#perish sans

[aj-the-idiot]

Bitches? 👁️👄👁️

[cranberrytea451]

I present to you… self indulgent art.

[nosleepgummitato]

no context is needed.

[soppymilkgin]

trying to find shouyou saying takasugi's name brought me back to this panel and god its so funny

takasugi causing psychological damage everywhere tormenting his loved ones with the sight of his smiling, extremely expired corpse

[umuulan-na]

being both into undertale and mob psycho 100 makes the tumblr sexyman competition 1000x funnier. because you know EXACTLY why it's SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO in-FUCKIN-character for sans to barely win just an inch and for reigen to lose the one battle he's supposed win at (when he's already won the other 2 he's not "qualified" to be in)

like. WHATEVER THE HELL IS HAPPENING IS JUST TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE, IT'S INSANE OH MY GOD

[metaphorthejesterdraws]

(undertale spoilers but mostly just headcanons and stuff) I'm Not Quite Sure How This Got So Out Of Control???

(perhaps surprisingly, this one DOES actually have a very small amount of blood (as well as an off-screen death), so I'm slapping a warning here and in the tags. just in case. no massive violence, though.)

i set out to practice with word bubbles because i intend to make a full-length fancomic series one of these days, and i needed to figure out the word bubble tool.

i figured i'd just use this offhand idea i had about the King Papyrus neutral route and call it a day. well i'm not quite sure what happened but somewhere it went from "simple comic" to "5 pages of what the heck is this". somehow veered into angst again. welp.

(if you feel like reading my logic behind this whole thing here's the initial idea i wrote up like 2 weeks ago lol)

i was thinking about neutral routes (...again...) and i wondered, would the monsters eventually reach a boiling point? like, would they get so fed up with what they perceive to be papyrus' inability to run a kingdom/actually pursue getting a human SOUL that they turn on him?

sans of course would intervene, constantly reassuring everyone that papyrus was doing all he could (which would be the truth!), and even getting just a lil bit ominous and scary if he needed to.

...which got me to thinking something else. if they tried to overthrow him, what steps would they take? where would they stop? monsters' SOULs are made of love after all (and monsters rarely, if ever, show desire to harm another monster at ALL), but would they take a life if it meant freedom...?

which led me to:

[perish-the-creator]

Original Comic: X

Blond boys are something, huh?

[baejax-the-great]

Hello! It’s three days until a solar eclipse. Would Agua Caliente Pat and Achilles have plans?

The eclipse path of totality is nowhere near California, and I doubt they'd have much interest in traveling to Texas, Oklahoma, Arkansas, Missouri, southern Illinois, Indiana, Ohio, or western New York in early April (or ever). West Coast people can be so attached to their precious coast.

However, the national park service does show which parks will be in the path of totality, and I guess I could see Patroclus using this as an excuse to visit one he hasn't seen before. The the Ozark riverway would be a good one, except it's not open yet. And if they did visit, it would be all mud. And ugly. So... scratch that. Why would they ever leave California? Do they even have smoothies in Missouri?

I think the better plan would be to wait for the eclipse in Spain in August 2026.

[link-sans-specs]

He is straight-up trying to murder me now. 😵

Mythical Society

BTM- International Funeral Foods Taste Test

[motheatencrow]

(bald vessel based on this post)

[aj-the-idiot]

Soo , how many ocs do you have?

OH MY GOD I FORGOT ABOUT THIS D:

Here's all of them! (And a box to cover up an unrelated drawing)

More details and closer photos under the cut!

Perish, my beloved grumpy bastard. He's an Error/Nightmare child. He's short-tempered and might come off as rude. At his core he's a very curious and determined monster. His birthday is 25 October (2018)

Felony, who is a Lust/Killer child. He is a bit of a dare-devil and very passionate and caring about those he cares about. Technically, he is a yandere but I always forget to do something with it lmao. (If you look at the photo over the cut, you can see him looking at Perish!) He wears his heart on his sleeve and has no issue speaking his mind. His birthday is 7 November (2018)

Chalk, who is a self-proclaimed Cross/Ink child (he is a fusion of their magic and what the creator of his AU did with it). He is a bit of a scatterbrain and loves to see people be passionate. At times it seems like he cannot shut up if his life depended on it. He can get incredibly protective over those he cares about. His birthday is 1 February (2019)

Azul, who is a Swap/Ink child. He is sweet and caring and is seemingly very naive, believing that there is something good in everyone. He is very eager to help and speaks a lot. He is Felony's latest ex. (If you look at the photo over the cut, you can see him looking at Felony) His birthday is 2 April (2019)

Light, who is a Silvaze child. She one of the few things I have left from my time in the Sonic fandom (not really lol). She was supposed to be really similar to Maria and parts of Mephelis were in her soul, waiting to be released and manipulating her in her head. I created her August 2016.

Darka, my first ever OC (As may be evident by her name. In my defense, I was just starting to learn English). She was an overpowered vampire and one of two beings to keep the balance between negativity and positivity. (no wonder I'm this drawn to Dreamtale) Her counterpart turned out to be a child and she couldn't kill him even though it was prophesized. For some reason it "never felt right to give her a boyfriend." (Guess why, younger me. You created her after seeing Marceline from Adventure Time once) I created her some time in 2015.

And my background characters. The first one is how I would personally draw an anon, then two of Felony's friends, some merchants, Elian, a character @canyougimmecoffeethx and I never really did much with and lastly Mr. Woodpecker (he's a pigeon) who is a teacher togehter with Charlie and Tobias. They wouldn't fit but you can see them on the other pic anyways.

If you want to see more of my background characters you can see some old art here and here!

If you made it this far into the post, thank you so much!! <3

[akkivee]

good morning!!!!!!! hayama-san is going to be modelling on komada-san’s photography show today!!!!!! i’m excited to lose my sanity!!!!! ✌️😃✌️

[ethicaltreatmentofcowplants]

previously I was logged in as Lou when Amelie autonomously cashed in their date for the Spice Festival. While my last two brain cells were out to lunch and forgot to screencap it, her text said something to the effect of "loads of free food." Clearly she knows just how to hook a growing werewolf.

Oh, and look who else other than this sad sop once again "coincidentally" decided to show up. Big seester.

(this was not meant to be long but it is, I am so sorry)

Much like Rory, Lou had gleaned Amelie's lack of worldliness in certain matters and had planned to play it cool anyway, but Lilith's presence added an extra incentive. He therefore went for what he hoped was a 'subtle' approach.

LOU: Ooof my left arm is so sore I did like 500 reps earlier lemme just rest it here for a minute... AMELIE: *reflects on how even she knows this is a line*

Someone else also running interference - at least when it came to me getting screencaps of this historic event - was Faiz.

You're cute but you need to get your stupid hair and your stupid jawline out of here, stat. Seriously, look at just how in the way you are. Literally no one wants you here. I didn't even know who you were until I clicked on you.

(Unfortunately since I was logged into the one character who I couldn't use vampiric abilities and compel him to vamoose, we were stuck with him. Then I had to save and restart the game since my screencaps stopped working. At least I know who I'm holding responsible.)

Lilith must have said something to Faiz because when I returned, he was gone (never to be seen again 🧛‍♀️). And everyone else was back to their regular scheduled programming. Especially Lou.

LOU: Sooo, you got any plans after this? Like dragging a helpless yet incredibly handsome young werewolf back to your bat cave and having your wicked way with m- him? AMELIE: We don't have bat caves. LOU: Oh right, my bad. Coffin then? AMELIE: We don't all have coffins either. LOU: *apologises and internally decides to stick to making wolf eyes for the next while*

The first date jitters appeared to have passed when Amelie let something slip about her past (or lack thereof) in certain areas and Lou inserted his paw into his mouth - big time.

LOU: Wait what - you've never? AMELIE: ... LOU: Oh my plumbob you are so precious! I just want to wrap you up in cellophane and keep you forever. Uh, except maybe not 'cellophane' since it's not really ecologically friendly. Save Sulani and all that. AMELIE: ... LOU: And you'd need to breathe and stuff. Wait, could you even breathe through cellophane? Do you even need to breathe? With the whole 'undead' thing and stuff. AMELIE: It had never occurred to me that this was anything to be embarrassed about. Until now. So, thank you. LOU: .... LOU: (Oh sh*t I am such a dick and an idiot I am going to be apologising to her forever can Greg just burrow his way out of the ground and swallow me whole now please and thank you-)

He wisely elected to change the subject, only circling back to it much, much later.

LOU: Hey so, I'm sorry for making you feel uncomfortable earlier. It's not even all that unusual. And it's literally like no one else's business, you know? People get so hung up on shi- stuff that affects absolutely no one else sometimes. AMELIE: An acceptable apology, but continue. LOU: And well, you're so cultured and sophisticated and stuff that I sometimes forget just how sheltered you were, I guess? The whole 'allergic to garlic and sunshine' thing probably didn't help you get out all that much either. And look at you. All those Copperdale boys would have been too tongue-eyed to even ask you to the Prom, no matter how much they would've wanted to. AMELIE: I... was actually homeschooled. LOU: Well, see? It totally makes sense given how you've had to grow up. And this is just our first date. If we end up heading there then we can take our sweet time, y'know? I just want you to have fun and get to know each other better. There's no rush.

Still later, he revisited his apology.

LOU: So I was an idiot. AMELIE: Just a little. LOU: More than a little, I'd say. [...] What's your policy on second dates with idiots? AMELIE: It depends on the idiot in question. LOU: So there's this one idiot. Y'know, about 'yea' high, not the sharpest tool in the box although he is sometimes a tool. But he has great hair and fantastic taste in rock music and lady vampires. That kind of idiot, maybe? AMELIE: Oh, alright then. I suppose. AMELIE: *giggles at the expression his face* LOU: Wow, you really left me hanging for a minute there, huh? AMELIE: Consider it payback for earlier...

Still later (and after some much better vibes, possibly some 'juice' too):

LOU: I really really like you, Mademoiselle Vatore. AMELIE: We say 'signorina' where my family is from. LOU: Signorina Vatore? Then I really really like her too. Whoever she is. You got a number for her or something? AMELIE: You really are such a joker. LOU: But you like it, don't you? AMELIE: A second date would offer more conclusive evidence. LOU: A second date it is then.

The rest of the date went more smoothly. Perhaps because another strummer had replaced Lilith, and thus Lou was no longer constantly misplacing his 'head to mouth' filter out of attempts at humour to mask his sheer terror.

Much like Cinderella's pumpkin, however, the festival ran out of time, leaving the pair to go their separate ways. For now.

LOU: I'll be seeing you later, signorina...

Ugh.

(They talk way too much in my head so you may as well suffer along with me. And while I would like to say that we'll be spared this in the future, they have agreed to a second date. Have a good timezone, wherever you are.)

[mazojo]

Just finished season 2 of komi and I can say now with 100% certainty that there was absolutely not enough najimi

[igbeh]

every man in twin peaks + donna should kill themselves fr. i am for Laura palmer and they all failed her

[puppyc00lmarzipan]

Stopping you? nah I'll do the opposite, do draw sans's death if you want

DO NOT ENCOURAGE ME I WILL ACTUALLY PUT SO MUCH UNNECESSARY EFFORT INTO IT AND SHAMELESSLY POST WITHOUT EVEN A SECOND THOUGHT XBHXBRBD