#pilk mention

[luuxxart]

I don’t remember the point of this

[felixcosm]

I think a better W.BG drinking game is to have a point system (with rewards or penalties) and to cap it at a certain level too.

Case in point where I said to take a shot every time a Mike dies and more than 400 Michaels died at once in the episode

[ghxstkn1fe]

my streamer has absolutely zero play why did they do that

[kazik-izakk]

So, you guys know about root beer floats right? Root beer plus ice cream, yea? So, my mom calls pilk “a poor mans root beer float” since that’s what it was called when she was a kid (60s-70s) So, I’ve got some soda flavored beer with me, and I put milk in it, and now I’ve got a “poor alcoholic’s root beer float” lmaoooo

[lordknightmon]

People talking about pilk makes me think of that one post where someone mentions milk-flavored soda and pilk sounds vile but milk-flavored soda sounds like it could be good idk

[ranboolivesaysstuff]

ranboo is you mention any of your terrible combinations like pilk again infront of the roomies and ruin the boober reputation were kicking you out

BRO THEY LITERALLY LIKED IT WHAT DO YOU MEAAAAN LIKE I WAS PROVEN RIGHT!!! I WAS RIGHT!!!!!

[shinakazami1]

I’ve received notice that there was a callout on me in the Stanley Parable Creator’s Club server and I would like to address it as I am a bit tired of people talking behind my back. I wasn't contacted by anyone from the server directly about the issue. 

The specific accusations were that I openly discussed a fic with NSFW themes to a minor, shared NSFW fic online without properly warning it for minors, and encouraged a self insert ship of one of my Narrator designs with a minor. 

These accusations are false, or blown entirely out of proportion. I have never intended to hurt people nor endanger minors and based on screenshots I've received, people have been spreading even more extreme misinformations, like me being a groomer. I want to tell the story with the mentioned earlier things, in hopes to clear up this matter and stop the harassment me and people received. 

1) Sharing NSFW Fic Online

I have been informed that I posted a link to my fic, "A broken promise", without a proper warning. 

I did put appropriate warning in the tags, however I did forget about archive warnings options and I misjudged that the T rating would suffice. I also had only mentioned the rape in tags and not in the ao3 warning. I will be more careful when publishing work in the future.

I've deleted the links on my posts and privated the work, as I do not want anyone else to get possibly harmed.

2) Filk

I was informed my never written fic was discussed in the discord as well with a completely incorrect premise and I would like to mention the idea to give people more insight into what it actually is supposed to be, despite the fact that it was never actually written. 

Filk (Fernator's milk) is based on a joke someone made from another fic of mine, "Bon appetit 1.5 - Chicken soup is served " where Stanley buys milk and pickles, and we called it pilk. Somebody made a joke that this is like a pregnancy craving and I decided that that would make a funny CRACK fic premise. Again, I never have written this fic, and the only place it ever existed was in a series of messages in a private discord.

The whole point of crack fics is that it has a stupid premise. In here, it was one of my Narrator's, Fernator, telling Stanley he would make him pregnant. I know that this sounds like the problem, but that was just a premise.

What really happens in the fic is that Fernator tells Stanley about human reproduction but after that, the majority of the fic is a sfw adventure on how viruses, bacteria, and plants reproduce. 

With bacteria, Stanley just gets copied, with viruses, Fernator creates a computer virus and it doesn't work so they move on, and with plant, the title filk comes in which is milk with fern spores in it. It ends up just in Stanley's foot. The end goal was for them to just get the cutout Baby as their child and then, the main fic that I talked about would end. After a while, they would realise they didn't really succeed and would try to make something, pouring filk onto Fernator and creating Pickle Rick.

The accusations of this being a non con confuse me as Stanley is happy to be brought onto this journey and there are no actual sexual activities involved in this not written project. 

3) Art with minor

One person was very supportive of one of my Narrators, Jester (they drew him a bit), and even started to call him their husband. Since they're my friend, I wanted to make them happy, so I drew something I deemed wholesome and platonic. They also took my drawing this way. 

In my eyes at the time, when I made the art, I never thought of this 'ship' as anything other than admiration for a design. 

However, that context got lost when they reposted my art on that server with my permission. 

I now see how people could think otherwise and I will be far more wary about this topic in the future.

However, while the announcement didn't use the exact word 'groomer', it highly implied it. I feel wronged for that as I received a lot of harassment in my direct messages. 

I would like a statement and an apology from the announcers because their words caused a lot of harm.

4) Conclusion

I want to finish this off with being honest about the mistakes I've made of not properly checking sfw spaces - which started all this - and talking about suggestive matters within them. The fanfiction link was certainly a slip up but I will be more careful in the future of what I post. 

However - I also want to say that it's not okay to harass people who got involved in this.

I myself have received false accusations already and seen my work be misinterpreted. I only learnt about this through buds giving me a notice and I do ask, if a similar situation would ever occur, which I don't plan on, to message me directly first about my mistake.

In the future, I will remember to double check where I discuss my fic ideas and I'll do everything in my power for this situation not to repeat. 

Thank you for reading.

[hirsheyskisses]

Can I request for Vox Akuma with Reader accidentally said how handsome he is?

❝Is it hot in here, or is it just you?❞

┆Vox Akuma x GN!Reader

┆┆Fluff (mentions of drinking.)

You and Vox had been friends for a long time. Pretty much since you'd joined up with Nijisanji. Somehow managing to get into a twitter spat over Pilk with none other than the voice demon, Vox Akuma.

Which is how your friendship began to blossom into something more.

His unseiso nature actually mixed pretty well with your own; you finely walking the line between seiso and unseiso. You could be so wholesome most of the time, yet in some cases, mostly seen with Vox, Mysta, or Luca; you would whip out the dirtiest comebacks imaginable. And to say Vox had been taken by surprise the first time you had was an understatement.

You'd be lying if you said you didn't notice how handsome Vox was; his piercing golden eyes, toned body, soft hair, cute smile, oh- you could go on and on about it. But never once did you tell him. After all, that'd damage your image of being one of the one's Vox could never get!

But, unfortunately for you, you were a pretty talkative drinker. This being your first drinking stream and all..

"Voxxxxxxyyyyyy~" You sang. Vox had just joined your call. when you were so deep..

"Well hello there, (Name)." Vox chuckled, watching your model so cutely sway back and fourth on the screen. "You're so handsome, yknow thattt? So pretty n .. oh. Ohh shit i wasn't- aHHHHHHHH."

Your voice broke off into a half scream, half choking on the water you were about to drink. Your drunken mind only realizing a second too late you shouldn't have said that. "i take it BACK-"

"Ohhh?~ Does little (Name) think I'm handsome?" "i do nOT-" Vox cut you off. He had obviously leaned closer to his mic, voice deepening purposefully.

"If you ask me, (Name).. i think you're quite sexy yourself."

Your face flushed, mouth gaping, visible on the screen. Chat was going wild, but you didn't waste time reading it; instead, you could just stare stupidly at your monitor for a moment before..

"Is it hot in here, or is it just you, Voxxy-"

HELP i realize my fics are getting a little short but yknow what, i like writing drabbles rn--

[noellevanious]

Apparently people used to actually make pilk??? Apropos of nothing my mom just told me she used to make pilk?? I don't even know why people talk about pilk this much I never even mentioned it to her. It's a real thing?

[pixiecaps]

WHY THE FUCK WOULD HE MENTION THE PILK YOU

[yellowhearther0]

im getting the vibes that ranboo mentioned pilk to whoever he was trying to pull. not sure tho

[luuxxart]

he’s making pilkshakes for Goro’s birthday what a lovely lad ((also, for your listening pleasure))

[felixcosm]

wouldn't it be cool to make a woe.begone cookbook - just a collection of foods mentioned in the show.

of course including

biscuits and gravy

gluten free granola bars

baked rigatoni

edgar's gluten free pastries

felix's biscuits and gravy

sly's bloody ribs

olive pizza deluxe

dog biscuit cake

honorary pilk mention

cannonball's hostage special (chicken nuggets and ramen)

billberry (tart/pastries)

[staryarn]

I DONT WANT A LOT FOR CHRISTMAS ; THERE IS JUST ONE THING I NEED ; I DOJT CARE ABOUT THE PRESENTS ; UBDERNEATH THE CHRISTMAS TREE ; I JUST WANT TO TASTE MY OWN ; MORE THAN YOU COULD EVER KNOW ; SOMETHING OF DUAL ILK ; ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS; IS PILK

MARIAH CAREY IS THAT YOU (OR PERHAPS A CERTAIN DEMON STREAMER WHO MENTIONS PILK A LOT) MAYBE LINDSAY LOHAN???

(Bonus ++)

[ranboo-pictures-for-boobers]

how can we still care about ranboo when he likes pilk(popcorn milk)?

im just kinda pretending he never mentioned it....

[sobredunia]

Daya, give me ideas for chapter 2 of the "pov: dayin left to get the pilk" fic

In order to summon Dayin you have to scream "Ghost Trick is bad" and I will appear in your room at night and beat you to death

Have Ash mention BTS at some point. This is extremely crucial

Also maybe have like one of those magical girl pets? But it's actually just Pat in a fursuit and he's been integrated to the gang as a stray puppy and the bit has been going on for too long he can't come out and say he's actually just some guy