chains, Wolf and two other hiesters (probably do Jacket and Sokol) ending up in Nirn post-game events. And Meeting Kola along with Free that way the mental image of them being confused by everything is funny to me for some reason. 

[ol-blue]

My friend (whom doesn’t use tumblr and learns payday2 through osmosis from me) headcanons that Duke sews and crochets. Thoughts on this Blue?

Hell yeah he do (plus also probably knits- ALL the old lady (affectionate) hobbys)

he has like a whole rocking chair where he works on his projects (probably in his painting room or something of the sort) he’s definitely crochet/knit a few scarfs for Jimmy (he looks like a wet cat he probably dosent do well in the cold)