#pete is going through it

[sassenach082]

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[roley-poley-foley]

Via The Hard Times

[polar-equinoxx]

I’d consider this breaking news because I haven’t seen a post about this but…

It’s Maverick. Staring at Iceman.

From across the tarmac.

Just before Holly asks him “Did you hear about Ice?”

I cannot with this guy.

[lexfoster]

one sided spankoschitz is real to me

[weallpartyatybcpatricksfuneral]

idea:

vampire pete and ybcpatrick au

pete is kidnapped by the Vixens cult, he's The Music Guy of the Chicago hardcore scene and he's got a little too close to figuring out their operation

patrick is an experiment of the Vixens, a kid born from locally famous musicians that they kidnapped and brainwashed into a yellow-eyed, hook handed, violent monster

the Vixens are working to see if the same brainwashing would effect Pete since he is nonhuman, but it doesnt work

the brainwashing in patrick is failing, the Vixens notice this and vocally plan to kill the two of them, which Pete overhears.

Pete shares this plan to Patrick and the two have to work together to break out before they kill them

[cloysterbell]

Pete, I need you to stay here.

[sorio99]

Knowing “Nerdy Prudes Must Die” was the first idea the Lang brothers had for Hatchetfield makes the whole series so much funnier.

Like, did they know in “The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals” that the weirdo who demanded a hot chocolate would be the leading man of the high school horror show?

Did they know the prude they mentioned a few times would be a homophobic murderer who defiled a corpse, fucked a ghost, and became a vessel for dark lords?

Was the homeless man joke in BEFORE the recast because they were still brothers, or not?

[lupuslikethewolf]

in honour of being promoted to Deputy Stage Manager in my school's theatre department, top gun high school/sixth form au:

Dr Kazansky rules the drama department with an iron fist. always wearing black turtlenecks. never seen without his glasses, his coffee, and his terrifying glare (which earned him the moniker Dr Iceman). do not show up to rehearsals if you don't know your lines. death be upon the poor students who fuck around during tech and dress, because they will find out. he loves the crew tho.

Mr Call-Me-Mav Mitchell is the head of sports. you name it, he's played it, and he could absolutely give you pointers, also, do you want a protein bar with that? it's chocolate flavoured :) even the kids who Hate (capital H) sports love him. he is sunshine and adrenaline in human form. endless energy. no one knows why he is called maverick, but even the principal does it, so.

Mr Kerner is the principal. he is also the only person who can interrupt rehearsals and survive. dr kazansky loves him. inexplicably, maverick hates him. nough said.

Jake Seresin is the school's golden child, not even because he's Kazansky's nephew. he’s head boy. he’s on the school’s football/rugby team. he writes regular articles for the internal magazines. and this year, he’s playing Orpheus in the school’s production of Hadestown. everyone thinks it’s nepotism. it is and it’s not, jake just lost a bet to his Uncle Tom, and must now reap the consequences to said uncle’s delight.

Bradley Bradshaw has been stage crew since he was thirteen and an overworked runner, thank you very much. it’s his final show, he’s the DSM, and if fucking seresin ruins this for him, he will riot. dr kazansky should never let that happen. however, this is the same man who, last year, laughed when revealing that a screen on stage had turned off and bradley had to go on stage during the show to fix it. hm. maybe bradley should have re-thought his life choices. also: the turntable. the goddamn turntable.

other characters include: phoenix as eurydice, bob doing lighting, payback and fanboy as ASMs who flirt over the comms to everyones misery, cyclone as another drama teacher/stage manager,

maverick keeps turning up to rehearsals and trying to help because his favourite (cough only cough) godson and his favourite player are both interested in this stuff, so he should at least try, right? kazansky hates it until he doesn’t. kerner thinks it’s all fucking hilarious. bradley is embarrassed but its kinda endearing do NOT tell him i said that.

kazansky and maverick both bare witness to A Moment between their respective pseudo sons and decide the two simply must get together for their sakes and also so they never inflict that on another person ever.

bradley and jake both bare witness to A Moment between their respective pseudo fathers and decide the two simply must get together for their sakes and also so they never inflict that on another person ever.

kerner is cackling. Cackling.

[dyingtobehim]

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP GET OUT OF MY HEADDDDDDD

[celorangeine]

jimmy and eye sight problems myahahahahahaaaa

[misspoetree]

A few silly reminders to stay hydrated

[insp.]

[enthyrea]

omg ur art is so gorgEOUS <33

id love to see more icemav cuddles or mayb ice on the back of mav's kawasaki 💞🧸

never again is ice asking mav to drive him to work.

(tysm anon! i got carried away with this one sjfhhdhfjdhdf I’ll draw a more romantic version of this eventually i just thought this was funny)

[avianii]

here's a few doodles before I take an actual break from Tumblr. so sorry to everyone who I've been kinda ghosting the past week, don't die in the meantime and I'll be back Dec 20th ish. see y'all then <3

[unlawfulchaos]

Mav: You know my motto. Carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.

Ice: Seize the day, seize the night... What's the last one?

Goose, sighing: Seize the dick.

[hirakiyois]

don't touch me. don't talk to me. don't look at me. don't perceive me. don't regard me. don't. just don't.

[roosterloverboy]

Bradley has a midlife crisis and comes home with a mullet