#pls. )

[kell9rs]

god if you can hear me god. pls god. just let us win this one. god pls. i’m a good person god. sam bennet is not a good person you can’t give him the cup god. god pls. i’m never going to ask for anything ever again.

[atalana]

the curse of adhd:

i will remember with absolute clarity, when the thought strikes me that i have a text to send someone, that this is the fourth time in three days i've attempted to send this specific text

i will forget, in the time it takes me to pick up my phone, that i picked it up intending to send a text

[hoodzgyal]

idk there’s something rlly sexy about college!dick grayson.

he’s definitely a flirtatious frat boy who sits in the back of your brit lit 202 class, popping his gum and scrolling on instagram rather than paying attention. he does it so often that his grades suffer, going from a B+ student to a smooth C- after bombing the shit out of his midterm.

that’s where you come in; the pretty brown thing with bohemian braids down your back, assigned to tutor the near-failing student, lest he have to repeat the class.

he’s innocuous, really. unassuming, even. so when he invites you to his on campus apartment for a study date at five, you think nothing of it. its only now, at 6:30 pm on a dreary february evening that you realize that you should’ve been more guarded.

see, the sweet college boy you’re used to seems to become a different person when the sun goes down.

instead of the usual lofi study playlist you’re used to, he has living room flow by jhene aiko playing. instead of sitting across from you at the dinner table, like usual, he’s sitting right next to you on the couch, his thumb absentmindedly rubbing along the skin of your thigh as you talk.

anyways he ends up worming his way into your panties by 6:38.

[chussyracing]

god please take the rookies' suffering and give it to mclaren

[strangerhands]

i actually have no words. real tears streaming from my eyes right now

hes just so so so so so so so so so so so so so pretty. unbelievably so.

[melrosing]

btw another thing I keep coming back to with the ‘is Jaime on a redemption arc’ thing is that JB is an adaptation of the beauty and the beast, which, in essentially all versions, is about the beast rediscovering his true self through beauty, and in most versions it is - shock - a redemption story. so you do have to be twisting yourself into a special kind of pretzel to insist that GRRM is actually telling the most nihilistic batb story of all time just to like. what?? teach Brienne a lesson?? lmao

[zorawithobsessions]

back in my days, New Moon and Sun were brothers

[swanmaids]

Gimli would be one of the absolute last Tolkien characters to believe that Feanor and sons were in the right lmaooooo please be serious

[amsayshi]

Orym silently watching Dorian while he "sleeps", Dorian facing away from Orym completely awake.

Boys, pls, a little late night comfort talky time won't hurt anyone. I'm going to need an angsty 'we're spiraling toward the end of the world so pls kiss me' moment ASAP.

Everything and nothing matters. Kiss and hug a little for fans.

I'm not even going to mention the Nanna Morri pact. I know it's there and I know it's going to be heartbreaking if they survive the Ludinus fight. Just let me have a brief moment of comfort/kisses before the inevitable sadness that ultimately comes with the territory of a Liam O'Brien character.

[sootsz]

history doesn’t repeat itself, but it often rhymes

[nuclearfaggot]

IM BEGGING YOU. IM BEGGING YOU. NOT EVERY DYANMIC…NEEDS TO BE ROMANTIC. IT DOESNT NEED TO BE ROMANTIC. PLEASE. THEY DONT NEED TO BE SHIPPED. IM HEGGING YOU. IT DOESNT NEED TO BE ROMANTIC.

[shaadowmilkcookie]

him…

[ritasanderson]

i hope they'll add something funny to this place in the Isleweaver

[zuzucatboy]

[isacksteban]

my dads :(