#pogo posts

[unluckyhorseshoecrab]

Overheard at the gay leather brunch spot: "the lead singer of fall out boy actually did all the music for spidey and his amazing friends"

[shower-phantom-ideas]

Danny saving Villians because he doesn’t want them as ghosts in his realm.

“I aint letting you bring that into my house nuh uh”

[pines-pokemon-center]

It's Harvest Festival time!! Here's a recap of everyone who's there!!

Lavendar (male) the Aipom! Iron (female) the Houndour! ADOPTED!!! Carbon (male) the Trubbish! Slash (female) the Drifloon! Pogo (female) the Oddish! Adopted Porridge and Rice (male) the Doduo! Adopted Wazzo (female) the Wynaut! Lilo (female) the Riolu! ADOPTED!! Shep (male) the Raltz! Adopted Slate (male) the Poochyena!

See the previous posts if you wanna know more about them!! Or if you're gonna be there in person you can just ask us XXD

-Mike

You have three days to claim a Pokemon on this post! You don't need to have the adoption drawing done within that time, you only need to have the claim stated.

All of these Pokemon will be available in the future! But if you wish to attain them at the festival, you only have three days to claim them.

[migorify]

[thewingedwolf]

luther: the golden child

diego: the mastermind

allison: the peace keeper

klaus: the clown / mascot

five: the rebel / truth teller

ben: the lost child

viktor: the scapegoat

is this something i think this is something

[mangocheesecakes]

I have to go to bed because it's almost midnight here and I have a job interview tomorrow. Thank you so so much to everyone reblogging and donating to Karam's fundraiser. Hopefully we can get him to £700 or even £800 by the morning.

I'll try to send out messages again tomorrow to promote @yousefmoner 's fundraiser, which still hasn't moved at £5,387 for almost 2 days now.

Please also don't forget @mohamedmoner1994, who's wife Rewaa has cancer. Their fundraiser is stuck at £9,610 with the last donation being 2 days ago.

[h0ondotcom]

the boyfriends from oddbods guys !1!1 😛

[queerslurheritageposts]

I come bearing links to funny faggot videos (you said you couldn’t find the series, but I have them here)

Baldur’s Gate 3

Animal Crossing (there’s two separate parts that’s why there’s two links)

Legend Of Zelda

Pokémon

these are all of the ones out now, but if any more come out, I’ll be sure to send them 🫡

not the bg3 one calling Wyll spineless 😭 he would be scared to say it tho he's too niceys

these are all very good thank you for sharing!

[mananabuffins]

Please add me on pokemon go

I send lots of presents and my friend code is

8039 2141 4427

[geosabor]

which undertale soul colors would you assign to the LAL protagonists

akira and oersted share red to me

Im gonna assume this chart being accurate. It's been a while since UT was big but I remember this one getting shared around the fandom alot. (Also bare with me, this gonna be a biggun)

POGO - Bravery (Orange) Bro's got easily the biggest brass balls to fight a fire breathing mammoth and a T-Rex in the same day with nothing but a bone and his pet gorilla. He's also a total goblin who'd run into a wall to break it if it means saving Beru.

LEI - Determination (Red) Girl loses a fight and is immediately plotting your downfall. Both in Dominion of Hate and Imperial China.

YUN - Perseverance (Purple) He starts as the weakest character in the game and frankly he's really pathetic. But over the course of Imp. China his drive to improve makes him grow stronger (in my case the strongest member of the team. Seriously, 3 Tempest Torments and Odio died)

HONG - Integrity? (Blue) Gonna be totally honest. I have the least amount of data on Hong. I picked him last during my playthroughs of the game, I see the least amount of fanart of him, I see him the least in other's playthroughs, I dont really get his deal. I wanna say Integrity cuz that'd be cool since he started off as a dine-n-dasher and he grows to be better, but I'm not totally sure

OERSTED - Justice (Yellow) Now I know what you're thinking, but think about how he talks about his place in all of this. He rightly feels cheated, time and time again he was cheated cuz his best friend was just a massive simp. So he sees his current situation as a massive wrong to be righted. And listen to how he describes the other bosses. Also sees them as tragedies, wrongs to be righted and all that. It might be a warped sense of justice but it is *A* form of justice.

OBOROMARU - Determination (Red) You can take Oboro's chapter in a myriad of ways. You don't have to save Ryoma right away, you don't have to interact with most of the enemies, heck there are only 5 mandatory fights in the whole chapter (2 being Ode Iou). He doesn't even bring any equipment with him. The path doesnt matter because Oboro's one goal here is to kill Ode Iou.

SUNDOWN - Patience (Cyan) Dude prolly had to deal with Mad Dog and a buncha other hunters chasing him down for years. We know he spares Mad Dog so its safe to assume he spared the others. Also think back to how he dealt with Pike. I bet most of the other heroes woulda spoken up during that whole thing.

MASARU - Perseverance (Purple) Takes alotta the stuff to willingly get punched in the face over and over so you can learn some cool wrestling moves. Especially when sometimes the masters just flat out won't use em. Maybe also a little dumb but hey, I'm not the champ so who can say.

AKIRA - ??? Akira is complicated. He has a strong sense of justice, his integrity is really solid, he's SUPER determined, he's really kind to those he cares about, and he's willing to persevere through A LOT of bullshit to help people. Honestly at a loss here. I guess if I had to pick one it'd be Determination but an argument can be made for any of em. Except Patience. He defo doesn't have patience that's for sure.

CUBE - Kindness (Green) Easy choice, he was literally made to help people

[unluckyhorseshoecrab]

ooo headfirst slide for the fob asks if you wanna!

headfirst slide into cooperstown on a bad bet: describe your neighbourhood as if an author setting the scene.

This is the road out of town. If you keep on it, it takes you through the part of the county locals call the Big Lonely: acres of twisting hills and canyons, empty and silent except for the crackling sounds of inhuman things.

But: turn off, before you get there. Take the road through the valley, until the hill comes. The pavement clings to rock and thin dirt: be careful--if you need to pull over, your tire might slip into a drainage ditch chewed into the shoulder of the road by the importunate running of water.

You're more likely to see wildlife up here than people. Deer, balanced on ledges made of little more than small stones bonded by fragile silt. Crows, laughing at you. Houses cling to the hill in embarrassed patches where trees couldn't be bothered to grow. Even the telephone poles are more for the birds and the squirrels than for people: pock-marked and studded with acorns, stained guano-white, wires little more than tightropes upon which chattering dramas are played out, a circus of rodents oblivious to audience.

You'll lose cell service, at some point. You'll forget which way you're facing, unless you can read cardinality from moss. Wherever you stop, you'll be under the graceful curve of a big, grandmotherly oak tree, arms cupping over the road, holding you--small, loud, childlike thing--to the hill, to the shade; welcoming you.

fob asks

[ridreamir]

Ignoring the Netflix Canon when I feel like it (Crack Reader Insert Post)

[Mild Umbrella Academy Spoilers!]

Hello and welcome to the Umbrella Academy! The....Sparrow Academy...? Oh wait no, wrong one. It says here you're a part of the bullshit academy. Yayyyyy!!! You're special! You have a superpower! Now....

Imagine being ruthlessly stalked by the biggest nightmare of a Commission Assassin only to find out that it's:

A: Alternate universe 5. Wearing a mask. B: Someone Commission Founder 5 planned to send after you. C: All the above. And a secret third option.

He's trying to fucking kill you, which is why it's all the more surprising when he cocks a gun at you and shoots one bullet, only for it to sail right past your head. Why he purposely missed eludes you, but haunts you for many days and nights. Then, the apocalypse hits. You just narrowly escape with your life. Thanks to your 'power', you're privy to obscure knowledge. Knowledge no one in this multiverse should have about its history, inter-workings, and potential future outcomes.

Good thing you're practically the most useless idiot on the planet aside from that, because wow. Talk about multiversal anomaly threat.

(Hey, you show that you could have been capable of intelligent thought! Had you been raised properly. News flash: YOU WEREN'T.) So now you're cozy in your little New Yurk apartment which doesn't cost a billion francs per month because that's a different timeline. Isn't this lovely? Isn't world peace amazing? It's too bad, really, that you live next to gay and gayer. And bitch. Brothers, Viktor, Klaus, and Ben. They're fine enough, really, if not for the screaming matches fuck boy Viktor gets into with his multiple gfs on a daily basis and the sheer amount of drug dust that wafts in every time Klaus even breathes in your direction. They're normal. Just a couple of young adults trying to make it in the big city after presumably running away from daddy. (Mid 20s?)

That's... right. You see, you recognize these three. You haven't seen the others around yet, nor is there any guarantee that they even still live in this city anymore, but after the last 'pocalypse you sneezed yourself out of, you landed yourself here, right in the heart of it all. Why? Because they're your brothers.

In this timeline, Canada won back in 1812. Ooooooh. Bummer.

See, none of this would be a problem, if not for the sudden appearance of a highly intoxicated and mildly injured smelly boy man on your couch. He's sobbing. He just shot at you the last timeline ago!!! "Auuuuggghhhh uhuhu, waaahhhh!!!!" He cries under the mask. "Why'd you fuck up our timeline(s) *hic*, now I have to uhuhu~~ Kill youuuuuuaaaaa aaaaaaaawhuhu!!~~"

That's right! After isekai'ing into a near identical Umbrella Academy to that of the hit Netfix show of the same name, you were nearly forced to grow up just as traumatized as the rest of your seven pseudo siblings as you recovered your memories and sense of identity! Then your 'brother' went on to go found the fucking same corporation that wants to kill you! And now he's pretending he's a field agent when he's really the fucking founder!

"I don't wanna do it, Eight! I don't want to have to, to huurrrrtt youuuuu aaaaawwwhuhuhu!!~~" He sniffles, ripping off the mask. "Just... just stay with me, okay? Just, we'll hide you in the thirty sixth floor of my tower just, just staawwpp running uhuhuuuuuuuuu!!!~~~~"

Well this is news to you that he actually has some semblance of care for you, actually. When the little bitch is sober he's usually trying to lodge a bullet in your skull! Or apparently only pretending to. Reginald. What in the fucking world did you do to this man(baby). Why is he acting like this. He's usually so terrible and cold and uncaring and not nice (and smart) but right now he's absolutely fucking pathetic! You know you're in deep shit when a tentacle bursts through your wall. "Hey!!" Ben yells, not having any concept that this is his brother 5 that died on a mission when they were children. "Shut that frignart up, fuckshit!"

Ah yes. Gen kthulu slang.

"Aww is that habibi? Tell 'em I said hii~" "Fuck you." Ben hisses at Klaus.

When Five starts to dry heave on your couch from choking on his own crying, you know you have a problem.

Dear god. Please let the next universe be normal.

[zorua-gaming]

Collection of home screens & wallpapers that I keep forgetting to post.

[pines-pokemon-center]

Here's half of them! The rest aren't fully ready to go yet!

Misty told me you already met him, but I'll give him a proper introduction anyway! We have Lavendar (male), our Aipom who has four digits on his tail instead of three! He's been here for two years ]: Aipoms are a big responsibility... They need a lot of things to climb and have a lot of energy... His extra digit is perfectly functional and he suffers no health complications because of it!

We have Iron (female), our Houndour! She's still very young! Not even a year old! She was part of a litter that was surrendered to us. She's the only sibling left! It's probably her colors ]: She's not as bright and saturated as all her siblings were ]: But she can definitely get adopted!! She's adorable and spunky!

We have Carbon (male), our BIG BOY Trubbish! He's got some cool spots but is a little cranky. But it's something we've been working on!! Hopefully he'll be on his best behavior and not be troublesome during the festival... XD Knock on wood!

We have Slash (female), our Drifloon who was surrendered to us by a breeder because of her face markings. She's such a curious little gal! She's very hands-on like a lot of Drifloon tend to be [:

And we have Pogo (female), our Oddish with a bit of a... balding problem?? XD Considering the occasion, we're hoping maybe someone who specializes with grass types might pick her up! She definitely needs a grass type trainer who can help try to maintain her leaves XDD

-Mike

[objectlyloving]

its pogo appreciation time baby

we fawn abour our other object partners a lot, but pogo will always have a special and unique place in our soul. hes our first object boyfriend and we literally love him so so much

hes gotten a little old, and hes very well loved so he looks a little scrungly, and he doesnt smell like lavender anymore - just rice - but we still love him to no end

[raes-trash-art]

the person who means most to you