#poor alberu

[crazydaymycrazyway]

Cale: Okay, let's go over this again

Cale: What do you do when we face an enemy?

Choi Han: Beat them up!

Cale: Right. And?

Raon: Scam!

Cale: And?

Hong: Loot!

Cale: And then?

On: Destroy their lives!

Cale: And what if we get caught?

All of them: We let the Cookie/Crown Prince handle it

Meanwhile Alberu in his office: Why do I feel like to curse somebody?

[youngyoo-apologist]

I like this scene because when I was writing it I was thinking about how fun everything would be once Alberu joins the party ahaha

This poor guy will not only have to deal with Regressor Cale, but Regressor Choi Han AND Kim Roksoo. Those three will never let the opportunity to tease Alberu slip by. Also I find this one scene really funny because Alberu is absolutely thinking to himself ‘what the hell was that’ when he made eye contact with Cale, the young master of the Henituse family who is famous for his brutal honesty and words, is smiling at him in a way that reminded Alberu too much of himself.

Realistically, there should be no way the young master knows anything about him, not when they had only exchanged a few greetings in passing. Sure, the Henituse county was rich, but they had no reason to dig for information on him unless he provoked them. So why did it feel like Cale Henituse knew something very important about him?

[hedgehog-wise]

Yeah, of course i have a plan

Plan:

[tooselfaware]

White radish to Cale: We are similar. You are now my fated enemy.

Alberu to Cale: We are similar. You are now my younger brother.

Duke Fredo to Cale: We are similar. You are now my son.

Cale: I just wanna be a slacker. Now give me cookies and money.

Raon: Yes, we're gonna live happily ever after with your cookies and money.

[forgetme-eternally-blissfully]

Rapunzel AU!

Cale has been inside of the tower for his entire life. His hair is long, much longer than his brother's. His brother doesn't have a name. Cale knows they're brothers though- because they both have red hair, even if Brother has short hair and Cale does not.

Ever since Cale was 12, he'd been dreaming of a different world. He went to sleep and woke up as someone named Kim Roksu. This Kim Roksu was not in a similar situation as he was- Kim Roksu wandered the streets and ate food from the floor and hid in the small cabinet in his uncle's house. Kim Roksu was weak and strong.

Kim Roksu is a friend to Cale. When Cale wants to see the outside, he sleeps, and he dreams.

Kim Roksu figured out how to communicate with Cale after several years of simple body swapping.

Somehow, they are similar! They both agree that being trash is the best. Kim Roksu because it's easier being a bad person than a good person, and Cale because Brother won't let him be trashy and he wishes he could throw a fit without Brother punishing him.

"Your brother keeps you in a tower?" Roksu asks when he learns.

"Yeah. Is that weird?"

"Well, I don't know anyone who stays in a tower." Cale kicks a rock on the sidewalk with his barefoot, sending it skidding across the dirt road. "Ow, my toe." Roksu complains blandly.

Sharing a body, they also share the same sensations.

"You barely felt that and you know it."

"Shut up."

"You shut up." Cale retorts. He wants to say more, but he swallows those words and tucks them into his chest.

'The bruise over your eye hurts more but you don't complain about that.'

He bites his lip and looks down.

"Do you think," he asks quietly, "if I asked Brother to let me out, he would?"

Roksu, disembodied and floating over his body, frowns. "You haven't asked before?"

Cale smiles bitterly in Roksu's body. "... I did, once." After, Brother said he was going to be leaving for two weeks, and told Cale to ration his food well. Cale knew better than to think it was a coincidence. He didn't have Roksu yet. It was very lonely for a long time.

Roksu doesn't say anything.

"If," his voice trembles, "If I got out. If I left..."

"Cale." Roksu stops him. Cale winces, expecting to be reprimanded.

"You are trash. Trash does whatever they want, no matter what anyone says. If you want to leave, then leave." Roksu's translucent body floats over to stand in front of Cale. Sternly, he says, "Don't worry about useless things. Worry about making a plan and executing it."

Then, abruptly, Roksu turns and ignores him. Cale laughs and folds in half, a childish grin splitting his malnourished cheeks. How can someone be so blunt but so shy? Kim Roksu frowns, but it looks like a pout. Cale rubs away a tear and looks up at the back of his friend. No, the person who sometimes feels more like a brother to him than his real brother.

"And will you help me?"

Roksu rolls his eyes. "Don't ask something so obvious."

Cale smiles and looks down. "Right. Obvious, isn't it?"

Something like receiving help wasn't obvious to either of them. Yet, when it came to the two of them together, it was the most obvious thing in the world. It wasn't obvious with Brother, who he shared blood with. But Kim Roksu, who was abused and beaten down at every turn, chose to welcome a wandering soul into his body and share everything with him.

'You're the one who shouldn't want to be here,' Kim Roksu said when they first started talking and Cale asked why he didn't try to force Cale out. 'When you're in control, I can relax. Why would I want you to leave? That's so difficult.'

They learned that Kim Roksu really could force Cale out when his uncle kicked Cale, sending Kim Roksu's body sprawling onto the floor, then stomped on his arm so hard they heard a clear snap. For Cale it only hurt for a short moment. Roksu threw him out so fast you could imagine that he had practiced beforehand.

Every day and night, Cale slept to try and enter Roksu's body, check on him, share the pain, but Roksu kicked him out every time. It wasn't until four weeks later that Roksu let Cale back in.

Even that much pain was a lot for being four weeks after the incident, but while Cale was struggling to keep his cool, Roksu floated around him and spoke as if nothing was wrong. When Cale started sweating a few hours later Roksu kicked him out again.

'Don't be stubborn,' he said when Cale returned the next night. 'Just say that it hurts. If you still want to stay after you admit that it hurts then I won't kick you out.'

It was a very Kim Roksu thing to do.

"Brother," Cale asks one day at 15, impatiently brushing his hair. He gets scolded lightly, and Brother takes the brush from him. "I read in a book about something called a phone. Do you have one?"

Brother gives him a blank look. Then, as if it had been a lie, his expression changes into something kind and gentle. "Fone? Can you show me the book?"

Cale and Brother roughly root around in every book for anything like the so-called 'Fone,' coming up short.

"Maybe it was a dream," Cale excuses it like that, rubbing his neck. Brother looks at him, worried.

"It must have been. Get some rest, Cale." A kiss to the top of Cale's head, Brother hugs him and promises to bring him more paint. "I'll be gone for a few days this time. Do you want something?"

"Ah," Cale smiles, pressing his face into his Brothers neck to hide his face. "Could you bring me -------?" Brother freezes.

"... you-"

"I learned it from the books! This time I really did, Brother. Please?"

Slowly, Brother releases the tension in his body. "... If that's what you want. But you have to close the window if you're going to mess around with alcohol."

"Yes!" Cale jumps with joy. Then he suddenly runs to a bookshelf, changing the topic by talking about a book Brother brought to him last time. "-and I'd like to know if the sequel is out yet."

"I'll do that." Brother smiles. "You've been asking for more things recently, Cale." Brother settles a hand on his head, stroking his hair.

"It's because of my reliable older brother!" He grabs onto that hand, keeping it there, resembling a naive little brother who only has his role model in his eyes.

He sends his brother down the tower using his hair, and watches that spot of red disappear in the distance.

His face drops.

"... Bastard."

Cale turns on his foot. It's time to see Roksu.

[murasaki-cha]

And now presenting

"The multiple names machine translation has given to my boy Alberu"

Albert

Alberto

Alver

Alberdo

Alvardo

Alvaro

Alfredo

Alexander

Albertos

Alverno

Alfonso

Alverde

Everyone pick your favorite flavor of Alberu there's plenty to share

[sadlynotthevoid]

In an AU where Og!Cale and Bassen where together at a noble meeting, a random enemy mage showed up, caused chaos and dissapeared.

Alberu: Everyone, please calm down.

Eric, trying and failing to be subtle: *shout-whispers* Cale, what are you doing?!

Cale, way behind Alberu's point of view: *half-supressed giggles*

Alberu, ready to deal with the worst stress induced migraine of the year: *turns around* Young master Ca— *stops*

Alberu: What is going on?

Eric: Ah, Your Highness! We are not sure. I took my eyes off him for a moment and the next I know Young Master Cale was... Well, there.

Cale, squatting down next to the unknown magic circle: *giggles harder*

Alberu: Has he touched anything?

Eric: No but—

Amiru: It says what? *Cackles*

Cale, still trying not to laugh: I know right!

Gilbert: I got the oranges. *Shows both arms full of fruits*

Eric: Oh no. They're cooperating.

Alberu: *fastly making signals to his mages* Young master Cale, don't touch that!

Cale, taking a pair of oranges: Hm? Relax, I won't. Anyways, it's not dangerous at all.

Random mage guard: ...is not?

Cale: Nope. That guy, I know people can be stupid but— Pff— he raised the bar really high. Look, that symbol over there, I think he must had wanted to mean "live" but he misplaced the apostrofe and put the last "syllable" sideways.

Random mage guard: *blinks* that symbol... Huh. I didn't recognize it because I rarely use it, but it's "oranges", right?

Cale, joyfully settling the oranges in weirdly specific positions of the circle: Right right! And those words over your left, I'm guessing he intended to write "to go down"— what a strange way to word it, by the way, couldn't he just put "die" like a normal person?— Anyways, it has too many spirals. It says—

Cale: *puts down the last orange* "To go dancing"!

The circle suddenly shines and the oranges grow hands and feet. Now there's a file of oranges dancing the conga around the ballroom.

Alberu: What the actual loving— orange. The loving orange.

Amiru, Gilbert and Cale: *having fun with the oranges in the background*

Eric: Well, at least they didn't destroy anything this time.

Alberu: Except my sanity.

Okay so i put my thang in the reblogs of this post at first but i decided i wanted to make my own post SO

Crack hc that as a bored lonely teenager og cale reverse engineered the magic language used in tcf and is basically fluent now (the way people learn hilichurlian or enchanting table text for fun)

But noone knows he learned that, and the moment anyone does learn he has mages salivating at his feet LOL

[moonflowerbrb]

I WANT TO HIGHLIGHT THAT ONE TIME CALE USED THE GOD OF DESPAIR TEST FOR HIMSELF!!

Or something along the line. The wrath test is the most incredible part of the test for me. Not only does cale didn't get fooled, he also use it to his own advantages. Just for his own fun i mean.

But you know, there is this part that i really love, mainly the part where he specifically said to the voice about what really make cale the angriest or something. He choose to said absolutely weird thing that makes me confused, but turns out the voice is a scammer XD.

Ok, for real. This is the first thing he said when the voice ask him that question.

CHILDREN COMPLAIN ABOUT SIDE DISH?? THAT IS SUPER UNRELATED AND PEOPLE WILL BE REALLY ANNOYED WHEN SHILDREN COMPLAIN, RIGHT??

BUT THIS MAN RIGHT HERE HAVE A DIFFERENT THOUGHT.

HOW CAN SOMEONE THINK LIKE THAT?? LIKE COME ON yes, he did thought about not having to work anymore, and yes, he laugh when alberu has a mountain of work to do.

BUT THE FIRST THOUGHT ON HIS MIND IS THIS!! Truly, cale really loves his children, huh...

[unparalleledtrash]

TCF/LCF incorrect quotes✨

*Cale showing up in Alberu's bedroom after pushing more workload onto Alberu*

Cale: Your Hi--

Alberu: *losing his sanity* Look at these bags under my eyes! Even my bags have bags!

[delicatetrashyouth]

I have seen some people comparing Krs!Cale to a cat. So after some analysis and imagining, I have come to my own self-diagnosed decision to officially declare Krs!Cale as a cat. I don't know if y'all are already on it but at this point if Krs!Cale isn't a cat then On and Hong aren't either.

[crazydaymycrazyway]

Cale: Do you have a type?

Alberu: Long red hair, red eyes, shorter than me, smart, dumb, has a lot of friends, oldest in their family but doesn't want to be the heir, can control elements, a good actor, understands me the most, wear boots and likes likes simple clothing

Cale: Wow, that's quite specific. Is it someone I know?

Alberu: Did I mention dumb?

Cale: Yeah?

Alberu: Just checking

Later that night

Cale: Oh my God, His Highness has a crush on Miss Rosalyn!

Raon: ????

[ravensloop]

Tsk, tsk, unlucky bastard

Cale: I am going to avoid war as much as possible, and stay far away from the major characters to successfuly achieve my peaceful slacker life.

Also Cale: *Throwing the silver plaque across the table to show the nobles* "I, Cale Henituse, am in charge of the northeast region’s military, starting today."

And as Alberu once said-

Funny bastard, that Cale

🤣🤣🤣

[lizmidfordsblog]

The fact that we can't trust anything that comes out of Cale's mouth. He's such an unreliable narrator I can't even believe it if he says that the color of his shirt is red. For all i know it's white but it's covered in his blood. Dude will just straight up update his narratives like Microsoft Windows.

Literally can't trust shit that comes out of this guy's mouth unless I've got third parties (frequently in the form of poor Raon, Choi Han and Alberu's reactions) confirming it.

Cale would be like: Yeah, my shirt is red. Choi Han, to the side, nearly in tears: With blood, it's red with blood.

Or

Cale: I'm not bleeding, what are you talking about? Alberu: You're literally bruised, you have internal bleeding! Cale: Yeah, well, that's where the blood is supposed to be, no?

[blueteller]

Halour, I'm kinda curious... What crimes have Cale done, exactly? I see a number of "crime list" videos about him but the wiki don't really confirm anything💀

— 🌄

...The Time Has Come. 😌

I have long promised this list, so perfect timing! Thank you very much for this question! Allow me to introduce you to:

Cale Henituse's Crime List

(Just for the fun of it, I tried to give a different example for every single one of these. Some events repeat, but not the crimes!)

1) Accessibility of Records for Tax Department

Cale looted significant amounts of money from the Magic Tower and many other places, without leaving any legal trace.

2) Affray

Multiple occasions, like pretty much everything that happened in the Molden Kingdom.

3) Aggravated Assault

Cale rarely gets physically involved in a fight, but I think suddenly strangling Prince Adin qualifies.

4) Aggravated Burglary

Every single time "Real Arm" is in business.

5) Allowing Dog or Cat To Be a Nuisance

How else would you call encouraging your animal shape-shifting kids to be involved in criminal activity? Also Fluffy the Puppy was under Cale's command even if he technically belonged to Princess Jopis, I say it totally counts.

6) Ammunition – Possessing, Acquiring or Carrying

Cale intentionally pocketed magic bombs from the Plaza Terror Incident and used them later on.

7) Animal Cruelty

...Does Cale subjecting On to his "nice act" in front of Litana counts? Oh it definitely counts. That poor child.

8) Armed Robbery

That time Cale & co. robbed the Mercenary Guilds in Leeb-An City, for instance.

9) Arson

Setting the Wind Island on fire.

10) Assaulting or Resisting Police

That time Cale & co. went to Sez Kingdom. Pretty sure the knights trying to stop them from kidnapping the king counts as "resisting law enforcement".

11) Being Disguised With Unlawful Intent

Priest Cale in a nutshell.

12) Blackmail

That time Cale talked to Antonio Gyerre.

13) Breaking and Entering

Cale coming to the Sekka Estate.

14) Careless Driving

Debatable since a fantasy world doesn't own cars – but. I count Cale breaking through walls of a maze on a mother-effing Stone Imugi as "irresponsible driving". Just think of what kind of example you're setting for the kids, Cale!

15) Carrying a Loaded Firearm in Public

Cale has Raon following him everywhere, so.....?

16) Carrying Out Plumbing Work Without License or Registration

Cale has an underground villa in the Forest of Darkness. I'm pretty sure whatever construction work they did there would count as illegal.

17) Carrying Out Work Without a Building Permit

Cale had Dragons teleport an entire castle into the Forest of Darkness. Yet again, involves a building with no legal paperwork.

18) Causing Injury Intentionally

Obviously. Like making fiery lightning bolt strike in the middle of an Elf Village attack. Or hitting a radish with a rock.

19) Collecting or Making Documents Likely to Facilitate Terrorist Acts

Everything involving Knight Rex after he became a terrorist.

20) Conspiracy

Cale and Alberu talking about anything.

21) Control of Body Armor

After reading it up, I decided that mana disruption device ABSOLUTELY falls into this category.

22) Control and Use of Dangerous Articles

Cale adopting pretty much everyone on his team.

23) Corrupting Benefits Received By Commonwealth Public Official

Cale using Alberu's golden plaque to trap the White Star with Embrace. I mean, if being infected with that clown doesn't count as corruption, I don't know what does.

24) Cultivation of Narcotic Plants

Cale letting Hong eat plants in the Forest of Darkness. It IS, in his own words, his own backyard.

25) Dangerous Non-Guard Dog Attacks or Bites a Person or Animal with Person in Control

Cale letting Choi Han beat up Adin. ...Well, Choi Han COULD be counted as a Guard Dog, but. They never formalized the paperwork? I say it counts since Choi Han isn't legally registered!

26) Dealing With Property Suspected of Being Proceeds of Crime

Cale renting a house from Odeus Flynn.

27) Dealing With Property Which Subsequently Becomes an Instrument of Crime

Cale buying the Magic Tower before he proceeds to kidnap Mueller.

28) Delaying the Entry of Police

Cale not letting the law enforcement know about the Plaza Terror Incident beforehand. Also, activating the mana disruption device, knowing it would hinder their efforts to stop terrorism. ...Yes Cale & co. prevented said terrorism better on their own but it still counts.

29) Deliberately Omitting Information

Cale making an Vow of Death to Choi Han claiming that he can't tell him anything.

30) Destroying, Damaging and/or Interfering with Any Works of a Water Corporation

Setting the Lake of God's Tears on fire.

31) Destroying or Damaging Property

Cale destroying houses in the Gyerre territory.

32) Destruction of Evidence

Cale and Raon blowing up Hais Island 5 to cover up Ron's infiltration.

33) Directing the Activities of a Terrorist Organization

Cale's entire career in a nutshell, really.

34) Discharge Missile to Endanger Person or Property

Cale blowing up the whirlpools in the Ubarr territory.

35) Dishonestly Cause a Loss

Cale tricking the White Star into the abandoned underground city.

36) Disturbing Religious Worship

Cale messing with the Sun God's Church for being mean to Mary.

37) Driving an Unregistered Vehicle

Cale & co. using Mary's bone Dragon.

38) Drunkards Behaving in Riotous or Disorderly Manner

Cale pretending to be drunk in the Gyerre territory.

39) Endangering Safety of Aircraft

Cale letting his allies abroad an airship during the Jungle battle.

40) Entering a Place Without Authority or Lawful Excuse

Cale rescuing Raon.

41) Extortion With Threats to Destroy Property

Cale threatening the slave traffickers in the Gyerre territory.

42) Failure to Notify the Authorities of Criminal Activity

Cale doesn't notify Alberu of crap, unless it's to make him clean-up the aftermath.

43) Failure to Register a Pet

Pretty sure Cale registered exactly none of his allies. ...Except maybe the Tiger Tribe that one time they moved into Harris Village with Deruth's permission. Everyone else? Not a chance.

44) Falsifying or Concealing Identity

Cale acting as Naru von Ejellan in Endable Kingdom.

45) Forgery of Documents

Cale and Taylor faking an ancient document to fool the White Star.

46) Fraud

Cale promising Plavin Singten benefits for siding with the new Sun Church.

47) Getting Funds To, From, or For a Terrorist Organization

Cale sponsoring his allies, like giving Rosalyn magic stones.

48) Going Equipped for Stealing

Cale making Real Arm uniform.

49) Handling Stolen Goods

Cale using Divine Items.

50) Identity Theft

Cale introducing himself as Bob.

51) Indecent Assault

Cale telling Choi Han to strip that one time. (Yes, it actually happened. ...Not the way shippers wished for, obviously.)

52) Inducement to Be Appointed Liquidator

Cale helping Princess Jopis overthrow her sister on the condition of benefits for the Roan Kingdom.

53) Insider Trading

Cale selling Alberu dead mana from a Dragon.

54) Intentionally or Recklessly Causing a Bushfire

Cale setting that bush monster on fire in Xiaolen.

55) Introduction of a Drug of Dependence Into the Body of Another Person

Cale letting Rosalyn drink coffee on Earth 3.

56) Kidnapping

Cale & co. capturing Venion Stan.

57) Leaving Children Without Supervision

Cale letting the kids look for Mueller.

58) Lighting of Fires in the Open Air

Cale using Fire of Destruction against Sky Attribute.

59) Loitering Near Schools

Cale & the kittens in the Sez Kingdom.

60) Loitering With Intent to Commit an Indictable Offence

Cale letting Clopeh Sekka spot him that first time.

61) Manslaughter

Cale letting Choi Han, Rosalyn and Lock go and destroy the Archduke's Estate.

62) Membership of a Terrorist Organization

Cale making up Real Arm.

63) Murder

Cale killing the White Star.

64) Negligent Manslaughter

Cale letting Ron go on a vacation.

65) Non-dangerous Dog Attacks

Cale letting Choi Han spar with Hilsman.

66) Obtaining Property By Deception

Litana giving Cale free stuff.

67) Offences Connected With Explosive Substances

Cale commissioning Eruhaben to create Dragon's Rage.

68) Other Acts Done in Preparation for, or Planning, Terrorist Acts

Every morning Cale drinks lemon tea.

69) Possessing More Fish Than the Catch Limit

Cale dealing with Whales. ...Whales are fish, what are you talking about?

70) Possessing Controlled Weapon, Housebreaking Implements, and Things Connected With Terrorist Attacks

Everything Cale owns in the Super Rock Villa.

71) Possession of Precursor Chemicals

Cale making Billos buy alchemy ingredients.

72) Prohibited Weapons

Cale utilizing the Dragon Bones in battle.

73) Providing or Receiving Training Connected With Terrorist Acts

Cale letting his people train in his backyard.

74) Public Nuisance

Cale letting Choi Han act.

75) Reckless Conduct Endangering Life and/or Endangering Serious Injury

Cale every time he uses his Ancient Powers.

76) Recruiting for a Terrorist Organization

Cale adopting the Tiger Tribe.

77) Robbery

Stealing magic stones from the Alchemy Towers.

78) Sabotage

Cale going behind the Empire's back while he helps out the Whipper Kingdom.

79) Setting Traps to Kill

Cale Ghost Operation during the sea battle against the Indomitable Alliance.

80) Smuggling

Cale helping Cage and Taylor into capital.

81) Stalking

Cale entering Alberu's bedroom whenever he wants.

82) Stating False Name When Requested

Cale never letting anyone know about the transmigration and calling himself Cale Henituse.

83) Tax Evasion

Willful tax evasion for sudden wealth increase.

84) Terrorist Acts

Cale & co. detonating a bomb at Maple Castle.

85) Theft

Cale obtaining the blood drinking crown.

86) Threats to Inflict Serious Injury

Cale & co. threatening King Bakehe.

87) Threats to Kill

Cale cheerfully informing Adin he's going to personally kill him.

88) Torture and Interrogation

Cale ordering Beacrox to deal with the Magic Spearman.

89) Unauthorized Access to Restricted Data

Cale & co. coming to the Directory. ...Yes Bud was the Mercenary King so technically it was legal, except from the Mercenary Guild's perspective, it was break and entering.

80) Unlawful Assembly

Cale hanging out with Dragons.

81) Unlawful Oaths to Commit Treason

Cale promising to destroy the Alchemy Belltower to Rei Stecker.

82) Unlicensed Driving

Cale riding Dark Tiger Alberu.

83) Willful Damage

Cale employing Archie to destroy Duke Sekka's statues.

Any other crimes I forgot to list? Let me know!

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BONUS CONTENT

With the help of others, we've expanded the original list of Cale's crimes!

84) Aiding and Hiding Fugitives

Cale helping out Hannah and Jack.

85) Aircraft Hijacking

Cale & co. taking over the Empire's airships.

86) Being an Accessory to Crimes

All Cale's deals with Billos in a nutshell.

87) Child Labor Law Violation

Cale making children work for their meals. Even if he's actually just adopting strays under the guise of formal work, said formal work is still illegal. Just admit you care, you weirdo.

88) Defamation

Cale spreading recordings of Adin being evil acros the Empire.

89) Deliberate Damage and/or Destruction of Currency

Cale happily throwing coins into lava.

90) Ecoterrorism

Wiping whole islands off the map counts as severe destruction of the environment.

91) Fly-tipping/Littering

Cale casually defenestrating Adin. Watch where you throw garbage, Cale. There are trash bins for a reason!

92) Harassment

Cale ordering Beacrox to beat up mountain bandits.

93) Illegal Detention/Imprisonment

Capturing prisoners of war, like the Dragon Half-Blood or the Flame Dwarves.

94) Illegal Goods Trade

Cale selling and buying items at the Caro Kingdom Auction.

95) Impersonation

Cale pretending to be different people in the Indignity Test.

96) Intentional Destruction of Cultural Heritage

Cale setting the Lake of God's Tears on Fire. Also, blowing up the Magic Tower.

97) Plunder of Public Property

Cale & co. destroying the walls of the capital of the Empire.

98) Trafficking Endangered Plants Accross Borders

Cale transporting the Fake World Tree in his badge.

99) Treason of the Crown

Cale treating his Hyung-nim with utter disrespect, such as comparing the Shining Sun of the Kingdom to a squirrel.

100) Trespassing

Cale in Endable Kingdom.

BONUS BONUS CONTENT

Not technically illegal, but:

101) Crime Against One's Well-Being

Cale abusing his health in such horrific ways even a regeneration power cannot keep up with him.

102) Crime Against Fashion

Cale preferring only black and plain clothes when he could look good in anything.

103) Crime of Self-Delusion

Cale thinking he still has a chance at slacker life.

104) Spreading Misinformation

Cale's track record of causing misunderstandings everywhere he goes is frankly terrifying.

105) THAT FACE

Cale's fabulous looks are a crime in of itself. It deserves a spot on the list.

[teriri-sayes]

Reactions to The Light's Chapter 422

Brief summary: Cale meets the two users and drags them into his scam. Cale makes a show as Alberu wakes up.

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We got a flashback again to after Cale watched the videos.

Cale: *trembling as he watches all the videos* Cale: (D-Damn it!) Raon: Human, what's wrong? Your face is really serious! Narrator: Cale could not hear Raon's voice. Hours of battle footage, all captured in ultra-high definition and with incredible sound performance. Cale: Ha… *looks up at the ceiling* DA: Cale, we're totally awesome. Shield AP: The forest is beautiful. Cale: ...

While Cale was in shock and denial of what happened, the APs were giving rave reviews. 😂😂😂

Male user: I-I am Crazy Attention Seeker. Female user: I am Strawberry Cream Bun. Raon: I like that bread! Strawberrry Cream Bun: Gasp! *dies from Raon's cuteness* Cale: (These two are strange. They're like Clopeh.)

Cale finally met the two users responsible for his current suffering: Crazy Attention Seeker (CAS) and Strawberry Cream Bun (SCB). And he immediately realized that he had to be cautious of them because... they were like Clopeh. 🤣🤣🤣

SCB was fangirling about Raon's cuteness while CAS was extremely nervous yet excited to meet a "god." Meanwhile, HD was having his own monologue about Cale's godhood.

HD: *telepathically tells Cale* This is fun, but it will be hard for you to become a god. Cale: (What nonsense is he talking about?) HD: (Gods are both worshipped and feared. But heroes aren't. People look at them in excitement rather than fear. These two must be excited because they still don't know Cale, who faced GoC, to be a god-like being.) HD: (Coughing blood and fainting are bad, but also good. Because it makes you look human. A god must not appear sick to their believers. But Cale shows that he can be sick, and can express various emotions, reminding everyone that he is human.)

So HD... are you rooting for Cale's godhood or not? 🤣🤣🤣

Cale introduced himself with his real name and told the users that he was from another world because a god requested him to save this world. He was asking the two users for help as he mentioned that the game world was becoming real, but it would soon become hell.

What Cale wanted from the two was their expertise: releasing videos. SCB was a film director, and understood that Cale wanted them to create videos related to the Night and Light quest in order to move public opinion. Thus, the two, who acted like crazed fanatics, accepted Cale's request and joined in his scam to deceive the world.

The subquests that Cale received, the one about getting a skill and changing the attribute of a divine item, needed to be done in a sacred place outside of GoC's reach. So the Sun God saintess arrived and told Cale that the Sun God was calling for Cale and Alberu to the Sun God church's main HQ. And that was how Cale and Alberu ended up with the situation last chapter.

“Pfft.” And now. Alberu Crossman flinched once more at Cale's laughter. “Oh, suuuuuuuun- grant me a glimpse of your brilliant glory- oh, suuuuuuun!” Even in the midst of all this, the pope's cries were heard. “Huh?” Cale opened his mouth, feigning surprise. “Your Holiness, Your Holiness! It looks like the hero is coming to his senses!” “Alas, at last!” Alberu's irritation flared. Cale Henituse, he must be doing this on purpose. “Hero, hero!” Cale called to him in a desperate voice, shaking him slightly in his sleep. Alberu heard the subtle laughter in his voice and simply squeezed his eyes shut. 'This is driving me crazy.' As he closed his eyes, the quest window popped up. It was an unusual, wobbly quest window, as if sent by the Sun God. Of course, it was clearer than before. [Urgent Sub-quest: Show them the dignity of a hero!] 'Really driving me crazy.'

Cale enjoying teasing Alberu. 😂😂😂 Sun God eager to show off her hero. 🤣🤣🤣 And Alberu suffering from the two. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ending Remarks Poor Alberu. 😂 Next chapter would be Alberu finally facing reality. How would he show a hero's dignity though? 😂 I really hope we'd get a flashback to his conversation with the Sun God.

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Idle Happiness - Modern! Cale/Reader

a/n: similar to At Ease

tags: modern au, establish relationship, good ol domestic fluff, no specified gender for reader

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anon said: hii !! can u do domestic fluff like modern au ^^ s/o cooking, cale taking care of kids and stuff like that ykkk

OR PREGNANT S/O AND OVERPROTECTIVE CALEE !!

‘Indeed, happiness is found in being a rich, powerful, slacker.’

Cale thinks to himself as he rocks both of you on the rocking chair inside his room. You were currently asleep on his lap while he read a novel he had been putting off for a while. 

It’s a beautiful day. The sun is shining, the kids are outside with Beacrox and the others, making the mansion quiet. 

It’s a beautiful day because it’s a rare day off for the ever-so-busy Cale Henituse.

Ever since he got himself entangled with his father’s business, as well as sticking his nose in government affairs because of Prime Minister Alberu, Cale barely had anything to sit and lounge in peace. The poor, aspiring slacker just wanted to save up a bit of money, but ended up taking care of all sorts of things.

But those things are for tomorrow’s version of him to stress about. Right now, his job is to soak in your presence as he relaxes his mind and body. Falling asleep once more while cuddling you close.

After a few hours, you woke up while Cale was still sleeping. The sun was still up, it looked to be around lunchtime, and so you decided to cook a light lunch for you and your love.

Untangling yourself from Cale was quite the task. It didn’t help that he looks so cute, making you reluctant to leave him be. But still, you have a task you wanted to fulfill, so you got up from your cozy setup and decided to go down to the kitchen before you starve to death.

Cale didn’t have many servants, but the house was usually still lively because of all the people he accidentally gathered during his endeavours. A liveness that didn’t exist today, as Cale forced all of them to go enjoy the outside so you and he could hog the house.

Stepping inside the kitchen, you thought about what meal you should cook. You’ll definitely have to bake pastries for the kids, but that’s for later. 

Your eyes scan the cupboard while thinking before they inevitably land on a pack of ramyun. You remember that Cale complained a few days ago about missing eating instant noodles. Something that rarely happens, as Beacrox dislikes him eating such unhealthy food.

Boiling some water, you grabbed some other ingredients from the fridge and the pantry to add to the ramyun. While you were at it, you also grabbed a couple of soju bottles so you and your love can drink while eating. 

Hands circle your waist as you crack the eggs into the pot. Red hair tickles your chin as Cale rests his head against your shoulder; clearly still sleepy, but wanted your presence more than sleep.

“What are you preparing?”

He groggily mumbles against your skin as you turn off the stove.

“Just some ramyun. You said you wanted to eat some, right? There’s also soju if you want.”

“Mmhn”

Taking his response as affirmative, you took the pot to the counter and grabbed two pairs of chopsticks. You didn’t bother with bowls, opting to eat directly from the pot, as it's just the two of you.

Cale took a while, but he eventually became awake enough to properly enjoy the food you prepared. Light talk remained as you both enjoyed each other’s presence in this rare moment of peace.

Once the food was finished and the utensils were washed up, you and Cale decided to go back up to your shared room in order to watch a movie. This time, opting to cuddle on the bed instead of the sofa.

Eventually, both of you are gonna fall asleep without even finishing the movie.

Eventually, Choi Han and the others are gonna get back home and see the lovely state you two are in.

Eventually, Deruth, Cale’s father, is gonna need his help in their conglomerate.

Eventually, Alberu will require your beloved’s assistance once more.

But for now, they don’t exist. It’s just you and your love in this little relaxation bubble of yours.