It’s so terrible how conditioned Fitz was from Aida and the Framework. But May’s programming wasn’t conditioned out of her, which made her meeting framework Coulson so fucking funny
Coulson: SNAP OUT OF IT MAY
May: *protect Coulson senses tingling* what the fuck?
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Sally Jackson (Percy Jackson) VS. Phillip J. Coulson (Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.)
Sally Propaganda
Coulson Propaganda
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Almost none of the teachers are at school today so I have a sub in math rn and Disney+ was open
I put on agents of shield, first episode of season 1. Nobody can stop me
I love daisy!
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The best part about framework coulson is his obsession with soap
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Phil Coulson Propaganda
His death and return is the entire reason this show exists
He is THE Dead Guy of agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.- his death and rebirth are the entire reason for the show's existence in the first place! Season one involves figuring out how he came back, he dies in a later season, comes back again, and eventually reaches the point where he describes dying as his superpower since it happens so often
I know MCU is cringe now but Coulson still lives in a dusty old corner of my brain. Him and his throw-out-line-in-Avengers cellist girlfriend who appeared for a single episode of AoS and was never heard of again. Coulson never told her he was alive... Old blorbos, what can i say.
Coulson coming back is the whole reason AoS exists, then he proceeds to re-die and come back multiple times. Also Agents of Shield has been disowned by the MCU, they deserve justice, and if I had to pick one I’d choose Coulson’s Shield over the MCU any day
Died in Avengers, Came back on Agents of Shield, dies and comes back a bunch more there WHILE DOING THE SAME THING IN THE COMICS
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Mace: Agent May, now that’s a riddle I’d like to solve
What Phil said: good luck with that
What Phil actually meant: fuck you Jeff, she’s not your riddle to solve, back off! *angry son of coul noises*
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S5 E22
SHUT UP COULSON AND MAY RETIRED TO TAHITI??
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Everyone knows the joke. George R.R. Martin, Josh Whedon, and Steve Moffat walk into a bar. Everyone dies. Now, you can be a proud owner of The OftDead Club members shirt. There is a two death minimum to be a member. As Buffy said, "Hey, I died twice!"
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