#poly program

[gorgugplushie]

I have yet to watch the new ep but have some poly pilots art . Merch of each other . Been a wip for a while !

[roxyaddams]

so now that the pilot program are all becoming magical girls this means, as all magical girl groups imply, that they are in fact, a polycule

[family-on-6]

god Aabria just HAVE THEM ALL KISS EACH OTHER ALREADYY

[audible301]

Ay can we talk about Bad Universe Evan and Jammer still ending up in the same place? Like even in a world where nobody went to Gowpenny and Evan grew up normal they end up at Purdue together.

Best friends finding each other in every universe

[psychic-lobotomy]

POLYAM PILOT PROGRAM TRUTHERS HOW WE FEELIN OUT HERE!!!!!!!!

[thistlerockcaster]

misfits and magic season 1 evan kelmp ended the season dating k.

misfits and magic season 2 evan kelmp ended the season dating sam.

this is officially a pattern. comedy demands that the cycle must complete. he shall finally reach his true potential.

misfits and magic 3 WILL end with evan kelmp dating jammer.

[lilyrosegold]

I think all the pilot program should get matching tattoos but instead of it being a new tattoo they all share I think everyone should just also gets Sam’s name in a heart on their hip

[thecoddaughter]

Stuck in the center of the air mattress between his ex and his best friend––because in their simplest titles that is what K and Sam are to him––Evan Kemlp's thoughts were the average conflicting mess. The urge to run away. I am danger. I am harm. The urge to stay. This is caring. This is love. Stuck as a human hotdog as the air slowly and eternally hissed out of the mattress. Stuck as Sam and K plant him in the middle aware he would escape any other way.

- - -

The hairs on Sam's arm stood up as she buried her head in Evan's chest. A cuddle pile should be more platonic than whatever the hell this was but they were the three of them, there was no normal for whatever this was... whatever it was was what it was. She wondered if he'd stir at the fact that hot tears were pushing out and onto his shirt. Because deep down she knew why the hairs on her arm were standing up. She felt them––just like she felt every presence and connection she made. Maybe she couldn't see the strings that attached people as clearly as before, but she knew a demon when she felt one. Something... someone was back.

[punkeropercyjackson]

Saying Hobie Brown dosen't seem like a minor is batshit antiblack but also genuinely funny in how stupid it is.I've never seen a character who embodies 'boyish' as much as Hobie does,he's teenage boy supreme

[lucy-frostblade]

if not poly then why are they like this

[kennedy-salem]

Evan Kelmp the homie hopper you are I love you

[somarysueme]

Gaaaawdddd. I am so overwhelmed with happiness over the finale, over Do The Work, over seeing and being there for each other, over EvSam CANON. REAL. LOVE.

But there are already so many beautiful posts about the nature of love and care. (About Evan’s unwavering respect and advocacy for Sam!!!!)

Instead of retreading that, here is detailed headcanon about every permutation of the Pilot Program fucking it out:

Sam/Evan: It doesn’t happen that often because neither one actually has a very high sex drive. Mostly they just like to snuggle and kiss a bit. But when they do actually get into it, it so tender and gentle oh my God. Lots of Evan checking in with Sam, helping her figure out what she actually likes, unwavering dedication to Making It Good For Her.

Yes, they do eventually dabble in pet play but it’s 100% not sexual. (In fact any kind of sexual power exchange is a pretty big turn-off for Sam.) That said, sometimes it’s OK to let your boy be nekkie and in a collar while you watch The Sarah Connor Chronicles. He will bark every time they violate established lore, and that’s also love.

Sam/K: have you ever read Maka Maka? Sometimes two besties just want to sit on the same hitachi and talk about boys. Nothing weird about that!

Sam/Jammer: I feel like it would take some Circumstances to happen, but it certainly could. He would be a little less Constant Explicit Checkins than Evan, because he trusts his read of his beloved friend Sam’s signals. But he’s still such a gentleman as he encourages her to bounce on it in a self-respecting life-affirming way until she is getting Magic Funnel Sweaty.

Jammer/Evan: this would also take some Working Up To It (I think this is true for all Jammer/Any Team Mate because he worries about blurring those lines) but when the feelings and circumstances align it is the most athletic bro4bro nonsense in the world. They just hype each other up mid-coitus and there is a 100% chance of causing structural damage to whatever bedroom was unlucky enough to contain them.

Evan/K: pre-breakup they were just wild horny teen poorly negotiated kink exploration 24/7. They both enjoyed it but also both needed A WHILE to digest it before the possibility of being intimate together could even be on the table. K dredged all kinds of weird shit out of Evan’s id that he has a hard time reckoning with once they break up. Is he ACTUALLY into that or was he just indulging K’s weird fetishes? He compartmentalizes it for a long time, until they are older and he’s once again comfortable with dipping his toes back into Weird Shit. Someday he will be, and the elaborate forcefem roleplays will be waiting for them both.

Some other day, when they are even older than that, and only once in a while, he’s willing to go Dark Lord on them in bed again.

K/Jammer: again, never really occurs to him, but K is like “Jammer I need to figure out how to have normal sex”. And he’s like “wow. Uhm. OK? Well that’s a wild proposition even setting aside the implication that sex with Whitney Jammer is “”””normal”””” but OK!”

They both have to have a couple beers or possibly vodka cranberries for less carb load, and also he does have to frequently refocus K on their intention to Not Get Weird With It. But when a team mate comes to you recognizing a need to improve their game, you respect that. You honor that. You help them figure out what sounds they can make that don’t come from hentai. That’s what a good point guard does.

[family-on-6]

im beginning to have a sneaking suspicion (especially after whatever the fuck just went down between sam, evan, and jammer and the little moment between k and jammer on seegenpeleater) that we might... actually get poly program????

like there's no way

but also...

[lethal-effect]

one two things Evan and K have in common is they are always ready to Throw Hands and Support Sam B

[arotheosis]

Just got to the Galamanis part of the Mismag finale where they’re seeing alternate versions of themselves and both Evan and Jammer are in Purdue uniforms.

you’re telling me that in a version of Evan’s life where magic hasn’t fucked him up he still ends up going to school with jammer??? That they’re still students and teammates together???

mfw soulmates that find each other in every lifetime

[finnyinspace]

3D modeling hard..........