#people with any kind of anxiety should probably avoid NTR or cheating fics

[superiorsturgeon]

Anxious Arkos

Jaune: *acting as crossing guard for the children of Mantle, being hit on by Mantle milf brigade*

Pyrrha: ☹️ *feeling a queasy cold weight in her guts, imagining awful scenarios of Jaune being invited to milf’s houses and seduced by soft, sexy older woman who can cook*

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Pyrrha: *acting as high-profile security for Atlas elites, being flirted with by famous and wealthy Atlesians*

Jaune: 😣 *pacing anxiously, imagining equally awful scenarios of Pyrrha forgetting him forever and leaving on the arm of a rich well-endowed Atlas man with perfect hair who doesn’t trip over his own feet like a dork*

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Jaune/Pyrrha: *clinging to one another in the intervention chair*

RWBY_N_RO: *gathered around, exhausted by Arkos anxiety*

Ruby: Jaune, Pyrrha, this is an intervention!

Weiss: You’re both driving us crazy with your constant worrying about one of you leaving the other!

Nora: You’re cute together, but you’re both so anxious that the rest of us are losing sleep reassuring you every time you have separate missions!

Pyrrha: We’re sorry! 😢

Jaune: It’s just that we read these “NTR” stories on the internet, and-!

Blake: WHAT DID I TELL YOU TWO CINNAMON ROLLS ABOUT READING THOSE?!