#pls bitch.

[turretangel]

It's for a future homework, please help me with my statistics class! I just need data! Reblog if you can! 😴

Ms. Fransisca, eat your heart out, I'm gonna have SUCH a data set! 💕

[kourota]

⸢This story is for just that one reader.⸥

[greenyball]

have you heard that thing of every decade having a yellow guy

with that in mind, consider the opposite:

every decade has some purple cunt

[eldritchpina]

To further explain on the first one, I think he can't talk because he just ends up producing unintelligible noises and it kinda hurts for him to do it(?

[yourbreedings1ut19]

[aivy-saur]

REPOST CUZ IT WASN'T IN THE TAGS PUTCHA 👹

[lotus-pear]

lore accurate chuuya canonically drives a 2006 sparkly barbie motorcycle

[captainsaltypear]

getting arrested by the universal stability agency.......WITH STYLE.

[dawnbreakersgaze]

[pixiatn]

The Genshin vs Wuthering Waves drama on Tiktok could literally be solved if people opened their hearts and tiny little brains and just had this thought process:

[pixlokita]

[screaming] 🎶

[theballadofmars]

I've been working as a waiter for less than a month and I went from "I love jin guangyao but he did commit many crimes and has to pay the consequences" to "tbh he deserves to kill some people".

I'm not even having such a bad time, but when I have a bad customer or a rude one and I have to act nice and smile at them oh boy, I get it.

I even respect him even more because after all the public service job he had to do when he got into a position of power he changed the system to help the lower class (creating the towers). If he got to kill some rich assholes in his way that's on them. Next time be nicer to workers because you never know if one of them is planning a revolt (actually just be nice to workers in general).

[toytulini]

listen im ace and im pro kink at pride and whatever, but the way some of yall are wording your posts in response to the backlash against it is uh. really taking me back to the ace shitcourse era.

yall know theres nothing wrong with being a "virgin", right? that its not inherently shameful to have not had sex, to never have sex, even if youre not ace, even if you do want to have sex someday, like, its fine that you haven't had sex?

maybe if your problem is that theyre trying to police your behavior and shame you for expressing your sexuality, you can say that? instead of resorting to "haha stupid virgin gets no bitches" like my god. do you not hear how fucking regressive that attitude is? i know, i know, youre "joking".

get a better joke

[bifairywife]

inside out 2 if it was filmed in my head:

[darkfantasyprincess23]

I want to be pushed onto my bed, you above me, your hand on my neck, while fear grips me and I want to scream and rebel. But your breath in my ear makes my throat tight, and you whisper lovingly in my ear that everything will be okay if I just keep still.🫠💕😰

[eddiesghxst]

dumbass steve harrington and his even dumber girlfriend🤞

you’re two peas in a pod, thick as thieves, literally the epitome of dumb and dumber. like sit and blink and laugh in confusion when you don’t understand the joke that the gang is laughing about and you whisper on the side to each other like “did u get the joke?” “no i’m just laughing to fit in.” “okay me too.”