#please eat breakfast with me

[malachite-iiarie]

Normal kids when they’re parents aren’t home: throws big party, alcohol, etc.

Me when my parents aren’t home: COME TO MY PLACE FOR BREAKFAST I MADE MUFFINS AND BACON AND WAFFLES AND HAVE 2 DIFFERENT WAYS TO FLAVOR YOUR MILK LIKE STRAWBERRY

[screebyy]

serving Charisma Uniqueness Nerve and Trauma

[vcrnons]

[almost-nostalgic]

Nightmare au of Sun and Moon by @opudontdonut . You can't expect to do a cool horror concept of the characters currently occupying my mind and get away with it. Made the little fibres coming off around sun into spider legs and pedipalps. They're cute.

I have nightmares every night, and so far, four have included Sun and/or Moon in them. This is one in which I was integrated into their body. Fun.

[peridyke]

sometimes I'm like ohhhh is it really fair to say that I was starving as a teenager and then I remember eating raw spinach and beet greens all the time that I would get from my volunteer work because I couldn't afford actual food. literally just remember eating straight up spinach from a bag on the bus. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN

[naomiknight-17]

Mom is making spaghetti with meat sauce for dinner and has invited me to join but I do not want to

This is a problem

[spiderwebd]

hiii.. ty for all of the nicey tags on my art btw..... means a lot :D ♥♥♥!!

GWAH.... ARTIST RECOGNITION HI!!!! WAVES AT YOU!! YW I ADORE YOUR SILLY ART A LOT!!!

[scary-spaghetti-enjoyer]

I am Father Daughter EJ and Lazari supremacist

Lazari crushing on EJ? Nah nah bro that's actually her dad, you got it all wrong dude

[mitamicah]

Well I am up and has been waiting for the testosterone to dry for almost two hours

...why is it when I really want it to try fast that it takes for ever 🙃

[cinna-bunnie]

i had a fun day 2 day ૮˶• ﻌ •˶ა everyone has been so nicey 2 me all day from the minute i left my house earlier ૮ ᴖﻌᴖა ♡⁠

i went to a Retreat for the first time for work earlier 0: and I did SO good for being up since 2am it didn't even feel like it 💀

it was so chill i drove like an hour away but Away from the city so there wasn't rly traffic and the mountains r so pretty 2 drive thru (❁´◡`❁) got some rain n v low clouds and since it's autumn there's all these pretty colors. i took an edible on the way n was just jammin out n enjoying the scenery among the many safe opportunities 2 look

and then at the thing we got 2 do different ice breakers n go on decently long breaks; i got 2 hang in different groups n actually Talk w a bunch of ppl which i never have time for omg. it's nice working at a legal nonprofit, i would NOT want to do this with corporate mfs !! 😹

went around n said hii to the enbies and i ran up a hill that looked a lot smaller than it was, i made it like 80% of the way before my legs were immediately like no girl we're done !! but my brain was like but it's Right There, and i struggled 2 finish the climb but I Did !! ૮ ᴖﻌᴖა and i was so so tired i do not remember ever being that winded before 💀 getting down was so much slower n worse bc my legs were Done and when i finally made it to the bottom i laid flat on my back for like 15m, and when when i made it back to sit n chill i still need like 10 more minutes akskska. i do not b exercising !! i just wanted 2 play it looked fun and i got excited (⁠｡⁠ﾉ⁠ω⁠＼⁠｡⁠)

in between things i was working on my sister's choker n kept winding up w a group of ppl around me 2 talk to about it and just talk 2 in general n the company was rly nice (❁´◡`❁) ♡ had a lot of different kinda talks 2day!! everyone is a sweetie!! some ppl r so funny n chill and i rly hope 2 get 2 talk more casually w people perhaps As Friends when i go in 👉👈

there's one girl in particular who is rly cute n sweet and i want 2 see her again ૮˶• ﻌ •˶ა when I got home finally i had 2 hop on my work laptop real quick 2 look up her name again 2 make sure i didn't forget ☝️😌 we do not work at the same office but hii i am visiting next week 🐇

yippee!!!! ૮ ᴖﻌᴖა !!!

[seariii]

Pretty people, prolonged fasting isn't good for you

[pippenplayz]

Me trying to wrap my mind around why some people don't like The Amazing Spider-Man movies.

[bitchfitch]

I think I've finally figured out how to feed all three cats in the same room without Conflict happening.

Prime and Two know to go to their plates when I'm getting ready for bed, and they've been good about doing so for years. Three has been the Problem.

He knows where his plate is, but he doesn't want His food, he wants Prime's food, or he wants to eat with her as a bonding thing because he loves her despite her being like. I can not stress this enough, Consistently avoidant of him and Mean when he gets her cornered (Three is about 5lbs 5months, Prime is 12lbs and 5years he is not a threat to her, she just fucking hates him)

Two Loves Three, but does he ever want to eat with Her? no. Because he has a rock in his skull. Anyways.

The method is, Pick up 3. get a scoop of food and put it on his plate, put him down so that he is facing the wall.

Get a scoop for 2, put it on her plate, tell her she's pretty and that I love her. She will not eat if I don't do this.

Pick up 3 and put him back at his plate. tell him he's a sweet baby and pet him if he wants it. This is for me, he usually doesn't want pets at dinner time

Get Primes food, put it on her plate. Put 3 back at his plate facing the wall. Pet Prime until she is ready to eat, she will not eat if she doesn't get her dinner petting and it's the main reason I can't go on trips that are longer than 2 days because after day 2 of not getting her dinner pets she just. stops eating until I get back. Put 3 back at his plate.

Go to bed, say goodnight to 2 beside the door because she likes to walk me to my room before she finishes her meal. Go to bed.

also to clarify: There's at least 5feet between all three cats and prime and three are on opposite sides of the apartment. it's not a short distance he's going in his quest to bother her.

I haven't had to break up any hissing in a few days so I Think not drawing Three's attention to Prime after everyone is settled is working.