#plas.

[apleijuic]

i.mgettinf so emotional over them. "they are just friends" No.why do they lookbat eachother with eyes full of tenderly love and affection iactuallt can't do this whybdont they kiss why aren't theybkisinf please kiss oubmt godbi can't do it anymore

[unowneyenon]

pokémon game plots will forever be some of the wildest things to grasp for me. a bunch of environmentalists dressing up like pirates actually almost drown the world. oh yeah you can also dress up your pikachu in silly outfits and pick berries for them. jeff bezos creates a death laser using gods to try and destroy france. oh yeah you can also participate in cutsy pageants w your pokémon and yassify your poodle. meanwhile, in hawaii, aliens sent by your girlfriend’s abusive mom are trying to kill everything and many of them look like lovecraftian horrors. have fun surfing on manta rays though. meanwhile, in meiji era japan, you have to battle The Devil from The Bible TWICE because this loser who’s been Just There the whole game has religious trauma and wants to fistfight god. everything wants to KILL YOU and you’re getting paid minimum wage for groundbreaking scientific research. GOD from THE BIBLE gives you an iphone -11 reality is BREAKING NOW GO CATCH 20 BIDOOF AND THREE LAKE SPIRITS

[goldensunset]

i love comparing pokédex entries for the same mon between different games bc almost all of them will be very brief, matter-of-fact, purely scientific without any first person pronouns or personal information about the author. and then you get to the legends arceus entries and laventon’s writing stuff like ‘ngl i still don’t understand this species’ ‘i tried petting this pokémon once and it bit me’ ‘i live in fear of this thing’ ‘man i miss galar. who said that’

[adobe-outdesign]

"why don't super-intelligent Pokemon like Metagross and Alakazam just take over humanity if they're smarter than us" imagine that a random primate gave you free housing, food, and medical care for the rest of your life for literally no reason other than they want to be friends with you and I think you'll understand

[lucythejoltik]

His mind has forgotten, but his body remembers...

[kornart3]

POKEMON LEGENDS ARCEUS

[professionalidiot32]

aw look she’s learning metronome :D

SHIT

[cosmosully]

tribute to legends arceus

[eaudecrow]

My new year resolution is to start posting again, and I’m kicking it off with my piece from @destinationunownzine! I’m so proud to be featured alongside so many other talented artists, one last thanks to the mods for putting it all together

[waywardstation]

The mountain breathes out warm air too

[trustymikh]

the sibling havers

[chongoblog]

Pokemon Legends Arceus is the game of all time. You’re technically working for the bad guys for most of it. God gives you a cell phone. They sent a guy that runs trains hundreds of years into the past and do not elaborate. You play a song for a Pokemon that makes them shove you in a basket. Melli is there.

[alolantikibar]

I spent way too much time attempting to emulate the PLA text boxes just so I could make shitposts.

[cecilioque]

[Core Memories]

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Amnesia be damned...somethings you just never forget. Would this have worked on you too?

[lucythejoltik]

Ingo's Pearl Clan test trial...

[quarterdollar]

HAPPY VOLO FRIDAY!!!! PLEASE ACCEPT SOME ENCOURAGEMENT FROM TOGEPI