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Anytime I'm bored and don't know what to draw, I just redraw payday memes now
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The truely criminal thing that payday 3 did was cut off hoxton鈥檚 greasy ass ponytail
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HALF JOKE PAYDAY HCS...
hi again more PAYDAY HCS...... SIGH
GUESS WHAT ITS DALLAS AND HOUSTON AGAIN BECAUSE FUCK YOU I LOVE THEM BOTH GRGRGRGRHARG
OK NOW..........
DALLAS
he snores like really fucking goofy (honk shoo honk shoo)
hes the tooth fairy. i will not elaborate
watches 5 minute crafts
toasts his poptarts in the toaster
definitely stubs his toe on every piece of furniture in the safehouse
HOUSTON YAY
also snores but like snore miimiimimi snore miimii
everything that can be put on a wall will be put on a wall
weirdest insults ever
thinks that gum trees are a naturally occurring phenomenon (they are not)
everything that can be clean will be clean
call me maybe karaoke
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fuck zodiac signs which jimmy clone are you
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HALF JOKE PAYDAY HCS...
hi again more PAYDAY HCS...... SIGH
GUESS WHAT ITS DALLAS AND HOUSTON AGAIN BECAUSE FUCK YOU I LOVE THEM BOTH GRGRGRGRHARG
OK NOW..........
DALLAS
he snores like really fucking goofy (honk shoo honk shoo)
hes the tooth fairy. i will not elaborate
watches 5 minute crafts
toasts his poptarts in the toaster
definitely stubs his toe on every piece of furniture in the safehouse
HOUSTON YAY
also snores but like snore miimiimimi snore miimii
everything that can be put on a wall will be put on a wall
weirdest insults ever
thinks that gum trees are a naturally occurring phenomenon (they are not)
everything that can be clean will be clean
call me maybe karaoke
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100% i feel like houston and hoxton have the same or similar preferences for a lot of things. hox hates this. hous doesn't even notice.
houston uses scent beads in his washing. hoxton believes he started using them first. hoxton sees houston putting them in his washing.
hox: stop copying me >:(
hous: what???
also they use the same scent. so dallas mistakes them for each other if he's not looking at them.
dallas: i'll be with you in a second jim
houston: :(
dallas: no no no i'm so sorry i know you're not jim -
houston: :(
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Hoxton nation we lost. They cut the ponytail and gave him a fade.
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PAYDAY HCS (MUSIC EDITION!!!)
Houston and Dallas !!!!!!!!! YAYAYAY !!!!!
ROCK AND METAL EDITION !!!!! (im self-projecting a good amount of these)
OKAY SO, DALLAS HEADCANONS !!!!!
dad rock *I REPEAT* DAD ROCK .
five finger death punch.
GODSMACK ?!??! HELL YEA.
really does NOT like nu-metal ...
TOOL. DEFINITELY A TOOL LISTENER.
maybe some slayer in the mix ,,,
ALICE IN CHAINS !!!!!!
STONE TEMPLE PILOTS !?!?!? YES.
introduced houston to most of the bands he likes
brother bonding fr 馃
HOUSTON TIME !!!!!!!!!!
loves nu-metal,,,
korn, a lot of korn.
SOAD !!!!! (the only nu-metal band dallas remotely likes listening to)
stp (dallas introduced him to them)
THREE DAYS GRACE !!!!!!!
LIMP BIZKIT FOR REAL !!!!!!
honestly doesnt really like likin park,, one of his least favorites
deftones in the mix, not very familiar w them all that much though
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hermit hill antics
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top 10 ways to flaunt your murdering proficiency and look great at the same time
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good morning
bisexual flag colorpicked from pirate scar鈥檚 pants
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was staying up till 1am drawing worth it for this shitpost
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If you still follow Doja or Ariana after they have revealed their true colours, please respectfully unfollow me.
I always thought Ariana was a devil in disguise from the beginning of her career but no one believed me till now.
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oops 馃構
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