#pompous and the prick

[viktheviking1]

Confession V2

(This is kinda outta context. I tried to make it make sense. If you want to know what really happened that led up to this scene, I've got links to my fanfic at the bottom. I hope you enjoy anyway!)

Blitz hadn't seen Stolas in so long. Between Stolas getting kidnapped, and then getting kidnapped himself, he had realized how precious time in this life was. Not to mention the giant lump in his throat as he watched his old friend and first crush live the life he always wanted, and get to love whomever he pleased. Stolas had told him once that he loved him, and he brushed him off. He wouldn't make the same mistake again.

So when he knocked on the door of Stolas's mansion, on a day that was distinctly NOT a full moon, he had one goal in mind.

"Hey there, good looking." Blitz said, leaning in the doorway.

Stolas was clearly taken by surprise, "Oh! Hello, dear. What can I do for you?"

"The better question is what can I do you for?" Blitz grinned.

Stolas couldn’t help but let a goofy, sheepish smile, sprawl across his face, “Heh. He he he! How silly.” He started giggling little hoots.

Blitz seemed to let out a sigh of relief, “It’s been so long since I heard that sound.”

Stolas immediately stopped, “Oh-! I’m sorry.”

“No, no, no!” Blitz closed the space between them, and grabbed his hand, “I meant . . . that I missed it.”

Stolas’s heart flipped, and he looked down at their hands. He tangled their fingers together and he watched as Blitz squeezed his hand.

"You know . . . I've had some time to think. . ." Blitz started, looking away as he blushed, "about you and I. About our arrangement. About how I . . . really feel about you."

“Oh~? And how do you feel about me?~”

He expected a sarcastic return, a witty comback, or at best, a flirtatious remark. He was not expecting for Blitz to grab his cardigan, and tug him down, and kiss him roughly.

Blitz pulled back after a moment but didn’t let go of him, pressing their foreheads together, “I love everything about you, Stolas. I love your creepy bird mouth and the way you laugh. I love listening you talk about your stupid hyperfixations on plants and toads and constellations. I love how much you worry over your daughter and how a simple text from her can make your day. I love how you are somehow so shy and sweet, and somehow the k*nkiest motherf**ker alive and that you know what you and chase after it. I love to listen to you sing in the shower and watch you gaze at the sky. I love you so much, Stolas." He let go of his shirt and cupped his face in his hands, and pulled back to get a better look at him, "and that's why I've been so scared to hurt you. And I know being with me would mean a lot of hard decisions, public ridicule, and general trouble for you. Not to mention my tendency to be the worst of bad luck charms."

"Blitz-"

"But if you really do think for some crazy, insane reason, that I'm worth all that, then . . ." He nuzzled him and smiled, "why the f**k not?"

Stolas stared into his eyes, stunned. He reached up and pinched Blitz's cheek.

"Ow!" He shouted, but didn't let go of his face, "what the f**k was that for?!"

"I had to check if I was dreaming." Stolas blinked.

Blitz laughed, "You're supposed to pinch yourself to prove it."

"Oh, that's right." Stolas grinned.

"Dumb*ss." Blitz chuckled, and the two fell into another kiss. There tongues tied together in a familiar fashion, the sweet taste of renewed love and churros on their lips. It was also so completely different from their kisses of the past. Before everything was hot, passionate and fast, but this was a tender, honest kiss. A purity in it that neither had ever had before.

Stolas felt a sharp pain, and pulled away suddenly. Standing at his full height, he reached his hand down to rub his butt where it hurt, "Ouch!"

He looked down at Blitz who was grinning mischievously, "So? Is it a dream?"

It took him a moment to realize what had happened, but when he did, he burst out laughing.

". . . It wasn't that funny." Blitz smiled, eyebrows drawn together.

"Oh yes, my dear," Stolas leaned down and picked Blitz up, letting him sit on his arm, so he could face him, "Yes, it was."

Blitz snorted, "You have such a weird sense of humor."

Stolas giggled, "You're the one who made the joke!"

"I know what I said and I stand by it." Blitz nodded.

They both laughed together.

[cheekylittlepupp]

My one and only.

[everlastingfable]

I'm 43 pages in Yield Under Great Persuasion and it's so funny. I don't think I've ever had this hard of a time trying not to laugh reading a book

[putuponpercy]

I'm supposed to be working on a sequel to All Talk and other things but I keep getting distracted by stupid shit like

Gordon DiCaprio

[gaytorade-fucker-69]

Who the fuck does this fag think he is

[planefood]

I'm trying to get back into reading fiction (audiobooks rn because I'm too busy with my final school projects to be sitting down and reading) but it feels so hard to find the shit i'd actually like? even some of the more recent acclaimed ones to me just feel like they follow the same beats as generic hollywood movies sometimes. I want to read books to escape that generic hollywood tinge they're not bound by budgets and short length like film just by the writers imagination... But it feels like its really hard to find the good stuff, maybe I'm just really picky. I've always been picky about fiction books since I was a little kid because non-fiction always felt more tangible and I'd know what I was getting into. Also the way a lot of novels talk about marginalised sometimes is just, the minute I can see the authors total lack of awareness it takes me out of it and makes me wanna stop reading.

if you have book recommendations please tell me <3

[mini-munchers]

So...uh...what if that necklace March wears...is one of his medals on a non-ornamental lanyard/ribbon? I can see it.

[maxwell-mtv]

I think I'm burnt out...

[viktheviking1]

My Stolas x Blitzø fanfiction The Pompous and The Prick, is coming to an end. What should I write next?

The problem with the Fizzarozzie fanfic is that if how they actually met and got together is revealed in the show, I might loose motivation to write and/or you guys might loose motivation to read. 👀🤷‍♂️

The problem with the Good Omens idea is that I'm not an expert on the lore, so I'll probably mess up and I'm worried some people would get unreasonably angry about it 😅

*Please note that ultimately, the decision is up to me, but I definitely do want to hear your input!

[nireidi]

*Among the stars and bones spoilers*

Ok so I’m a huge fan of the among the stars and bones podcast. It’s excellent, but I just listened to the prequel episodes and the visceral gut wrenching response I had when Gordon fucking price started singing? Ugh. I hate that guy so much.

Honestly sign of some amazing writing that I can hate the guy the deeply in only 10 episodes 😂

[judasofsuburbia]

listening to the la la land soundtrack and getting re-mad at my ex boyfriend for making fun of this movie with his best friend when it was our first date to see this movie

[dove-da-birb]

ALSO YES! PRECURE 5 IS SO UNSETTLING AND I LOVE IT BUT THERE'S ONE PROBLEM AND IT'S THIS MF

I CANNOT STAND HIM HES SO FUCKING CREEPY TOWARDS NOZOMI AND I HATE IT

Can Shooting Star girl deck him in the face please?

[zeethenecromancer]

Sometimes I think the communities of universally loved games can be better about criticism and then I see someone saying that the slime designs of slime rancher 2 are bad because...some have more extra features.

[theo-the-ghost]

"hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man"

Well fuck you too Friedrich Nietzsche.

[angelphyls]

Humbert is such a deplorable character in lolita idk i can only blame lack of reading and comprehension skills for the romanticization of his character

[iswmperson]

I'm polish and i approve this message

i feel bad bc this isn’t a hetalia blog by any means but i HAD to fix him….