sieglinde-freud · 1 month ago
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just ran up and finger gunned him to death this game is not real
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answrs · 1 year ago
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fuck it. presenting my new submas au from that one mashup post
#Ingo is the embodiment of Northern/Upper Unova (as Nobori) and Emmet the Southern/Lower (as Kudari) #the gym leaders may be their cities but imo I think it's better they're just. totally normal humans. with no idea. #ngl now I'm thinking the more fun it sounds to actually do an au with this lmao #kill the cringe in your head or whatever the phrase is #if the dpdc fandom is allowed to make six million Lady Gotham fics without acknowledging the 'every so often people just recreate hetalia' aspect I'm allowed to do it too #¯⁠\_(⁠ツ⁠)_/⁠¯ #lmao suck it
anyway nothing about them really actually changes except they're just. The Subway Bosses. no one knows when they started theyve just Always Been There Please Dont Ask Questions and very much care A LOT about maintaining the quality of travel around Unova (and about Unova being stable just in general). anyway that's it that's all i got folks. thanks for coming to my ted talk or whatever lmao. o7
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kurthorton-moving · 8 months ago
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im sooo
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tarrbunny · 1 year ago
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Anyway I'm really worried about the direction fortnite is going in with all the metaverse shit Tim Sweeney is pushing
Especially with the new awful rating system for skins
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whatthefuckisasweep · 1 year ago
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you know whats super funny as a chinese person? when talkshows and stuff do those bits where its like. "oh eat this gross food that is so terrible and disgusting and horrendous and god WHO would EAT such a THING" vs "answer a hard question" and its just. asian food. like chicken feet or pigs blood or those old eggs. like i eat those on the regular lol
i mean i get it cuz ur not used to eating it and stuff. but cmon man . CHICKEN FEET?? you can eat that at any dim sum restuarant its too common for it to be like EUHHHHHHGGHHHHH
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proteuus · 2 years ago
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*vibrating* I need to meet more people
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todayisafridaynight · 2 years ago
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Personally, I think that the number of Ichiban fuckers is higher. You do gotta think that this blog's following would be askew to vote to fuck Daigo.
TRUE there potentially exists a bias since i do predominantly post about daigo, ergo people who like daigo would be inclined to follow me.
then again, like. everyone loves ichiban. even the people who follow me for daigo probably love ichiban more than him
but we'll never really know objectively. how upsetting
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notthestarwar · 2 years ago
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are you normal or do you print out your ao3 comments and make them in to a little book so you can look at them all together when ur feeling sad
#can neither confirm nor deny if this book exists#but i will say: it sure is nice to look at when i'm having a 'what even is the point' kinda day#you know that post that talks about how you should look at ao3 interactions like you're doing a little book reading#i think about that a lot#cause yeah i write for me but if i didnt know ppl were reading stuff i probably wouldnt bother posting#and going to the effort of making it understandable to a brain other than mine if i didnt think other ppl got anything from it#but getting a comment really is like 'oh my god there really is a person out there reading this'#and when they mention they agree with a certain take. then i'm like. omg. this feels like community you know#whats that one post thats like 'people arent looking for commnents. they are looking for community'#theyre right.#its easy to get caught up in stats and be like 'oh this is barely any ppl' especially if you start comparing (thats the mind killer)#but the truth is. the comments that i do get? thats like a ginormous amount of ppl#if they were all looking at me in a coffee shop. i dont know if i'd be able to do a reading lol. i'd get stage fright#not of the stuff that ends up on ao3 anyway. it's not stuff i'd ever put somewhere non anonymously. cause its all like#showing a bit more of me than i'd show in a coffee shop you know. thats me working through stuff. but still ppl are interacting!#that feels big.#i think cause a lot of my stuff is like 'heres a irl problem made worse so its brought to the forefront and has to be addressed'#which means its all pretty depressing but in a way i find cathartic. you know. its a tragedy but their story was worth telling.#it was worth it. so when another person sees the catharisis there. it makes it seem possible.#its not just wishful thinking. working through that issue would be hard and painful. but it would be worth it all the same. that guy agrees
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beeseverywhen · 2 years ago
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it's cute that ppl consider entry level jobs to be unskilled when everyone whose ever worked one of those jobs knows that there are like 3 people intensely good at that job while on minimum wage literally propping up that entire company
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timeisacephalopod · 2 years ago
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Nothing makes me more annoyed then right wingers flinging up a panic about "free speech" after being banned from a social media platform because like. They pretend the stakes are actually free speech, but the real stakes are one person misused social media enough that the hosting company booted them out- as any business with a disruptive customer has a right to do- because like. If they weren't grown adults on Fox news acting like this was a real problem we'd rightfully view this behavior as the same shit a 14 year old pulls when their mom finds out they've been bullying Stacy over Instagram and deletes their account- like you're not loosing any rights not having a fucking social media page that's what's at stake here. One person's ability to have like, a YouTube channel, which isn't a right anyone has and does not infringe on anything if you don't have or get booted from a given social media platform. Source- I have almost no socials and I don't think my lack of Twitter fame leaves me oppressed that's absurd I have real political problems to focus on that aren't Jan thinking a Twitter page is a human right she's been denied on account of she thinks she's got the god given right to force PoC to read her slurs all day because she seems to be under the false impression that's what freeze peach is.
#winters ramblings#they act like the stakes are SOOOOOOO HIIIIIIIGHT OH MY GOD but when its broken down#theyre mad 36 extremely ignorant nasty people got booted off a social media platform that no one has a RIGHT to#thats it no more twitter or whatever THATS what you soend HOURS on your platforms shrieking about??!?#a couple people dont have a fucking SOCIAL MEDIA PAGE???? and yall have the BALLS to act as if trans people are making oppression up??#theres real stats to trans violence and realstats behind how effective transition is#theres N O T H I N G behind screaming about donald trumo not gaving a twitter. no one including him is ENTITLED to one#and you DONT LOSE ANYTHING from having no Twitter or any other social- these arent real concerns#so it PISSES ME OFF that the LEFT gets dismissed as people whinibg over nothing#asif the political right doesnt seem to think that havibg Instagram forever no matter how awful you are#should be inshrined in the fucking constitution or something. not to mention acting like someone#being kicked off of a fucking SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM is the equivalent of actual political oppression#never mind that left wing content and LGBT content are CONSTANTLY under ACTUAL threat of deletion and censorship#because righties LOOOOOVE censorship they just dont like when its THEM being tokd to shut up#rather than stripping any thoughts if lgbt people out if everywhere and teaching totally false histories of your country to children#because it makes you uncomfortable that tomas Jefferson was a child rapist and somehow ignoring the racism#is better than teaching real history because thats just absurd critical race theory i guess!!
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psychhound · 2 months ago
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the more i dm vs play other ttrpgs the more frustrated i get with how npcs work in 5e. my game centers around a small town with a recurring cast of npcs, as well as newly introduced npcs each arc that my players frequently adopt, and every time i open my Documents (tone: weary) filled with npcs i just wish 5e npcs were Built Different(tm) to pcs. obviously theres statblocks and stuff you can use but if youre working under the assumption these npcs are Full People who are going to take up space in the pcs lives youre going to be building them like you would a pc and frankly it sucks for a couple reasons
one, if i want to introduce a new batch of npcs of a level that will prove imposing for my pcs to fight, it shouldnt take me 10 hours to make them. two, once the fight is happening it would be great if they didnt have so many abilities and spells that im just hoping and praying i can make them function even a little smartly without grinding the whole fight to a halt every time its a spellcasters turn
and third, which i think deserves its own paragraph(s), i wish npcs didnt have the same set of skills that pcs get
i like trying to give my guys, pcs or npcs alike, pretty high mods on things, bc, you know, good for the game and also big numbers fun. but some skills are either inherently useless for an npc to have, or imply a loss of player agency if i was rolling them
like, charisma skills. deception is really useful for an npc to have, because then pcs have to roll insight against it to learn information. persuasion, however, is not something an npc should really ever roll. if theyre rolling persuasion on a pc, that player is experiencing a loss of agency over how their pc reacts to a request. if theyre rolling it on another npc, youre now just playing dollies with yourself while the pcs watch. if im ever choosing between persuasion and deception for an npc, im always going to give them proficiency in deception even if that makes less sense for their character. same problem for intimidation. either youre telling the pcs how to feel or playing dollies with yourself
stealth and sleight of hand are overall way more helpful for npcs than for pcs who arent rogues. and perception is far more useful for an npc to have than like ... survival. when are your npcs going to be rolling survival? if you have a ranger or ranger-like character whos helping your pcs navigate wilderness then why does it make more sense for them to be rolling survival and potentially mess up something they are meant to be good at, causing potentially unfun complications for your party, than just ... knowing that character can help them navigate, so they do? especially if thats the reason that npc is there?
idk like my players respond very well to the npcs being Full People and i do think theres a level of enjoyment to like. comparing pc and npc stats or players learning what feats an npc took or lore around subclasses but also. also im so miserly and decrepit and my google doc of my four bad guys this arc and their spells is 59 pages long im Tired Save Me
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literallys-illiteracy · 5 days ago
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Ok its time to talk about Vergillius
SPOILERS CANTO 7 PART 3, MENTIONS OF EVENTS IN BOTH DISTORTION DETECTIVE AND LEVIATHAN
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Ok so this is somewhat split into two parts, the first is talking a little in medium length about Virgillius as a character and the newer things in part 3, as well as some prior things that are interesting enough to discuss, the second part is about rivers.
Ok so, Verg. Virg is an interesting character as he has prior story to Limbus Company, in Leviathan of course, relating to Charon/Lapis, with several things yet to be expanded on. Lapis is in all likelyhood his primary motivation for continuing this contract with Limbus Company, as he is likely to know at least somewhat of the true nature of Limbus Company, being an extension of the Udjat (as partially confirmed by Moses' appearance alongside Vespa, whom would have returned to N corp should Moses's mission of capturing distortions be finished, and the fact that distortions of the companies contracts are captured rather than resolved) (also there was a hint towards the relation that Outis has towards the Udjat as well in this canto, the first part, wherein Moses's gaze rests upon Outis for longer (War veteran lesbians) than the other sinners; This is interesting for the obvious link of Odysseus blinding a cyclops, in fact:
Outis for a moment:
Putting Virgil on the back-burner for a moment, lets theorise about Outis potentially; So there are two possibilites for the relation that Outis and Moses have, the first being that they had previously passed each other in the Smoke War in the past, the second is that they had known each other through some relation to the Udjat or Diaz. Odysseus's most famous act of blinding a cyclops, and fooling Polyphemus by claiming to be named "nobody" or, in greek, "Outis". Outis's current name may suggest multiple things, the most striking of which is related to Limbus Companies relation with the Udjat as mentioned prior; There is a possibility that Outis's blinding of the cyclops, often assumed to be the Udjat even prior to this canto due to their motif being a singular eye, may be yet to happen. The theory of Outis being a traitor is nothing new, i think everyone knows that she isnt fully trustworthy (especially with her mention of killing tens of thousand in the past during the Sancho fight), however i rarely see people discuss the reasoning behind the betrayal, being that similar to Moses's current position taken in reverse, regretting her time working in the Udjat (we're getting presumptuous now) and repenting for it by blinding the cyclops from the inside, from within Limbus Company — This concept is furthered through Outis's sinner symbol (vaguely) resembling that of a horses snout, alongside Odysseus's relation to the Trojan Horse, a plan to invade and take troy from the inside (however this changes the timeline somewhat with the other theoretical aspects?), ok thats enough about military wife.
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In the beginning of Canto 7's dungeon, we see Don Quixote's past memories, including her recruitment within Limbus Company and HOLY SHIT VERGIL IS A BLOODFIEND?
ok so, he didn't have or at least show any blood powers prior to manifesting EGO, we arent sure if a bloodfiend can fully manifest EGO either however its not out of the question due to Don's La Sangre De Sancho, even before he was a colour he possessed the same red eyes, which if im remembering correctly were stated to be a combat implement. However, in the flashback, Veggie claims that he, or rather, his *eyes* hold a higher generation than Don, which would of course be fist generation. Due to many reasons, I don't actually believe that Vigil is a bloodfiend, notably his clarification of "eyes". If we return to the basement of canto 6, Virtue's passives include one named "Eyes of a Friend Who [][][][]", redacted in the same manner that Catherine's name commonly is — I think that because of his clear distinction of his eyes possessing the higher generation, the statement that is made of them being combat implements, and the implication that the eyes were not originally his, i think that its safe to assume that this friend who [][][][] is a bloodfiend elder (hell it might even be the primogenitor i dont know). working on the assumption that [][][][] means "died", or means that they were somehow erased post-death, then there are multiple possibilities ive seen posed: the first, and im noting this purely out of spite because i still think im correct over this person, is that "Vinyl was bluffing about being a bloodfiend to intimidate Don". Personally, and only some offence meant to the person who posited this, i think that this isn't really a theory worth considering, not only is it more convoluted to assume that the oposite of what we've been told is true in an involuntary flashback seeing Don's past, but at the same time what use would Viate have to lie in that moment? His reaction immediately after wouldn't make sense without the bloodfiendish nature in place either, as, at least in my reading of the scene, Don's complete lack of reaction or primal fear (such that appears in the other bloodfiends when facing the wrath of an elder, such as Casseti in WARP), was what Viral used to judge that all of her bloodfiendish instincts were supressed.
Ok moving on from spite.
The second ive seen posed is that Virgo "diablerised" (or ate - in order to gain the power of, to non VTM players) a bloodfiend elder friend in the past. Due to the [redacted] nature of the phrasing within the passive name, unless Vexing is Chainsaw Man, i doubt this to be the case, unless somehow said [Friend] merged with Vroom-vroom in the past, becoming the same entity.
Similar but somewhat different to the previous theory is that the eyes were gifted post mortem to Vindigo-elder, which fits with the concept of them being implements.
personally, im just not really sure about this in any way shape or form.
Ive also seen some theories as to who Viori's "friend" was, and the most likely one ive seen posed... actually the only one ive seen posed, is that of Longinus, the soldier who stabbed Jesus on the cross, due to Vargalia's EGO having the crown of thorns, due to Virgil(real life one so he doesn't get a name change)'s relation to Catholicism through the Commedia, through the Roman links, and through the connection to both blood and water, as:
"One of the soldiers pierced his side with a lance, and immediately there came out blood and water.
I personally dont have too much to add to that theory, however i would like to take my own shot in the dark, enough shots and you've covered every angle:
My proposed [Friend] is Aeneas, whom, after dying, was never found a corpse, and was thereafter worshiped as a god. Aeneas has links to Virgil (once again, the historical one) due to his poem of the Aeneid, which was the first poem to properly weave together the many disparate strands of legend into the singular myth that stories were based on sense. There is also the obvious link to be made with the "golden bough" being the name of a chapter within the 6th book of the Aeneid, but that wasnt what prompted this it just helps at bit.
ok rivers
Im not talking on this at length, as i am far from an expert on the Commedia, and also because Loony Toons exists and is probably more likely to note a link between it and the rivers of the underworld (i dont know, ive not checked whats to be said about Canto 7 since release yet), but i want to note the different mythological rivers that are linked to the river of oblivion, or "Lethe" as Outis calls it.
Lethe, meaning forgetfulness or oblivion, is a river in the underworld with many literary ties, such as Goethe's Faust (part 2), the Commedia, Paradise Lost, and, arguably, The Wonderful Land of Oz, all of which are literature referenced by Project Moon at various points.
The Lethe is mentioned twice in the Commedia, once in the inferno, canto 34, flowing down into Cocytus, the river of "Lament", which freezes to form the 9th and final layer of hell, treachery. In the second Cantica, Purgatorio, the Lethe is mentioned again, in canto 31 of purgatorio, as being placed upon the hill of purgatory, within this river Dante is then submerged to forget all memories of sin, so that his body may move forth into paradise. The water containing the sin then flows down to contain satan in Cocytus.
somewhat interesting to note, as the game has been confirmed to be getting a Purgatorio and Paradisio, it is possible that this will come back later. Foreshadowing is a literary device in whic-
Another thing, back on Loony Tunes, if we're assuming their current timeline to be correct in terms of canto 7 being within the Circle of Violence, which is an assertion that i will return to at a later date, then its important to note that another river of the underworld is belonging to this ring, being Pyriphlegethon or Phlegethon, meaning flaming, which in the inferno, canto 12, is a river of Boiling blood which in the sinners of the ring are submerged in, (specifically those within the first sphere of the ring, for violence against your neighbours) — the blood motif is obvious, alongside the violence against ones neighbors; If we were to assume that the entirety of Canto 7 takes place within this river, then the next would take place in the second sphere, Violence against your self, but once again, i will return to this concept when you are older, by a few hours at least.
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iwontusethis255 · 10 days ago
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ISAT CRAFT STUDY
(disclaimer most of this is headcanon/hypothesis, and all of it is spoilers)
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MAGIC CIRCLE
i like it
bUT theres logic to every little thing for it
lets take it from the top
wish craft (top) and time craft (bottom) have symbols
wish craft is crossing fingers, it just makes sense
time craft is a grasping hand
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look familiar?
meanwhile, the main 3 crafts have an additional sub-craft system
Rock has body craft, which focuses on changing a body, like the king getting bigger, because "the body is a temple" and "blood from a stone" etc
Paper has forming craft, which focuses on changing an object, like making the statues move), because paper is commonly used for art
Scissors has heal craft, which focuses on reforming things, like a heal skill, because the two party members who can heal (not counting bonnie bc they just use food) is scissors type, also smth smth surgery
and Stat change skills are a sort of non craft specific ability, hence the symbols being near the wish and time symbols, as theyre "neutral" in the triangle
CRAFT SCENTS
we all know wish craft smells like sugar, but what of the others?
well rock smells like rocks, paper smells like wood, and scissors smells like metal, which is mentioned offhandedly in one convo in game.
but what about time craft?
it smells like ash/burning
thats why siffrins intense usage of both time and wish craft makes the smell of BURNT sugar specifically, theres been plenty mentions of just the sugar smell, but only when time is also involved is the burning smell there
theoretically time/rock would smell like lava, time/paper would smell like a forest fire, and time/scissors would smell like burning metal
BUT WAIT
rocks, wood, metal, fire
where has that been heard before?
ELEMENTAL TIE INS
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(ignore the arrows, they arent relevent for this)
Rock is associated with earth
Paper is associated with wood
Scissors is associated with metal
these are all common elements that are used in civilization as materials
Time is associated with fire
the burning smell, and the fact it theoretically kills the user
by that logic
Wish is associated with water
which makes sense, as cane sugar, the described smell, grows in/near water, not to mention the 2/3 people who properly know how to use it are from the forgotten TROPICAL ISLAND
Water and Fire are not commonly harnessed in fantasy olden times or even real olden times, moreso just moved/affected, just like time and wish craft, unlike wood and metal and earth which are commanly used for tools and archetechture, much like the main 3 craft types
ok thats all the thoughts i have but this is a pretty damn good headcanon thing
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officialgleamstar · 1 month ago
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ive been taking some haphazard character notes on the wyrdwood PCs for my own reference (mainly was trying to figure willowfine out, lol), and i figured i would share my observations for any other fan writers who has been struggling with characterization :] these notes arent in any particular order, not even in chronological order of me adding them, just kind of random XD
obviously i am not Word Of God, these are just my interpretations of what we've seen!! ive been of the opinion that capturing somebody's way of speaking is more useful than their personality ultimately, but i'm bad at explaining my observations for that, so i guess ignore that i said that and just read my personality notes hfkhdkjhfgfkdg and also, spoilers warning for up to episode three
Cressida
Wizard: Quite smart, had to learn her magic
Learned magic from her family, mostly used to prevent robbers at their family bank
Lawful evil confirmed :]
Haughty and spoiled, judgmental
SNARKY. INSTIGATOR. (affectionate)
However, lied and said that Robin’s “wine” was alright
Self-confessed as nosy, and is quite observant
Likes wine, fresh fruit, roasted vegetables
Easily disgusted, was alarmed by the violence in episode one, startled by the weevils in episode two
Panics easily, seems unused to hardship, and is cowardly
Ellen had to really consider if Cressida had ever been in a working kitchen before
Tries to use charisma often. Does not tend to work despite her stats
Will accumulate magic debt to not sit on mud, but has glamped!
Happen
Ranger: In tune with nature, has sprites
Sharpshooter, has a good eye and a steady hand
Very trusting, probably sheltered
Places a lot of faith in his goddess, believes in fate
Praise Cadence!
The only thing that he has to begrudgingly be okay with is his sprites getting captured
A little freak. Actually a pretty big freak.
Obsessive, gets attached easily
Doesn’t get upset, really, even when people are rude to him
Doesn’t think much about consequences, or perhaps isn’t meant to care
Very soft voice, a bit scratchy
Just kind of says things, very little filter
Lug
Barbarian: Passive-aggressive <3
SO unlucky. So so so unlucky
Very in tune with nature
Isolationist and quiet, but not bad with people (when they’re not hunting him for being a firbolg)
Doesn’t know other firbolgs
Seems naturally protective
Comes to Cressida’s aid without question, jumps out of the wagon to protect Michael and his dad whose name I cannot spell (Yophie?)
Lives in “an extremely small hovel in the woods”
Very knowledgeable, generally the most aware of what’s happening
Comes with the pass-agg of it all but he’s very grumpy, a bit mean (affectionate)
Takes the jobs he’s given quite seriously
Morven
Sorcerer: Her talent is natural, might be used to things going her way
Likes coffee. Probably more for staying awake than taste, but asks for it over other options
Does not like letting Robin take control
Inquisitive; first one to say that they should stay in Oakburn and investigate
Very stubborn, may have a problem with moving on from things
Was executed for dark magic by zealots
Immediately takes charge when given the option
Does NOT care about debt, does not think about consequences
Self-confessedly impatient. Called cranky by the others
Absolutely BRUTAL but takes care of her party members
Robin
Commoner: Just some guy
Likes honey :)
"Cress" he's so cute <3
Defensive of ostracized people, dislikes zealots
Impulsive and follows his heart, hops into conflict without much thought
Just a good guy!
A little desperate to be helpful
Does not like letting Morven take control
Distressed at the thought of murder
Easily impressed
Curious about others, starts the wagon talk in Howls In The Night
Good with kids, generally sweet to most people he meets
Willowfine
Cleric: Follows a goddess
Is open about thinking her goddess is more useful than Cadence
Strong feelings about the well-being of magic
Sweet and caring
Looked pained at having to agree that Cressida insulted Oakburn’s food
Can be blunt despite this, doesn’t mince her words
Somewhat stilted and quiet, possibly sheltered or under-socialized
Intense with her care
If she’s asked to do something, she just does it
Quick thinker, resorts to lying/acting her way out of things
From a matriarchal society
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shakirawastaken · 2 years ago
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dsmp if...they were teachers part 2
ANON I ACCIDENTALLY DELETED UR REQUEST IM SO SORRY IM GONNA CRY BUT here it is :D with techno too :) please people send in some requests for meee check out part 1 here!
techno: english (with 1 mythology class for seniors): - hates his english classes wishes he could just teach mythology - would make all the students do a little project on a greek mythology story - rivalry with mr soot  - “ill give u each 10 dollars if u go to mr soots class tmrw talkin about how im a better teacher” - supports each and every kid no matter WHAT even if its not english related - holds detention in his room cause no one wants to fuck with him - like dream he doesnt anyone to get fucked over his english class so he hosts after school office hours like its college - has read all the classic novels and makes his classes read them. he wont move to something else unless some kid IS REALLY passionate about it - “ranboo we will not be reading the diary of a wimpy kid series even if you resonate with greg heffley on an emotional level” - BUT for his english classes he makes them do a general book report project so he can see and appreciate his student’s taste in books  - albeit not the biggest fan of romance novels but knows it ends with us for some reason - brings all the projects home and keeps them in a big storage bin. he loves showing them off to future classes and even you - light. acadmeia. dresses formal, long sleeves, hair tamed, glasses on the bridge of his nose - “tommy please stop swearing. tubbo calm down?” - hold detention with him cause no one fucks with mr blade
phil: principal - best principal ever - has a great relationship with all the staff tbh  - wilbur and techno and tommy arent his sons wdym - no ones rlly scared of getting sent to the principals cause like yk theyre like “oh phil??? hes nice”  - everyone calls him phil - ok i lied everyone BUT tommy isnt scared of going to phils - “I DONT WANT TO GO TO PHILS” “tommy calm down-” - hates the school board, lets the teachers teach what they believe is best for the students - can deal with the consequences - once wilbur got him to play a role in on of the school’s productions - big year for the dsmp high thespians tbh - is married to the guidance counselor kristin - who by the way is a GOOD COUNSELOR - actually does guidance - phils whole office is green - always wears his bucket hat tbh - besties with the other school’s principals
foolish: architecture/woodworking - i think this one was another “duhhh” one - builder man teaches builder children - starts the year with teaching them the basics of everything and then sort of lets them go wild  - is so scared some kid is gonna get hurt - has goggles in every corner of his room, gloves, whatever safety stuff  - loves it when kids work together to make some big project - IN YOUR GUYS’ HOME YOU HAVE A SHELF full of little sharks all the kids made for him its so cute - he makes stuff for you in class and uses it as an excuse to teach  - wears muscle t-s or normal t-shirts never dresses formal  - “it would get in the way of the wood?? duh” - id want to be in his class - is besties with mr jacobs and mr punz the random coach who shows up just to coach basketball in the winter - another teacher everyone simps over - once refused to teach tommy cause he didnt want to “catch a case”
i kinda want to write for the bench trio so here’s STUDENT EDITION
tommy: junior in high school, ta to mr wastakens math class  - tommy signed up to TA for wilbur but then wilbur said “absolutely not” so he got put into dream’s introduction to stats class  - but he also has dream for the period after that for his ap stats class - so hes stuck there for like 2 and a half hours  - dream groaned when he saw who his TA was - makes tommy grade papers and stuff but never tests  - he doesnt trust him with that - tommy is a good kid and usually doesnt disrupt class but when he does its hilarious - expect mr blade doesnt give a second shit about tommy in his class  - tommy is rlly good at drama and math (even though hed never admit hes good at math)  - his locker is a mess  - besties with tubs and ranboo ofc - phil is his father dont tell anyone - he is so adamant on walking home bc he doesnt want people to know that his family works there - always has his red jacket on  - never gets school lunches says they are cursed
tubbo: junior in high school, ta for mr quackity’s spanish class - tubbo likes quackity so he signed up to ta for his class - he isnt good at spanish tho- - quackity knows that but likes tubbo so he lets him be  - sapnap ADORES tubbo for some reason - “TOBY!!! WHATS UP!” “hi mr sapnap” - sapnap thinks tubbo is such a good kid - but  - mr notfound knows tubbo is a menace - “good morning toby” “good morning mr notfound *innocent*” “sit down and get started please” - SO FUNNY LMAO  - tubbo is a menace - pulls a bunch of pranks on the teachers but then the blame always ends on tommy somehow “wHAT- TUBBO DID IT” “no he didnt” - besties with tommy and ranboo ofc - tubbo is rlly good at science but isnt so hot at english - but mr blade is rlly nice and takes him time to help tubbo  - tubbo appreciates it so he gets mr blade a gift at christmas - mr blade teared up - runs thru the hall dragging tom and ranboo behind him no regrets - “STOP RUNNING THROUGH THE HALLS” “no” ranboo: junior in high school, ta for mr blades mythology class - lOVES ta-ing for mr blades class - mr blade kinda lets him chill in the back, stapling papers - no interaction whatsoever - he also now cant wait to take that class next year - mr blade refers to him as my protege a lot  - i hope i used that word right - besties with tommy and tubbo - all the teachers are nice to ranboo and kinda sorry that hes friends with tommy and tubbo LMFAO  - “hi ranboo u doing ok” “yes thank u mr jacobs” “RANBOO! LETS GO! PUDDING DAY IN THE CAFETERIA” “thats my cue mr jacobs” - ranboo usually doesnt get into trouble when he does oh boy its good - not pranks on teachers but school wide pranks - is shy but when someone picks on tommy and tubbo he GOES OFF - attacks them through words - when he gets comfortable in a class he lets out these small comments that get the whole room laughing - so not the class clown but people know hes funny and people respects him 
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clusterrune · 7 months ago
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Cotard's Syndrome
[cotards syndrome]
masterpost of resources for walking corpse syndrome/delusion.
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what is it?(link) / is it episodic?(link) / beliefs and causes(link)
possible influences(link) / what its like an how its treated(link) / in the context of schizophrenia(link)
stats(link) / wiki page(link) / wiki overview(link) / special report(link) / case report(link) / 100 case analysis(link)
making sense of cotards(link) / cafepime-induced(link)
an uncommon presentation(link) / a sense of self(link) / are zombies real?(link)
misuse of delusional(link) / frustrating term use(link)
doctors arent helping1(link) / doctors arent helping2(link) / contradictions1(link) / contradictions2(link)
my heartbeat is a phantom(link)
self-awareness and i(link)
carrd1(link)
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our book, understanding cotard's(link), contains plain text of these link's content and more, / and we run clusterrune in instagram where we try to write our posts in plain text in the captions.
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please let me know if any links fail to work or are douplicates.
i also accept people suggesting things to add
apologies for the lack of ids.
check back again later when we have more!
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