#payday 2 dallas

[littleman3453]

i completely forgot i drew this

[schmegaman-x]

[ghousebox]

Not Even Ghosts Are This Empty

. close-ups under the cut .

Based off of the ending shot from $Bs not even ghosts are this empty music video - this is just something I did for fun I'm not very proud of it but I wanna post it because we need more navimind content in the world

[possum-in-a-hat]

Thay too are on a date! (Bain has pagama pants on)

[crispy-bonnie]

eric etebari is and forever will be our nathan "dallas" steele!!

it really sucks that we won’t be seeing eric in pd3. i don’t know if he’s dropping payday altogether, but it’s still a shame since i wanted to interview him :(

[velathetanager]

Payday 2 AU Idea

Houston is an actual ghost, it's not just his role. He died between the time he gave Dallas a place to hide from the mob (pretty sure it was the mob) and the time he was recruited (it may or may not be related to him having done that), but for unknown reasons, he can't move on, and he can go solid/tangible, so he decided to stick around. One of the things he does on heists is disable cameras, which he claims to be some kind of skill, but it's actually because his visage can't be filmed or photographed anymore.

He's trying to hide his ghost-ness with varying levels of success, but he's pretty sure Jacket knows; the guy keeps staring right at him whenever the two are in the same general vicinity.

[blackdragonmedicdean]

everyone hear me out Payday 2 only Houston is a literal toddler that Dallas carries around in a chest harness.

[i-willstealyourtoes]

HI HI HIIIIII! ok so I saw requests were open and wanted to send in something that's been on my mind

So Bain, Houston, Sokol, and Dallas with a really quiet, shy, and sensitive S/O who dresses super cute??? Like cuz me, fem or GN, it's up to you

Byeeee ily/p your writing is amazing and it makes me feel fuzzy and happy

Shiiiii I got u Finn I got u

Bain, Houston, Sokol and Dallas with shy/cute/sensitive (fem) s/o

Bain

- Bro is in love

- Bro wants you 24/7

- You know how people have a comfort plushie that they hug?

- Yeah, you're his comfort plushie

- Your soft clothing is just an open invite to him

- Whenever he feels really stressed he'll either touch you (hugs, kisses, hand-holding) or just seeing your smile

- You can tell because you'll just be chilling at his when he just rests on you and hugs you from behind with a sigh/groan

- He really likes to just wrap his arms around your waist

- Your kisses are the equivalent of coffee for him

- He gets motivated and happy once you give him any sort of physical affection

- Actually scratch that, you could just say hi and he'd probably be happy with that

- Actually scratch that again, he just needs to see your cute little outfit and just

- UGHHHH he thinks you're so pretty fr

- I think since he's so used to violence, crimes and loneliness, having you as a girlfriend was a big change (/pos)

- At first he would be super awkward and wouldn't be clingy

- After a while, he definitely isn't scared to show his more affectionate side

- Why should he be scared to show how much he loves his pretty little girlfriend????

Houston

- Same with Bain, he just adores you so much

- He is constantly fighting the urge to pick you up by the waist and spin around and just hear you giggle

- It's a losing battle 😔🙏

- He will probably pick you up at least once a week

- He'll also keep a hand around your waist because your just,,,, so cute

- He's so happy to have such a cute girlfriend <333

- Will always brag about you

- 'Yeah, well is your girlfriend as cute as mines??? Oh, right... you don't have one.'

- In bed he will just constantly cling to you and compliment you

- Like you would be talking about cleaning a dead body and he'd be like 'You're so cute....'

- It may be more of a curse than a blessing if you're trying to be cool-

- Maybe gets a little jealous

- Okay maybe gets very jealous

- If anyone tries to flirt with you, he'll probably have to hold back on punching them straight up

Sokol

- Will buy you anything in the shops fr

- You don't even need to ask

- If you even look and smile at it, he will buy it

- Actually, you don't even need to be there

- He'll probably see something cute and just go 'My girlfriend would look so cute in this' and immediately buy it without asking you

- When you first started dating, he'd probably ask beforehand, but as time goes on he just buys it

- Every time he goes shopping, just expect him to come back with something for you

- 'I saw this and thought of you. It's cute, no? Like you, hehe-'

- Other than that, expect him to always have an arm around you or something

- If you're wearing a short skirt expect him to have a hand on your thigh

- (Not in a sexual way inherently)

- He likes showing people that your his cute girlfriend

- It fills him with pride :)

- Also it's so he can keep you safe

- He knows you can protect yourself in public (heister or not), but he just

- He can't help himself he just needs to protect

- Will glare at anyone who looks at you too long

Dallas

- Will constantly shower you with compliments :)

- They're always so genuine too ‼️‼️

- 'You're looking cute as always, (Y/n)."

- Whether you're wearing an elaborate outfit or a basic one, he'll still find a way to fluster you

- If you guys are in private, he'll probably just put his arms around you and hug from behind

- Probably bury his head in your neck and leave little kisses :>

- 'You're so pretty today....You always are, my love.'

- (Got me kicking my feet and giggling over this)

- If you can defend yourself really well he's even more in love fr

- His cute but feisty gf omg

- If you give him the puppy eyes he would probably do anything for you

- Will pick you up and swing you around if you like it

- If you do, expect him to do it whenever it's just you two

- If he isn't tired or anything, he'll probably pick you up and spin you around, calling you his wife or smth

- If he's losing motivation during a heist, he'll just think about you and your cute face

- He may or may not keep a photo of you in like, his pocket or something

[starr-finn]

Ok so,I don't know if you're taking requests right now but if you are Can I get some (payday) headcanons of Jimmy,jacket,Dallas and Bain with a s/o who goes a bit crazy with the heists,like they bring molotov cocktails and maybe buys grenades,and just laughs while killing the cops with an ak-47 [and basically blows them up] because they think it's fun and is basically over caffeinated while the heist is going on

I hope it's not something you're uncomfortable with

Thanks in advanced

GASP!!! Hiii!~ I'll 100% write this for you!!! I got the second part too, dw!

Jimmy, Jacket, Dallas, and Bain with a Crazy Caffeine addicted hesiter S/O

Jimmy

Oh god no -Every other heisters

Fr tho, Y'all are crazy

You better share the grenades dude

He enables your caffeine addiction and you enable his coke addiction

Laughing together while fucking up cops

Always brings extra ammo

Helps with supplying molotovs

Breaks the faces of anyone that stands in your way

your personal bodyguard

always comes to your aid if you get down

loudly yells with you, cusses out cops, and violently stabs anyone that gets near you

Jacket

Overprotective, no doubt

will keep you in check, if you start getting crazy, he pulls you aside

has a firm 'No, don't do that, don't burn yourself by throwing a molotov cocktail in front of you' policy

Bonks any cop that hurts you, because he won't let you get hurt at all

keeps dragging you out of heists because you get crazy

keeps your caffeine intake low, helps prevent you from going insane

has a tape that says 'no, don't do that' just for you

but, he's also really crazy, but he manages to keep you both in check

has tapes to remind you to calm down

helps you with stealth heists

does let you have fun with shooting cops though

Dallas

Bro gets a spike in blood pressure every heist with you

always scared you're gonna get yourself killed

hides energy drinks from you, but can't do shit about coffee

always behind you telling people not to try and fight you

"I'm too old for this" - Nathan 'Dallas' Steele

helps calm you down when you go crazy

does enable your chaos on loud heists a bit

He avoids stealth anyways, so he doesn't mind loud heists

laughs at the cops that walk into the fire from molotov cocktails

never forgets medic bags now, he actually carries 2 now

overstocks them now as well

Bain

Like Dallas, high blood pressure

constantly reminding you to calm down

since he can't protect you physically, he's always talking to you

listens to you rant on heists to keep you busy

"Hey love, calm down, tell me about that show you like again, ok?" - Bain

Never assigns you to stealth heists

bails you out of jail a lot

orders extra medic bags

keeps very little caffeine in the safehouse

tries to keep you busy with stuff that isn't killing cops

listens to you sing the assault songs and sometimes sings along

[livingsockz]

HALF JOKE PAYDAY HCS...

hi again more PAYDAY HCS...... SIGH

GUESS WHAT ITS DALLAS AND HOUSTON AGAIN BECAUSE FUCK YOU I LOVE THEM BOTH GRGRGRGRHARG

OK NOW..........

DALLAS

he snores like really fucking goofy (honk shoo honk shoo)

hes the tooth fairy. i will not elaborate

watches 5 minute crafts

toasts his poptarts in the toaster

definitely stubs his toe on every piece of furniture in the safehouse

HOUSTON YAY

also snores but like snore miimiimimi snore miimii

everything that can be put on a wall will be put on a wall

weirdest insults ever

thinks that gum trees are a naturally occurring phenomenon (they are not)

everything that can be clean will be clean

call me maybe karaoke

[littleman3453]

DALLAS :D

was originally going to get a keychain of this but idk if i should,,

[crow-azira]

I try to draw chibi Dallas

[ghousebox]

Guys I burnt my coil

[possum-in-a-hat]

Dublin date

[lesbijacko]

she misplaced her mask and cant find a good replacement, how tragic

(woulda done more but decided to stop b4 i got burnt out on it oh well)

[velathetanager]

What would the main fours reaction be to Houstons real form?? Also how would it get revealed? (Actual ghost au)

Chains, a psychopomp: *realizes Houston is among the dead and tethered to Dallas to ensure his safety, starts thinking of how to fix that bc that's technically his job*

Wolf, an eldritch abomination: *gets excited at the new form, wants to "play" with Houston more now*

Hoxton, one of the Fair Folk: *a mix of shocked at how much power Hous has, proud because he called something being Wrong™️ with Houston, and interested in what could be done with this*

Dallas: *shaken, takes Houston's head in his hands in horror, hugs back when Houston pulls him into a hug, and quietly asks, through tears, "Little brother... Who did this to you?"*

They probably find out because Houston has to take ghost form to protect Dallas from some enemies that have cornered him/gotten him alone. Probably not cops, maybe hitmen/mercenaries. They're about to smoke Dallas when a roar (as in, aggressive noise that very much is not human anymore) echoes through the surrounding area and a thing Dallas doesn't recognize at first proceeds to grab him and hiss at them, "DON'T YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY BROTHER!"

By the time the Gang gets there, the mercenaries are all dead and Houston is hugging Dallas. That eerie smile never leaves his face, but with how many tears he's shedding it's obvious that he's in pain.