#pokemon telephone

[oldwebsurfing]

Pokémon Tech! Found at www.pokemonicons.vze.com

[adobe-outdesign]

new Pokemon OC: typical crazed conspiracy theorist kind of guy who's convinced that aliens are real except it's the Pokemon universe so aliens existing is already a known fact that no one finds strange. the guy's like "EXTRATERRESTRIALS LIVE AMONG US, I CAN PROVE IT" and sends out a Beheeyem and the other trainer's like "yeah?? I have one of those too"

[puppyeared]

valentines day pkmn wip ^_^

[jazz-kitty]

magearna icon for a friend

[articskele]

Ok concept: So mythical Pokemon are like cryptids, right? At least in my headcanon- So some people don't think they exist, there are myths and rumors about them, etc. And maybe there have been stories and characters over the years based on mythicals.

So, as a forest guardian, the Pokemon universe's equivalent of The Lorax would be based on Celebi- The Celebi movie. Swanna-swans. Melvin as a Mudbray. Do you see my vision-

And you know how some of the original concept art for the 2012 Onceler wasn't human? Maybe in the Pokemon universe, that concept art depicted him as a Sneasler-

[perenlop]

listened to cabinet man again for holiday joy and i also listened to touch tone telephone again and man the urge to add it to the quinn and atlas playlist…

[official-raihan]

I hope you know I'm visiting Galar very soon so be prepared

I'm terrified

[outofcontextstuff]

[sol-flo]

not leaving but in case you are: i'm fairly active on cohost as soll and post all my art there 👍

also social media is always gonna be unreliable, my personal website has an rss feed (and you can also follow people on neocities)

[differenttriumphdragon]

Part two of what ChatGPT thinks Pokemon look like: Eevee, drawn as God clearly intended, with three ears, two legs, and one glorious mane.

Directions in text below.

"Definitely! Here are the steps to draw Eevee:

Start by drawing a circle for Eevee's head and a large oval attached to the bottom of the head for the body.

Draw three small, pointed shapes on the top of Eevee's head for the ears, with a tuft of white fur on the bottom of each ear.

Draw Eevee's big, innocent-looking eyes, including the pupils with highlight.

Add a small triangular nose and a round muzzle, with a line underneath for the mouth.

Draw Eevee's front two legs below the body, with rounded paws and three toes each.

Draw a curved line from the top of Eevee's head to the back of its body for the fluffy fur on its back.

Finally, color Eevee in light brown color, with cream-colored fur around its neck and a strip of darker brown fur down its back.

With these simple steps, you should have an adorable Eevee drawing in no time!"

[kazumahashimoto]

AND HE'S DONE IT!!!!!! A CLEAN SWEEP!!!!!! COMPLETELY DEATHLESS!!!!!!!! NOT TEN LEVELS ABOVE MY FOES!!!!!!!!!

[louiseazy]

[thrilloffirstlove]

I have no idea how to actually design fusions I just like going 'hehe electric tail'. Anyways here's this absolute dweeb

[kunosoura]

Video game easter eggs that trigger when cheats are detected

Numbers stations

ARGs that never reveal a product being promoted

Deep web sites that don’t seem to be selling anything

Glitch pokemon

A telephone number with no context in an unexpected place

TempleOS and Timecube and other staggering monuments to net psychosis

TV broadcast interruptions

messages hidden in programs not intended to be found

rensenware

[hamofjustice]

y'know, it's funny, from replaying pokemon scarlet / violet basegame, i'm pretty sure if you're not internet poisoned, then one of the most memorable things about nemona could be that she only battles you half or less of the times that she checks in to help you because she wants it to be perfect and fair for you and really doesn't want to annoy you, to the point it almost seems like she's making excuses NOT to battle you, not that she's a wild dog that's stalking you and will not leave you alone. one of her earliest character establishing moments is looking directly into the camera with puppy dog eyes and apologizing profusely for wanting a rematch because she had fun

she's in the gyms because she's also doing the gyms! she gets really embarrassed that it looks like she's following you around and decides not to battle you to prove she's not! if she is, she's probably following you because geeta asked her to, and clavell literally said she should take you under her wing! she usually gives you advance warning that she's going to be taking you on soon!

in particular, once you're out of the tutorial she talks to and helps you without battling you for the first three badges of her own questline

it's always, like, clavell and geeta being like 'smh get a load of this girl, she needs to back off, who does she think she is, gary oak?' with their body language. the "oops, nemona didn't realize that cutscene didn't heal you" thing the game keeps doing feels kinda forced.

maybe it's just pokemon writing being what it is (i really don't know why they act like she'd use her champion team against your starter, she just picked a starter, what are you talking about. make her look overeager in a way that makes sense with her character or anyone over the age of 5 please) but the way nemona actually is not matching the way everyone talks about her seems to be a thing in universe and out, and i want to remember this rather than fall into a telephone game of what the plot actually was

if anything, I wish she was less afraid to annoy the player, and more present in the game! y'know, appearing in the sidelines during gym battles with the rest of the crowd rather than the text simply saying she was, for example

idk, I wonder if things would be different if the most vocal pokemon "fans" didn't hate characters interacting with them. maybe I want a brock and misty with me the whole game. maybe biri biri and after the rain are the experience I want

acting like the character who puts our enjoyment above her own and is afraid to annoy us still annoyed us is how we get a DLC that never mentions her or the other main characters of the story in 9 months of promotional materials and, maybe someday, a gen 10 with no friends at all.

[upheavalofmemory]

PAC | Love Predictions Based on Random Pokemon

Hello! This is just a fun pick-a-card! Choose a pile and get a random love prediction based on random Pokemon generated from randompokemon.com <;3

If this gets positive feedback, I may possibly do a game doing cartomancy but with Pokemon cards (I have plenty from my childhood haha) or through the same website, or possibly continue doing pick a cards like this- we'll see!

♢ There are six piles to choose from. Pile one is the letters, pile two is the paper heart, pile three is the ticket to happiness, pile four is the painting, pile five is the telephone, and pile six is the bandaid. Feel free to pick one or several piles. ♢

Pile One ♢ Letters

Who's That Pokemon?

It's Porygon2!

Right now, your love life may be pretty monotonous and boring, constantly going through the same cycles. You may be trying to find a partner through the internet, and it's really not working.

Put in some energy to make connections with people in the real world, especially doing hobbies and things you love, and you may find your love life will become much spicier (not in a 18+ sense, but rather just more flavorful and fun!)

Pile Two ♢ Heart

Who's That Pokemon?

It's Pincurchin!

You might meet someone who naturally has a guarded appearance, but in reality, they are a true softy. They might initially harm you with their words or actions, but they mean no harm, they're just not used to the affection. They'll warm up to you eventually, as will you! You'll find that they're actually quite pleasant to be around, just initially hard to get to know (you know how some people don't date well but are good in relationships? Like that!)

Random note, but they might be very physically affectionate, they love cuddling and hugs <3

Pile Three ♢ Ticket

Who's that Pokemon?

It's Excadrill!

Right now, you may be going in ready to fight, like you're holding a battering ram ready to knock the door down. Right now, you are taking NO prisoners and you mean it! Someone might have hurt someone you love, and you are not standing for that. You may feel so strongly due to previous wounds, you don't want anyone else to feel the same way you did (the red markings remind me of scars). Either way, you're locked and loaded, ready to fight. You might have also recently gotten out of a relationship or don't want a relationship so you're fighting off people you really don't want the attention of. I admire your strength pile three!

Pile Four ♢ Painting

Who's that pokemon?

It's Tinkaton!

You may have quite an adorable demeanor, yes, but people tend to overlook the edginess of your personality. Like pile three, you tend to take no prisoners and would probably gladly go on a riot. Your personality keeps you out of the mold, a rebel almost with a fighting spirit. This may have kept possible partners away from you but someone is going to love your duality!

This pile reminds me of how some women struggle because they haven't received romantic validation from their peers (ditto) and I want to tell you that if you feel the same way, I want you to know that there IS someone out there for you, they just need to match you energetically. If they don't match your boss bitch energy, or at least respect it (or are working towards it), then they aren't worth your time, period.

Pile Five ♢ Telephone

Who's that pokemon?

It's Swadloon!

Ah, my introvert pile. I had the urge to say my "ace pile" so if you are ace you might resonate with that. You're huddling in from the cold, enjoying yourself inside. Do you want a partner? Maybe... Do you feel like looking for them? Not really. You're in some deep, reflective hermit energy right now, gathering up your energy and just enjoying yourself and your own presence. You might have recently broken up with someone.

Basically, enjoy yourself while you are at it. Enjoy your own presence and your own emotions and feelings by yourself or with non-romantic relationships (friends, family, etc). If you're looking for love, there is someone on the horizon, but just chill out for now, you'll go back at it when you're ready and recharged.

Pile Six ♢ Bandaid

Who's that pokemon?

It's Wailmer!

Beach bodyy! I wasn't sure initially how I was going to do a reading based off of Wailmer (he's just a round whale for goodness sake) but then my brain just started yelling beach body and then it clicked.

You might be insecure about your body, especially with the upcoming summer, which may have caused a blockage in your love life, but somehow, you are glowing up! I don't even mean in a physical way, but rather in a mental way. You're going to start seeing yourself better and become more confident in yourself and you're gonna love it.

You might have a summer lover in this incoming season, although I see you are pretty unaware of them. They might randomly come up to you and start making you feel pretty and that's not normal for you. You might push them away at first but they seem pretty consistent; good for you :).

Also, you or they might have a winning/million-dollar smile, "Say cheese!"

Thank you so much for reading! Feel free to check out my masterpost with more readings, or you can support me by purchasing a reading by clicking here. Thanks for the support, let me know which pile you picked and if it resonated or not :)!