I just saw a post that brought up the fact that Ed totally has to have a scar from that time in Brotherhood when he got impaled, and I was like "oh I totally forgot that was a thing" and my fiance didn't quite hear me so I told him about the post and he thought they meant that time in 03 when Envy was a dick because he forgot about Brotherhood too. (I watch more 03 than Brotherhood because I personally think Envy is hotter in it, the Homunculi have more depth of character, and it was my original FMA jam so it holds a special place in my heart) That led to me reminding him and then this bit of shower/gremlin thoughts on my part:
1.) Envy was very rude for stabbing Ed in the chest.
2.) A bonding opportunity for them was missed by him doing so.
a.) Ed could've been like, "Man, I don't really like our dad all that much either, to be honest."
Envy could've been like, "Oh, God, he's the fucking worst"
And Ed would be like, "I know, right?!"
i.) They'd just be sitting there, bonding over their mutual dislike of Hohenheim, but it would be super awkward because it's all happening in that city under Central.
ii.) Gluttony is still eating Al
iii.) Al's like, "Bro, what the hell? I'm literally going to die here"
iv.) Dante's like, "Wait, no, Envy, you actually improving your dumpster fire mental health is not how this was supposed to go, knock that shit off i still need a minion that won't eat me on sight"
v.) Rose is mind controlled into oblivion
vi.) Her baby's crying because, let's be real, he messed himself forever ago and no one seems to fucking care
3.) The last couple episodes are legit just Ed and Envy bashing Hohenheim for not being able to handle situations involving his offspring in a proper and considerate manner, and Envy calling Dante the worst mom in the history of Amestris.
a.) Eventually, they figure out how to stop Gluttony from eating Al and use the Stone to get his body back.
b.) Al thinks the whole thing is super awkward because Envy and Ed are getting along, and he legit can't process that specific level of buggery right now.
c.) The series ends with Winry freaking out about there being a Homunculus around, Pinako being totally nonplussed because she's old and nothing bugs her anymore, Al slowly coming to terms with the fact that they appear to be stuck with Envy for the foreseeable future, Ed and Envy being total bros with eachother, and Den being nominated Best Good Girl In Amestris.
4.) This is better than the original ending and I will hear no other opinion
a.) Fight me.
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Retirement Home Rumble: Semifinals
Side A
*DISCLAIMER (PLEASE READ):
TFC was a beloved youtuber who sadly passed away last year. He was submitted and then included in this tournament as a way to honor his memory. I do not want to see anyone being toxic or disrespectful to his memory. Feel free to spread propaganda and vote for who you want, but anyone crossing a line will be blocked
Why they would crush the other geezers under the cut:
WARNING: There may be spoilers
Old Queens Propaganda:
Iroh and TFC Propaganda:
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Hohenheim coming back to Resembool and asking Pinako Rockbell to take her family and leave the country, only for Pinako to refuse and say she needs to stay for the people who need a place to come home to
And then Edward coming back to Resembool and asking Winry to take her family and leave the country, only for her to refuse, refusing to entertain the idea that the boys wouldn't come back home to her
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