#YOU BIG BLUE BITCH

[dawnbreakersgaze]

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

somewhat satisfied with this... pretty butterfly man...

[blue-ravens]

charles memerson winchester the third™ + 'defamations' 2024 wall calendar

i hope this first winchester wednesday of 2024 finds you most unwell 💜

[s-h-a-s-e]

[nothingleftforme]

the jason todd and jaime reyes agenda is growing in my brain i fear… BLUE beetle and RED hood oh it’s bad for me

[andi-o-geyser]

Oh, these new dragon designs absolutely FUCK

[politemagic]

Imagine you're feeling sad, or having a bad day, and iii tries to cheer you up with a cosy night in. He knows how much you like to do makeovers, so he lets you do a pretty eyeliner and put ribbons or butterfly clips on his hair 🥺 Maybe he tries to do your makeup too and, it's awful. He tried his best! Yet you still end up looking like a clown. But it's okay because at least you're laughing and having fun 🥺

but like 🥺 putting your favorite lip color on him and he can’t help but plant a big smooch on your cheek, leaving a slightly smudged kiss print on your skin. he insists he can do better so you’re reapplying a fresh coat in between his attempts until your face is covered in colorful splotches and your face hurts from how wide you’re smiling.

he ultimately decided to go for quantity over quality, and you know you’re probably wasting the product but his sweet smile and giggles make it all worthwhile. he takes a photo of you covered in lipstick marks and it’s absolutely your new contact photo🥹💋

dont even get me started on him doing your makeup!!!! he’s just trying to make you smile, and he’s doing everything so carefully, trying to recall the many times he’s watched you do it yourself, but he’s consciously picking horrendous eyeshadow colors. he refuses to let you look, and when he reveals your face in the mirror, you burst out laughing because it just looks so bad.

he definitely pretends to be hurt, like “you don’t like it 🥺” but the sound of your laugh has his heart ready to explode in his chest. the only way you could possibly “cheer him up” is by peppering your own lipstick stained kisses all over his face.

[skrunksthatwunk]

why the fuck did i write about birds this fucking sucks. i just found out birds only sleep for a few minutes at a time, hundreds of times a day. do you know what this is going to do to my structure? the logistics of their road trip? this is already like three days late and i've been fighting for my life to get A Plot Like Any Plot That Makes Sense out and now the birds fucking sleep for 5 minutes at a time.

[moe-broey]

You know Henriette is lowkey kind of anime (like the SuMo anime) Lusamine-core. To me

[looseleafteeaves]

Spine of Steel AU- Preview of chapter. Expect the actual story on Saturday.

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Jaime Reyes, why are you reacting this way?

Jaime remain curled as tightly as he could. However, Khaji Da was forcefully making his adrenaline levels drop and his spine was slowly pulling out of the hunch without his consent.

His breathing began to pick up again as phantom panic haunted his thoughts.

Jaime Reyes, everything is fine. There is no danger.

Jaime tugged his knees against his chest.

“Khaji Da?”

Yes, Jaime?

“What did you change in my body?”

… I can check the files for you and share the specifics if you want, Jaime.

“You don’t just know?”

… No, Jaime. I am dormant until the Scarab has preformed base optimization of the host. I am programmed to have the records bug I do not consciously chose.

“How can I believe you?”

You can’t. All I have is my words. And the proof that you still control your own body.

“Truly, that doesn’t really help. Share the files please?”

Yes, Jaime.

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Hope that satisfies some of the craving you all have!

[sasukemexican]

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[razzledazzletrassh]

How did a single part I added into the fic double the word count of what I already had. I HAD IT AT LIKE 4000 ORIGINALLY AND NOW WE’RE WAY PAST 8000 IM HORRIFIED

[taylors-karma]

The way Jared talks to Blue is making me so heated like. Leave her the fuck alone! That's your showmance right there and you're gonna talk to her like that????

[toytulini]

i feel like the makeup standards are not necessarily going to get Worse, just. stay the Same. "raised by sephora and ulta" christ alive yall act like this shit is new. as if this hasnt been the standard to blast young girls with makeup ads and shit via magazine and tv and imposed beauty standards anyway. the only real difference is like, idk, accessibility of tutorials for how to apply it well

[bytebun]

I don’t think there’s anything wrong with enjoying particular types of art more than others, but the knee jerk disdain people have towards modern art is disappointing…

I think u have to be ok with not connecting to everything that u see. That’s just fine. Art is like food and there’s going to be some stuff that just doesn’t work for u regardless of if it’s objectively well done or not. There’s a flavour of anti-intellectualism and inferiority complex that seems to accompany ppls hatred of modern art, this discomfort that they “don’t get it” when that’s like. Actually fine. Some stuff u will appreciate once u learn context and others, regardless… u just won’t! I still hate beans & legumes

That being said I also have friends who would rather order the same mac & cheese at a restaurant every single time than risk getting something they won’t enjoy — or won’t enjoy as much. But art costs u very little to try in comparison, so why not try it?

[aromanticasterisms]

iansan relevance right off the bat let's fucking go