#please just one chance </3

[vibe-check-boyz]

∦ 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐅𝐨𝐠 𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠... 𝐃𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟. 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐧𝐨 𝐨𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐫. ∦

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[neckromantics]

Astarion has an undying love for the innocent little kisses you give him.

They make him giddy almost, in a way he never thought he'd be able to feel again. He loves that you're drawn to him the second everyone's attention is directed elsewhere. Loves how you always- in that oh-so special way of yours- make sure he's okay with how close you're getting before you lean in and plant a soft little smooch to whatever part of him you're nearest at the time.

(He even loves the way you smile reassuringly when you see something in him that tells you he needs space- sometimes before he himself knows it- and you back away without so much as a sniff. Always patient, and never once disappointed. It's so sweet that it's almost sickening- makes his teeth hurt.)

His knees weaken at the feeling of your lashes against the soft skin of his cheek. Practically buckle whenever you mouth at the corner of his jaw before whispering softly into his ear. Sometimes it's just to tell him you love him, other times it's to make an offhand comment about someone neither of you particularly like. And, how you breathe a laugh so quiet that only he can hear when he responds to whatever you said with an equally hushed quip??

On occasion he'll find the courage to reach out and hold your hand when you're sat together by the fire, and you get this big, dumb smile on your pretty face. Your gratitude comes in the form of kisses- one to each of the knuckles on his offered hand. One. Two. Three. Four. By the fifth one, he can feel a warmth radiating from your flushing face, so hot it rivals the heat from the campfire.

He could go on forever.

When he's lent over a book and you bend down low enough to press your lips to the top of his head and not so subtly inhale the scent of his hair? The same kiss to his forehead that comes every night without fail before you're off to bed? The chaste press to the apple of his cheek as you're passing by, too busy with a particular task to stop and chat? The one between his brows that you let linger just long enough to rid him of the crease that comes with a bout of frustration?

Hells, sometimes you'll simply peck his shoulder in response when he teases you with a nudge mid-banter, and it nearly sends him to the ground. There's just something so… nice about it? The way you're kissing him as a way to express adoration, with nary an expectation to what comes after? Truly just to kiss him, and nothing more??

It'd be maddening,

if he didn't love it so godsdamned much.

[aidoriimu]

She's so beautiful auuughh... forget about all the vampire nonsense, both of us can run away together <3

[chlorinecake]

Does he know that I’m insane over him

Ofc he knows (⸝⸝๑﹏๑⸝⸝) … that’s why he walks around with those BEDROOM EYES OF HIS AND KISSABLE ASS LIPS ALL THE FUCKING TIME—

[jinkamuraisqueen]

i forgot that i wanted to share this here, BUT THEY LOOK SO OFF WITHOUT THEIR SIGNATURE ACCESSORIES😭

not dante tho, his eyes are so pretty i swear

if anyone asks why isn't moby here, it's because i tried removing his screen thing that shows his expressions but there's nothing underneath. like.. there's just dark abyss lmaoo

[bat-gwuck]

2000’s kitty ear logan supremacy

[dylanconrique]

[naomiarai]

my man my man my man my man my man my man my man my man my man my man my man my man my man my man my man my man my man my man my man my man my man my man my man my man my man my man my man my man my man my man my man my man my man my man my man my man my man my man my man my man my man my man my man my man my man my man my man my man my man my man my man my man my man my man my man my man my man my man my man my man my man my man my man my man my man <333

[sysig]

Don’t be silly! Okay, be a little silly (Patreon)

[introspectivememories]

buggy, dreamily sighing: did you see marco today?

shanks, warily: yeah? why? we see him like every other month?

buggy, immediately gushing: wasn't he soo cool? like the way he transforms and those muscles! didja see his muscles, shanks? he could probably pick me up with one hand....

shanks who has just realized that he never wants buggy looking at another man who isn't him: .....yes... cool

[blackdollette]

shotgun kissing with clyde that leads to EXTREMELY high sex where its all giggly and they joke around a bit but then they stare into eachothers eyes and clyde just cums on spot, making lovey dovey eyes at her before kissing her deeply

im literally screaming. this is so good!!

"sober, but we're getting higher." | clyde

unidentified flying bill. - lana del rey

✮⋆˙ [tags] @faesucksass @lustkillers @mayathepsychic1999 @josibunn @livingdead-materialgirl @romanroyapoligist

female!reader x clyde

word count: 964

contents: use of marijuana, shotgun kissing, fingering, oral (f recieving), unprotected p in v, missionary

nights like these had become the highlight of your life once clyde came into it. sitting down on the ground beside his bed, smoking a joint, and sharing dumb little thoughts as your bodies melted into each other. 

your brains turned to fried mush as you became intoxicated in each other's presence. you took turns passing each other the lit blunt. clyde liked watching as you blew out thin ribbons of smoke. the way your soft lips parted slightly everytime. 

you took a long hit of it before leaning into him, holding his chin and connecting your lips together, softly exhaling the warm smoke into his mouth. his love-filled, foggy eyes gazed at you adoringly. he gripped your chin just as you did to him and kissed you deeply, pulling you into his touch.

the long, open-mouthed kisses grew sloppier each time, you two taking turns inhaling a cloud of smoke and releasing it in deep, long kisses. you set the blunt down, one thing leading to another, and you found yourself lying down on your back with clyde sitting in between your legs fingering you while eating you out.

soft, silky moans slipped out from your parted lips as you occasionally hit the joint. your hand was in his hair as he hungrily sucked on your puffy little pussy. he used one hand to keep your legs apart while the other pumped in and out of your wet cunt.

it was obvious that he was enjoying this way more than you were from the way he licked up every last drop of liquid that dripped out of you. his cock had been hard ever since the first shotgun, but now it was begging for some attention. he bucked his hips slightly into the ground, desperate for any sort of pleasure.

one leg-shaking orgasm later, you came all over his face and fingers, some dripping down his chin. he came back up to your level and started kissing you once again, rubbing quick circles on your clit at the same time.

his clothed cock rubbed against your pussy. not being able to handle the desire anymore, he reached a hand to his belt, undoing it in one swift movement. his loose pants allow his cock to free itself, it resting on your wet pussy. 

he was panting breathlessly as his tip began to bubble with precum just from feeling your pussy pulse around it. you two had already made such a wet and sticky mess, and he hadn’t even put it inside yet. the effects of the marijuana made him even more desperate to feel your tight walls clenching around him.

he lifted his hips up a little, looking down as he lined up his cock with your entrance. he started with just the tip before pushing it all in with a low groan. he threw his head back, his wavy hair covering his flushed face.

he lifted up one of your legs so it was resting on his shoulder for easier access. seeing you all ready for him like this made his cock throb. he was a little scared to move, worried that he wouldn’t be able to contain himself and cum in you right on the spot. 

he took a deep breath and started pushing himself in and out of you, his hands on your waist for support. he buried his head in the crook of your neck as he was already a moaning mess. his cock was painfully sensitive right now and he knew that anything you did would throw him off the edge.

the sound of his hard cock pushing into your wet pussy made the two of you giggle. with each thrust, he couldn’t help but slur out your name. your slick made as the perfect lube, making his cock easily slip in and out of you with barely any movement. his balls began to slap the bottom of your hole, and you felt your soul leaving your body.

his head was still in your neck, but you could hear every breath, curse, and whimper that he let out. you felt his cock dripping with precum inside of you, but you were the priority here so he had to keep himself together.

with your hand tangled in his locks of hair, you started grinding on his cock, chasing another orgasm that was almost in your grasp. your eyebrows stitched together as your eyes slammed shut and with a loud, high-pitched moan, you felt yourself cumming all over him. you gasped for air as he fucked every last drop out of you. 

you gasped for air as he slowly pulled himself out of you. his entire cock was swollen as it dripped with your cum. he wanted to cum so badly, but seeing how your big, doe eyes were staring at him with such an intense look in them, he felt a wave of pleasure like none other before wash over him.

with one final strained groan, he felt his balls tighten up as his cock shot out hot spurts of cum. there was so much more than usual that it had gotten everywhere, from the floor to your stomach. you looked down as the intense orgasm took over him, pleasantly surprised that it came without any form of touch. just the sight of you truly did work wonders on his body.

his chest heaved as he fought for air. he collapsed on top of you, drenching himself in the puddle of cum that he had made. you gently ran your fingers through his hair, feeling his heartbeat match yours. he lifted his head to make eye contact with you once more, his breath hitching in his throat. he brought his lips to yours, locking you into one last kiss.

author's note: thank you so much for the clyde request! i love him sm yall dont even understand. anyway, im gonna post lots these next few days :))

[trebuchet151]

This is jumping the queue bc some really cool people reblogged my last post of Corey and they escaped containment.

Updated sidestep design perpetual WIP

Sidestep days vs retribution. They're slowly reacquiring their self expression. Next book will probably be the full return of the scene/punk look

Bonus Corey sans most of their clothing to show off their tattoos under the cut. CW for healed SH scars

Yes that is Ortega's bedroom yes I half assed it. I drew this background in my car at work when it was like 110 degrees idgaf

[hellsuwus]

"Oh, thanks for getting my drink for me- OOPS- I slipped. Hey, since I'm here, do you have a boyfr--"

ANYWAY wild idea for larian studios, what if they let me fuck the sad old man. What if they let me invite him to my camp. What if they let me make him happy because my boy aeros could treat him so well--

BONUS:

[merakiui]

as much as i love the loser virgin trio, nothing can compare to ✨ him ✨

[welovetesvkaidan]

OPINIONS ON KAIDAN EE/IF???

My honest reaction:

in all seriousness, if you wanna hear me yap about it, more under the cut

warning like, genuinely a ginormous yap, like a HUMUNGOUS, sleep-deprived yap,,, im cursed to be obsessed with skyrim + modded followers instead of touching grass

I think a lot of this is probably gonna be the same thing other people have said, so im sorry

if you feel i'm gonna be bringing up redundant points and get mad at me😓dont read

I haven't experienced and thus won't talk about the versions of EE and IF that are now separate mods from each other. I don't know anything about that.

if they're better now yayyy but this is about pre-separation

I should preface this with the fact that I've played through Skyrim 3 times with different stages of Kaidan EE/IF:

The initial Dawnguard + fixes/miscs mod

Kaidan EE/IF versions before extensive faction/NPC dialogue for Kaidan

EE/IF w/ NPC Dialogue (AKA Fratpack)

I was also part of the two different discords that were purged and created during these intervals. i don't even know if there is a discord currently?

anyway, that is to say that I have experienced the mod and it's behind-the-scenes progress, extensively so I have a pretty good idea of what I liked and didn't like

That being said, I will introduce probably my biggest problems with it: Tonal whiplash

Okay, well the most common complaint is ofc that a lot of the writing is out of character - and I agree. But it's not just ooc on paper, it's his voice too. I swear, it is very jarring hearing hushed, mild og Kaidan 2 voicelines, and then being deafened by EE Kaidan SCREAMING in my ear ALL.THE.TIME. (like... why are you yelling at me rn jeez)

Seriously. I'm not sure why they didn't just re-record everything from the original mod instead of adding more and more contradicting lines on top of the originals. It definitely could have been a standalone mod, and sometimes it almost feels like it is - because he is just so different.

My most infamous moment in my last playthrough with him happened after we defeated the dragon at Kynesgrove. His og Kaidan 2 dialogue played first, in it he shows interest and is cordial about Delphine ("I wouldn't mind prodding her mind" or whatver dialogue), THEN immediately after his Kaidan EE/IF dialogue will play, in which he walks up to Delphine and STARTS YELLING AT HER AND INSULTING HER - like they argue for quite a bit wtf. And it's like, listen, I have my thoughts about Delphine, but whether or not it was okay to yell at her isn't the problem. It would be fine - IF he hadn't just calmly told me he thought she was okay.

It is sooo confusing how he contradicts himself :(

I mean, yeah, fragments of who he is are still there, I can tell it's Kaidan, but he's warped to fit a different character. Like a con-artist Kaidan.

Anyway, besides the contradictions, it also feels out of character because of his established backstory.

Let's go over it: He's an orphan, lost his only connection to his family(his guardian) to drugs, fell into substances himself, joined a violent cult, had to escape said cult, came clean from his addictions, has been traveling Tamriel bounty-hunting, got brutally attacked by the Thalmor, rescued by mere chance. Do you honestly mean to tell me this man would be yelling, pissing, drinking, lewding, and joking his ass off?? After all that???? NO - or maybe not these levels of extreme. (maybe some other dude might, but Kaidan's characterization insists he is a brooding, keeps-to-himself man, even though he never acts like it anymore)

That man should be tired, and he did feel like he was tired in the original. He was more brooding then than he is now, usually silent, but could still have an edge of comedy/wittiness, he was smart, he had been through a lot!

In that regard, EE/IF Kaidan felt like... we are experiencing Kaidan 10 years in the past - like a Kaidan in his early 20s when he was still a drunkard low-key terrible person. He is just so energetic, always yapping - GOD he talks a lot now. ugh but most of the time it wasn't about anything, it was either inside-jokes, meta jokes, and only occasionally did we get things that added to the experience.

For example, I think most of us who have played Kaidan 2 remember at least one specific line he has said while exploring. What comes to mind for me is either "Can you smell the magicka in the air too? Smells like a rainless thunderstorm." or "Watch for the mammoth with the carvings on their tusks, that's how the giants mark their herd." Alright, both pretty nice small talk for characterization (he IS smart) and worldbuilding.

Tbh i can't really remember any iconic lines from the additions of EE/IF Kaidan... the only two lines that stood out for me were: the "elevenses" line from the clip above (started bumping into him every time he was about to say this so he would stfu... total tonal dissonance), and one he said while I looted Lucky Lorenz ("poor sod wasn't as lucky as his namesake would have you believe!") kai HOW do you know this man, and his nickname, who told you that??? (idc about it that much but its like the only other added line i remember)

I thought that maybe his ooc-iness might have been caused due to the collaborative approach of the mod, I think the mod authors created their own perfect Kaidan - and that's good for them! It takes a shit ton of work (Ik cuz i was there!!) But I think the original essence was lost with each addition. It might have been lack of direction for the voice acting too, a lot of the lines might have hit better if they weren't borderline screamed.

Okay, at some point while playing I got so tired of his constant himbo chit-chatter that I tried tuning him out and bringing other npcs from vanilla skyrim as followers. Problem: even without kaidan on your party, everything starts being about kaidan. Because the extension made it so that Kaidan either has history with/character interactions and development with different NPCs from the base game.

The main poor sods that traveled with me:

Erik the Slayer: Apparently was Kaidan's childhood friend, got inspired by Kaidan to become an adventurer. Least egregious in my opinion, they say sweet things to each other. I swear, Kaidan yells more at me than he ever did at Erik.

The Companions: dumb, dumber, and dumbest basically.. This part of EE/IF was also known as "The Fratpack" and y e a h they pretty much had Vilkas, Kaidan, and Farkas acting like immature frat boys all the time. Just,, absulutely taking away all the maturity out of these GROWN ASS MEN. im sorry, i guess i dont get the appeal. I liked it when they didn't behave like teens (Aela im so sorry, you deserved better than being part of this)

Lydia: All she does is simp for him, ALL.THE.TIME. You think she's about to have a meaningful thing to say? nope, she's checking out Kaidan's ass. Think she'll have a deep convo with another npc about one another? nope! she wants them to tell her all about Kaidan. Both the Companions and Erik will either talk down to her or have to deal with her thirst for Kaidan. i had to start leaving her home.

They also suffered from the same tonal whiplash as Kaidan, unfortunately

additionally, the mod added an "early flirt switch" - you could basically toggle Kaidan to start showing romantic affection for the Dragonborn before the amulet of mara., the interactions were good on paper, but everytime he stammered and stumbled over his words it was written in such an unnatural way... pls people don't talk like fanfics lol !!!

I did like that he gave me flowers, my inventory got full of them - but then he noticed how many flowers I had in my inventory and judged me for "picking everything i see" ugh dude you gave them to me, but also even if you hadnt... mind your business lol

Another addition was a feature that basically made it so NPCs could potentially throw flirtatious comments at Kaidan and the Dragonborn (Bishop flashbacks😨)

You can't do anything to defend Kaidan from those comments, but he WILL take it upon himself to defend your honor infront of any men, women, jarls, or criminals that even so much as find you attractive (THIS INCLUDES FARKAS AND VILKAS BTW :( ) by being rude, forthcoming, AND violent. so yea, you can guess the target audience

speaking of which, he definitely comes on too strong on you once you start the romance, and it left a bad taste in my mouth. I specifically picked the "go slow" option for the romance, and the next day or two it was him constantly complaining about having to go slow under his breath, how he wanted to do anything but slow rn... and like just, wow. :/ yikeees lmao

Maybe this is the result of "i can fix him" romance ideals? im sorry but I liked him when he was down to earth

Bonus? He comes with a campsite now, which has to be magic because its ginormous and he somehow lugs it around despite it also coming with a whole ass furnace (fine fine i'll hold my disbelief)

anyway I do like it, its basically a player house you can take anywhere (so long as kai is with you ig) also you can have a cat in there

I like that there is an MCM, I like that the MCM lets you get through the quest stages in case you get stuck

I like that he can guide you places, usually he gets stuck in a tree or rock but its the thought that counts

I think if the mod had continued in the vein as its original iteration when it was just audio/bug fixes and included these qol features it would have been better than it is now.

But it seems maybe i'm just not the target audience, and as a young woman I'm really confused as who the target audience is 😓

okay im srry rant over

if anyone else wants me to yap about other kaidan skyrim things also ask or join in cuz i like yapping about skyrim and kaidan to people!!!

[distant-screaming]

qtoey time loop au, where everything is the same as in canon up until episode 7. q finds out about toey's feelings, storms out, watches toey drive away, and then... something happens. maybe toey switches schools for some reason. maybe his parents need him back home. maybe he just disappears. whatever the reason is, toey leaves behind no way to contact him and disappears from q's - and everyone else's - life.

and so q is left by himself, forced to figure out his feelings and simultaneously grieve a relationship that didn't even get a chance, and meanwhile he doesn't even know if toey is okay or happy or safe or anything, and he doesn't know what to do except desperately and fervently pray for a second chance, for an option to fix this, just one opportunity and he promises to whoever is listening he wouldn't let go again so easily. but of course it's not that easy, it never is, so he keeps living and watches phumpeem get together and chainpun flirt and tanfang love each other so openly and he aches.

and then. a year later. at loy krathong. he finds a small, shabbily made basket that barely even looks like one. and for some reason q feels compelled to pick it up, gently place it on the slide and watch it go down. and when it lands in the water he closes his eyes and prays, one more time: please. one chance.

and nothing happens, obviously. because q has already lost his chance and his heart. he almost wants to laugh.

- and then he opens his eyes and finds himself on peem's doorstep, just about to walk in, with the voices of everyone else faintly audible. and q freezes, because this is not where he was, he doesn't know what just happened, why - what - how - and then nothing else really matters because he hears matt say something and then the voice that replies is one he hasn't heard in months. and that - it cannot be here it cannot be happening, what -

and he half walks, half runs into the room and hears toey say 'Pencil Senior is meant to be with Milk Frappe Boy only' and q's heart rises and drops at the same time. that's toey. standing there. again. like a second chance.

and this time q doesn't turn. this time he doesn't run.