#pipalypso is just

[siily-vinceeeee]

"caleo is better!!" "no valgrace!!" "no jasper!!'

cant they just all kiss

[brooklyn-house]

Piper

hiiiiii thank you!!! i'm slowly going through these, but be assured that i appreciate each and every one of them cx

honestly, i'm such a fan of the idea of piper knowing she's a she/they sapphic before hera rattled in their brain. it makes the experience even more terrifying methinks. this piece of your identity erased, you're back to square one, especially if she later realizes this. great potential tbh

as for my favourite ship, i genuinely really like pipalypso, and the idea of, if anyone, piper being the one to land on ogygia in hoh and having this cleansing from the idea that their life is defined by boys together with calypso. i think it would be an interesting subversion and way to explore it. i, as any other hoo fan, have my fair share of thoughts on caleo, but i did feel like "oh this guy is so scrawny so i'll hate him" is pretty weak as a premise for an enemies-to-lovers-ish thing. (also, as with any ship, i think both of pipalypso would be bad at communicating their needs and there's definitely versions where it ends badly. but it also at least gives piper a clear-cut want and thing to go after of her own agency, and would bring up more interesting aspects of both her and possibly calypso's character.)

i also quite like pipeyna :) i just think the whole jasiper/jeyna thing is such a fun narrative point. them being weird about each other to the point where they can't quite distinguish of who they're jealous, and why they're so angry, and oh, oh. i think we'll be seeing each other again soon (never interacted again) is also the funniest possible way to make them end. and they definitely would help each other murder somebody and then carry it to their graves or whatever.

side note but i don't really talk about piper much because i feel that in the books, she doesn't have that much of a characterization, and the little that she does have is butchered by the fandom to an impossible degree.

anyway, here's the headcanons!

wears a lot of oversized flannels

would not be caught dead in form-fitting clothing. billie eilishes their way through the majority of their early life (like to her twenties)

generally pretty introverted, and finds it kinda hard to make friends. chb makes them open up a bit more, but still, if it weren't for the argo ii, she'd probably be still talking only to leo and annabeth.

likes to hang out with the dryads and naiads and satyrs :) finds it easier to talk to spirits than people haha

not to say that they're socially anxious - when they need it, they are really skilled at talking to people. it's just that piper prefers their silence and it's pretty hard to get into their inner circle.

likes to read quite a lot. mostly detective novels (it's always fun trying to figure out the plot before it's revealed). swears on agatha christie novels.

wears lots of caps, ultimately causing people to sometimes mistake them for a young boy

has a pretty anti-drug attitude, but since their baseline was set by hollywood father, i think she'd just say shit like "holy crap no drugs are bad don't do drugs" and "no but weed doesn't count. any alcohol under 15% also" and be completely serious about both

has like a 2007 phone that you can only find in the depths of internet marketplaces and swears by it. it's probably one of those funky models that lights up too

i think she'd really like swimming. i'm getting vibes. but would only go when the lake is empty (something about body image and perception of others)

had her ear pierced by a classmate in one of the schools she went to before wilderness

[thesun-isa-dick]

watch me once again ship another wlw ot3 that absolutely NO ONE else ships— pipalypsobeth

the aesthetic mostly based off a hurt/comfort i don't have the energy to write properly but i'll leave my hcs under the cut 🙏

sometimes calypso has dreams about being back on ogygia. though they're not particularly scary or nightmarish, she always wakes up feeling so unnerved and vulnerable about it ig?

one day she wakes up alone in the bed after one of those dreams and panics and she can't help but cry a little bit

piper walks back into the bedroom w a cup of tea for her gf and sees her crying and wow gotdamn she never wants to see cal upset ever again

she calls in annabeth and they just just cuddle and eat breakfast in bed together while it's raining outside :)

[deadangelo]

ok but like... imagine if piper ended up on ogygia instead of leo

[bugsongs]

pipalypso replied to your post “the newspaper review of dumbo claimed that “thanks to the greatest...”

circus culture is always hot if youre a clownfucker can i get a yeehonk

you’re a menace and i love that about you but i can’t back you up on this one sorry

[bleeding-star-heart]

Yes! Oh my gosh! You are so right, @pipermcbadass​! And that’s not even the TIP of the iceberg! I mean, Leo is what, sixteen? Whereas Calypso is an immortal adult who’s been many sexual relationships with ADULT MEN!!!

I can’t STAND Caleo! Or any ship involving Calypso, honestly. She’s basically become the fandom’s Launcher of a Thousand Ships, despite the fact that most of the characters are TEENAGERS and she’s a FULLY GROWN WOMAN!! 

Honestly, people are so hypocritical. You’re all up in arms if the adult is a man, but if the adult is a female, NOBODY CARES!!!

hi remember when rick gave leo the most random love interest and destroyed his story line instead of letting him become a character who depends on his friends and learns to accept himself through self love and friendship......me too :-)

[seattlesea]

✨My Opinions on Random Fanon Ships in Percy Jackson✨

Theyna- MY FAVORITE SHIP IN THE ENTIRE FRANCHISE 😭. They had so much chemistry, potential, and naturally amazing and hilarious dialogue. I fell in love right away. They have so much in common and feel so right for each other, doesn’t matter if they’re Hunters. Besides- Reyna got rejected by the brother, so what better thing to do than to steal his sister? My queens deserve each other-

Tratie- I have no idea where this came from or why it’s so well-loved, but I like it. It’s a really cute concept though I wish their friendship was expanded on more in the books

Clarilena- Honestly yes. If Clarisse didn’t have Chris, she definitely should’ve gotten together with Silena. The butch and the femme will always be one of the most iconic relationship tropes ever, plus their chemistry and how close they were was really cute and interesting

Reynabeth- Lowkey. If Annabeth wasn’t dating Percy (and Theyna didn’t exist) Reyna would probably be my first choice for Annabeth. They had more chemistry in that one New Rome tour chapter than Percy and Annabeth had in 12+ books and had so much potential as intelligent badass leaders

Pipabeth- ew. Riordan says they’re BFFs and then degrades Annabeth for Piper’s sake, never shows them doing anything friends do, and they never talk, hang out, etc. and their friendship was never explained or expanded on. Kinda just seemed like Riordan created it for the sole purpose of giving Annabeth a BFF and to make the readers like Piper more by having Annabeth like her too despite them being polar opposites and realistically would’ve argued ten times a day

Thaliabeth- pedophila??? and lowkey honorary incest???

Lukabeth- YUCK same thing as Thaliabeth but even worse and toxic af

Pipeyna- nah sis my queen deserves better than some kid who stole her boyfriend then thought she could talk to her about her love life even though was the one who ruined it and made her feel even more lonely, bitter, and shitty without an apology. Also a not-expanded-on-or-explained friendship that made no sense

Perachel- Amazing. So much chemistry and naturally flowing dialogue that just made sense plus it’s super healthy and realistic. Doesn’t deserve all the hate it gets

Dreyna- Lowkey kinda cute. Reyna showing Drew how to fight, Drew and Reyna doing each other’s hair and makeup, Reyna teaching Drew to be nicer, etc.

Jercy- Meh. Their bromance was kind of bland and the fandom over-exaggerates it. They hated each other more than they liked each other, but the potential was definitely there

Valgrace- GIRL YES. Literally gay Frazel and their friendship was so cute but left in the dark honestly my favorite ship besides Theyna

Valdangelo- Yeah kinda. They have a lot in common and could talk to each other about their similar pasts and trauma, plus they’re actually quite similar

Racheyna- I wouldn’t mind it. The artist and the war goddess’ daughter is a cute concept

Jasico- Not really. I don’t really see them being anything more than friends

Perleo- Sassy best friends and sassy boyfriends

Thalico- girl stop with the pedophilia-

Pipalypso- This exists? Why???

Rachabeth- The concept of Rachel having a crush on Percy and Annabeth during BoTL is a concept the world can’t handle but my queen deserves better than some blondie who went ‘you’re friends with my boyfriend and you have different genitals than him? I’m going to hate on you for two years straight for no reason ❤️’

Pipeynabeth- I like Reynabeth but Pipabeth and Pipeyna I don’t so nah 

Pipalia- Thalia would’ve realistically hated Piper (and so should’ve Annabeth) for her charmspeak ability (Luke controlled by Kronos who?) and they have absolutely nothing in common or any chemistry so no

Leyna- Honestly sort of. Their concept is cute. Reyna could teach Leo to be a stronger fighter and how to be a better leader and Leo could teach Reyna to let loose. Good friends at least

Perzoe- My queen deserves better than some arrogant douche who went ‘is that the guy who broke the heart of the girl who sacrificed herself to save me? no it isn’t ❤️′

Pipazel- Honestly makes no sense. They didn’t share any moments whatsoever in the books and barely make good friends much less good girlfriends

Thalypso- This also exists???

Perlia- My queen deserves better than some arrogant douche who went ‘we were best friends and have a lot in common? no we weren’t ❤️′

Perlypso- Even tho I don’t really like her this girl deserves better than some arrogant douche who went ‘you saved and healed me and I promised to take you off your imprisonment island? no I didn’t ❤️′

Thalianca- Also pedophilia???

Liper- My baby boy deserves better than some girl who went ‘we were best friends for months and knew each other before we knew we were demigods? no we weren’t ❤️’ like girl didn’t even bother thinking about checking on her so-called best friend cause she was too busy drooling all over her boyfriend-

Thaloe- Low-key cute if they weren’t arguing 24/7

Pernico- Not really. Percy doesn’t care that much about Nico and I’m pretty sure Nico is over his neglectful ass

Perluke- GIRL WHAT-

Pipachel- My artistic queen deserves better than to be shipped with Piper like this

Octachel- My artistic queen deserves better than to be shipped with Octavian like this

Lazel- Lowkey tho. They were good friends at least and their backstory was interesting

Jeyna- GIRL YES 😭 They had so much potential and had a lot in common and probably shared so many cute moments and memories in their 4+ years of knowing each other and their backstory was so tragic like why would anyone pick Jiper over Jeyna I don’t understand- Riordan give us a backstory NOW-

[desperauxtilling]

for the shipping meme: heroes of olympus and hadestown

heroes of olympus

lowkey otp

piper/leo/jason is best polyam

highkey notp

will and nico. bad dynamic. bad canon. 

[softly] don’t notp

jason and percy is SO boring and uncompelling lmao do better

highkey otp but i’m scared of saying it because it’s not a very popular choice

frank and leo!!!!!<33333 so much wasted potential

highkey otp and anyone on my tumblr knows it

god any of the sapphic ships, anything with reyna and piper is!!! impeccable. pipeyna? flawless. reynabeth? incredible. pipalypso? dreyna? annabeth and rachel? clarisse and silena? literally all of them are amazing. also jasico and jeyna which both have very sapphic energies to them. they...

hadestown

lowkey otp

i mean why did they cut the verse with persephone and eurydice??? i get it but damn. imagine.

highkey notp

mmh probably hades and orpheus bcos that just seems dumb lmao

[softly] don’t notp

tall chorus man x orpheus ? idkhffjdgd

highkey otp but i’m scared of saying it because it’s not a very popular choice

orpheus and persephone.... mh. especially damon daunno and amber gray. very good. 

highkey otp and anyone on my tumblr knows it

hades and persephone being in love is radical and amazing. amber gray is a literal goddess. patrick pages voice moves mountains. hmhmhmhmhmhm. and of course orpheus and eurydice! <3

[mudstoneabyss]

piper: babe,,, we don't need any more plants calypso, carrying three (3) cacti: what

[yidiyada]

Pipalypso really got screwed over by the sleep schedule post lmao somebody just co-opted it and made it reblog bait

[anonabethchase]

Pipalypso Bromance

I will guarantee you 10000% Rick will make Calypso and Piper bond not only off of their care and love for Leo and his stupid ways but also they're amazing singing voices just imagine: •Piper first discovering how good Calypso's voice is by singing with her to a mainstream song (you name it, its playing out in your song) •Them being just as loud as the Apollo cabin or possibly louder than everyone else •Can duet by singing simultaneously or taking turns •Getting so much compliments from the Aphrodite cabin and Apollo cabin •Leo and Jason being mesmerized but afterwards they're chests puff and they are like "That's my girlfriend everyONE MY GIRLFRIEND"

[bugsongs]

pipalypso replied to your photo “hey should i use this flower stem side up bc it looks better or…”

stem

normal things are for stra*ght people

thats honestly the most valid answer i can get i think of

[bugsongs]

tagged by @craniuum to expose my spotify on repeat playlist... which is bad timing bc i just got spotify on my phone so i use it more 😭😭

im tagging @zaatanna @brucewaynesgirlfriend @violaeade @pipalypso and whoever else wants to do this!

[bugsongs]

2019 in review tag!!! tagged by @violaeade​ happy new year bud <3

♥ top five films you watched in 2019

shall we dance? (1996) dir masayuki suo

the last black man in san francisco (2019) dir joe talbot

dave made a maze (2017) dir bill watterson

leave no trace (2018) dir debra granik

the birdcage (1996) dir mike nichols

♥ top five tv shows:

she ra

carmen sandiego

bee and puppycat

literally cant think of five whole shows i watched. 

hilda? these r almost all rewatches/continuations anyway :/

♥ top five songs:

craving by ford. ft sarah kinsley

transformer by donna missal

recovery by kimbra

the knife by maggie rogers

love to love u by wrabel

♥ top five books I read:

sal & gabi break the universe by carlos hernandez

the mighty heart of sunny st james by ashely herring blake

hold still by nina lacour

the lost girl by anne usru

nimona by noelle stevenson

♥ five (or more) good/positive things that happened to me this year

started a job that i love!!

finished a dnd campaign i’ve been a part of for years with a group of people i adore!

i didn’t finish much, but i got a lot of writing done, and i’m proud of a lot of it!

FINALLY BOUGHT MYSELF A SWITCH

i also quit drinking

made a lot of bread/tried a lot of new recipes

spent sooo much more time at the library

planned and went on a real weekend vacation with my best friend

i think in general i’ve started to have a much more positive relationship with myself

honestly i just decided one day that i should get into sonic and i did and it was a great decision i’ve had so much fun with it so far!

this was a really lovely tag, so i’m gonna tag @mdwolf​ @tayngerous​ @damespock​ @nerdstuffandknitthings​ @star-dwelling​ @zaatanna​ @pipalypso​ @alwaystiredbi @craniuum​ @lesbiansnufkins​ @carrotlesbian​ @agendernova​ @summertimetwunk and anyone who wants to!! 

[bugsongs]

pipalypso replied to your post “i’m kind of baffled by how boring the new spiderman movie looks”

now that spiderverse exists its like whats even the point

that too!! i never saw homecoming cuz i knew they ripped a lot from miles’ story and and i was kinda mad about it even though i heard it was fun and now it’s just even more like why would i care about this.

plus if u ain’t even gonna make it colorful... whats the point???