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unknownbirds · 2 years ago
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holediggingclubs · 4 months ago
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kevin talking about how it's easier to be straight is really put into perspective now that we know about jeremy's past. that kevin was able to maintain a kindaa public friendship with jeremy is endearing and I think jeremy might have been privately vulnerable about it with him considering how kevin warns jean earnestly about it
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voidfins · 7 months ago
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redrawing pkmn screenshots part 3: my gligar oc
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juuret · 2 months ago
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"should i buy..." what the hell, yes
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frankenstheythem · 2 years ago
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so close to calling the ambulance on myself what the actual fuck
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madamsnape921 · 11 months ago
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Phone Help
Pairing: Emily Prentiss x female reader
WC: 2557
Warning: f/f smut; I really went out of my comfort zone for this one but I think it turned out okay; my husband deserves a shout out for his help of writing this one: Thank you, Nick!
Tags: @alwaysachorusgirl @beccabarba @storiesofsvu
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You had just started your first month at Quantico, not exactly your dream job but it provided a steady income and federal benefits. It was a relief to be able to afford a two-bedroom apartment in the city after your recent relationship ended. However, the agents were a challenge. They were arrogant, thinking they were the ultimate saviors, and their actions reflected that attitude.
“YN?”
As you snap out of your self-absorbed tirade, you notice one of the top members from the Behavioral Analysis Unit standing in front of you, looking just as perplexed as you feel. Why is she here? You wonder to yourself.
“Yes, Agent…?” you look for a nametag.
“Prentiss. Emily Prentiss. I am with the BAU. So, hey. Our normal tech person is not keen on doing our personal phones. She mentioned I should come to the new girl, which I am assuming is you, to help me?”
You despised phone work. Actually, you loathed it. But you knew that earning some brownie points with a senior agent could be beneficial in the future. So, you forced yourself to answer the call and politely responded, "Of course, Agent Prentiss. What can I assist you with?"
“The phone is acting slow and I can’t seem to find any of my files,” she hands you a card. “YN, here is my work number. Call me when you figure it out?”
“Sure. I’ll look at it here and then I’ll see what I can…,” you started. 
I'd rather not use agency time or equipment for this task. The data on my device is personal and I don't want anyone else to have access to it. One of my close friends happens to be a top-notch hacker, so she probably has something lurking around in there.”
Prentiss gave a nod and then exited your office. She walked away with ease, her sensible pantsuit moving smoothly with each step.
After a grueling day at work, you finally reach your apartment. Your fingers are still warm from typing on the keyboards as you touch the doorknob. You step inside and are greeted by your faithful feline companions. "Sorry guys, Mom has to fix a friend's phone."
A friend's phone? That was unexpected, you thought.
You pour yourself a glass of wine and sit down at your computer, confident that this task will not take too much time. All I need to do is scan the phone for any harmful files and reinstall everything. It should be a piece of cake, you think to yourself. After completing the scan and finding everything to be in order, you give Agent Prentiss a call, relieved by the ease of the process.
“Hey, Agent Prentiss, it’s YN. Your phone is finishing up now. If you want to head down I can text you my address.”
“YN, that would be fantastic! Thank you for being so efficient,” Prentiss exclaimed. “I'll be at your residence in 15 minutes.”
“How do you know that?” you asked.
“I’m with the government. I know everything,” Prentiss joked.
After completing the scan, you realize that there is an issue. The program alerts you to the presence of a malicious app on the phone, Calculator PlusPlus. You launch the app and it prompts for a password. Using your own knowledge, you successfully crack the password and let out a triumphant laugh, "Take that, Penelope."
The next thing you see are numerous pictures of nude women, all with the same hair color and style as you. This must be what's taking up all the storage space on the phone, along with all of the data. You panic when you hear a knock at the door.
“YN, it’s Emily. I’m here about my phone,” Prentiss called from the hall.
DOUBLE SHIT. MINIMIZE MINIMIZE MINIMIZE! SHIT it’s frozen. SHITSHITSHIT.
“YN, I thought it was ready,” Prentiss knocked again. 
After hearing a knock at your door, you call out "Coming!" and get up to answer it. You open the door to see Agent Prentiss standing there.
"Hey there, Agent Prentiss. Please come in," you say with a smile, dressed in your comfortable lounge pants and cat mom tank top.
“Please call me Emily, we’re not at work.” You close the door behind her, her in the same suit from work.
“Please sit. Do you want something to drink?” you offer. 
“I’ll have a beer. It’s been hell with the BAU.” She sits on your couch and begins to pet one of your cats. “Beautiful cats, YN!”
“Thanks, they’re my babies,” you smile.
You grab the beer from the fridge and pop it open, handing it to Prentiss. As you both relax and chat about work and other small talk, an hour and a half quickly passes by. Suddenly, you remember something and say, "Oh, your phone! It's in my room. I'll go get it for you."
Upon entering your room, you find the computer still frozen on a picture of a nude woman. The figure resembles you, but not entirely. It's almost like a lower-quality version of yourself. You are immediately jolted by the realization that these intimate images are displayed prominently on your oversized screen.
“Oh, I see you found the Calculator PlusPlus App…,” Prentiss whispered.
“OH MY GOD! I AM SO SORRY. I was trying to find any malicious apps and I cracked this one’s code and…. I wasn’t snooping. I promise,” you apologised.
“I believe you, but you know what this means, right” Prentiss scowled.
“No…,” you said in response.
Prentiss puts her hand on her gun holster, “I’ll have to kill you to keep my secret safe.”
The room fell silent, and Prentiss let out a chuckle. "Just kidding," she said with a smirk. "Just put them back and don't tell anyone. I have a type...smart, dark-haired girls like yourself."
The phone was too easy to fix. Would she… she wouldn’t.
Prentiss gently brushed your hair and whispered, "We can keep another secret just between us, if you'd like." Your face paled as she tenderly kissed your lips. You had never been with a woman before, let alone one as stunning as her. Feeling unsure of yourself, you tentatively kissed her back, unsure of what to do next.
“Do you want to do this, YN?”
You nod your head.
Prentiss continued to kiss you softly. Mostly on the center of your mouth, but then switching to the left and the right sides, keeping you guessing. You felt yourself become weak in the knees. 
“Let’s sit on the bed, YN.”
“Yes, Agent Prentiss.”
You both sat on the bed and continued to kiss. Prentiss’ hands exploring your body. Your mind and your arms begin to open up.
“Good girl, YN. Take off my jacket.”
You obey the orders given to you, carefully removing her jacket and placing it on the chair next to the bedside table. She sits there, still wearing a sleeveless blouse and her gun holster.
“Now take off your top, YN.”
You cautiously remove your top, wondering how she has such control over you. Your breasts are now exposed to the cool air, and the intense energy in the room causes your nipples to harden. Suddenly, a soft yet firm suction envelops your left nipple, sending waves of pleasure through your body. You've had boyfriends do this before, but never a woman. Prentiss continues to knead and suck on your breast while gently stroking your hair, creating an overwhelming sense of bliss.
Prentiss stopped and moved to the other breast. It was just as amazing. However, you where brought out of bliss with a sharp bite. “Ow,” you moaned.
“Pay attention,” Prentiss stated.
“Yes, Agent Prentiss,” you moaned again.
Prentiss finished with that breast and stood up and removed her shirt, bra, and gun holster. “Now you do me,” she smiled.
You attempted to replicate Prentiss’ actions on her, but your efforts fell short. Prentiss chuckled and giggled as you struggled, until you accidentally bit down too hard. She stopped and got up. You panicked.
“Pants off. Now!” Prentiss ordered.
“Yes, Agent Prentiss,” you jumped to your feet and stripped. She stood there and watched you sit back on the bed.
“Lay back.” You did as you were told. “Now don’t cum until I say or I will have to leave. Understand?”
“Yes, Agent Prentiss,” you sigh. 
Prentiss flashed a sly smile before sinking to her knees. From this new vantage point, she spotted a drawer slightly open and couldn't help but peek inside. She found a small vibrating wand tucked away and placed it beside her feet. Starting at your thighs, she lavished kisses leading up to your glistening womanhood. You let out a soft moan as she got closer to your sensitive areas. With deft fingers, she parted your lips and exposed you fully to the world. "I bet your ex never did this," she said with a hint of smugness. "And I guarantee it won't be this good with anyone else."
Prentiss pressed her tongue against the sensitive spot above your clit, applying a constant and firm pressure. At the same time, she used her thumbs to press into your lips, causing a rush of sensation to flood through your body. It was a new experience for you, and you couldn't help but gasp in response. With a smile, Prentiss continued her oral exploration, slowly moving down from the flat spot towards your hood. She flicked her tongue gently against your hood, alternating between soft and medium pressure while also pulsing on your opening and lips. Your moans of pleasure grew louder with each movement she made.
“Don’t cum, YN. Don’t be a bad cadet!”
“Yes, Agent Prentiss, I will be a good cadet.” Cadet, where did that come from?!
Prentiss started licking your clit. This licking was a continued game of alternate pressures and circular licking. You hear a vibrator turn on.
SHIT! SHE FOUND MY STASH!
Prentiss moaned. 
“You naked girl, spread out for me, huh?” She did two licks around your clit. “Mmm, who’s wearing the pants, cadet?”
“You are, Agent Prentiss.”
“And who is the naked slut, cadet?”
“I am the naked slut, Agent Prentiss.”
“Who’s in command of this pussy, cadet?” 
“Agent Prentiss is the commander of this pussy.”
Prentiss then takes the vibrator and places it firmly on your clit. You start to buck. You are so close. You don’t want her to leave. Prentiss then takes two fingers and slides them into you, putting sudden and strong pressure on you G-Spot.”
“What do you want, cadet?”
“To cum, Agent Prentiss.”
“You may cum, as long as you ask nicely.”
“May I cum, Agent Prentiss?”
“Nicer.”
“May I please cum, Agent Prentiss?”
With that she presses hard against your clit with the vibrator and your g-spot with her fingers. You quake as a hard, loud, and wet orgasm rolled through you. You feel shaking and the last thing you see before passing out is a smiling Prentiss.
You came to and found Prentiss taking her phone from your computer. She is now fully dressed.
“How long was I out?”
“Thirty seconds or so. I got you a glass of water. It’s on your table. I’m going to leave, wheels up in the morning.”
“If you need any more phone help, let me know.”
“Oh, next time I need phone help I’ll make sure you do all the work.”
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You can feel every thrust deep inside you. Each one makes a distinctive thud and shlick sound. Your orgasm is building, getting closer with every movement. You tightly grip onto the strapon as it fills you up. Nothing has ever felt as unyielding and solid as this before. The plug in your backside grinds against the bright red toy, adding to the intense pleasure of being penetrated.
“Come for me, Cadet.” Prentiss demanded.
You feel the grip of orgasm squeeze you tightly and pleasure erupts from within your core. Your body trembles and shivers as a powerful orgasm overcomes you. As it subsides, you take a moment to catch your breath.
"That was incredible," you exclaimed with gratitude.
"Rocking a holster isn't the only thing I'm good at," Prentiss replied with a sly grin on her face.
She gently pulls out your plug and carefully cleans you up with a towel from the bedside table. You thank her with a smile as she helps you stand up and put on a robe. Prentiss starts to get dressed, putting on her panties first before reaching for her pants.
“Why don’t we spend the day together? We can watch a movie?” You suggested.
“YN, we just finished fucking… you don’t need to ask me for a “movie” to watch,” she laughed.
“No really, Emily, stay with me.”
You two have been fucking feverishly and often in a kinky mist of desire and need for a few weeks at this point. Emily was not an odd name to call her, but it was new. You didn’t know if you should call her that or Prentiss.
“Why? We both finished and I’m sure you’re busy today. As am I.” Prentiss declared.
“Actually, it’s Saturday… at 11 am. I’m off today. Aren’t you? Or am I a lunchtime snack?” you smiled.
“You’re definitely satisfying my appetite,” she replied with a coy smile.
I stood up from the bed and handed her a shirt.
“So, we have underwear and shirts covered… I’ll grab some drinks. You can choose the movie.” You suggested.
Prentiss strolled into the living room and switched on Netflix while you headed towards the kitchen. You grabbed her favorite European beer from the fridge, excited for the chance to surprise her. Balancing both beverages in your hands, you made your way back to the couch where Prentiss had already pulled up "Une vie de chat," a French cartoon about a cat.
You sit down and offer her the beer.
“Thank you! This is my favorite beer! It’s only at that one German store downtown. How’d you know?”
“You mentioned it once. I thought it’d be a nice treat,” you smiled.
As the cat's misadventures unfold, you realize that you and Prentiss have gravitated towards each other on the spacious couch. You rest your head on her shoulder as you continue to watch the show together.
As she begins to say, "This is my favorite..." you rest your head on her shoulder. Emily grins and gently kisses the top of your forehead. It's a new experience for both of you, but it feels natural and perfect in that moment. Your stomach flutters with excitement, but it's a pleasant sensation that matches the rhythm of your heart. It's a mix of thrilling and serene feelings all at once.
"Emily, this is really nice," you say with a smile.
"I'm glad you're enjoying it, YN. It's been a while since I've felt this relaxed. I could definitely get used to this," she replies, returning the smile.
"I have a proposition for you. In here, I have my Emily and in there..." you start, but she interrupts with a knowing smile.
"...you have Agent," she finished your sentence. You try to hide in her embrace, but she finds you anyway.
"Yes, YN, you can have your Emily out here and your Agent in there," she confirmed, snuggling into you as you both fall asleep watching TV together.
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hushedhowls · 2 months ago
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Me and bf went on a coffee date and they had this lil puzzle there!! It's a fox and its baby!! The brand is called plusplus!!
Originally I was just gonna post this on my agere blog [ @sillymuddy ] BUT I thought other therians would like them, I think some of you could find puzzles of your theriotype(s) on their website!! And a lot of them are $7.99 which is way less than I thought they'd be!!
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VV baby standing on parents head VV
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parasolyaa · 5 months ago
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Hi!! How are you doing?
I saw your post inviting asks and something I've been wondering is, if you could tell me about some things from Misha's childhood that are unique to Ukraine which he might feel nostalgic for as a young adult (snacks, toys, kids tv shows, etc)?
Thank you for the informative posts you make, you're awesome ☺️
hi!! i'm doing good tysm!!! couldn't be otherwise after getting an ask from the most legendary artist in this fandom, i adore your ricky art!! i'll use this post as an excuse to yap endlessly about random media that will mostly be irrelevant, but also a peek into that time and place. sort of.
the epithome of ukrainian childhood nostalgia is zhyvchyk: both a drink and a tv show (which is just an advertisement for that drink). it’s a bubbly apple soda, in other words - a drink of gods.
(also fun fact: after russia occupied crimea, they tried to make their own version of zhychyk there. they called it zhyvunchik and the only design change was that they ??cut off the arms of the mascot?? since zhyvchyk basically means “lively guy”, it was kinda ironic)
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other drinks he’d definitely miss would be kvas and kompot (obligatory laughing and giggling when he calls it cumpot).
starting off with more traditional snacks, i envision young misha with a necklace of booblycks (obligatory laughing and giggling when he calls it booblicks)
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also any roshen candy! (obligatory laughing and giggling when he mentions the nut out chocolates) (they indeed are called that) (they are pretty recent tho). the undying classic is crazy bee and shypuchka/fizzy boom (the darker green design is the older one).
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also there are some fancy sets, associated with holidays or family gettogethers. strila/arrow, kyiv evening and kyiv cake
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the thing misha would DEFINETELY love and miss is flint ?bread chips?, this is an unmatched snack. once again, darker green design is the older one, and also with a pretty wild taste. there is a big variety of those.
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ukrainian childhood cartoons were mostly distributed among three channels - pixel, plusplus and malyatko tv (disney, nickelodeon and cartoon network were here too, but no point in talking abt them now). the first two usually broadcastered whatever cartoons from around the world were relevant at the time (ukrainian dub for ducktales was unmatched!!), and also a few ukrainian things. i will highlight "abetka tivi" (alphabet tv) from pixel. it was, well, a show about learning the alphabet. "auntie owl’s lessons" was another one, and there were much more episodes, usually about famous art, world history and etiquette.
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on plusplus, there was a show called "fairytale with dad", in which male celebrities read out fairytales to children. something about healing daddy issues with this one. also there is a whole plusplus cinematic universe, because this show sometimes intervened with another original show of theirs about ??shapes going on adventures??. and there was a show called useful suggestions, which was universally disliked by kids for being too on the nose about the life lessons they were trying to teach.
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and then there was malyatko tv. when it stopped broadcasting in 2023, everyone weeped and so did i. there were vibrant music videos, eg "turtle aha", "helper boy" (self PR for my fic with that name. sorry.) and other. and, even though this wasn’t original ukrainian content, i feel the need to mention this: malyatko tv often showed some old anime cartoons - "haidi", "pocahontas" and others. ukrainian opening dubs were ethereal. to me.
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there also were old cartoon classics (broadcasted on a creepy channel called children's world, an ugly sibling of malyatko tv) - the “how cossacks” series and “there once was a dog", but there were tons more.
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(also this made me remember another long-gone channel called Qtv. basically what the cool kids watched, it also shows up in every tiktok #ukrainechildhood #nostalgia #2000s video. it's showed simpsons and stuff and had cheeky editing, eg in an advertisement for death note they only showed spongebob clips to make it look like he was kira. pretty funny imo)
peak nostalgia is the show "країна у" (country u? krayina u? untranslatable title), which is a dumb sketch show consisting of shows on its own about people from different regions of ukraine. bringing this up because odesa was one of them, and, no matter if misha disliked this show or not, this definetely impacted his childhood. the schtik about "once upon in odesa" was that there were four guys in odesa and uuuuh that's it? i don't remember much about it tbh ...
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there were also popular reality tv shows and stuff, i really really wanna highlight "the world inside out". it's a travel show about this dude dmytro komarov getting to most remote an unique places in the world. don't get me wrong, he was being an idiot half the time, but it was peak entertainment. he uploaded old episodes with english dub on youtube and now does charity work. props to him
back to cartoons, "fox mykyta" was a nice, more modern cartoon. it's vaguely based on ivan franko's book with the same name, which in turn is vaguely based on "the blue jackal". speaking of books, ukrainian school literature programe is traumatising asf, and i just need to mention "fedko-brigand". it's a short story about a young boy who misbehaved but only lied once, when he took the blame for pushing a rich boy in the river, which he didn't do. it's also the reason why ukrainian 5th graders all spent at least one night crying, and since rereading it, i just keep thinking about misha. i feel like he'd relate
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i'm convinced every ukrainian child had this specific "abetka"(alphabet) book with rhymes to every letter. the "а-ба-ба-га-ла-ма-га" publishing house never fails with their illustrations.
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also probably the most popular children's books are the ones by vsevolod nestayko, eg "toreadors from vasyukivka" and "wonderful adventures in the forest school".
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about games and toys, i honestly can't recall any ukraine specific ones except "this thing but slavic!" (monopoly ukraine, stuff like that). motanka dolls count as an original toy. out of computer games, maybe the most popular one at the time - "stalker: shadow of chornobyl"? some irony in that. real life games tho? the only difference between the games of tag and kvach is the name. "сossacks and bandits" maybe... there's a bl comic with the same name btw, and i also think that's the only place where you can find the rules for it in english lol. or google translate the wikipedia page.
misha lived by the sea, so he probably played a lot of games on water, other than that - all the same things american kids experience. generally my main advise when thinking about misha's childhood is to remember he had all the same things people in uranium did, excluding canada specific media. after auntie owl's lessons came ninja turtles, and after eating flint bread chips it was only natural to sip coca cola.
also i can advise to just look up "ukraine nostalgia"/"дитинство ностальгія" on tiktok. half the time it will be uncomprehensive stuff, and the other half might be something that'd help shape the view of what it was like. this is an invitation to ask more specific things and also for my ukrainian mutuals to add on because i only scratched the surface. hope it was useful or somewhat interesting xd
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legacyofmanwich · 4 months ago
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Legacy of Manwich {1.1} King of the Wasteland
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Greetings and salutations, dear viewer, and welcome of the Legacy of Manwich! Talk is cheap, but our founder is RICH! Or he hopes to be. Let's meet him!
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This is King Mullet Martin Manwich, a nasty, lazy little fortune/family sim! I forget his LTW, what was it again?
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lmao ok Martin
It's been like two decades since this game came out, so I'm sure everyone by now knows what the legacy challenge entails, but if you don't, here's a refresher: You start with one sim and you make them breed for 10 generations, acquiring points and taking penalties. Now, I don't care about all that, but I did spice it up with the Noble Composure, Do It Yourself, Fearless, and Extreme Start handicaps.
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And here's our little slice of heaven! What was once desolate and uninhabitable is now, uh, still desolate and uninhabitable, but now King Martin lives here!
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Aw, very cute. You won't be smiling for long, I've seen what happens. You wanna start trying to find a wife now instead of agriculture?
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King Martin: "CAN'T ATTRACT A LADY WITH A FULL COLON!"
I mean, you're probably right, but the welcome wagon will be showing up any second and you don't wanna be caught with your pants down, literally.
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I was hoping for a flock of babes, but one babe, her mom, and Fat Meg Ryan are acceptable. What does Martin think?
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King Martin: "What a hottie!"
Cockblock Mom: "LIKE HELL!"
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Cockblock Mom: "I wouldn't touch this shrimp dick even if he paid me!"
King Martin: "But but but, I have a great personality! :("
No you don't I made you to be as sexually repulsive as possible
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Meg Ryan: "Don't listen to her, she's just mad her eggs are all sunny-side DRIED UP!"
King Martin: "Lol, you said it!" *plusplus*
Liking menopause jokes won't make you more attractive to women, Martin, sorry.
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Oh? Maybe tasteless humor will get you somewhere after all!
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God damn it, dude, I have Humble turned off for a reason! This is staying in his inventory until a rainy day.
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King Martin: "Thanks, man! How about a hug?"
Meg Ryan: "STAY AWAY FROM ME YOU PASTY BITCH!"
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Meg Ryan: "Who does that guy think he is, trying to hug me?!"
YOU GAVE HIM A FREE COMPUTER LET HIM BE GRATEFUL
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King Martin: "Bragging about my non-accomplishments will definitely make him like me!"
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Meg Ryan: "Don't talk to me anymore, actually."
Wow Martin you are so good at making friends!
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That's not gonna make them like you, honey... :(
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Finding a person to put up with this guy is gonna be a Herculean task.
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SHUT UP LADY I GET IT!
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Yeah, Martin? You're gonna do this now?
Cockblock Mom: "GOOD LORD I WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE SHRIMP DICK!"
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Can't the poor man and his small package sleep in peace without being JUDGED?
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Keep dreaming, buddy, your track record so far is abysmal.
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In the morning, Martin sets to work tending his garden! He's turned on by unemployment and can't stand a lady with a job, so he's gonna have to do double-duty to keep those household funds up!
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King Martin: "Sigh, Romana is so dreamy..."
Who? You've never even met this person? Fuck it, we're going out! Time to find you a woman!
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Strip club's as good a place to start as any, right?
King Martin: "Oh boy! I'm gonna get a lap dance!"
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That's not... never mind, maybe being a stripper will get you laid.
Tumblr won't let me upload more images, so until next time! Will Martin's forays into sex work get him a wife? Will he befriend Meg Ryan and finally get that hug? Who the hell is Romana? Answers to these questions and more, next time on Legacy of Manwich!
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wickedwormwood · 5 months ago
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Terreur plusplus
Nom de nom. J'étais trkl à vendre les légumes au magasin d'la ferme cet après-midi, se pointe un p'tit gars, genre mon âge, un peu dans la lune, que j'ai déjà vu plusieurs fois (il prend du persil et des trucs pour se faire des jus de légumes, il fait des jeûnes, tout ça, discret, l'air gentil). Pour faire la conversation, je lui demande : "alors, pas trop consterné par la politique US ?". Et là. Devine quoi. Le type il me sort :
"Ben, moi, je trouve plutôt intéressant le personnage, et puis bon, y'a quand même besoin de ça hein, avec un peu de chance ça viendra bientôt en France..."
Le type. Il est là, à acheter ses légumes bio à une paire de lesbiennes et à moi (queer). On en est où de la dissonance cognitive ?...
Il m'a ensuite entretenu de l'armée QAnon, qui est en vérité le S.H.I.E.L.D (dans les Avengers), et Captain America c'est Orange Hitler Jr., et Iron Man / Tony Stark c'est bien sûr Elongated Muskrat, tout était prévu dans les films, et le soulèvement de l'armée est en marche, et ça arrive en France bientôt. De quoi se réjouir.
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rustbeltjessie · 1 year ago
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May 25: Things we found on the ground at the park and the beach—three pieces of beach glass (one with a silvery mirror backing on it), two rocks (one that looks like a mushroom, according to the 6 y.o.; another that's sparkly and full of holes), and one PlusPlus block.
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gender-darling · 2 years ago
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(⠀🎀⠀) : ❝ Steampunkmistress ❞
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— ❝ Steampunkmistress ❞ : ❝ a gendermistress subset connected to being a steampunk mistress, a mistress of steampunk, or is connected to steampunk and mistresses ❞
  — For day 1 of @revenant-coining's 900followers event! Based on the prompt "Steampunk" ^ ^ Don't tag as xenogender! Plusplus tagging @mousesquared :3
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Please read my rentry before interacting ! Don't repost ! ♡
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juuret · 3 months ago
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Why has the local tiger restocked the carnival items instead of moving to the easter ones wtf
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starlightshadowsworld · 1 year ago
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(Casey raised by Shredder AU)
I'm SO interested in Irma's part!! Especially in how she slots in, I'm guessing you're going for April, Casey and Irma to be actual friends right? Cause that'd be so cool!
Plus I like to think they both figure each other out before the turtles + April. Like one day they're both like 'yeah uhh lets keep between us?'
plusplus! Casey helping Irma be more 'human' since she's a robot (or in your AU a cyborg raised mostly by the Kraang)
In the end the turtles are like 'Casey can you BELIEVE Irma was a cyborg? Whats next? You got some secret?" and case just like 0_0'' nooo defo not... ;) with only Irma getting it fully.
PS if Irma did befirend the turtles Donnie would defo be friends (maybe science BFFs?) since she like science and is ya know a CYBORG!
It's funny you mention Irma because that reveal is in the chapter I have been procrastinating 😅.
I absolutely love that "can you believe it, do you have some secret we don't know Casey" gold, so good.
I did go back and fourth on Casey knowing, and I'm going to say Casey does know as does Irma.
But April does not.
Irma, Casey and April are all friends. Casey and April both know about the turtles.
Irma does not but will.
Casey was casually hacking the Krangs database, because he was bored and found their files on Irma.
Irma's parents were scientists who made contact with the Krang. They had a deal, tech for info on earth.
Irma as a kid got into an accident, the Krang saved her and she became a cyborg. Her parents didn't well to this, were killed and the Krang raised her.
Irma eventually ran away and has been hiding in New York ever since. She found out about the turtles, Casey and April from the Rat King incident.
Casey and her were in a cage together after all and she saw the fight go down.
Casey cornered her afterwards, afraid for the safety of his friends. Both spilled their secrets and have swore to protect each other.
They are afraid to tell the truth incase they're shunned for it.
I do love the idea of Casey helping Irma "be more human." Luckily she's surronded by April and Casey who are bizzare by human standards so no one bats an eye.
Irma has kept her knowledge of the turtles a secret. She knows the Krang are involved but she's been afraid to get involved.
That is until the invasion happens.
It's not caused by her finding the lair though, it's April instead.
Oh her and Donnie will become friends, she will befriend the rest of the turtles.... But not for a while.
Leo is immediately distrusful of a stranger in the lair, especially when said stranger was involved with the Krang.
But April's trust and Irma joining in the fight does help that, if a little.
April's just like you're both idiots and I love you.
I do need science bros Donnie, Casey and Irma yesss. You've given me the motivation to finish this chapter, thank you 💜
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bywons · 1 year ago
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catsauce-1 · 1 year ago
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(pet/animal) technically mine is just a collage of emojis that are 🐈🦖🦕🦈 on a blue bg or a plusplus block build of a stegosaurus
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