#penis? really?

[mydaroga]

John Lennon and Pete Shotton were

so inseparable that some called them LennonShotton or Shennon and Lotton. (John in turn often called Shotton ‘Penis’, because he was long and thin and his initials were PS.) As Pete reflects, John needed to be in a partnership: ‘He always had to have a support. He would never have gone and performed on his own. He always had to have a sidekick.’

Mark Lewisohn, Tune In

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

You made her cry, time to die.

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[prokopetz]

Through careful cultivation of my "Following" list I've managed to get the frequency of untagged dick on my dashboard nearly to pre-2018 levels, but in spite of my best efforts the proportion of untagged robot dick in particular remains disappointingly low. I can't help but feel that something has irrevocably been lost.

[transmunsons]

Eddie kisses Steve because he thinks he’s dying. Guys like him don’t get a lot of action so he figures he might as well squeeze in a first kiss before kicking the bucket. And if he so happens to be harboring a massive crush on Steve, well, he won’t have to be around much longer to deal with it.

Except he didn’t die. And now Steve is hiding a deeply injured fugitive in his house and questioning his sexuality. And on top of that, he has to tell the poor guy that his dick is missing when he wakes up.

[beaglesbites]

phoenix wright if he was even cooler (and cosplayed steel samurai).. ohoho...

[shibaraki]

actually in general can we stop harassing writers and artists into making statements about discourse and drama like they’re political candidates or something these are just regular people on the internet lol

[duckapus]

It honestly makes sense that Noir and Ham didn't end up in the Spider Society because a Nazi-punching Detective and a Cartoon Reporter would've almost immediately clocked everything wrong with Miguel's "stick to the script" "some losses are acceptable and necessary, actually" philosophy, and they would not have been able to be nearly as subtle as Hobie when going against him.

[fightclubgayporn]

the demonization of a penis is so fucking insane like its an organ

[charmac]

I do not think I'll ever get over how heavy handed the Inflates set decor was

[ur-friendly-neighborhood-simp]

atsv + textposts #2

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The musical episode.

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[noyzinerd]

I feel like Stiles and I share the unique trait of shamelessly enjoying our hobbies without embarrassment (which I highly recommend trying, by the way, it's very freeing).

I'd love to see a Sterek fic of Stiles emitting the same vibe as all these times I startled a laugh out of people (and/or became instantly endearing by just refusing to feel ashamed):

Stranger: What are you looking at?

Me: Teen Wolf fanfiction.

Stranger: *startled laugh* W-what?!

Me: What? Am I supposed to be embarrassed? I'm married in my 30s. Who do I have to impress?

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Me, after finding where I placed my phone: Oop, wouldn't want anyone finding that.

Acquaintance: Ooooooo~ why? 😏 Are you hiding something?

Me: No. I just have a lot of porn on there.

Acquaintance: *shocked laughter*

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[After 6 hours of silently listening to our permitted music at work]

New Gen Z coworker: Hey, what do you think about when you listen to music?

Me: Naruto fight scenes.

Coworker: *horrified wheeze* How can you just say that? I mean, yeah, we all think it, but you're not allowed to just say it out loud! That's how you get S.W.A.T-ted.

Me: Don't be jealous.

Coworker: I am, actually.

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Stiles being sarcastic and witty is great and all, but Stiles answering honestly in complete deadpan I feel like is so much funnier.

Plus, the thought of Stiles startling a laugh out of Derek by just unapologetically living fearlessly gives my brain the happy chemicals.

[zolimarts]

reeaaaally old Peni Parker fanarts and that little spider bestie 🕷️🤖

more of my stuff 🕷️

[ibunyang]

doodle pages !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i finally figured out a way to draw norton in the way i like him draw. i always thought that his side part was kinda ugly looking, but i looked up pictures of his model in that one thing and found out his hair curves like that and it finally made sense to me afterwards

[juliaaadoodles]

The sequel no one asked for

[mugentakeda]

this is kidlaw to me