#pfft nah

[chokkohasthehellsite]

The Oracle Of Obliviousness

rated t for swearing!

sabriel (ft. destiel) :)

(very) slow burn

link:

[slaanxsh]

there’s a quote on one of the loading pages of a keeper of secrets basically saying “im going to eat your soul, but first as an appetizer we’re gonna fuck” and a reddit thread of a bunch of guys going “hey, doesn’t sound like a bad trade off 😏”

I wonder if they realize that they likely wouldn’t be topping in that situation 🤔

[isjeonginsoup]

So I was texting my friend (hi Bread) trying to set up a joke about Minho’s Massive Hat in the Get Lit unveil based upon screenshots from Pokemon Sword and Shield DLC and then it spiraled a little out of control

Here’s the Original Joke:

And then below is me realising that if that sticker could be edited onto that photo…

…yeah

^^ we agreed that the first sticker is surprise at the size of the head and the second is “that’s a massive noggin! Can I have it?”

I love how versatile skz’s expressions are

[toffeemugg]

something something stranded by red vox and stairway to heaven fit similar niches in my brain

[rrotostap]

Showdown in Gunland

Once more, thank you @akeshuakeauzine for your hard work! My random AU of the day for them: SAO: Gun Gale Online edition!

[turtleblogatlast]

Do you ship any of the turtles with anyone? or do you ship anything in rise at all?

(This ended up being a lot longer an answer than I intended hoo boy sorry about that)

Hmmm, I’m not too big a shipper tbh! Especially since I really enjoy canon interactions backing my ships, so it’s hard for me to actively like any that don’t really have that going for them. There’s plenty that I see around that I think are cute, but that’s usually the extent of my thought process for them.

For ships I more actively have, I guess I like AprilxSunita! They’re very very cute and I think they have some huge meet cute energy in their first episode together, and their chemistry is genuinely adorable (plus them being featured means more April screentime which is ALWAYS a good thing.)

I also think AprilxCasey (and when I say Casey I mean our OG girl) is really good, as I’m a sucker for enemies to lovers, and I think they have a lot in common and just bounce off each other very well (not to mention this ship in other iterations of TMNT has a loooooot going for it.)

Keeping the chain going, I think RaphxCasey (again, OG Casey) is also one with a tonnnnn of potential. They have a lot of common characteristics, and considering Raph’s whole thing with Franken-Foot, I really think there’s a lot of room there for a relationship to develop. Plus, like AprilxCasey, Raph and Casey tend to have a close relationship throughout the iterations of TMNT and it would be great to see that more with these two, even if not romantically.

Actually going back to enemies to lovers, I unironically think there’s a ton going for DonniexKendra. I know a lot of people hate this ship, but I don’t and I actually think it could very easily work whether in a love-hate way or a slow burn way. There’s a lot to like here and honestly they’re good together! Kendra is legit Donnie’s type too haha (cute, but mean.)

Lastly, SplinterxDraxum is good…when done right. I really like when people take it and don’t undermine the very real trauma that Splinter has gone through. As I’ve stated a lot, I love me some enemies to lovers, so I can see the potential here. Plus lbr Draxum was down BAD for Lou Jitsu when he first saw him haha.

I think that’s the extent to what I actively like? Everything else usually falls into “aw cute” or “ehhh not for me thanks”. And before you ask YES leosagi is cute and I’ll read fics with it if the premise is appealing, but I’m afraid I need some canon interactions to establish base character dynamics before I actively ship it alas.😔 Super cute though, no hate to it or any of the other CanonxCharacter-they’ve-never-met ships, I genuinely think people should just have fun! And for what it’s worth I really do wish we got a Usagi and Leo interaction in Rise like we have in other iterations.:(

So yeah. Overall, I have a few ships I enjoy, but I fall much more in the “prefer to keep everyone to themselves and make the focus family and friendship” category.

[sadboytristan]

Nah cAUSE I know, FELIX DIDNOTJUST— there AINT NO WAY.

The Fix-it Felix Jr fromthegame Fix-it Felix Jr. DID NOT call RalpH,

FUCKING B I G N O S E✋️💀

Nah cause Ralph, "B I G eArS" he didn't have to cALL HIM OUT LIKE THAT– cause nAH. Unprovoked,, Ralph out here– OHMYGOD.

RALPH wREcKING CONFIDENCE 🗣

the fucking grin,, the SHIT EATING GRIN! my smug ass, chUCKLING. Man I'm, sO PROUD OF MYSELF

Nah I'm not gonna lie, Felix caught that mug smOoThLy. But then— nah caUSE fIRST OF ALL, a- ✨️AUuGhh~✨️ nnO caUSE,,,,thE soUND. whYTHEFUCK,, MaN, his ass went "AaUuGhh~ BeLiEvE tHiS iS yOuRs."

Man, he's got the vibe, he's the dad that asks, "aRe YoU gUyS rEaDy T O RoCk n' RoLL!"👉👉 after paying the bill at a restaurant. He would do the finger guns, and the "eheh I mAdE a fuNnY" tone. Man, the genuine grin, like he didn't just make 15 kids cringe. Oh god, the way he was cheering at the race. Homie out here, yel— nah he's not "yelling." He's WHOOPING and HOLLERING, Y'all see it too, right?? Oh man, I'm starting to think this is canon.

Did you guys hear him do the NESQUIKSAND NOISE, that shit caught me off guard! The EXACT same, "oUuGh-oH—"

I fully thought he wasn't going to catch the mug, man. He just got lucky catching the first one💀

[prince-liest]

“Finally finished chapter 2”

I’m so very cool and normal about this. I am NOT gnawing at the bars of my enclosure begging to be released so I can get my hands on that chapter haha. Certainly. I will NOT be dropping whatever I’m doing to read the second chapter immediately when it’s released!! That would be unseemly, deranged even! I haven’t been this “normal” about a fic in forever, look what you’ve done to me!

Ahahaha, anon, ILY. I can at least reassure you that I'm not going to be posting it today (which, for context: it's 8pm PST for me right now) in case you were planning on staying up, because I'm not sure I've hit my own personal standards of writing quality with this one and I want to make sure I give it a more thorough edit tomorrow!

But I am going to post it tomorrow and I do also have chapter one of the next installment ready to go a few days after that, which I do think turned out pretty good, so I hope you enjoy both!!

Enrichment will be air-dropped into the enclosure as scheduled!!

[pieflavoredartz]

did my “go diggin for kiraboss every now n again” n HOLY MARCKEL the eastern kiraboss likers back in da 2010s wuz up n at it dawg they were up n at it .. THANK YOU FOR THE MEAL‼️‼️

[kaiba-cave]

Had a dream that I talked to my elementary school (so like from 20 years ago) principal about why I wasn’t getting any work done at school or my job (not sure if I was 12 with a job or 31 in elementary school in this dream) and he gave me a note to give my doctor to test me for ADHD, and I cried.

Do you think that’s like a sign that I should actually ask the doctor about that sometime in 2024. 😂

[castleinthemist]

i kinda do hate that the more and more i play this game the more i'm relaxing on my grievances with it...although, i'm often of the belief that once you've spent 10 hours with a game you'll have adapted to its quirks...so at double that length i surely should be used to it now. And I am.

[godisasimp]

My ass is tempted to pull for the Firework doggos woman.

[thefirstimagifabricator]

The amount of fucking iterations of composition this wip has gone through in the past like. 1h30-2h is ridiculous.

Like there’s this, where you can see the original intention, but it’s erased bc anatomy/proportions/perspective were dying

And I actually got that anatomy before to work pretty well—but then changed composition to this bc I realized it wouldn’t fit on the page the other way lmfao and also this was more like my original intention w showing part of the chain of people behind hsy

And then there’s this, the most recent version, which I changed to bc I did reference pics of myself to figure out the hand/arm foreshortening and then realized the second one is fuckery when it comes to anatomical possibility (too much neck and shoulder/back strain involved lmao) in relation to the head position I have established for hsy, which I really don’t want to change bc I spent too much time on that and I like it too much dammit—

ough but might change the face perspective anyway tbh bc the anatomy/perspective is a pain as it is and I kinda liked the second layout of the composition better tbh

argh idk

[cheemken]

Knight I know I already asked this twice with the Villain Diantha AU and the Villain Champions AU, but cmon you gotta admit that dramatic reveals are great

So, Villain Iris meeting her normal self, or even all the champions. Gonna fuck em up to know that if they hadn’t been there for Iris when she was really feeling down, then she would’ve ended up like Villain Iris

God imagine Villain Iris telling them how she killed Ghetsis and brought Team Plamsa to victory, and how she killed each and everyone one of them except Lance and Diantha for trying to stop her reign over Unova

HHHHFFNBFDNNDNCDM YOUR HONOUR PLEASE THAT WOULD BREAK THEM

Fuck imagine how proud she is tho. Imagine how fucking proud she is of herself, and normal Iris is there terrified of her, almost calling out Haxorus. The other champions couldn't even fucking believe what villain Iris was saying cause there is no way, no fucking way could she kill someone. How could Iris, their sweet and caring Iris, ever harm anyone???

But that wasn't their Iris, no, ofc she wasn't. It's an Iris in another time, another universe, one where they have been so so fucking careless, one where they weren't there for her, one where they actually failed not as champions but as friends, as family. And god imagine that look in Iris' eyes, how her smile twisted in a manic grin, going in full detail just how she got Ghetsis killed, and no one even thanked her for it.

God just bcmdnd villain Iris telling normal Iris how she and Bianca are together, and that piqued Iris' interest bc holy shit, her crush actually liked her back! But like, the more villain Iris tells her abt her and Bianca, the more Iris believes that Bianca was just forced to love her, which isn't really false, as villain Iris did force her.

And just hckxbxmx

Yo Lance and Diantha tho chdmdn

God imagine them being so fucking terrified at what their daughter could've become. Villain Iris was a monster, heartless and cruel and could not give a single fuck if she kills anyone. Hellbent in believing on the concept of destiny, even going on how she was a god.

"but.. you're proud of me right? You're happy for me right?" Villain Iris asked them, voice wavering, "mom.. dad.. I'm.. I'm a hero now, right?"

You know it would break Diantha more tho,,, if she and Iris had a talk abt her being a hero too, how Dia said the same things Drasna said to her when she was younger, that she'll be a hero, a hero better than LucarioMan. And Diantha saying the same thing to Iris, that she'll be a hero too, a hero better than Unova's original heroes. Imagine if in the villain au they also had that talk NCKDDMDBDMD

OUGH FUCK THE VILLAIN AU IRIS AND DIANTHA PARALLELS MAN FUCK NCMDND

[snonkerdoodlefizzy221b]

Hehe no

[sadboytristan]

Man, everytime someone likes that post, the one where my SMUG ASS WROTE,

"RALPH WRECKING CONFIDENCE"

I was so proud, nah—

Cause I was PLEASED AS PUNCH, to be INCOHERENT🗣

and man, that shit has mE WHEEZING❗️

Cause nah, is that? Man was that how smug Felix felt?? When his dUM--

When he called Ralph, ✨️BIG NOSE✨️

Every time yall like that post, where I straight up R O A S T E D the sHIT OUTTA HIM, only to find out I AM HIM,,, yall I swear to god,,,

that KEEPS ME– it, HUMBLES ME🤡