#payday 2 headcanon

[livingsockz]

HALF JOKE PAYDAY HCS...

hi again more PAYDAY HCS...... SIGH

GUESS WHAT ITS DALLAS AND HOUSTON AGAIN BECAUSE FUCK YOU I LOVE THEM BOTH GRGRGRGRHARG

OK NOW..........

DALLAS

he snores like really fucking goofy (honk shoo honk shoo)

hes the tooth fairy. i will not elaborate

watches 5 minute crafts

toasts his poptarts in the toaster

definitely stubs his toe on every piece of furniture in the safehouse

HOUSTON YAY

also snores but like snore miimiimimi snore miimii

everything that can be put on a wall will be put on a wall

weirdest insults ever

thinks that gum trees are a naturally occurring phenomenon (they are not)

everything that can be clean will be clean

call me maybe karaoke

[what-yadoking-likes]

I like to imagine that one day, the heisters went on a day trip to the beach.

Like, WAY before the Secret Ending. Heisters need time to relax.

Dragan and Sydney could be in charge of the food/have BBQs of their own.

Jimmy and Duke would be in charge of booze and drugs (which inevitably Duke would end up sorting out because Jimmy lol).

Joy would buy floaties and pool noodles for whoever wanted them and get Wick to pump them up (I love the mental image of Chains on a massive pink unicorn floatie and Houston lying on a huge inflatable crocodile).

Wolf would inevitably go wander off for a bit before sundown and return with plenty of firewood, gasoline and a shovel. He’d dig out a small pit and start a fire.

[manekinoodle]

hoxton pd3 conspiracy theory: it *is* houston, actually. they're just swapping identities for a bit to see if anyone notices.

[crispy-bonnie]

when i present a character that’s bad or has committed various crimes

i’m not saying i can change them

i’m saying that i’d let them commit those atrocious acts on me

[happy-ratta]

I bring more payday 2 headcanons!

-Bain isn't the only Watcher on the team, I wonder who else is a Watcher?

-Bile hates Twitch's voice

-Bile once had children (no I won't build more onto that just yet)

-Houston wanted to be a zoologist

-That dream died the day Dallas ran away to join the mafia, he had an alcoholic mother to take care of after all

-Once Sydney made a homemade firework for 4th of July, there was more then a few minor injuries

-Joy does glass painting as a hobby

-Watchers are aliens, but types of werewolves and a creature vaguely resembling a vampire from Russian folklore exist as well

-Heisters have died before on a job, resurrection and mind-wiping can be a pain sometimes

-Twitch really likes tater tots, like really really likes tater tots

-Bile never met bain as a child, nor even knew he existed, it wasn't until he was employed by Bain that learned about him

-Houston, unironically, likes the Fallout franchise, he has the Fallout cookbook

-Jonh Wick has taught Joy hand-to-hand, no regrets on his part. Many regrets from the others

[i-willstealyourtoes]

I need headcanons of poly!hoxwolf x reader

Please 🙏🏻 🥺😫😩

Alr, these next two are going to be shorter, as is the punishment for sending in an ask after I closed my inbox /nm

Hoxton x Wolf and their s/o

- Expect there to be a lot of physical affection from both parties

- Wolf usually does his in private, unless he's celebrating something, in which he gives both of you a firm kiss and even tries to pick you up

- Yes, by both I mean he even tries picking up Hoxton (it's really funny)

- Other than that, he might hold hands and doesn't mind if you two are affectionate with him in public (he just doesn't really initiate it)

- Hoxton however, initiates it in public and private

- He'll keep an arm around both of you clearly not ashamed by his relationship (not that you should be, just that people can be really judgmental)

- He's more than happy to give either of you kisses, which definitely get both of you cheesing

- If anyone judges you at all, both of them are raring to go and fight the person (as they should tbh)

- Hoxton would probably be more verbal, whereas Wolf might legitimately punch the guy

- Either way, dating them means you're safe and loved!! Forehead kisses and arms around the shoulders galore :)

[hoxtimusprime]

I can't believe Hoxton Payday is a bisexual icon...

[thelocalbozo]

Small headcanons - Payday gang

Silly little headcanons for some of the payday gang

Dallas

He will stay overnight at the safehouse sometimes if someone else does [Wolf, Houston, ect]

Learned ASL when he was younger, uses it to communicate with Jacket sometimes

Very much physically affectionate [hugging, hand on shoulder, arm interlock, ect]

Brings everyone coffee a few days a week, has everyone's orders memorized

He is the father of the gang

Chains

He is the designated nurse

Also the father

Helps Wolf with panic attacks

Generally the one who breaks up Sokol and Jackets fights

Wolf

Helps Houston in the garage sometimes

AUTISM

Wears tank tops a lot because it's hot in the basement

Has a tendency to go non-verbal

Ends up staying late because he loses track of time when he's fixing things

bottom

FREAK SQUAD [Him, Sydney, Jimmy, Jacket]

Hoxton

Also stays late because of Wolf

Let's certain people play with his hair

Buys lots of expensive gifts for everyone a lot

Helps Aldstone clean up a lot

Drinks a surprising amount of caffeine

Wears make up to cover his scars when he wants to go out, plus lets his hair down

Houston

Secretly likes the nickname 'Loverboy'

Likes helping Wolf in the Workshop

Has probably fought Rust over tools

Helps Sydney create designs for masks when he's not working on the van

Also physically affectionate

Takes masks for fun

Tried to learn ASL, failed miserably

Clover

The only place she didn't put a camera is Jacket's hangout

Watches certain cameras more than others, cause of the freak squad shenanigans

Jacket

Knows ASL

Has hidden his masks so Houston couldn't take them

Also agrees it's hot in the basement, reminds him of miami

Has hidden multiple of Sokol's pucks, because Sokol has hidden his tapes

FREAK SQUAD

Sokol

Hides Jackets tapes

Hangs out in Dallas' office a lot.

Fluffy hair when it's not slicked back

Cracks knuckles as a nervous tick

Does not like doing stealth heists [this might be canon actually]

Sydney

Listens to hyperpop

Referee's Sokol & Jackets fights sometimes [Chains does not appreciate this]

Wears contacts

FREAK SQUAD

Jimmy

Tries to convince Bain and Dallas to let the freak squad go on heists together

Genuinely knows how to cook food

Has a nintendo switch, plays animal crossing

Not only is he addicted to coke but also caffeine

How this man hasn't overdosed yet I don't know

FREAK SQUADDddd

[sparkyz-plug-writes]

[☆Intro post but for my writing!☆]

☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

I'm Sparky/Kozie and this is just a blog for writing requests!

!!Masterlist!!

☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

!!Rules!!

Be specific! Like the gender of the reader (if it is not specified I will make it gender neutral) and if it's headcanons or oneshots!

Don’t request something I’ve said I won't do Thanks!!

I won't to spicy/lemon stuff bc again ew-

But I might do a tiny tiny bit of spice, the rest will be mostly platonic, angst or fluffy romance

Specify if it's romantic, platonic or familia

And finally don't rush me, I'll try to hurry as fast as I can but things like oneshots can take a while (⁠-⁠_⁠-⁠;⁠)

☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

What I will do:

A bit Gore or death

My OCS

Character headcanons with or without reader

Oneshots

Angst

X readers

Oc x canon?

Fluff

Oc x reader

Hurt/comfort

Yanderes (don't do this shit irl)

Some heavy topics (I SWEAR IF U ROMANTICIZE THESE I WILL HURT YOU-)

Platonic (this will including yanderes ig-)

☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

What I will NOT do:

Lemon/spicy stuff, I hate it and it's uncomfortable for me

Again romanticizing sensitive topics

Problematic shit (like inc##t, age-gaps for romantic etc)

Tiny spicy stuff for child characters (like the collector or sprig)

Transphobia/homophobia

Racism

Abuse (obviously)

☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

Fandoms Im writing for:

Amphibia

The owl house

MCSM (Minecraft: story mode)

Payday 2 (still getting the dlcs-)

Gravity falls

Cult of the lamb

Fallout 4

A hat in time

Steven universe

Murder drones

Cookie run kingdom (don't know ovenbreak very much)

And The Mandela Catalogue

[horangislittletiger99]

@starr-finn I found some ship dynamic art off of pinterest and decided to make these based on the headcanons you made me

(I own none of the art here)

[livingsockz]

PAYDAY HCS (MUSIC EDITION!!!)

Houston and Dallas !!!!!!!!! YAYAYAY !!!!!

ROCK AND METAL EDITION !!!!! (im self-projecting a good amount of these)

OKAY SO, DALLAS HEADCANONS !!!!!

dad rock *I REPEAT* DAD ROCK .

five finger death punch.

GODSMACK ?!??! HELL YEA.

really does NOT like nu-metal ...

TOOL. DEFINITELY A TOOL LISTENER.

maybe some slayer in the mix ,,,

ALICE IN CHAINS !!!!!!

STONE TEMPLE PILOTS !?!?!? YES.

introduced houston to most of the bands he likes

brother bonding fr 🤝

HOUSTON TIME !!!!!!!!!!

loves nu-metal,,,

korn, a lot of korn.

SOAD !!!!! (the only nu-metal band dallas remotely likes listening to)

stp (dallas introduced him to them)

THREE DAYS GRACE !!!!!!!

LIMP BIZKIT FOR REAL !!!!!!

honestly doesnt really like likin park,, one of his least favorites

deftones in the mix, not very familiar w them all that much though

[akemithedemon]

Both Houston and Hoxton got the smoking habit from Dallas.

[manekinoodle]

ranking the payday gang by how attractive they are to biting insects

1: hoxton. i don't even know if there's mosquitoes in washington dc i just know he'd get bit

last place: houston. too much burger in this man. all the weird chemicals in his body strengthen his immunity and make him a massive turnoff to any mosquito or vampire

[crispy-bonnie]

Bain and teenager contractor reader? Platonic and hadcannons, please and thank you.

alright so it’s been WAYYY too long since i posted a fic and decided to go out of order on reqs because i really need to get this shit done

i apologize profusely for the amount of time it’s taken for me to get this shit done , and i hope it meets your standards . thank you for reading and on to the hcs !!

Bain + Teenage Contractor!Reader HCs

Man who’s dumbass decided to hack Crime.net again 💀

That dumbass happened to be you (/lh)

You were in the need for some cash but you had absolutely no experience in heisting and you knew damn well that you’d be snapped like a twig by cops

However, something you did have experience in was hacking

You’ve been on the dark web once or twice, sold some information that had high value, things like that

So when you found out about the PAYDAY gang, you knew that you just had to have them do the job

Bain was scared shitless upon seeing some new mf log into Crime.net as an admin

However, because you didn’t have the fanciest of firewalls, he managed to pinpoint both your location and identity

Bain thought you were just some dumb teen who decided to fuck around and find out

Just as he was about to wipe you off the face of the platform, you sent him an encrypted message

Now the real confusion settles in. How smart is this kid?

The two of you end up negotiating a deal, one that would keep the both of you from getting knee deep into shit with the cops

A heist was arranged where the gang would cook up some meth so that it could be sold on the black market

Seeing how well the gang did the job, you hesitated none in hiring them again

Bain was just as pleased, seeing as you held up on your part of the deal and made sure the PAYDAY crew received a cut of whatever you earned from those meth sales

Of course, you end up finding yourself in a compromised situation

Dark web people are shady, and seeing your activity on said platform, there were certain sharks willing to kill or kidnap you for the goodies

Bain not only sees this as a huge problem because it would harm profit, but also because of how young you were. Though you’ve done some shady deals, you were still a kid.

If you don’t have a family or live in a toxic household, he’ll make an attempt to have you meet up with Twitch or Bile so that the crew could keep you under safe watch

PAYDAY gang family HCs here 🤭🤭

If you do have a family of sorts, he’ll make sure to hire hitmen and other undercover protection for you.

You won’t know it, but there’s always at least one person in your vicinity making sure that you’re unharmed

You end up unintentionally leaving a trail of corpses because of it 💀

Bain also teaches you some tips and tricks on hacking and keeping yourself secure, just to make sure that you don’t get yourself too fucked

Overall, he’s not attached to you, but he definitely isn’t going to let any shady motherfuckers try and get their hands on you.

[chrisredfield73]

Hello! If you want to, how the og 4 in payday dealing with their grief post-game?? Hehe angst

A/N: I absolutely love this request, I wasn't sure if you wanted Hoxton or Houston added in the og 4 so I did both!! Thank you for requesting!

------------------------------------------------------

Nathan 'Dallas' Steele:

He's not one to show his grief. He prefers to keep it to himself, rather than depend on others to help him.

He'll hide away in his room in the Payday Gang safehouse, stay either in his bed or in his chair by his desk.

If something terrible happened, like someone he knows is either arrested or killed, he'll hang his head and cry.

If it's just grief from a hard heist that failed, where they couldn't get the money and had to leave, he'd be in a fit of rage.

He doesn't want to lash out at the others often, it makes him feel worse than he already does.

He might break things, yell at no one in particular, and cry until he feels better and decides it's time to do another heist, hopefully it'll go better than the last..

Nicolas 'Chains':

He's the one who's grief turns to anger and then to shame.

If someone gets arrested or killed, maybe even hospitalized, he'll lash out at the team.

If they didn't make it out with the money and had to flee, he's even more angry that they spent a good majority of their funding on the planning and it all went to waste.

He'll eventually head back to his room to calm down, feeling shameful for yelling and insulting the others. He cries sometimes, even if it's just a little bit.

He waits for the next heist, acting nicer to the others now that he's degraded them for something that wasn't entirely their fault...

Ulf 'Wolf' Andersson:

His grief is one that he shows and wants others to help him with.

Someone is injured, dead or arrested? He cries because he feels like it may have been his fault.

They didn't make it out with the money? He's angry at himself, not at the others.

He takes everything out on himself, often needing another one of the gang members to help him calm down and reassure him that it wasn't his fault.

As he waits for the next heist, he takes time to himself to do little things to keep his mind off the grief and self-deprecating thoughts he's feeling and having.

James 'Hoxton' Hoxworth:

He's another one of the rather angry individuals.

If someone gets injured, arrested or dies, he lashes out. He lashes out at Dallas mostly, because he's the leader and he expected better from Dallas and it breaks out into a huge argument.

If they don't make it out with the money, he's still pissed but not as much as when something bad happens to another gang member. He'll make snarky comments about them not getting the money, but he doesn't yell at anyone.

All in all, he gets angry easily because it reminds him of when he got arrested and it took the others a while to get him back.

He waits for the next heist, not very patiently, and tries to keep his temper in check, to no avail.

Derek 'Houston' Steele:

He's another one that gets fairly angry, and he definitely takes it out on his brother, Dallas.

Someone got hurt, killed or arrested? He yells at Dallas for not being careful enough and helping them.

They didn't get the money and had to flee? He yells more at Dallas because of the funding, planning and lack of gains.

He feels bad afterwards, but he tries not to show it. He hides behind snarky comments and angry outbursts.

When he waits for the next heist, he never lets Dallas live down the fails of any heist they've done.

[i-willstealyourtoes]

Can I have like a really shy male reder with Wolf and Hoxton payday 2? Please?

Sure! I got you :))

Wolf with shy!male!Reader

- Wolf totally gets the whole being bad at socialising thing, he usually doesn't like talking to many people either

- If anything, he finds it really endearing that you only really like talking to him and a select few people

- He's happy you enjoy his company, because he definitely feels the same

- Guy who only likes talking to his partner 🤝 guy who only likes talking to his partner

- Obviously you guys enjoy other people's company, but you two favour each other's company the most :)

- On days when he doesn't want to talk to anyone, he'll still come up to you, either to listen to you or just hold you close

- Even being in the same room is fine

- As for you not being confident in socialising, he totally won't pressure you (/gen)

- Like if you don't want to talk, you don't have to! He'll do it for you if you want, holding your hand the whole time he reassures you

- If you want to try socialising more and being more confident, he's fine being in the background as support :)

- If you conquer any goal at all, he'll be really happy, holding you in a tight embrace, even picking you up if you'll allow it and he's that excited

- "That's my (Y/n)!"

- As for you being a man, I think originally he would've had conflicting feelings about it in general, specifically if he's never liked another man like that

- I think at first he'd be a little awkward and unsure on what he needs to do when you guys are together

- But as time progresses, he realises mlm relationships are pretty much just the same as your usual romance

- If anyone says anything about you two, you might have to hold him back from beating them up (unless you're okay with him absolutely messing up a guy)

- He probably won't even start by a verbal warning depending on the severity of the comment

- But more than likely, he's willing to just jump the person straight away

- Overall, he's a very supportive and protective partner, a real keeper (if you don't mind him beating up homophobes and stuff)