#people don't get sosuke the way i get him

[gallusrostromegalus]

AEIWAM ask: if my Kenpachi Count is correct, Gosuke Kiganjo might have been the previous captain of the 11th that Zaraki killed to get his job. Is that the case? How many problems did losing that co-conspirator cause for Aizen? And how much of a grudge did he hold for the big unkillable brute?

(With Reference to This Post and This One) It started with a pair of oranges.

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It was Monday, November 11th, and like every November 11th, there was a ruckus coming from the 11th division. It was a faint noise largely obscured by distance and the windows that had been closed against the early winter cold, but it was still present as Now-Captain Sosuke Aizen reorganized Former Captain Hirako's office into his own.

He was luxuriating in the task. It was something he'd looked forward to for a long time- getting rid of the complex musical speakers that droned the worst assemblage of noises that apparently qualified as music, and finally installing a proper filing system in it's place was filling Aizen with a profound satisfaction that he assumed was an overture to his inevitable victory.

The way everyone was pointedly referring to him as Captain Aizen because they were trying to memorize the title tickled him a bit too. Perhaps it was vain of him to enjoy it so much but... well, the little theatrical dance of pretending to pretend he wasn't grimacing and playing up the act of Putting On A Brave Face, only for whoever was speaking to try to reassure him that everything would work out, that he was being so brave, and you don't have to do this yourself-

"Oh no, I don't think I could stand leaving it to anyone else!" He'd respond, and the whispers of how Brave and Dutiful and Humble he was slithered through the division...

...An actor can hardly be faulted for enjoying the adulation of the crowd.

"Hey Bos- uh, Captain!" A boy's voice called behind him.

Of course, it helped that Aizen had been blessed with such a stellar supporting actor.

"Can you help me?" now-Lieutenant Gin Ichimaru asked, tugging on Aizen's Haori for his attention like a normal child, something the boy had learned was enormously charming of him. "-I can't get this thing to stay on my arm." he explained, holding up Aizen's old Lieutenant's badge, the slightly oversized sleeves of his Kosode falling back to reveal his toothpick-thin arms.

"Oh dear. That' won't fit you for a few years yet, will it Gin?" Aizen smiled, patting the boys head and kneeling down, tying it one way, failing, trying another, failing again, giving an enormously defeated sigh, going over to Hira- No, HIS desk now! his desk and rifling through the drawers, and came back with a Safety Pin to hold the badge in place.

"...There!" he beamed, patting Gin's shoulder when the badge didn't slide off his scrawny arm. "-Just don't tell Yamamoto-sama!"

Aizen then turned to look over his shoulder down the hall, where no fewer than a dozen faces peeking out of doors and around corners to watch the scene, and held a finger up to his lips with a small wink. The heads vanished with small gasps, charmed chuckles and a few high-pitched teakettle-like outbursts Gin had once aptly described as "Squeeing".

Scene over and Audience satisfied, Aizen closed the figurative curtains and literal door. Suigetsu pinged softly, Illusion activating- anyone listening in wouldn't quite be able to make out the words, but walk away confident that they were only discussing Division Business.

"You're in a good mood!" Gin grinned up at him, noting Suigetsu's call and the invitation to speak freely. "Though I guess it's not a surprise. It's been a very successful week for you!"

Aizen shrugged, just a little bit smug. "I am allowed to enjoy my laurels once in a while, I think."

Gin laughed, and hopped up to sit on the desk, kicking his feet over the footwell as he fished some oranges he'd taken from the commisary out of his pockets. "Speaking of people who have had very... intense weeks, where's old blind bones?"

"Captain Tousen actually insisted on attending the 11th Division Tryouts, even though both Ukitake and Kyorako offered to go in his place so he could rest!" Aizen said, taking one orange for now and another for later- he'd like to have to work through lunch, he was now so burdened with responsibility, a fun little scene he was workshopping in the back of his head. "...I suppose the poor bastard still regards Kiganjo as his responsibility."

"Hm." Gin nodded, mouth full of orange, spiral peel on the desk beside him. Aizen nodded at the peel and pointed at the trash can behind the boy.

"Sorry, Lord Aizen. That might be-' he swallowed, and tossed the peel over his shoulder and into the bin. '-but it could also be tactical. Unohana-taicho attends every year and within arm's reach of her might be the safest place for him right now. Be a shame if he had a turn, you know?"

"It's a damn shame that Kiganjo hasn't had one." Aizen grumbled.

"Yeah I was sure the Menos invasion would be enough to do him and the Loud Idiot from the tenth in." Gin sulked. "Oh well, I suppose it's good we had a trial run- now we know we gotta really ramp up production of Menos."

"Fortune was on our side in that respect." Aizen agreed, examining his first orange for the best place to begin peeling. There was an art to it, and the practice helped maintain his skills. "Maybe fortune will smile upon us again and Kiganjo will fall to some idiot at the tryouts."

He had just found the perfect place to begin when the ambient reiatsu of the Seireitei suddenly shuddered and bowed, like he was standing inside a rubber balloon and could make out the silhouette of someone approaching with a hatpin. Aizen reflexively jammed the orange in his pocket with it's companion as his head swiveled north like an owl. The incoming sharp point of reiatsu approached at an alarming speed-

BANG!

Whatever it was met the outer wall of the Seireitei. To Aizen's Horror, did not slow down. It was however now accompanied by successive crashes that seemed to be getting closer-

BANG!

BANG!

BANG!

THUNK!

Aizen ran out the door, and slid a bit on the wood floors as whatever it was suddenly flew over the 5th division and made impact deep into the relatively soft earth of the training grounds.

"What the-?" He asked glasses askew not with practiced effort but genuine bewilderment. It took a moment to recognize the massive object now embedded upside-down in the middle of the courtyard, because Aizen had only ever seen it rightside up, and firmly bolted in place. "-Is. Is that the North Gate?" he sputtered, the feeling of surprise now turning into something bordering on Genuine alarm.

"I think that's Fortune's idea of a smile." Gin winced. "We uh... We should probably hoof it to the 11th."

"What?" Aizen repeated, genuinely surprised. "Why?"

Gin pointed in the direction of the 11th, and Aizen sluggishly followed his gesture-

CRACK!!

The outburst of reiatsu was so explosive it generated it's own superbolt of lightning- though whether it was the result of ionization down from the clouds, or worse- came up from the ground, he wasn't sure.

"...Oh." He paled, then steeled himself, clenching fists and inhaling. "LISTEN UP!" he barked to be heard over the growing din of alarm. "Our first priority is to keep the city from falling to chaos until we're told otherwise! Seated officers! Each of you take a dozen men and head to the Emergency rally points! Keep civilians calm, and direct them away from the 11th! Gin, you're with me!"

"SIR! YES SIR!" the assembled Shinigami shouted, and quickly fell in as he and Gin took off with Shun-po towards the scene of the catastrophe.

"You've got speed on me Gin, go scout ahead!" He called and the boy vanished in a silver flash of light ahead of him. He could make out other approaching officers- Kuchiki, his lieutenant with the fancy sunglasses and his grandson from the sixth and Lieutenant Yamada and an emergency troop from the fourth.

Another flash- bright red-orange for the instant it was visible- and he realized Yamamoto himself had deployed to the scene.

"Why does every woman turn into a huge bitch when you ask her to smile?" Aizen groaned.

Even with Shun-po it still took him a few minutes to actually arrive, just ahead of the Kuchiki detachment, and landed beside Gin where he was standing on the roof of the 11th. "How is it?" he panted.

"You want the good news or the bad news first?" Gin grimaced as more people arrived behind them-

"Holy FUCK!" Yelped Captain Ukitake, a man who was so careful with his language he kept a division swear jar.

"What the hell made that?" Echoed Captain Kyoraku, voice trembling.

Below them, the Dueling arena in the courtyard of the 11th had been cleft in twain. As had the rest of the Courtyard. And the ground below. And the Sewers below that- even from up here he couldn't see how deep the cut went- it had to be at least a hundred feet deep, which made it... deeper than it was wide, a terrifying thought.

"Just give me the news, Gin." He said, trying to sound like a Captain in control of the situation, but his voice cracked for the first time since puberty. Aizen shuddered as he realized that all was left of Kiganjo were the splashes of red on either side of The Hole's median.

"Well uh, the good news is that the thing that made that hole was only mad at Kiganjo specifically, and has peacefully accepted the commission as Captain of the 11th." Gin explained.

"Oh thank god!" Ukitake exhaled with relief.

"...What's the Bad news?" Kyoraku asked.

"...The bad news is the The Thing That Made That Hole is now captain of the 11th." Gin winced, pointing him out in the surprisingly calm crowd. "...Also, I think he already knows Captain Unohana because he was awful polite without her threatening him at all, and unless I'm mistaken, I think he knows Tousen too."

Aizen followed Gin's lead with great alarm for the second time in under ten minutes, and barely managed to pick out Tousen's garish orange scarf in the crowd. Mostly because of the Giant man in about half of a ratty Yukata and mostly bandages was standing next to Tousen, hand on the captain's shoulder and grin so broad it was visible even from up here. The man had long, unkempt black hair that came down to the middle of his back and some kind of bundle on his shoulder.

"...I guess we go make our introductions?" Ukitake mumbled, and the other two captains shrugged, then jumped down.

Tousen's expressions were hard to read on a good day, and right now he looked so stunned he might have been hit by that lighting bolt.

"-See, I never forget a face!" The giant was saying cheerfully. "Even if it's in a pho- whatsit. The paintings that come out of a box." The giant was an ugly beast of a man, at least seven feet tall, standing barefoot, and had a strangely long and angular face, with dark, sunken eyes.

"A Photograph Ken-Chan?" the bundle asked, and Aizen realized that the thing draped over his shoulder was the little pink-haired girl Tousen had smuggled in and out of the Captain's meeting yesterday.

Uh-oh.

"Thems." The giant nodded. "You alright Kaname? You look like yer about to keel over."

"I- I'm-" he started to speak and Aizen snapped Suigetsu open to flash the assembled crowd and hopefully catch the giant in the illusion before Kaname could speak and blow the whole operation-

"-PUT THAT THING AWAY!" The Giant roared, glaring at Aizen over his shoulder ...Through an eyepatch? Aizen paused, startled.

"You look like sheep when you run up on 'em at the road at night." The Giant chuckled at him. "Keep yer panties on, it's all done and dusted."

"Really Sosuke!" Ukitake huffed, chopping him on the shoulder to make him sheathe Suigetsu again.

"My apologies for my friend, it's literally his first day on the job." Kyoraku waved apologetically. "I'm 8th Division Captain Shunsui Kyoraku, the silver fox is 13th Division Captain Jushiro Ukitake, and that's appointed-yesterday 5th Division Captain Sosuke Aizen."

"You certainly know how to make an entrance, Captain-?" Ukitake asked brightly, attempting to distract the giant from Aizen.

"Kenpachi Zaraki." The Giant leered down at them. The other eye was sunken and gaunt and an unpleasant shade of yellow as Zaraki studied them in a way that made Aizen's skin crawl, like without suigetsu's Illusion, Zaraki could somehow see him naked. Yep. That's an eyepatch... But why do I have the feeling he can see right through it? Right through me?

"My apologies, Captain Zaraki-" Aizen sputtered, closing the distance and putting his hand on Kaname's other shoulder. "-Kaname is a very dear friend of mine and it's alarming to see a stranger touching him." he explained, digging the heel of his palm into the Silence character carved into Tousen's shoulder.

Tousen made a faint clicking noise in his throat as he involuntarily swallowed the shriek of pain under the Curse's command, and nodded in agreement. There- if I can't conceal Tousen from this brute, I can at least force him to remain silent. The illusion is safe.

"...That so?" Zaraki asked, the yellow eye fixed on Aizen's hand, and Aizen let go before he realized what he was doing. What? Why am I flinching? Who is this guy?

"You've taken to your title quickly!" Aizen smiled up at him, feigning cheerful interest.

"Title Schmitle, it's been my Name since before you were a wiggle in yer Da's nutsack." Zaraki grunted.

Aizen felt his glasses slipping off his face without his permission again. I didn't think there was an expression worse than Hirako's 'since you were kickin' in your momma'...

"Ah, here's trouble- WHAT TOOK YOU ASSHOLES SO LONG?" Zaraki roared cheerfully at two men who appeared on the 11th's roof, panting and enraged.

"HI YUYU! HI BALDY!" Yachiru waved cheerfully!

"Yachiru darling! I'm so glad you're safe!" the lithe, effeminate one waved back before jumping down to meet them.

"FUCK YOU!" howled the bald, muscular one.

"FUCK ME YOURSELF YOU COWARD!" Zaraki called back, grinning as they approached. "Come look who I found-!

Fuck! Aizen suddenly realized that when he'd let go of Tousen, Zaraki had not, and was now herding him away from Aizen, his huge and terrible body between them.

"OH MY GOD! IS THAT KAKIYO'S BROTHER?" the fop shrieked with excitement, sprinting over and grabbing Kaname's hand. "Yumichika Aseyagawa- oh this is DELIGHTFUL! I've heard so much about you!"

"Holy shit! You're the guy that burned down that shitass Daimyo's compound down, right?" the bald, clownish one grinned, shaking Kaname's whole arm. "Ikkaku Maderame, it's such an honor to meet you!"

THEY KNEW KAKIYO!? FUCK!! Aizen paled.

"-Burned what down?" Kyoraku asked.

"Shut up cueball, they acquitted him." Zaraki grunted, flicking Madarame's forehead. "Speaking of- I haven't heard form Kakiyo in Donkey's years, how is she? Running one of these divisions, right?"

"Gin!" Aizen hissed, searching the crowd for his Lieutenant. "Do something!"

"...She's dead." Kaname said flatly, still dazed with the... the everything probably.

Zaraki's shock rippled through the ambient reiatsu like being dunked in cold water. There's no sign of Gin, and no way to silence Tousen-

"What? How?" Aseyagawa demanded, the other two equally horrified.

"She was murdered." Kaname's voice was small, weak and he was starting to sway- the effort of resisting the curse was about to make him collapse.

Zaraki slowly crouched down, perched on his toes so he could pull Kaname close, face to face

"Who." It wasn't a request.

With a shaking arm, Tousen pointed to the remains of the Arena.

SHIT SHIT SHIT FUCK!! Aizen felt his heart racing.

"I- I'm sorry. I tried to, but- I can't- I can't I'm not strong enough-" Tousen stammered, trying to speak through the pain.

"It's alright. I am." Zaraki said, voice suddenly strangely gentle, touching his forehead to Kaname's. He sat down, pulling Kaname down with him, half in Zaraki's lap so he couldn't be easily pulled away. "Tell me the details later, ya look like yer about to drop dead. Y'all got anything he can eat?" He glared at the other captains.

Ukitake immediately produced a large bag of candy and Kyoraku a flask that smelled like you could use it's contents for eye surgery. Aizen made a show of patting his coat, and suddenly remembered the two oranges Gin had handed him earlier.

"Uh, I have these..?" Aizen offered the fruits, mentally preparing to skin Gin.

"Good to see one of you is an adult." Zaraki chuffed, taking one of the oranges and handing it to Kaname, who pointed his face at it blankly. "You don't mind if I take the other? I sprinted here from North 69 on an empty stomach."

Tousen shook his head, still silent.

"Good man, you'll be alright. Ta." Zaraki said, taking the second orange from Aizen with a nod of gratitude.

... and then casually bit halfway into it like an apple and chewed, rind and all.

Aizen stood there, dial tone echoing between his ears. Gradually he became aware his left eye was twitching.

"Did. Did you just bite straight into that orange?" Kaname frowned.

Zaraki, to Aizen's horror, swallowed. "Yeh, what's wrong with that?"

"...Nothing at all." Aizen smiled, checking out of this scene. "Excuse me, I seem to have misplaced my lieutenant..." he mumbled, turning on his heel and wandering away from them.

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Kaname felt Zaraki arch his back slightly, watching Aizen go.

"...Uh-huh." he said, smirk audible. "Alright lads, you got marchin' orders."

The other two men snapped to attention.

"Yumichika- There's a woman, beautiful and terrible as the dawn, with a coat like this 'cept it's got a four on the back. Go tell her Kaname's had a turn and whatever she says you say 'Yes Sir' and do it." he said, tugging on Kaname's haori.

"Sure, that's definitely a description I can follo- oh. Nevermind, I see what you mean!" Yumichika said, catching sight of Unohana. "On it, Boss."

"Er, It might help if I'm there to make Introductions..." Kyoraku offered, jogging after Yumichika.

"Ikkaku." he spoke as soon as Yumichika was out of earshot. "There's a man who's older than dirt who looks like he could set you on fire just lookin' at you, 'cos he can. He's got the Employee Handbook, can you go grab that?"

"...What Employee Handbook?" Ikkaku frowned. "Don't tell me you're quittin' the house? Madame won't like that."

"Madame sent me here today on purpose." Zaraki waved. "-But seein' as I just did a homicide right in front of everybody, the old man offered me a choice. Take Kiganjo's old job runnin' the 11th, or get burnt to ash right there, and I can't take care'a Yachiru if I'm charcoal."

"So... you're a shinigami Captain now?" Ikkaku asked, sounding more intrigued than anything.

"Seems so." Zaraki shrugged. "Funny thing- the Lieutenant and Third-in-command's seats are up for grabs too."

Ikkaku cackled. "Be right back, Captain!" he grinned and took off towards the center of the city.

"Oh, shit-!" Ukitake muttered, looking up from where he had been transfixed by the sight of Yachiru devouring the bag of candy. "Er- Yama-Ji can be a bit tetchy with strangers, I should probably go with him..." he winced, sprinting after apparently-Lieutenant Madarame.

Zaraki chuckled, weight shifting and turning his attention back to Kaname. "...You want some help with that, Little bat?"

Kaname nodded, too dazed to protest as Zaraki took the orange from him.

"That Aizen's a creep, ain't he?" he asked.

"Yeah! Kaname-kun told me to stay away from him, even more than I needed to stay away from Kiganjo!" Yachiru nodded, mouth still full of candy.

"Thought so." Zaraki hummed, fiddling with the orange. "You know what's great about first Impressions?"

Kaname shook his head, just relieved Zaraki was here to keep him from collapsing straight onto the pavement.

"They Stick." Zaraki said voice low and conspiratorial. "-No matter what Aizen sees me do from now on, no matter what anyone tells him, he will believe, at his core, that I'm an idiot."

-And with that, he pressed a perfectly peeled and clean segment of orange into Kaname's hand.

Kaname blinked a few times, turning the fruit over in his hands as he sluggishly connected the dots and, despite everything, slowly broke into a genuine smile.

"Kakiyo always said you were a clever bastard." Zaraki grinned, "Eat yer orange."

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Aizen finally located Gin, hiding under the narrow gap under one of the stone storehouses in the less-used section of the 11th.

"What the HELL are you doing?" Aizen hissed at him.

"That thing ain't human." Gin whimpered. "I dunno what it is, but it ain't right."

"I agree he looks like a carcass that's too stupid to know it's dead but that's because he's a MORON." Aizen groaned, reaching under the porch and pulling the boy out by the scruff of his neck. "You should see how he eats oranges."

"I'm not kidding!" Gin pleaded, grabbing Aizen's sleeve. "He's got- I don't know, but when he looked at us? It was like he could see right through me!"

"Yes, yes-" Aizen waved. "-but even if he could, I promise, he hasn't got the brains to understand what he's seeing."

"He's gonna eat me." Gin muttered, hiding behind Aizen, peering out behind him in the general direction of courtyard.

"What's gotten into you?" Aizen huffed. "You've never been spooked before-?"

"I'm telling you!" Gin pleaded up at him, eyes very nearly open with alarm. "There's something deeply fucked up about that guy! He's dangerous! He's gonna find me and grab me and eat me!"

Aizen sighed, put his hand on Gin's shoulder, glanced around for witnesses, and finding them alone, backhanded Gin as hard as he could.

"Get ahold of yourself!" he snarled, and Gin flinched. He softened his voice, fingertips under Gin's chin, tipping his head up. "I'm sorry- it's easy to forget you're just a boy sometimes- but we can't lose our heads now, not when we've come so far. I'll deal with Zaraki, alright? I need you to keep Tousen in line- I've gotten him to shut up for now, but it's VITAL that he not speak to that brute until I've gotten him and his two clowns under The Illusion, got it?"

Gin nodded, sniffling, cheekbone turning slightly pink.

"Good boy." Aizen smirked. "I'll leave it to you then."

Gin vanished with a flash to carry out his orders, and Aizen sighed, taking off his glasses to clean them.

"-How do these things constantly get filthy?" he muttered.

"Most of the filth on glasses is the grease from the skin of the wearer. If they're constantly filthy, it may be that you're just slime." someone spoke up behind him and Aizen yelped, nearly dropping his glasses as he fumbled them onto his face.

"-Good heavens! How DO you do that?" He laughed nervously to suddenly be in close proximity to the massive frame of Yamamoto's pet third seat that he'd just assigned to the Seventh Division. No saftey pins needed to keep the Lieutenant's badge on the tree-trunk arms of Sajin Komamura.

The narrow gap in the helmet stared impassively down at him, and for the second time that morning, Aizen was struck by the feeling he was nearly being seen through.

"I didn't quite catch all that, but I did hear the sound of someone being slapped before I see you, holding your lieutenant like that, and he sprints away with a fresh bruise on his face." Komamura rumbled ominously.

"I'm quite sure I don't know what you mean." Aizen glared back.

"I'm glad to hear that. I should hope that I merely misunderstood what I saw, and that there's no cause for alarm." Komamura leaned forward, and Aizen thought there was the briefest flash of the same yellow as Zaraki's working eye in there. "-There are very few deviances the captain-general won't tolerate, but the lines in the sand do very much exist."

"Sajin-" Aizen scoffed, turning away from the menacing hulk of a shinigami. "You may be Yamamoto's Golden Boy, but you ought to mind what you go sticking your nose into, lest somebody cut it off."

There was no reply.

"Glad you underst- really?" Aizen groaned at the empty corner of the 11th Division. "How the HELL does he do that? It's like being stalked by an animal... Whatever, it's fine- Sajin still has his uses, and he'll forget it by tomorrow morning, won't he?" Aizen smirked, affectionately rubbing Suigetsu's hilt, the Zanpakuto purring at the attention.

"Now, let's go deal with that orange-mangling moron." he smiled as he stalked back into the remains of the 11th's courtyard.

[velaenaa]

runaway \ sosuke aizen x reader (nsfw)

word count: 2.2k tags: NSFW, smut, language, maybe degrading, use of slut/whore setting: sosuke is a syndicate leader, and he comes home dearly missing his beautiful girlfriend authors note: hello ^_^ i hope you are well. i hope you enjoy the story (let me know if you understand the reference)

The light luminates your glowing skin as you sit at the edge of the window. This place was a hell hole, but god you loved how beautiful the sunset looked. The wind blew softly past you as it entered the penthouse, and you breathed softly, making the best of it as you swung your feet, patiently waiting for your boyfriend to come home from his ‘job.’

You wonder what he was up to. If he was okay. Since this place was known for where criminals hide out,  you were right to be overly cautious, but this was Sosuke Aizen, he was known for being untouchable, and being feared. Still, you couldn’t help it. You wondered what he was running from. His beautiful multi million house, expensive cars, and powerful position. Now on the run, for god knows what reason. You were loyal to the bone, so ignorance is bliss. As long as you get to love and be loved by him, you don't quite care, for what, but if he is okay. 

As on queue you hear the door click open, and enter two bodyguards, with Sosuke behind them shortly after. You  climb off of the ledge, and envelope your beau in your arms. He returns the gesture by picking you up by your waist and cradling you. The silence was deafening, and you knew exactly why he was so quiet. He smelled of the cologne you so dearly loved on him, and cigars. He wasn’t a smoker, so it was safe to say, he was meeting with the mob all day, which was the least favorite part of his job.

“Hello, dear. How have you been?” His breath smelled of whiskey, and his eyes were glazed over, indication of tiredness. You gave him a radiating smile, and the glaze seemed to have softened. You tip toe upward, to kiss his cheeks gently, and your thumb grazes his cheek. His grip seemed to have strengthened, and as you pulled away you noticed the guards were no longer there. 

“I’ve been bored.. I shopped at the stores that they had.. It was wonderful...How are you? How was work?” The city was unruly, but it does have a bit of the bustling charm you expected, thus you got along with it for the minute. You weren’t so used to Aizen dressing down though. He was always in suits, but he now adorns shorts, and plain shirts. He was very casual nowadays, but it still looks professional. 

You knew he was running from someone.. Something.. Whatever it was, but you knew that shortening his pants, and trading in a suit jacket for a pair of thrifted shirts weren’t going to hide the identity of a wanted man, but since you were so out of reach from god knows who back home, you figured he knew what he was doing, and you turn a blind eye.

Leading the way, you get him some water, and sit him down on the couch. As he sips he grunts, “It was okay.. I’m not very keen on meeting with these people but..” He purses his lips as if he wanted to say more, but he rolled his eyes, something you don’t see him do often- if at all. Your eyebrows go up, confused at his sudden mannerism, “They wanted me to marry one of their daughters to show my loyalty. What a joke.” A chuckle left your lips, and you knew that kind of threat wasn’t something that would even veer him in the slightest. 

“My wife is my loyalty, these people are beneath me.” He scoffs, almost as if he was spitting out the last statement with venom. Him calling you his wife was not in your bingo card, and that made you feel warm inside. Aizen was a very possessive man, but rarely did he ever call you anything other than pet names, like love, or sweetheart. You were his girlfriend, so wife felt wonderful to hear. 

“You’re so sweet Sosuke.” You breathed, and kissed his cheek, sliding to his lap. Sosuke clasps his arms around your waist, his hands snaking to grip your ass. He buries his face into your neck as he peppered you with kisses, mumbling as he goes. 

“I love you.”

“I love you too.” 

“I’ve missed you all day.”

Your breathing hitches as his fingers start to slide your panties down. You weren’t aroused quite yet, but this action definitely started the cascade. 

“D-don’t we have dinner with your clients?” You stutter, trying to pull away from him, but his arms were too stuck to your skin, his grip to your thighs tightened, and you yelp- oh how it felt so good. 

“They can wait.” Sosuke mumbles, lost on you. 

He pulls back from you and studies your eyes. As he stares you down his hands glide upward, to your tits, cupping them with each hand. Your eyes land on his hand as you bite your lip, flushed at his touchiness. This man had ravaged you almost every single day, but every single time was a new experience. He knew how to keep you on your toes, and keep you wanting for more. You were an oasis to his dessert. Bee to pollen. 

Your thoughts cut short as you felt an arousing sensation come tenfold below you. His fingers swiping gently towards your clit, making your nerves buckle down. Your lips quiver, then purse up, and he continues, squeezing and rubbing gently as he watches your gorgeous expression. It made him mad with lust, aggravated him. As your whimpers danced in his ears, his fingers go downward, dipping inside of you, and your moans grew louder as you wrapped around his fingers. You felt touch starved, a virgin.

“Sosuke- please stop teasing me..” You begged, panting, and going to grip his arm, but he stopped you with his free hand. His low chuckle sent you in a spiral, to which he notices, “You liked that?” You were pulsating all around him. He was partaking in such heaven, and he wanted more. 

He obliges, and he stops thrusting his fingers inside. This leads your high to abruptly stop, earning a slight frustrated groan from yourself. You see him thumb at his button and it comes apart, and you waste no time, you practically slap his hand off his boxers, as you tug it down for him, grabbing gently. 

Aizen groans, his head going back, “You’re such a good girl.” He mumbles in between moans. He looked so delicious. The sight of this man in your hands sends you over the edge. You moan as you touch him. You can feel your juices coating his thigh, and you decide to plant yourself down, rubbing back and forth on him.  This was not something of the ordinary, but lord it felt wonderful to your clit. A bit of embarrassment crept upon your face, but you were validated by the sweet sweet grunts from Aizen, watching you, the lustful haze in his eyes. “Yes, my love. Use my body for your pleasure.” Your mouth gapes, unable to hide your pleasure, you were a bit louder this time, eyes shut closed, focusing on orgasming.

However, as you neared, Sosuke grips you back into reality, unable to wait any longer, and without much thought, he’d slide you all the way towards his dick. As you go to protest, he pulls you down, your pussy enveloping his tip, feeling every single vein, your walls contort to his size.  You melted, incoherent mewling, drool almost dribbling down your chin. Oh you were in nirvana. His cock felt so fucking good.

“Y-You’re s-so big… Ahhhh.. I can’t take you-” You were silenced by your lover, as his lips touched yours, pulling on your bottom lip, and gently gripping the back of your neck, as he fucked you deeper, “You can, and you will.” Biting back the moans you nod weakly, meeting him halfway, his cock slamming into you so roughly-so sweetly. Gentle, but powerful. Your half lidded eyes, the slight ‘o’. Such a saccharine sight to behold. Aizen was worshiping his lover, his beauty. 

“You’re so beautiful when you’re taking me.” He mumbles in your ear, thrusting up, his tip brushing your cervix. You felt the pain, but his charming whispers alleviated it. “I want to put a baby in you so badly..” He trails, getting somewhat lost. His grip loosening, as he noticed you were slamming yourself down more than he was pulling. You were also lost in the haze, wanting to cum all over him, wanting him to cover you in his cum. You wanted to orgasm all over his cock. 

You were so lost you hadn’t noticed him flipping you on all fours, until he gripped your shoulder. You look behind, confused on what had just happened, but his hands glide down your spine, stopping at the middle, and curving your back down, so that you were face down, ass up. This gave him the ability to bend right over you, kissing your shoulder, as his dick glides back in effortlessly. Your groans were back to full life, as he started slow, “You… feel… so .. good..fuck..” Aizen mumbles, a kiss on your shoulder with every word. Every sentence that had left his mouth, his thrust got even harder, more visceral. As if he was trying to lay claim to you.

“My wife.” harder

“Sosuke..” you plead

“My love.” he ignores, harder

“I-I’m going to c-” 

“I’m going to fuck you until i’m satisfied. Until my cock is the only thing on your mind.” 

If it was possible he started picking up the pace, his thrust getting even more powerful at it. You no longer had the choice to stay quiet or moan softly. You started screaming his name, your face buried in the pillows as he ravaged your inside. You could feel your cum dripping down your leg, and he could too, because that queued him to start slow stroking, chuckling behind you; “You came without telling me? Such a naughty slut for me.” A hand struck your ass, and you yelped, your nails gripping the pillow harder and harder. As you try to relax yourself, he started his pace back up, this time, at an angle you could not have anticipated.

Aizen propped himself up, his cock pointing down, digging you out. You were back to screaming in pleasure, this time a fire, brewing so fast inside. It felt so fucking amazing, you were in a state of enlightenment. “Y-You’re hitting the s-spot.” You breathlessly whispered, just enough for him to hear, as he was relentless, thrusting, pulling out to the tip then slamming it back in, so you had felt his full length, his cock once again, brushing your cervix.

Your eyes rolled back, drooling, you were being fucked to pure bliss. Aizen knew how to fuck you so damn good, and he was right, his cock was the only thing you were thinking of. You were dizzy with the thought of him filling your hole up with his hot cum, breeding you like a stupid slut. 

Aizen ran his fingers against your skin, his hands tracing your ass, as he neared his own orgasm. He couldn’t get the thought of your facial expressions as he fucked you raw. Moments like these he wished he had a mirror to see how beautiful you looked as he plowed you.

“Mmm.. fuck- i’m gonna cum..” He declares, as he pulls you back, his chest on your back, your head tipped to meet his gaze. Aizen dips down and kisses you upside down while he fills you with his seed. You felt his cock twitching rapidly, as your pussy pulsates. His groaning as he kissed you sent you over the edge, and you orgasm all over him again. 

The both of you breathe in unison, quiet, your highs coming down slowly. You sheepishly grin, a small laugh escaping your lips, and you fall back on him. Aizen kisses your neck, humming against your skin;

“You did so good my love.” He coos in your ear, as he sits you down on his lap, and takes the towel he’d have on the side, cleaning you up gently. You were busy reliving the wonderful moment that just happened as he nursed you back to the living. 

“Mm.. I love you Sosuke..” Aizen kissed your temple, while cradling you. You urged him to come to the balcony and sit out in the cot to watch the sun set, and he joins you, small conversations along the way.  You couldn’t help but think about all the whirlwind that was happening in your life. You really went from a fresh college graduate to running away with your boss. You were okay with how everything turned out though. You had a man who cared for you gently and deeply, but fucked you like a whore. All was well.

“I love you too.”

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Extra:

“Sosuke.. What is this place called again? And who is your new client?” You piqued, just in case anything were to happen.

“I believe they call this place.. Roanapur.. & the client was not named, however, she is from the Russian mafia.” 

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Can I ask you some headcanon about the captains (+Unohana if you can >.<) having a S/O who's like Unohana Retsu ? (I mean the personality 😅)

I think that would be very interesting... 😶

Ohhhhh, I love this! <3

Jushiro Ukitake: He doesn't mind at all, he loves you either way. It's nice for Jushiro to have a quiet partner who's very sweet and kind. He knows how powerful you are though, so he never makes you mad bc it doesn't want to face your wrath.

Shunsui Kyoraku: I feel like he might be a little creeped out at first, but he gets used to you being super quiet. You definitely scare Shunsui a lot because you're so stealthy and quite literally appear out of nowhere.

He appreciates how gentle you are though, he loves it when he comes home from a long day and you're there with opens arms.

Tōshirō Hitsugaya: Since you're pretty much the opposite of him, your relationship is perfect. You always warn Toshiro when to be nice and he tries his best for you.

There are definitely times when you two bicker over situations, but other than that, you love each other deeply.

Byakuya Kuchiki: PERFECT MATCH. I mean, if Hisana 2.0 were to be born, you were her. Of course, Byakuya doesn't even try and compare the two of you, but you're so alike to her.

He's so in love with you that he follows you along like a lost little puppy.

Mayuri Kurotsuchi: Man tries to study you like a science experiment and says he's trying to figure out what's wrong with you. In reality, there is nothing wrong with you, but he has a desperate need to know why you like him.

Shinji Hirako: Boy, does he tease you 24/7. Since you're on the shy side, Shinji loves to tease you, but he definitely will back off if your eyes darken. He knows that at times you can become scary and he backs off, stopping his annoying teasing.

Unohana: She loves it, lol! You're because the same person, so it's very easier for the two of you to get along. You spend a lot of times together, relaxing or learning new medicine herbs. The two of you prefer to spend time together in silence.

Kenpachi Zaraki: He asks why you're so quiet all the time seeing as how he's very loud 24/7. He questions why you're with him because you're just so different.

You tell him you wouldn't want anyone else to be your lover.

Aizen Sosuke: Your relationship is interesting and puzzling, especially to others. You're both on the quiet side, so there's no questioning there. Aizen can be blunt and quite serious at times, which has people questioning your relationship.

You're sweet and kind, always being nice to others unlike him at times.

Sajin Komamura: He definitely appreciates you. You're so kind and you would never judge him for who he is. Sajin loves that you can listen to him for hours talk about how he's feeling. You're always there to comfort him.

Rōjūrō Ōtoribashi: He loves your personality, especially because you will sit there for hours and listen to him playing the guitar. He doesn't mind as your eyes are focused on his hand strumming the thick strings.

He appreciates the tender, quiet moments with you.

Soi- Fong: You're quite the opposite of her. You don't like to fight or be violent, but she does. It takes a while for you two to agree on things to do, both of you being happy.

As opposite as the two of you, you both hold a special love for each other.

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TXT as studio ghibli characters!

a/n - I was doing a studio ghibli marathon with my friends and thought I'd do this for fun ♡

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Yeonjun - Howl (Howls moving castle)

honestly I don't even know how to explain this. Yeonjun just gives off that sort of vibe you know? 😭 Also Howls ego 😭😭😭 'if I can't be pretty there's no point in living 😔' I think this matches Yeonjun pretty well.

He'd be so cool, composed, and mysterious when you first meet, but once you start getting to know him he's just this big pouty adorable baby 🙃

Also imagine Yeonjun in Howls clothing 🫠 You know howls white top and tight black pants?

kind of like this?

Also fun fact: the female lead of howls moving castle has the same name as me so it makes the movie that much better 🙃

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Soobin - Haku (Spirited away)

I think it's just because Soobin is so calm most of the time? Haku is also a leader of sorts to the other people at the bath house so yeah 🙃 (I'm sorry am I even making sense rn? 😭)

He may seem super blocked off at first but ends up being a huge help to you and a very close friend c:

Honestly I was kind of tempted to give this character to beomgyu just because of the long hair 😭

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Beomgyu - Calcifer (Howls moving castle)

Calcifer is just so mischievous you know? (And dramatic but anyways) He's loud playful and just fun to be around 🤷🏻‍♀️ Calcifer is honestly like my favorite studi ghibli character ever.

I think he's also just really loyal. He can be super chaotic at times but when it comes to your time of need he'll be right by your side.

Like in the beginning of the movie, I don't think calcifer liked Sophie that much, and was always messing with her. But when she and howl were in danger he tried his best to help in any way he could.

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Taehyun - Jiji (Kikis delivery service)

I mean Jiji is a cat so... do I really have to day anything more?

Jiji is probably one of the most down to earth and honest characters in studio ghibli.

He makes a great companion, great friend, and great advice giver. (Also super sarcastic but you know-)

He's the type to be super honest with you and tell you straight up if you've done something stupid. But that also makes him an amazing advice giver. Hence, leading to a great friendship 👍

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Hueningkai - Sosuke (Ponyo)

I don't know how to explain this one 🙃

Sosuke is like this little ball of energy. Always curious and super energetic. He also has a huge imagination!

Throughout the movie I feel like Sosuke didn't really know what was going on, but he knew his friend needed help and was willing to do anything for them.

So huening might be clueless/ innocent at times, but he'd be willing to put himself at risk for you.

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a/n: I'm so sorry that this is all over the place 😭 have of what I said makes basically no sense, but I hope you enjoyed my rambling still...?

[general--winter]

I would like to request headcanons about Sasuke and reader just getting together and kinda being shy and how they are like super in love but also don’t know yet how to express it any it often gets always and stuff if you know what I mean? Sorry if that’s confusing I’d just really like to see headcanons about Sasuke in the beginning of a relationship thank u very much <3

author's note: My first ask! Thank you so much this made me VERY excited! I hope I handled Sosuke Bosuke Sasuke alright, I don't really have much experience writing for him. I also hope that this was what you were asking for, I may have went too far thinking of a little concept lmao. I hope you enjoy!

rating: teen

fandom: naruto

pairing: shy!uchiha sasuke x shy!gn!reader

warnings: canon-typical violence

word count: 1428

summary: After the war, you meet Sasuke as an innkeeper. How do you guys manage to become close?

I personally imagine Sasuke as a guy who really bottles up his feelings, so instead of acting as shy as he is I think he’d come across as careless or not interested. This is probably a defensive mechanism that he’s developed to make sure people with the potential to become close to him stay away. We all know he has a hard time dealing with his feelings towards people he loves, whether they’re platonic or romantic. He just loves too hard for his heart to handle.

So when he meets you, he knows he’s in trouble. Originally, you had run into him on one of his reconnaissance missions shortly after the end of the Fourth Shinobi World War. After the war, you retired from service as a shinobi and settled in a small village in the Land of Fire, looking to restart your life far away from the troubles of your past. The tavern and inn that you run is extremely successful, since it runs through a main road between great villages. You’re known as the keep, and in town, many are shocked that you’re able to do the work you do with such a nervous demeanor around people. It was work you enjoyed, though, damn being nervous around everyone that came in when you had to work the desk for your employees!

On an unassuming night, Sasuke ended up there, unable to travel any farther due to the darkness. He was focused on getting into a room, sealing it, and resting fitfully until sunrise until he laid his eyes on you tending his ryo and getting the key to the room upstairs. Something about the way you scuttled around like a mouse behind the desk made his heart skip a beat. Personally, your brain was already fried because a very attractive, mysterious, and polite stranger had ended up at your inn and you had to check him in. You handed him his keys and you didn’t see him again for a while, only catching his keys in the drop-off basket the next morning.

Over time, he ended up staying at your inn multiple times. (He swears it was by accident every time, but you suspect he did it on purpose. Like he would ever admit it.) Occasionally, you would gather up the courage to engage him in small talk, but his answers would be dishearteningly blunt and he would never reciprocate. Through those answers though, you were able to learn a bit. He was a shinobi from Konohagakure. His name was Sasuke, and he was around your age. You knew it was wistful thinking, as he was obviously not interested, but sometimes on shift you would fantasize about confessing your blooming crush to him. (Not like you would be able to, you would become too flustered at the thought of actually doing it before you got a word out of your mouth.)

One night, however, while you were sleeping in your small apartment within the tavern, you heard a loud crash. You immediately woke up bearing the kunai you kept underneath your pillow. Slithering out of bed in your pajamas, you slipped on a pair of sandals and stalked through the halls of the inn, trying to locate where this sound came from.

Faint sounds of fighting echoed from the end of the hall. Sasuke’s room is that way, you thought, clenching tighter onto your kunai. You wondered if perhaps this had to do with one of his missions, but you didn’t care — intruders on your beloved property, the one you tended to day in and day out, had to be taken care of. Something strange and tingly also stirred within you at the thought of coming to Sasuke’s aid.

As you approached the door, you immediately sensed an incredibly strong seal on its lock. Fuinjutsu was not your specialty, but you got to work undoing it anyways. It was not the most complicated seal you had encountered, but from its power you could tell that Sasuke was an… incredibly powerful shinobi. Butterflies erupted in your stomach at the thought. No! I can think about that later, right now an intruder is in here, you thought to yourself as you finally got the seal undone.

At that moment, though, a body came flying through the wooden door, splintering it and launching you against the wall of the hallway. They recovered quickly, their kunai piercing in towards you. You redirected it, disarming them and shoving them back into the room.

“What are you doing here?” Sasuke asked you as you stumbled into the room with the assailant. He sounded pissed off but… was that a hint of fear in his voice?

“This is my property. I have to defend it, at any cost,” you told him. Any shred of shyness was gone the second you realized someone was actually intruding on your inn. At these words, Sasuke turned to face the assailant you’d pushed into the room, who was glaring at you and preparing to strike. You had your kunai in a defensive position, but before they had the chance to leap, Sasuke’s back appeared in front of you and picked them up by the collar of their shirt. He whispered something in their ear. Before you could realize what was going on, the attacker had gasped and fled straight through the shattered window.

“Are you okay?” you asked Sasuke, walking up to him. “Did they hurt you?”

“Yes, I'm okay. Are you?” he replied, his guard lowering slightly. You felt your face heat up. That was definitely the first time he asked you a question outside of if there was a room available. The fact that I know that is pathetic. I doubt he cares, he’s so apathetic.

“Probably just uh… bruised from that bump I took. No big deal, so don’t worry about me!” You brought a hand to the back of your head to itch, desperate for anything to do with your limbs to work out all of the nervous energy of being so close to the man you fantasize about but will probably never have.

For Sasuke himself, the situation was equally nerve wracking. Before this mission, Naruto and Sakura had managed to torture the information out of him that there was a person he may have the slightest interest in romantically. At first, Sasuke had suppressed thoughts of you. He was a shinobi, running S-rank missions all around the known world. He could not afford to say anything to you, nor did he think his heart could handle it. You would just give him one more weak spot, another point for the enemy to target. His former teammates, however, absolutely pummeled him one night about how he "should shoot his shot" and "you never know what might happen". Sasuke was dead set on ignoring them until the next time he visited the inn, when you continued to ask him questions about himself. Something about the way you glanced away and tapped your feet as you spoke, the way you rambled on and on struck his heart in a way he knew he wouldn't be able to ever escape. His resolve was not there, but Sasuke knew he had to say something.

He knew if he didn’t suck it up and say something to you now, those two would figure out and pull him by the ear to this village just to tell you how he felt, which would be even more embarrassing for him. The desire to prove his idiot friends wrong pulled the question right out of him when he looked into your soft eyes, illuminated by the moonlight coming in through the window.

“I’ll be coming through this town again in two weeks. Would you like to go to dinner after I check in?”

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“I thought I had made you pass out at the time.”

“I remember that night. You caught me before I fell to the ground! There were stars on the ceiling for a second or two, for sure.”

“You probably had a mild concussion.”

“Or did you ever stop to consider I was so infatuated with you that your actions caused me to short-circuit?”

“You certainly are the type to do that. It’s amusing.”

“And you say that as if you wouldn’t do the same thing if you had been in my position.”

“No, I wouldn’t.”

“Yeah, on second thought you would have just stood there and scowled at me if I asked…”

“And then I would have accepted. It… would have been a huge mistake not to.”

[uwabbittuwabbit]

in my head these r what miyazaki ghibli pairings map onto what motogp ships:

-rosquez are obviously howl and sophie, which i go more into depth into here. its also important that sophie and howl get into the fight about howl's hair, because sophie ultimately does go back, puts on her business face etc. i think the timeline would work out like, they get into that big argument whatever its about but marc goes back, vale tries to make up for it with the ring and beautifying marc's clothes and eventually the house in the mountains but during that time its like their relationship is completely frozen even though they're living in the same house...marc considers moving out to live with alex etc. just becomes older with his withdrawal because of the curse. And then vale moves the castle to marc's old home. sophie is also like very much obligated to her family as the oldest daughter (which is why she stays in the hat shop) which is very marc! he wants to make his people happy...Also don't tell me fuck ass bob vale DOESN'T scream young howl to you. say it to my face. u can't.

-enea/casey are san and ashitaka from princess mononoke. just imagine the "im going to cut ur throat/ur beautiful" scene with them...i dont think casey necessarily gets cured from the illness that he gets from the corrupted forest god it just becomes part of him, so its no longer killing him after the forest god's head is returned but still ails him. hes from a super far secret civilization and cant go back after being banished (kind of like how u can't fade into obscurity after rising to fame). rides an antelope looking thing and is so so noble. enea is feral and living with the wolves. hates humans. but when this stranger comes and gets shot in his name he can't help but feel something other than that hatred he has felt all of his life. chews casey's food for him and delivers it mouth to mouth when he's too weak to eat...the same mouth that spat out the poisoned blood around the mother wolf's bullet wound. etc.

-cele/bezz r sosuke and ponyo, but they also have the potential to be kiki(bezz) and tombo(cele) and sheeta(cele) and pazu(bezz)...to me cele is sosuke, the weird kid who lives in the house on a hill (alone), signals ships at night just to talk to somebody and flies maritime flags. likes to fix stuff, has a tiny little dinky car. works as a daycare science teacher taking the kids on trips to catch bugs and frogs but also helps out at the nursing home next door, fixing the wheelchairs of the residents and like taking them out for fresh air while the kids tag along. thats summer though and in the winter he helps out at the dock and on fishing boats. he would love you if you were a worm, in short. bezz's misadventures get him stuck in a jar (he could cry he's so embarrassed) but cele finds him when testing his newest like little motorized toy boat prototype he wants to show the kids and bezz IMMEDIATELY falls in love, it's crazy. you bet he licked the blood off of cele's gashed finger just like that. is absolutely INDULGING in the attention he gets when cele brings him in for Show And Tell/Storytime and explains in his pondering voice how he found bezz. gets sloshed on that forbidden magic juice right after getting plopped back home and runs on giant fucking waves as cele commutes home to impress him. all cele feels is like, mild concern like damn do i have to detour home? i would have known if there was some major meteorological event coming my way. when the curly haired stranger with an earnest smile shows up at his home and engulfs him in a hug, he meets it with the same bewilderment but because bezz feels familiar. consequentially is not very impressed or surprised about bezz being a fish loool. i was just picturing the thumbnail of this video the entire time i wrote this and that's literally their whole vibe. that's bezz in cele's tub right there. this post is getting away from me more than it already is so ill like do a quick preface of the other premises...bezz is a witch and his familiar is rubik...flies away to a big city and meets cele with his homemade flying contraptions...gets tattoed for the first time by some random artist in the woods...becomes depressed...can't fly anymore...cele is the last member of a royal family and falls from the sky after being held on an airship, with bezz as the one to catch him...bezz has always wanted adventure because his father was one of the few people to have ever seen the fabled castle in the sky...wants to take his chances with cele...cele's billowing curls and tragic eyes...all bezz wants to do is make him happy...all cele wants is to go home.

-luca/pecco as haku and chihiro from spirited away. their whole vibe is childhood friends that grew apart and then rekindled imo. when they meet in the spirit world luca introduces himself as maro and to pecco he seems familiar; you how it was on a playground when you were young and you knew everything about someone except for their name? so maro it is, and he takes pecco's hand when he cries about his roommates (pecco's in college and ended up in an abandoned places exploration group with them) being turned into pigs and is panicking about not being able to go home and is generally a mess and tells him to get up from where he's been curled up into a ball and run with him to the bathhouse where he gets a job and becomes just pecco, no francesco because his name gets taken away. life is pretty tough for pecco at first and he's very lonely while luca is away doing missions for the boss, which is most of the time. hes also very insecure and fears luca leaving him because he's not good enough. but he puts his head down and slowly earns respect from his peers. starts standing up for himself and becoming more confident, and eventually has his standout moment for completely cleansing a polluted spirit. luca (a river spirit) fell in love with pecco when he fell into him and wasn't able to swim. even though that was very much an embarrassing moment what made it worse were pecco's flailing attempts to keep his head above water, but that was what endeared him to luca. it was his stupidly stubborn will to keep his nose to the grindstone even when it filled his mouth with water and got him nowhere. that is how a river thinks, and luca could never forget pecco's lanky straggling form as he struggled up the banks of the river, wretched and alive but triumphant for doing so.

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YASHIRO NENE ! - 17 | SHE/HER

AAA HI EVERYONE !!! I'm Yashiro Nene, but you can call me Yash!! :D Some things abt me!! I like my friends (love you nerds >:] <3), strawberry rice cake, fishies, boys (ignore that, that was cringy :P ), romance novels, disney movies, the occult (somewhat, i'n not toooo into it, but it's fun!) annnnd thats it! I'm suuuper happy to be here! :]

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KOU MINAMOTO ! - 16 | HE/HIM

Hi! I'm Kou!! My name's too short so I don't get a nickname rip 😞🙏‼️ (Technically they all call me ed sheeran because I'm GINGER but thats MEAN so don't call me that) I'm an exorcist (please do not ask me to prove this I suck ASS at it), and some things about me: I like baking, exorcising ghosts (WHEN I CAN DO IT IM SO BAD AT IT GUYS ITS HONESTLY UNFUNNY), taking care of the house and my friends and family (even if they call me a housewife, i still love you stinkers), and my friends! :]

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AMANE "HANAKO" YUGI ! - 17 | HE/HIM

Wsp! Hanako here, do NOT call me Amane, I will shove my foot. up your ass. You can call me Hana tho! That is allowed!! Nywho, things about me. I like donuts (ESP FROM THE SUAVE CAFE PEGGY IF UR READING THIS PLEASE STOP REJECTING MY APPLICATION I SWEAR I WONT STEAL ALL THE DONUTS AGAIN I SWEAR I SWEAR), the ladieeeees ;] (and men i swing both ways hmu ;]) [MOD EDIT: Nobody hit Hana up. Please. You'll give him an ego. ~ MOD M], ghosts n spooky shit like that, helping ppl out (yeah ik im "☝️🤓"), animals, my friends, and having fun! I'm a cool dude. I think. [MOD EDIT: Due to the other 4's request, I would like to state that no, Hana. You are not as cool as you think you are. ~ MOD M]

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MONIKA SALVATO ! - 37 | SHE/HER

Hi! I'm Monika, but you can call me 'Mon', if it's easier! I run a club with me and my four best friends (Sayori, Yuri, Natsuki, and MC! Love y'all :] ) called the literature club! It's fun. Anywho, I like coding, baking, piano, valentines day, and the color emerald green! (P.S. Thanks, Kel, for letting me use it :] ) I'm a mother, and a wife, sadly. I'm so happy to meet you all!

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Whoo-wee! That was a lot of people! Welp, at least you got to meet us all! Well, we're all so excited to be here, and thank you for stopping by! See you all soon!

~ The Unington Crew

KAI DREW - IN LOVING MEMORY

Kai Drew was Unington's shining star, a singer, a daughter, a sister, and a friend to all. She was 17 years old, and a firecracker to boot. Nothing could keep her down.

Also, she's not dead.

She just left to go on tour in this town called Hatchetfield and we really miss her.

Girl

Come back girl we miss you :[

TAGGING SYSTEM:

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[cannonfullofcanons]

This is here to clarify that my Gin Ichimaru portrayal is largely divergent from canon, and very much headcanon-based. I know my take on him differs from most. If my portrayal’s a bit odd, this is why!

Spoiler warning! Don't hit the read more if you don't want spoilers regarding Gin!

Gin’s motivations are seemingly shrouded in mystery. Between his shifty demeanor and his expression of seemingly constant amusement, he’s incredibly difficult to read. He has the BEST poker face in the Seireitei. But his motivations are actually much more simple than they appear. He’s not truly evil - but he does commit evil acts, for his own causes. A means to an end. His strongest motivations amount to only three things: one, to protect his oldest (and perceivably ONLY) friend, Rangiku Matsumoto; two, to amuse himself; and three, to survive. Gin is very easily bored, and boredom invites self-reflection. He doesn’t enjoy that. He’s not very fond of thinking on the past, and only does so on rare occasions, when he’s in the mood for it. He much prefers to live in the moment, to have a bit of fun.

Largely going off of what I gathered from his portrayal in the anime, from my best attempt at studying his character, I view & treat him as a jester archetype. Very morally grey. His motivations are as unclear as his loyalties, he himself is the center of his universe. Fun is his biggest motivator, and if something doesn’t interest him, he likely won’t have anything to do with it. He could betray someone at a moment’s notice, or he could put his life on the line for someone he barely knows. He’s unpredictable. And it all boils down to whatever path pulls him the most; normally, the one he perceives as the most enjoyable. But sometimes, especially where Rangiku is involved, he’ll take a more responsible road.

This was why he joined Aizen. This was why he betrayed the Soul Society. To protect Rangiku. To learn Aizen’s true plans, and stop him. Did he do a lot of terrible things along the way? He sure did. And he regrets some of it. But in the end? He puts those ‘useless emotions’ aside. Killing people, following orders, heeding requests from ‘friends’ - all of this is secondary in his mind. Unnecessary, but sometimes fun. They are not top priority, and never have been. Gin is a man who fights under no banner but his own. He may act otherwise...but t’is just that. An act.

The one woman - the only person he’s EVER been truly loyal to, is one Rangiku Matsumoto of Squad 10. Gin would do anything for her if she truly asked. Anything except leave her in danger. Everyone else, to him, is trivial. Either cannon fodder or someone for him to mess with. He does so enjoy pranks. Hence why he so enjoys getting the dumber arrancars hopelessly lost in Hueco Mundo.

Now, with all this in mind? Gin is not a threat inherent. He’s more than happy to keep his blade sheathed and hang out with other Soul Reapers. Be it simple chats, pranks, maybe even going out for drinks - he isn’t against this. He won’t draw his blade if he doesn’t feel provoked, or if he isn’t ordered. He bears no true hatred for anyone except one Sosuke Aizen, whom he has loathed for a long, long time. He’s been playing one very long con, and he’d like nothing more than to leave. But he can’t. And so he keeps that mask on, that sly smile with squinted eyes. Much like a snake, waiting for the opportune time...to strike.

In the end, Gin did survive his attempted assassination of Aizen, if only just. The wound nearly killed him, but left him instead in a catatonic state, not unlike a coma. Squad 4, with a little extra help from Mayuri Kurotsuchi, kept him alive long enough to make it to trial back in the Seireitei; he was sentenced to death, but Yamamoto overturned this decree, given Gin's intentions in his betrayal. Gin was instead left in the jails under Squad 1's supervision for several months. Over time, he was gradually returned a few freedoms, and was allowed to wander, with supervision. Eventually he was permitted to return to active duty, but with serious limitations placed upon him; officially, he acts in an advisory capacity exclusively, but he insists on joining the fray when Squad 3 is in battle. With the restrictions in place, he's now at Lieutenant level in terms of power. He isn't trusted by any in the 13 Divisions - not by a long shot - but he's trying to redeem himself. He's not trying especially hard, but he is trying.

[doomednarrative]

hiroto go-onger for character breakdown?

How I feel about this character:

I am such a fan of Hidenori as an actor so I knew going into Go Onger that I would love Hiroto but man I did underestimate how much. Both as a duo with Miu and as a solo character he's just a lot of fun! I love Cool Guys with an ego who get dragged down to dorkier levels by the group they're surrounded by and he and Miu basically adopted the Go Ongers as their second family and it's great to see. He's a good voice of reason most of the time but when it comes down to it hes just as goofy and a nerd in his own way as the rest, so he fits right in

All the people I ship romantically with this character:

Renn. Not even a question there's a reason they're called Mom and Dad respectively after all

My non-romantic OTP for this character:

I'm a simple man I like redsixth in any manor so I love him and Sosuke together anytime they get more focus together as teammates

My unpopular opinion about this character:

None really, I don't have hot takes about him

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon:

I think he and Saki should get an episode together for fun. Put both the yellow and gold together and see what happens especially with their more contrasting demeanor :)

[torawro]

DAWG something tells me after AIZEN gets his ass locked up ( free my man he didn’t do nun !! ) you would constantly go down to the cells hes been locked up in and take a few hours to talk to him ( during the tybw arc season ) and once this man has been set free for a little bit by shunsui YOU BEST BELIEVE HE GOT YOU UPSIDE DOWN ON HIS LAP AND eating you out like a starving man he’s become over the years and he taking it all like he hasn’t eaten in 45 years HELLOOO !! your back on his thighs, legs swang over the top of his shoulders and he’s doing it with no hands. feeling light headed GIRL THIS MAN DOING TO MUCH TO MY MIND

ZENNNNN ! ! your ideas abt aizen >>>>>>>>>>>>. PLEASE GOD YES.

no same because free sosuke! free aizen he aint do nothinnnnn wronggg!! free him out his shackles !!!!!!! and no because why are you in my brain rn? why ah you in my mind bc i would fantasize about the exact same thing like nothing gonna separate me and my man :( maybe he'll actually say the words "i love you" when he sees how much i love him SKDJFHSDKJFHSDKFJSKHJ anyway. the way i (you) would thank the gods and kiss shunsui's entire face for letting aizen free, you promise to buy him like 8 big bottles of sake and drink them with him as a thank you😭😭 but ZENNNN!!!! UPSIDE DOWWNNNN? NO HANDS????? ARE U BEING FR? BE SO SERIOUS RN BC MY COOTER IS HAVING A BALL WITH THIS IDEA!!!!! aizen being strong enough to eat you upside down >>>>>>>>>. and he's just staring at you with those eyes of his, his gaze never leaves yours! like his facial expressions don't change that much, but that damn mouth. his silver tongue, eating you out in the nastiest, passionate way possible like his tongue is out here violating your pretty little hole slurping up everything you have😫 you are a TREMBLING, shaking mess in his grasp and you're holding onto whatever part of him you can hold onto for dear life because he eat it so goooooddd! there are tears in your eyes bc aizen wants to make you cum over and over and over again to make up for lost time, and to reward you for being so incredibly loyal to him while he was locked away. that make up sex will be so intense, people could be able to sense y'all's spiritual pressure LMAO 🏃🏾‍♀️

and aizen will never admit it, hardly even to himself but he really did miss you around. yes, you came to visit, speak to him, & update him on what's going on up above in the seiretei and soul society but every time you'd have to leave you'd chip off his heart and take a little bit of that with you. he missed holding you like this, misses hearing your voice this close to his ear, missed tasting you, missed putting his mouth on every part of your body, he missed fucking you like this....he missed it all. so WHO GON WRITE A FULL FIC ABT AIZEN GETTING OUTTA JAIL? WHO GON DO IT !???

[my0vershareworld]

𝕀 𝕗𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕙𝕒𝕥𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦

Pairing: None

Genre: Headcanons.

CW: None.

Requested by anon: Sorry if this request is kinda confusing but can u do headcanons for how the espadas would react to meeting someone(an arrancar)like Bellatrix Lestrange

A/N: i have no idea who that is so i have to pull out a whole wiki for this. pls dont mind how i might got the character bad or wrong-

Coyote Starrk

he don't really care about {name} that much since..he never do care for anyone except for Lilynette his friend.

but he hated how sadistic {name} are. he'll mostly try and avoid {name}.

he can't believe someone as similar to Nnoitra is smart. he finds fighting dumb and useless.

he HATES {name} even more because they're arrogant and egotistical.

he hates how much {name} are so similar to Nnoitra.

he don't and will never care if {name} died. he don't like {name}. he hates {name}

Baraggan Louisenbairn

you arrogant little shit

that's what he thinks of {name}

he don't really care that {name} are sadistic. he cares more on how loyal {name} are to that fucking man that steal his throne..Sosuke Aizen.

{NAME} should be loyal to HIM not that stupid fucking man!

....yep that's all he really cares about..

he hates {name}. he hates how loyal {name} are to Aizen. he hates how arrogant {name} are. he overall hates {name}

Tier Harribel

she usually very calm but {name} make her blood boil.

she honestly scared {name} will attack her fraccions if she don't keep an eye on {name}

that's why she be looking at {name} a lot.

she won't ever attack {name} not even once. unless {name} hurt her fraccions. {name} are DEAD to her and there will be no excuse for what {name} done to her fraccions.

she hates {name}. always and forever will.

Ulquiorra Cifer

he never cares about {name}'s existence. until he come across {name} while he was on his mission.

he always see and count what {name} did as a tomfoolery.

he sometimes threaten {name} that he will take out {name}'s heart and stomp on it if {name} keep getting into his way.

he hates how reckless {name} can be.

he always try and calm himself down whenever {name} is trying to provoke him.

but generally he does not care about {name} at all. he act like they never exist whenever he got away from {name}

Nnoitra Gilga

he hates arrogant people.

and {name} are on his hate list.

he's sadistic and all but he hate arrogant people.

he always try and challenge {name} to a fight so he can put {name} in their place and knows who's higher and who's lower.

he overall hates {name}. {name} are weak compare to him. he won't ever fight {name} after their one fight that sent {name} almost to hell.

Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez

he never payed any attention to {name} not at all. he consider {name} as weak and unimportant for him to care.

but if {name} wanted to fight him or got in a fight with him he will gladly kill {name}.

he don't mind it but whenever he saw {name} it always pisses him off how {name} is arrogant as hell. he can't stand an arrancar acting all arrogant and acting like they're the higher being.

he don't and never have fun with the fight between {name} and him. it wasn't fun for him either.

he could careless about {name} but he still hate {name} nonetheless.

Zommari Rureaux

he admire the loyalty of {name} towards the man, Sosuke Aizen.

out of all the espadas he's the only one that think better than the others.

but he still hates the fact that {name} sometimes kill random arrancar whenever it pisses {name} off.

but other than that he don't mind you. he admires you.

he don't hate {name} like the others. {name} are loyal to his lord and that's enough for him to like {name}

Szayelaporro Granz

arrogant PEST. how DARE of {name} to be SO arrogant!

he hates {name} with his whole heart.

he hates how arrogant {name} are

he hates how {name} are acting like they're higher than everything except his lord.

seeing {name} make his blood boils a bit. he hates seeing {name} in his sight and he will rather stay away from {name} as much as he can.

Aaroniero Arruruerie

he wants to eat {name}. sadly he can't..for now.

he's cruel and sadistic just like {name}. but he still hates {name}

he hates {name} arrogance.

he always stays in his palace so he never find himself to talk to {name} or try and get to know {name}

and he thinks is better that way.

Yammy Llargo

he will randomly smash {name} into a wall whenever he just bored and wanted to do something fun.

{name} never entertain him.

he really careless about what {name} do in their daily life.

he really don't even know {name} name!

he really careless about {name} and barely bother {name}. he have better things to do.

[tfbeeredstringau]

Hi hello yes this is my pinned post!!! You can find all the rules and updates here!!!!

•first of all, Mod is 18+ and not shy about nsfw, thus I appreciate if minors don't interact with my nsfw posts. There will be sfw stuff but caution is recommended

•Ask box will be open and I encourage all sorts of asks!!! From prompts (not promises I will finish them) asks or character interaction. I will label each post for ease of navigation

•Rules will be added but for now just be mindful and respectful is all I ask

Blog specific info and explanations for pairings and so on under read more as it's gonna be pretty long:

This part probably will be updated more often as more aus come to mind

Okay!!!! So let's go into pairings!!!

My fav bot is Bumblebee thus most pairings will have something to do with him. No I do not see him as a child, yes I'm a multishipper thus I am not confined to one ship. Starbee, Blitzbee, Opbee, Megop, Wavewave, Opratch, anything is a fair game

That being said I have several aus, different pairings, some of them have romantic tones, some don't, I will tag properly and give each au short intro post as well.

Now to short summary for each of the aus:

Red String au: Beewave(wave), Mix of TFP + G1, war is kind off over? At least Megatron and Optimus are working on a proper peace treaty and everyone is tense but really hopeful. Also, magic is quite common in this au :D.

Bee verse: Various, Most of the Universes, based in a way on into the spiderverse where different bumblebees get to hang out and chat shit with each other, there are two offshoots to this universe:

Spiderbee: OpMegwave with Starscream and Hot rod as their kids, bee gets adopted into the family after he is find on streets of Iacon.

MultiBee: more shenanigans of multi bees but less canon and a bit more oc like characters, kind of like people have different characters for Sans :D

LoopdeLoop: MegOp, TFP, Primus got high and decided that it would be very very funny to send bee through the time stream whilst Unicron watches on horrified. Silly au where a nap fixed the war.

Afterlife misery Au: PrimusxUnicron, TFP, after Tyger Pax bee gets occasionally kidnapped by the two to bond with his grandparents whilst Meg and Op gets (or try to) get their shit together. So far no luck but there still could be hope.

Ponyo au: Opwave + Megwave +Wavewave | Platonic Star&Bee, I watched ponyo, in short bee is ponyo with Megatron and Soundwave as his parents whilst Starscream is Sosuke with Optimus and Shockwave as his parents. Pretty much follows the movie plot.

[hiyorisarugaki]

“Girl story time! How long did it take for noodle brain and you to hook up?”

"WEll... depends how long ya have. This ain't some story that'll take six minutes! I mean... we got loads'a years 'ta cover!"

"I've known him for at least 250 years. And I've liked him for at least 200 of them. Not that I'm countin' or nothin'. It started the moment he started tutoring me when I was in the academy. He'd tutor me, a gifted student- obviously- who had trouble with reading kidou and well... he was roped into lookin' after me. Back when he was a green bean shinigami in the twelfth division. Anyway, I treated him 'ta a meal cuz I'm a generous god and had passed the academy with his help durin' examinations, but when the order arrived, his plate looked better. He swapped ours round and well... I mean... nobody's done that for me before. It's not just the way he's casually feedin' me... but like givin' me something he was looking forward to as well. Who does that? Only... only like family does that. And I'd never had a family. Not a proper one, anyway. Certainly none enough to care 'ta give me a full portion of what they wanted. So... so I guess... I started thinkin' and noticin' him more. Seein' how popular he was. How strong he was. His talent was gonna take him far. More than just a seated officer. I had 'ta catch up if we could still be friends. It meant working my ass off every day. Especially when he became a captain and left the 12th division. I was desperate 'ta catch up and become someone important in the gotei, too. So I worked hard 'ta be lieutenant. I know some people think Hikifune-Taichou just gave me the position, but I never got anythin' just given 'ta me in my life except for my cute fangs. So yeah. I worked for everything. I made all the budgets and rotas and even filled in every position when a shinigami needed days off or wanted'a visit their family. I was relied on by Hikifune-Taichou. But yeah, I became a lieutenant. And that way, I was almost closer to Shinji too. But it still don't mean... he noticed me. Not like a woman, anyway. Like, he didn't sweep his cape of hair and go wow, that's a strong and cute woman right there. Let's make her my bride! Tch. As if. He was too busy going around flirting with so many girls. Geez. I don't even remember their long legs and stupid, swooshy hair." She obviously does remember them. Probably even better than Shinji, because she's grinding her teeth. If it wasn't for her bothering and pestering him for meals, she'd never have got his attention. And of course... she grabbed his attention in violent ways, too.

"Anyway... he never noticed a damn thing. So we get 'ta the night of the hollowfication where Sosuke reveals his slimy ass plan. We survive his experiments, but then... I kinda knew, that even if I did have a chance with him, I couldn't get with him. I mean, what.. he's stuck with me in exile, we actually got a chance now since there's no other competition... but, it ain't easy 'ta confess. Especially when Aizen's out there and we're all... dealin' with a mountain of shitty inner hollows. And then, on top of that... he's got this guilt about what happened since Aizen was his responsibility. It's too much for him. Being responsible for us and the situation and to put my feelings on top of that...?? That's... not good. Plus, I'd changed too. I... I'd lost my rank and prestige and... really anything I could offer him. I wasn't a good prospect for him. I also... had planned on killing Aizen or die trying. And... I almost did die trying. I wanted 'ta confess then,too... y'know when Gin got us. But... that would also have been shitty. Who would say no to the feelings of a dying girl?"

She takes a breath then. The things after that were murky. Or Hiyori had purposefully blanked them out because... Shinji had left. She has believed that there was nothing else she could really lose, other than her life. She'd lost her home already, her rank, her position, her ability to form rational thoughts... even her strength after the bifurcation. Really, nothing else was left for anyone to take.

But Soul Society decided it wasn't enough.

They took Shinji and her friends too.

Hiyori swallowed hard. She still does, hate Shinigami...

"Well... I guess... I guess he missed me when he became captain again. And I behaved less violently too. I mean, how can ya really smack a guy that lives a dimension away? He gained a thousand new friends in Soul Society. I was left with minus three. I think... he must've started worrying and thinking of me more then. That's how he came by often 'ta check on me. Then he kissed me. And we started courting each other and now we're married after I said I'd start looking for houses in Soul Society again. I was happy when he asked. It's like a dream come true..."

[blackinquisitors]

@kido-kun so I have a million thoughts that I've talked about sporadically but I'm going to compile it all here because it would be too long of a reply. here is my full interpretation and rewrite of Harukas character

so I absolutely agree with you, it is insane that she's never actually fought. so I think kiryu didn't teach her for 2 reasons: 1, he's stupid and thinks that it is solely his job to protect her and she shouldn't need to learn how to defend herself. 2, he (according to the writers) does not fight women and wouldnt be able to train her fully because he would be holding himself back from hurting her. so it would be up to Haruka to source her own training

and she could easily go to any of kiryus friends, but I think she's trained by sosuke komaki. passing the torch onto the younger generations, you know? and I actually think Haruka is a brutal fighter, all teeth and dirty moves. mostly because she's so little and doesn't have the brute strength to pull off the moves that Kiryu does.

but also because I think her brutality comes from some deep seated anger issues that she's been hiding probably since the moment she got under kiryus care. I mean you can't see so much death and then see your adoptive father be violent with others on a near daily basis and not develop some violent tendencies yourself. I just think she is extremely good at hiding her true feelings but I think her composure starts to crack when she gets on her own in osaka

I think she became an idol, not because it was her dream, but for two reasons: 1, being an idol will procure a lot of money which morning glory needs. 2, I think Haruka suffers from oldest daughter syndrome and was secretly desperate to find a way to be independent. so when she doesn't have a house full of people depending on her as an idol, her self control cracks and I think she goes batshit. I'm talkin seeking out fights, purposefully putting herself in danger so she can punch her way out. I don't think Haruka even makes it do the dreamline concert, truthfully, because she gets caught fighting, or at the very least being aggressive with people unecessarily. the big moving thing at the end of y5 is not her retiring because she loves kiryu, it's her being fired and publicly shunned because she is her father's daughter. kiryu, instead of being shocked at the knowledge that his daughter loves him, he is shocked that his constant attempts to keep her innocent have turned her into a version of himself. cycles of violence yadda yadda

this also changes how her and yuta meet: she was luring some creep into an alleyway just to beat the shit out of him but yuta intervened and they both attacked him. love at first punch or whatever lol. but I don't think they have a kid at the age they canonically do because I think rn Haruka does not have the erm mental stability to be a mother

but anyway this was my really long-winded interpretation and I know it's ooc but haruka in canon is basically a cardboard cut out of a girl who sings some songs and gets kidnapped so yeah teehee anything I say is immediately better. unhinged teenage girl rights #segahireme

[starstrucklovetragedy]

Hey guys! So even though I mostly post Voltage USA related content on the blog, I also did/do play some of Voltage Japan games as well. Though I don't really anymore considering that it mostly consists of men and also lis these days are either predictable or boring sooooo.... But if there was one franchise in the Voltage Japan that I love to play, it's the Liar games! The game are basically calling out fake assholes and finding the "right" person and the stand out in these games is usually the MCs cause their not the usual MCs that voltage puts out. So I'm gonna talk about them from worst to best. Some people might get mad while some might agree but anyway let's get it

Also Spoiler Warning so if you want to play Liar yourself.... don't read this

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3.

Compared to the other two MCs on this list, SS MC feels so boring to say the least and might I say.....kind of dumb. Like the whole purpose of this game is to get suspicious and gather clues from other people but sometimes she gets suspicious over the most stupidest things, like in the last chapter of the game she keeps thinking Shotaro is lying to her cause he kept touching his nose which is supposably a sign that someone is lying when A. a day ago she literally watched a commercial about allergy medicine and she said herself that it was allergy season so you would think that he has allergies and B. Unless you were like a terrible liar then you wouldn't touch your nose that much if you're lying. Also in the 7th chapters, she thought her friends were trying to steal Shotaro/Sosuke from her when she literally isn't going out with either one of them at the time and she didn't know who she liked again at the time, like wtf. Also another thing is that unlike the other two MCs who have jobs and that's why they have money to get shit, this mc was born into a wealthy family so her relatability is already done by a lot, I don't want to read about how every night she can go partying with friends with loads of money while I can't even bye movie tickets. P.s. Her and Shotaro become endgame in the story and they are literally one of the most unbelievable couples in the liar series, especially on her part.

2. Now people might get mad at me for this placement but

Yeah ok so let's talk about the positives first: she's pretty, she's knows how to stand her ground and fight back, and she at least has a job so that's cool......now for the negatives and the main one is that she's a hypocritical bitch. Like idk if I'm the only one who thinks this but I just don't like her. She consistently judges other based on their appearances even if their a nice person and I kind of lowkey think she's homophobic considering her reaction to Johnny whenever she meets him (Johnny best character btw) same with the SS mc. And she swears that she's like the most perfect person ever when she's lying about her life and lifestyle to her other suitors in order to get her perfect man ugh... Two examples of her being a complete hypocrite is in the 7th chapter she accuses Kazuki of being an addict, with her only major evidence being that he's tired alot and white power she found, and turns he's not an addict at all but he infact has a heart condition that if he doesn't take his medicine he will likely die. And does she apologize for accusing him for being an addict....nope that would be too nice of her, she instead just says she feels bad she accused him and just leaves....with no apology.....wtf. Another example is actually in the squeal of Itaru's story where she finds that he actually knew her since childhood and he has loved her all this time (not sure why, he needs to get better taste) and decided to change for her because she actually called him ugly before in said childhood when he did confess to her and then she has the audacity to call him a complete liar afterwards and that she can't believe he deceived her WHEN SHE IS LITERALLY DOING THE SAME THING YOU FUCKING HYPOCRITICAL ASSHOLE... I'm not going to ramble anymore so just to recap, I do not like this bitch but she's certainly more interesting then the SS MC (Itaru, you deserve better then this fucking bitch and I hope in whatever universe you can find someone better)

And for 1.

Yes! This is my favorite mc and probably the best mc (at least in the English version) in the liar series! First of all, she can actually take care of herself and knows how actually take stuff seriously and be professional about it. Even if she doesn't like somebody she's know she can't flip out over them because it wouldn't be the right time or place to do so, especially in an office setting. I also actually like how they handled her and her ex-boyfriend's (Taichi) plot line as she doesn't really forgive him but she knows that he's at least sorry and feeling guilty about cheating on her with her fucking bitch of a friend, and that they can put it aside and go their separate ways (unlike the other stories in the series) it's the same with the people she exposed, besides some people who left because she either didn't want them for things that were either gross or unforgivable, she remains mature with them and knows that even though that they can't be trusted, she works with because well they still have the job but also they're trying to be better. I also think she has some of the best relationships with the characters, especially with Keisuke, who is her endgame in work and love. God I love their relationship, like it's start off with Keisuke being kind of cold to her but it eventually turns into a relationship filled with respect and even minor teasing with one another, plus he's legit the only one in the cast of characters who actually went to her apartment in the liar storyline and got to be more comfortable with her, god I love them both. Anyway the OD MC is one of the best MCs in the series and I absolutely love her. Bonus points to her having a cute-ass cat.

[lexpressobean]

More ClanSwapAU! Ft. Team 8

Very briefly, Shino and Kiba swapped Clans, but Hinata (now named Nenza) was swapped from Main to Branch Family. More info under the cut but I'm just happy to have a neater doodle out, finally!

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Shino Inuzuka

This Shino is still quite smart but it tends to be overshadowed by how much more openly and stubbornly proud he is. He's also louder with a much shorter fuse due to a lack of tolerance for idiocy. As such, he considers his world's Kiba an absolutely infuriating weirdo sometimes... but like, he's still respectable since he really cares about his insects and the team unabashedly, despite how often Shino blatantly rejects his attempts at deeper friendship. So, Shino "deins" to let him usually lead the team around, at least until Kiba tries to stir things up with others for fun because he's Like That. He also has an obvious soft spot for Nenza as she is quite the fighter and actually tolerable, even if she's pretty aloof. She doesn't open up much but it just makes him want to help her out. The reason he has a difficult time being on the receiving end of a team is because Shino Inuzuka has a not so hidden "Lone Wolf" mentality that makes gaining his trust a VERY long and difficult process, but he naturally cares too much and acts altruisticly despite, especially when it comes to children. He can act very annoyed and bothered, but he always offers help where he can. Yet he absolutely REFUSES to be helped. He has a really hard time accepting people's kindness and is quite the cynic.

Niaka

Akamaru is still part of Team 8, but is Shino's dog named Niaka instead. Mostly because as funny as the Akamaru/Shiromaru conversation was, the actual Original Shino Inuzuka named his dog Yoshiro, and I'm just following that pattern with Akamaru. Niaka, under this Shino's care, has the temperament and character of a trained K-9. Do not touch him. Do not pet him. Do not do it. He doesn't fuck with anyone who isn't Shino until Shino gives the okay. And even then, he just doesn't like unfamiliar people or people who Shino seems to become more annoyed/angry with. He is Shino's VALUED partner (and so deserves your utmost respect) first, a trained Ninken second, and hardly "just a pet". So. Do. Not. Pet.

Nenza Hyuuga

ClanSwapAU!Hinata had a name change, like Menma from RTN. She is a very quiet but mostly because she's thinking. Otherwise she actually has a lot to say at any given time and will let you know. She is full of resentment for the Main House due to the death of her father Hiashi for the sake of the clan. She knows she's always been weaker then the son of the Main House, Hinote, her first cousin and father's nephew, but after the death of her father for his sake as a child, and the way he's spoken of by her Uncle and Grandfather, she makes it her life mission to become stronger for Hiashi's sake and show the Main House what a Branch Member is REALLY capable of. She soon loses her natural sweetness and shuts Hinote out. She becomes much more wraithlike like as she gets older, and people mistake this for weakness and passiveness, but once it's called for or if she's provoked, she gets down and dirty and is quick about it too, which throws everyone for a loop if they don't actually know her. She shows no fucking mercy. Her tongue is sharp, her minds on the money, and you best pray her eyes don't make you her next target. Yeah, she might look tired, but she's just tired of everyone else's bullshit. Luckily, even with Hiashi gone, her family member Ko looks out for her.

Kiba Aburame

Kiba isn't the most... self-restrained Aburame that you'd meet. And as a result, he comes off very unprofessional by Aburame standards. But by normal Shinobi standards, he's just young. This Kiba still indulges in antics but isn't so much a feral troublemaker as much as a self-assured weirdo who loves to debate things as devil's adovate and make people squirm. He's a lot more conscious of himself and his actions and so is more calculating about what he actually says and does, but it still comes out in a very Kiba fashion when he speaks his mind freely. He can be cooly logical about the most absurd things and so comes off immature and infuriating because THIS IS STUPID BUT, LIKE, HE *DOES* HAVE A POINT??? He trusts Shino, but won't admit he's kind of cool and isn't afraid to literally knock him off his figurative high horse. He trusts Nenza, and always tries to keep Shino's temper under control so she doesn't have to. Kiba is also fond of Niaka but Niaka does take a while to warm up to Kiba. He's the one constantly playing mediator when his teammates cause trouble that Kiba himself didn't actually cause.

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I think the best part of this is that Hinata in canon in most languages as her voice go through many different emotions thanks to RTN but I couldn't quite hear Shino and Kiba until I realized that Uryu Ishida would constantly be yelling at Sosuke Aizen who would just keep pushing his buttons as far as English dub goes I think that's just great.