#peeps jousting

[amethystsoda]

Peeps jousting returns for another easter!! 😤👑🐥

Update:

[15-lizards]

what looks do you think the westerosi are showing off at the Tourney of Harrenhal?

biggest gathering of the year, first inter-kingdom gathering after winter, first King Aerys public appearance in forever, some peeps expecting a secret meeting with rhaegar about taking over for his father — it was THE party!

oh bitch the girls were turning ouuuuuut!

The Starklings were dressed in very Riverlander-like clothing (early to classic Medieval-ish) for the trip, which were very well made, befitting their status as children of the Warden of The North, but probably way simpler compared to most of the southerners. Probably a muted grey-black-deep blue pallet too, so that Rickard could cement their Serious Stark Vibes at the function. Brandon probably thought it made them look cool. Lyanna had the traditional wide flowing gowns and loose veils that I guess make blonde predators go oh wow I need to kidnap her for a prophecy

Tywin couldn't have his children looking like bums ofc. Cersei was still in the throes of her teenage Higharden fashions era, with a very high waist, pushed up bosom, and puff sleeves. Jamie's doublets all fitted perfectly and was made sure to have his fur-trimmed overgrown fall at just the right angle. And he probably had the best armor at the tourney, gilded with lions and vines. Because even though Tywin would rather kill Jamie than see him in the kingsgaurd, his son couldn't be caught not looking fresh. The tailors at Casterly were worked so hard they probably had the first ever medieval thoughts of unionizing.

Rhaegars bitch ass. Probably tended to wear longer coats/gowns/talbards, except for when he was sparring or jousting of course. They were obviously very well made, but were almost underwhelming for the heir to the kingdom, as he tended towards the simplistic side. Also I think they sometimes bordered on feminine bc he was a fairly androgynous figure To Me.

I think the Daynes were wearing their usual (Turkish) fashions, liking to stand out a bit from the crowd, but didn't stand out so much as the Martells. Ashara was the belle of the ball with her insanely detailed over gowns and fur linings in almost foreign styles. Yes it made Arthur extremely jealous when he saw Brandon and Barrister tripping over themselves around her (yes I'm going with the Dayne incest headcanon sorry). Also, the men in the family wore the traditional tightly wrapped styles as well, except for Arthur who probably slept in his kingsgaurd armor.

[dragon-chica]

Taking Stiles Stilinski to the Ren Faire

Fandom: Teen Wolf

What has my coworker made me into taking me to a ren faire.

Reminder, there are male corsets, and they are sexy as fuck. This is not an afab only treat.

Okay, he has never been to a ren faire but has secretly wanted to go so bad.

Like the first time he went to a princess/knights/dragon themed party as a kid, that was it.

His mom mentioned someday they should take him to a ren faire and when she told him what it was there were stars in his eyes.

He never got to though.

One one hand he was hyperventilating overhearing you like and go to them.

On the other you know how he tries to 'act cool' because he's and idiot and tries saying that's lame, with a strain to his voice because he wants to go so bad.

Scott's the one who spills his secret, confused little head tilt and

"Didn't you always want to go to one of those when we were kids?"

Tries shushing Scott and pulling him away from you and threatening wolfsbane.

Read the room McCall.

But because you know this idiot you eventually end up inviting him to go along with you, and there's no way he would turn down an actual invitation.

So freaking excited, wants to put out a warning message to all things supernatural not to DARE fuck this up the day of the ren faire (going first day for best vendors, duh.)

He wants your help and opinions for an outfit, he will not go naked. has a huge pinterest board on a hidden account for inspo.

Ends up with a simple costume and cape because you remind him there will be so much stuff he'll want to get for his garb there.

At your house and hour early and practically vibrating when you were already planning to leave to arrive when it starts.

He sees you still getting ready and jaw drops. You decided to get dressed at home this time and he sees you adjusting yourself in your corset.

audibly squeaks when you suck in, pull the strings and cinch your corset. His mouth is open and his eyes are so wide.

Oh god. Oh god. he's dying right now.

From excited rambles about getting there on time to barely a peep as you finish up and usher him out the door.

So excited as soon as he's out of the jeep, bouncing on his feet looking out at all the stalls and tents.

Definitely makes sure you get dragon legs (smoked turkey legs) to eat and disappointed when you inform him that mutton is actually lamb.

Kid in a candy store running around, loves listening to the minstrels and buys cds.

For trying to deny interest, he is acting like the biggest nerd there. Dragging you around the check out every stall and being a little miffed when there's some 'too modern' things for sale.

You HAVE to go watch the sword fighting.

"Psh, I've fought werewolves. I could take that guy." You tell him to challenge the big guy with a wooden sword fighting little kids and he's on his ass in no time. Made the guy's day though/

His allowance and entire budget usually saved for buying Lydia gifts goes to good items and merch.

He wants to get you something matching and will really scrutinize things at random??

Loves getting pamphlets for future ren faires, always asking when you're going next. You smirk at him send Scott pictures throughout the day.

If there's stuff like jousting he is at the front of the crowd whether you're there or not.

Is so glad there's multiple changing tents so he can put on his new things immediately.

Absolutely wipeD and falls asleep on the couch still in his cape and amazon-discount leather boots. His Dad just gives you a tired questioning look and goes on his way. Makes sure the cape has him covered for the night.

The next day your friends ask if he had a good time, knowing full well with all the pictures and little videos they got.

He tries to play it off and just say how it "wasn't too bad, the drag-turkey legs were pretty good." You just roll your eyes and Malia punches his shoulder.

[wawamouse]

Oz Rewatch 3: S4E14: Orpheus Descending

Storylines

Lockdown ends with Redding and Morales agreeing to a truce, but tensions remain; Supreme Allah makes a deal with the Latinos to get Hill to kill Redding, who has disavowed Hill

Redding and (the Colonel guy) bond over ’Nam.

Hughes continues to antagonise the Unit J peeps; Basil finally meets with his wife; Hughes shanks Basil and is placed in Solitary

Sister Pete agrees to help Beecher get in contact with Keller; Beecher meets with his lawyer; Keller tells Beecher to not call

Schillinger meets with Carrie and Jewel; a former pimp inmate (named Curtis Bennett) reveals to Schillinger that Hank pimped Carrie out a couple of times and Cloutier urges Schillinger to be patient while the situation is figured out

Said tells Glynn that Robson hired Tidd to kill him and then sent Jenkins to kill Tidd; Said asks Cloutier to convince Jenkins to confess, but the Aryans threaten Jenkins and force him to commit suicide; Cloutier’s meddling causes Schillinger to pull away

McManus challenge Vahue to 2v2 and gets Glynn’s approval for one exhibition match; McManus is partnered with Dave Bass and Vahue is partnered with Busmalis; Vahue and Busmalis win after Busmalis makes a half court shot

Deyell meets with the donor recipient for his corneas; Deyell leaves to go to the hospital to meet his heart recipient and dies in his escape attempt

Padraig Connolly (Padraic Connelly in the subs?) arrives at Em City; Kirk and Burns attack him

Suzanne visits Ryan again; Suzanne reveals that Cyril is his half-brother

Jia Kenmin gets knocked into a coma by Cyril and McManus once again pushed to have Cyril moved to Connelly Institute

Arif tells Said about seeing O’Reily kill Patrick Keenan; O’Reily asks Gloria to help him and Cyril escape

Sister: What would you be doing, sitting on your bunk or staring out your window? Me: During a lockdown? Sister: Yeah, look at all them staring out the window. I wouldn’t be standing up for this crap. Me: (inhales whiteclaw)

Sister: Does he have another pair of legs? Me: His arms. Sister: But that’s incorrect. That’s like saying your dog has a hand. Me: So what do you think? He’s like a secret centaur or something? Sister: Could be.

Me: Wow, they cuff their legs, too? Sister: Yeah… Very sexual. Me: But they didn’t cuff Miguel’s legs. Sister: Yeah, well that wasn’t sexual. And he’s already sexual. Plus this other guy apparently has all kinds of shanks. Shanking everyone. He probably has a shank in his foot. You don’t know.

Sister: Well at least with this, she gets one point… (laughing) But she has negative one thousand points right now, so it doesn’t matter.

Sister: This place is pretty nice… They got their own machine. They even have their own library. Me: yeah, but they’re not allowed to go anywhere. They even have their food brought to them. Sister: Oh yeah, you’d have to worry about the spit in the food. Me: But it’d suck if you hated the people you were stuck with. Sister: That’s okay, I’ll take you with me :) Me: To prison?!

Sister: I keep thinking that he should be evil.

Sister: Why… why is this a plot line? Me: This won’t be the last time you have to ask this.

Sister: Do the show creators think they’re playing some medieval games? Always putting on jousting matches? What’s next, hockey? They gonna put on a swimming match next? (As McManus) It’s be fine! We’ll just do it in the showers.

Sister: Listen to the balding voice of reason. So embarrassing. It’s like he’s going through a mid-life crisis because he just got stabbed again.

Sister (a big Greek mythology nerd): That is NOT how it went… Of COURSE they were sentimental… They let him go down to Hades BECAUSE they felt so bad about how sad he was and how his songs kept making everyone else so sad. And then the women all killed him because he was still moping afterward and turned away from them. Like Ovid said Bacchus turned the women who killed him into trees or whatever because he was so mad they killed his bard… Everyone was sad for him. This is fake news. (after the episode) Sister, returning to my room with a giant Greek mythology book: See, the D’Aulaires version says that the muses picked up his body off the isle of Lesbos and held a proper funeral for him because they were so sad. I think Ovid thought that Orpheus should’ve commit suicide to be with Eurydice, but that’s because he always had to tell life lessons in his versions and his whole thing was “you can’t cheat the gods”. (later, while I’m screencapping) Sister: Also, what was even the theme of this episode? I want to figure out a better story they should have used. Me (reading Hill’s opening statement): “Back in the old Greek times there lived a man named Orpheus. Loved his wife, took it easy on the ouzo, played a mean guitar. Upstanding guy. So what did the almighty gods do? They fucked with him. Made his life Hades. Why? 'Cause that's what those in power do to those of us with none.” …So I guess they were trying to do a thing about how those with power fuck the little guy over. I guess they should’ve done the Book of Job or whatever. Orpheus is like the opposite of that… They gave him every chance. Sister: Yeah, they loved that guy. They were so sad. They could done that, uh… That guy they sent out onto the water forever… Odysseus. Or Sisyphus. Me: I’m surprised they DIDN’T use Sisyphus. Sister: Or they could have done Hercules, he got pretty fucked over by everyone. Me: “So, Orpheus wife's strolling along, gets bitten by a snake and dies. Orpheus freaks out and heads down into the Underworld to demand that his lady be returned and some Goddess says: "Okay, on one condition. If you look at her before you get back to Earth, she'll disappear." With, like, ten feet left to go, motherfucker turns around and wifey's sent right back to Hell. Orpheus should've known better; you don't fuck with the Gods.” Sister: Sisyphus would’ve worked better. Me: Yeah, but I think they wanted to use Orpheus because of the love angle. Because it was about loving his family. He lost his wife. Sister: …They weren’t married. That’s like the thing. Some tales said the reason he was so sad was BECAUSE there were going to get married that same day. Me: “Myths are supposed to teach us something, but what's the life lesson in this sad tale of Orpheus? No good deed goes unpunished? Fuck that, ain't no such thing as a good deed. Love conquers all? Never has, never will. Maybe the moral of the story is that those in power are just as fucked up as those who ain't and the worst thing a body can do is give up his or her own power to some buttheads on Mount Olympus 'cause if they're so fuckin' powerful, how'd they let us get away with all this shit in the first place. Answer me that.” …I think maybe there was a misunderstanding about the myth of Orpheus. Like they got some points right, but it's like a wikipedia understanding. Sister: What good deed? Oh, they could’ve done Asteria and Leto, too. Honestly, they could’ve picked any women out of Greek mythology and it would’ve fit better…. Io, got turned into a frickin’ cow just to hide and she was like “can you turn me back?” and they were like “no”. And then Hera kept bothering her, too. Sent a gadfly down just to bother her and chase her around. Just look up “lovers of Zeus” and you’d have a better “fucked over by the gods” story. Typical. They had to frame it around a man. (continues giving Stories It Could've Been & Rambles about Greek gods and myths for another like 15 minutes)

Me: Honestly…. Why would they think that? He’s never shown any real sign in the show of being insane or having no tether to reality...

Stray Thoughts

McManus states he was in the hospital 10 days

Em City controls:

Sister Pete indicates that it is February

The TV channel they always watch is WYAT according to the anchor

Hospital sign:

[in-your-reflection]

Pelipper Mail: A box of Peeps and a box of toothpicks.

Note attached: Peep Jousting.

OH OH I KNOW THIS ONE

HOLD ON I GOTTA FIND A MICROWAVE

[belle--ofthebrawl]

Hiya 💚

Just popping by off anon today to say I hope you’re having a good weekend. What’s something that’s made you smile recently? Have you been watered, fed, and provided some sunlight today?

You’re amazing, don’t forget that 🤘

I'm having a little snack of some fruit and toast before I go to bed. Usually I have some valerian tea as well but I'm coming off a flareup and strong valerian tea can cause stomach pains which I'm not interested in experiencing again anytime soon. Woe is me and my "mysterious illness" that I can easily avoid by eating foods that do not trigger symptoms. Tragically, I work downwind of a food court on the weekends and the smell of roasted meat, baking bread and deep fried whatever calls to me like a siren. Hard to believe I used to be afraid to eat anything!

I have lots of reasons to smile lately. My new job is going to take up more time but that's alright because this is a place I really want to believe in. I've had a friend working there for a year and she's loved it so I finally jumped ship. I like what they do and I like what they pay. It's a job I want to improve myself for and be the best I can be, since my last place had me clawing at the walls in despair of all the bullshit and regulation breaking that went on. I'm really pissed at that place, can you tell? And working at the Faire on the weekends is always fun. I'm always smiling there and it's a genuine smile. So let me tell you a story about something that happened today. It's about a man in a boat and a peep show.

(Don't worry. It's safe for work.)

It starts at the end of the day. For any not yet aware, I work at a Renaissance Faire. I'm comfortable disclosing this because I don't live anywhere near the faire, it's thirty acres of land and my shop is known for other things besides what I've talked about here. I use a different name there, too. There are three jousts at the fair, with the final one taking place at around 5:30 ish. So the streets of the little town were fairly empty save for a few dozen or so patrons, the Fantastikals (fairies) and one very special independent performer.

My assistant manager calls me over to the door with a grin. I come out from behind my counter to see what she wants and she points to this very special performer. "Ask him for the peep show". She tells me with a grin and because I'm down for anything at the Faire, I leave my shop to where this man is standing, in the shadows stretched long across the roads.

Words can not describe the experience of meeting him but I'm going to try. You heard him before you saw him, because he had a cleverly hidden speaker playing Italian opera. Classical music? Something masculine and passionate and bellowing. He wore black tights and shoes. His frilly shirt may have been yellow. He wore a perfect painted circle of white outlined in blue on his face and there was a pin that said "Yes, I work here!" on his shirt. There was a hat and finer details to his makeup but they all escape me because the man was also a boat. Or, in the middle of one. Jutting out four feet from his front and four feet behind was a gondola. There must be a harness of some kind under his shirt to help keep it up. Because in the gondola were buildings. Anywhere from a foot to eighteen inches tall. Think of Venice. Think of beautiful towers and elegant façades.

The man was a city.

In a boat.

I asked him for the peep show.

"Ah, my dear." He said, a twinkle in his eyes. "You're in for a real treat."

He directed me to a certain building on his other side. As I rounded him, I made eye contact with a little harlequin puppet placidly rowing the boat. It may have winked at me. I went to the building and noticed an open window. Putting my eye to it, do you know what I saw?

Two candy peeps on a platform, staring serenely back at me. I told him I loved it and he smiled.

"Sometimes people are nervous. They think I might scare them or poke them. But this is the level we're at here, my friend."

His other buildings had windows too. The tallest had several with cleverly angled mirrors so that the person looking in the bottom would see the person looking on top and vice versa. Another one, an opera house where your reflection was on stage. So many others, but I can't remember them! I was also still in character and interacting with patrons and very much still on the clock. But again, end of the day. My boss was very forgiving.

People like him are the reason I love the Faire so much. My hometown had one and the childhood memories of visiting are so clear and vivid it's like I could open a door and step back into it. I danced with the Queen, you know. She looked like one of my teachers, but I'll never be sure.

It's nice to keep the spirit going. Thank you for spreading positivity, Mr. Barnes. A good example for the fandom to follow 🩵. I hope your weekend is going as amazing as you are.

[autismswagsummit]

Ya ever heard of peep jousting?

no???

[casterlygldcs]

SHE WITH NO RIVAL: QUEEN KATHERINE OF HOUSE SERRETT, FIRST OF HER NAME

listed below is a detailed history of lady queen katherine serrett's association with king tyland lannister throughout the years. it is important to note that whilst these two have woven in and out of one another's lives, never once did it become physically inappropriate.

lord tyland lannister, heir to casterly rock and warden of the west, first met the lady of silverhill at one of the court of casterly's luxurious balls, specifically for his twenty third nameday. various maidens had been brought forward to marry the heir of casterly rock. katherine serrett was one of the seven westerland women playing the seven virtues of the faith: humility, specifically. they shared a dance as part of a greater sequence, and parted ways.

two years later, lord tyland lannister and lady katherine serrett crossed paths once again at a tourney, the specific tourney which ended in lord arron lannister resorting to extreme levels of violence. during this tourney, tyland had asked the lady of silverhill for her favour before he was to joust against her brother, lord adrian.

it was decided tyland would marry the eldest daugher of house tyrell, helena. for with her came the bountiful trade of the reach, and ensured they were allied against their neighbouring iron isles. in this, house serrett felt as though their chance to secure their position had slipped. tyland and helena married in an ornate ceremony, shortly before the death of lord tymond lannister, his father.

when the dance of dragons broke out, relations between lord tyland and his wife worsened. house tyrell remained neutral, despite their wedded alliance; refusing to join the greens and support the hightowers. no doubt a result of the amount of infighting occurring in the reach. that, alongside constant miscarriages and stillbirths, meant the lion king was known to be unhappy with his union. the gods were displeased with tyrell selfishness, and thus his marriage, his union and his security suffered. the dance continued, as did the personal battle within the walls of casterly. the west declared independence. once again, the west bowed to no dragons.

'the king's great matter' was first discussed privately in the council room. the notion of ending the wedded union between tyland lannister and helena tyrell came as a suspicion of her close association with lord mathis rowan prior to their marriage. he believed his marriage cursed as a result of the continuous failed heirs. he believed his wife tainted. lord adrian serrett, hearing this, moved his sister katherine to be a lady in waiting to queen helena tyrell.

in the year it took for the high septon to allow for the dissolvement of the union, in which both the reach and the westerlands put on their pressures, king tyland lannister's attention was captured by lady serrett. it started during a feast in celebration of maiden's day, where he set eyes upon her as he had all those years ago. she was of the finest quality of the westerlands, family of the small council, and he heard not a peep about her.

in the year it took, king tyland lannister would be seen in public with the lady of silverhill. walks in the gardens, walks along the sunset sea; always in public. the whispers were never that of romance, but that of power: discussing the notions of centralisation, confirming tyland's ideas as what was needed for the future of the westerlands. they would bow and beg to no king but their own; not a targaryen, and not one of rainbow glass. talks where she promised him male heirs to secure the future of the line.

lady katherine serrett was wedded to king tyland lannister the same month the dissolvement of the marriage went through. it is she who is in charge of setting an example for the women of the court throughout this reformation, and liaising with the women of their allied courts. only, that final crucial promsie remains wavering in the air: for how long?

[kahran042]

My list of crapisodes

First of all, know that these are all my opinion. Ones marked with asterisks are ones I haven't seen, but to paraphrase Huey Freeman, you don't have to see a lynching to know that they aren't funny.

AMERICAN DAD!

Big Trouble in Little Langley

Gorillas in the Mist

Minstrel Krampus

Tapped Out

ARCHER

White Elephant

A Kiss While Dying

A Debt of Honor

House Call

Southbound and Down

Baby Shower

Smugglers' Blues

The Rules of Extraction

On The Carpet

Palace Intrigue: Part I

Palace Intrigue: Part II

Filibuster

Arrival/Departure

ARTHUR

Francine and the Feline

Arthur's Big Hit

Sue Ellen Chickens Out

The Secret Origin of Supernova

The Agent of Change

BATMAN BEYOND

Splicers

FAMILY GUY

Wild Wild West

Family Cat

FOSTER'S HOME FOR IMAGINARY FRIENDS

The Little Peas

FUTURAMA

Amazon Women in the Mood

KING OF THE HILL

Plastic White Female

Husky Bobby

Junkie Business

*Three Coaches and a Bobby

Bills Are Made to Be Broken

Movin' On Up

What Makes Bobby Run?

'Twas the Nut Before Christmas

Bobby Goes Nuts

Joust Like a Woman

Get Your Freak Off

Full Metal Dust Jacket

The Witches of East Arlen

Reborn to Be Wild

That's What She Said

Hank's Back

*The Petriot Act

Redcorn Gambles with His Future

Harlottown

Business Is Picking Up

Hank's Bully

*serPUNt

Lady and Gentrification

Lost in MySpace

Bad News Bill

*Uh-oh, Canada

*The Boy Can't Help It

MY-HIME

Mischief of the Wind

OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB

A Challenge from Lobelia Girls' Academy!

RECESS

Kindergarten Derby

ROZEN MAIDEN

The Stairway

SOUTH PARK

Chinpokomon

Timmy 2000

Red Hot Catholic Love

Raisins

Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset

Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

Cartoon Wars Part I

*Cartoon Wars Part II

Tsst

*Go God Go

*Go God Go XII

The Ungroundable

City Sushi

*Ass Burgers

*The Poor Kid

Cash for Gold

Raising the Bar

You're Not Yelping

Member Berries

Skank Hunt

*The Damned

*Wieners Out

*Douche and a Danish

*Fort Collins

*Oh, Jeez

*Members Only

*Not Funny

*The End of Serialization as We Know It

*Help, My Teenager Hates Me!

STAR OCEAN EX

Stampede

THE CLEVELAND SHOW

Cleveland Jr.'s Cherry Bomb

Wide World of Cleveland Show

Pins, Spins and Fins…

THE FAIRLY ODDPARENTS

The Boy Who Would Be Queen

Twistory

THE SIMPSONS

Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish

Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment

Homer the Heretic

Lisa the Vegetarian

Lisa the Iconoclast

My Sister, My Sitter

Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment

The Cartridge Family

Lisa the Skeptic

Miracle on Evergreen Terrace

Lisa, the Simpson

Lisa Gets An “A”

Wild Barts Can’t Be Broken

They Saved Lisa’s Brain

Treehouse of Horror X

E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)

Eight Misbehavin’

Little Big Mom

Missionary: Impossible

Kill the Alligator and Run

Behind the Laughter

Lisa the Tree Hugger

The Computer Wore Menace Shoes

She of Little Faith

Sweets and Sour Marge

Pray Anything

A Star is Born-Again

‘Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky

Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens, and Gays

Margical History Tour

Smart and Smarter

Catch ‘Em If You Can

Bart-Mangled Banner

On A Clear Day I Can't See My Sister

Girls Just Want To Have Sums

*The Great Wife Hope

The Day the Earth Stood Cool

Homerland

Opposites A-Frack

Peeping Mom

TINY TOON ADVENTURES

Going Places

*Elephant Issues

YES! PRECURE 5

Komachi Quits Being A Novelist!?

Coco's Big Healthy Plan!

BTW, if you're wondering why there are so many Simpsons episodes, it's because this list was originally just a list of Simpsons episodes I hated. And if you're wondering why fellow long-runner Family Guy has so few, it's because I cut it some slack for a long time due to it being the internet reviewing community's whipping boy.

"Splicers" is kind of a special case. I don't really remember most Batman Beyond episodes, but I remember finding most of the series decent, with the exception of that one episode.

[elyseexplosion]

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[jay-is-the-way]

Peep Jousting

As they stand on the precipice of war they can only watch. watch as they are placed on plates. Watch as they are set in the microwave. Watch as we turn on the thing that will lead to there demise. Then they wait, 3 minutes, 2 minutes, 1 minute. They feel themselves break apart. the swords they hold go sloppy. One may pierce the other, but they have melted together. They have become one. There are no winners here, only unity.

[deacons-wig]

fallout bike culture AU is happening and i’m slightly afraid of how ridiculous this is already. Jeanne (sole survivor) is a bike mechanic who was in a bad accident and out of commission for two years. during that time her marriage falls apart and she’s fighting for shared custody of her son. present day and mostly recovered, she manages to score a job at Sturge’s Sanctuary Co-Op, and meets a colorful bunch of bike nerds along the way.

[whoslaurapalmer]

I made a tiny lil microwave smore and 24 year old!me immediately forgot her 14 year old!self's adventures in peep jousting and was vaguely convinced that 15 seconds sounded like a reasonable amount of time to leave a marshmallow in the microwave

Anyway, two things -- 1) it was GOOD 2) I slammed that stop button after 4 whole seconds

[krispdreemurr]

Susie and Kris would do Peep Jousting wherein two Peeps face each other with toothpicks sticking out and you put them in the microwave and whichever one stabs the other first wins

oh absolutely. they start building more elaborate toothpick weaponry for the peeps and it gets out of hand

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

5) have you ever made peeps joust? 👀👀

how....how would they joust?

[hanadolphieron]

wooyoung as a boyfriend~

how you met;

yoooo okay what if you were at an arcade with your separate groups of friendly humans

and there was one of those foam pits where you can try to smack each other into the pit using those huge cylinders of gymnastic mat material?

i’m so good at explaining things

so you’re in line

woo’s on the other side

and you offer to fight the little gremlin

to which wooyoung’s like “what yeah, i can take them, what are you talking about yeosang- hey! i told you not to talk about that it’s embarrassing”

and you’re just there like ... can you shut up i wanna fight

anyways wooyoung gets into this fancy fighting stance while making sound effects

you’re less dramatic but do the same

and then you charge at each other

slowly, because the battle is commencing on a balance beam

but ~nyooming~ nonetheless

you’re both c o w a r d s (kidding) and stop, waiting for the other to make the first move

and then you both go yeet! and attack each other, but aren’t able to shove the other off

so you prepare another attack, and end up shoving wooyoung into the pit

the force of this offence sends you tumbling into the foam alongside him

wooyoung, the polite stranger that he is, goes “YAHHHHH! HOW DARE YOU?” which makes you scream in shock

then he apologizes bc you know, probably shouldn’t have yelled at a complete stranger wh00ps

but you end up following his large group of peeps around with your friends

and get to know your jousting opponent

very well, in fact, and promise him to meet up sometime again

because you just ~click~

the basics;

let’s see wooyoung is just about the most affectionate person you will EVER meet 

and he takes great pride in that so make sure to appreciate his constant need for attention and hugs

love is something woo like to ~put on display~

expect lots of PDA

will also talk about you/your relationship relentlessly to anyone who will listen

f l i r t a c i o u s

seriously, you may have strangers worrying about you because this libra venus is not acting like your boyfriend he’s acting like some dude trying to hit you up because he’s just like that

omg okie his favorite thing is cuddling while talking about your day

the conversations don’t have to be deep/emotional, he just loves hearing about the more mundane things in your life

your opinions, habits, whatever happened throughout the day, etc.

wooyoung wants to listen to all of it while he has you in some sort of comfortable snuggling position on the sofa or bed

and his cuddling positions are pretty normal

well actually i take that back

it depends on the time of day

during the night, expect him to hang upside down with one foot in the air, another arm across your stomach trying to hold you or some dumb shit like that

but afternoon/morning-ish? he’s much more normal and cliche

likes being the big spoon but if he’s had a hard day you are the big spoon no questions asked

sarcasm 10x it’s his love language

his words could mess things up a lot

he takes chances and says what he wants, and for some reason enjoys lying just to see what he can get away with?

which could be an issue if you’re not used to that

but if you don’t mind him lying about weird stuff to make jokes he will love you so much for it, he really just wants someone accepting

scorpio mercurians are used to people being skeptical/accusing of what they say

because it’s hard to not want to fight them, you know?

i see a scorpio sun/mercury/rising and go AHHHHHH sometimes

so anyways PLEASE be nice to him 

try not to push arguments, like if he gets the memo and knows he messed up don’t go any further or try to drive the point in because wooyoung hates that 

headcannons;

wooyoung would invite you every time he hangs out with the ateez members

you’re practically part of the group now

hongjoong pulls him aside like, “hey, this was supposed to be just for ateez. we love your s/o and all, but not right now.”

and woo’s like ??? they’re my bestie tho?! we’re in love!?!!11!!

actually listens to joong tho 

just won’t admit it to his face

anyways back to the two of you

gosh can you imagine a vacation with him?

it would be the most memorable experience ever hhhhhh

you’d never sleep because of how much you’d be travelling around 

because wooyoung will see something he wants to do and have tunnel vision for only that thing

he wants to go to a waterpark? you’re going to a waterpark with him. now.

loves going to places that have a dark history tied to them

don’t take it the wrong way, but wooyoung is interested in history that scares or makes other people uncomfortable

he still gets frightened easily

but that’s what makes  him go !!! coooL!! 

did i mention you do everything with him

because i feel the need to really drill that in

like you are by his side all the time- he’s got an arm around your shoulder, is squeezing your hand, holding your waist, placing a hand on the small of your back, you name it

and you’re skipping literally through the day with each other 

nicknames;

-honey-

used by you

headcannon that wooyoung absolutely ADORES being called sweet nicknames

but only in private

he gets secondhand embarrassment if you call him this in public

but when you’re along his eyes get all and woo is BIG happy

-chips-

used by wooyoung

i don’t know ok

but i think it’s cute and i think wooyoung would love to call you this

chips is such a nice word, it’s got that crispy ending and yummmmm