#poor dwarf

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[anxious-chaos-art]

Kaka in this panel is everything to me. He's just standing here🧍🏾as his sister uses him as a prop to hit on the hot dwarf lady his parents hired. Iconic king

[butter-n-breadrolls]

Ok but imagine Merry and pippin in Erebor and being guests of honor due to being related to Bilbo (even more fun if Thorin lived and consort Bilbo has to watch his idiot cousin-nephews make fools of themselves) most calling them the “Hobbit Fili and Kili”

They go all out during a dwarven party and Bilbo keeps apologizing on their behalf

By the end of the night both Merry and Pippin have countless proposals and suitors looking to marry a relative of thee Bilbo Baggins

[bunnybookah]

Shedding so bad she's going bald.

[unnonexistence]

imo a core part of the newmann dynamic is like... you've got these two very very intelligent people who have spent most of their lives being Smartest Guy In The Room. which feels great! but also, it's very hard to form close and trusting relationships when everyone else sees you as Smartest Guy In The Room. and if you maybe don't have great social skills to begin with, you can't figure out how to compensate. and it's hard to build up solid self-esteem when the only thing people value you for is your intelligence, and a lot of them resent you for that, too. so really it is very very lonely.

and then they meet! and neither of them is the smartest guy in the room anymore! and that is both EXHILIRATING (omg! someone who gets me!) and TERRIFYING (the fragile pillar i built my whole self-esteem on is crumbling! help!).

they do NOT know how to cope with this. best they can do is being obsessed with each other.

[proffbon]

Ayo dwarven Warden-specific dialogue!

[possibly-a-table-or-just-gay]

I headcanon that Thorin has like. such a huge sweet tooth its a little disgusting. your majesty are you eating sugar straight out of the fucking jar.

[haventacluewhatimdoing]

Actually losing it over the psy-moon episode like imagine gaining all that hope that maybe you are loved and appreciated by the people round you and received physical contact and a hug for the first time in YEARS and then told it was fake!?!?!? Rimmer man he's a smeghead but I want to give him the biggest hug holy shit

[siyapara]

Can do the dwarf planets In beach

Hi

I drawing them separaped why my phone 📱📲➡️💥🏃‍♀️‍➡️

:333

[triple-pupil]

LOOK AT MY BABY ON HORSEBACK

SHE IS BEAUTY, SHE IS GRACE- SHE- probably isn't sitting right in that horse BUT SHE IS PRETTY WHILE DOING SO.

[boysfromthedwarf11]

Yk sometimes I just find myself randomly saying 'poor Rimmer' throughout the day. Just for everything he's been through. I'm lying in bed 'poor rimmer' I'm walking down the street 'poor rimmer'. He just generally needs to be felt sorry for.

[ostaramaclay]

Feel my blade, loneliness: may your foulness rot in hell!

Rimmer's reactions to Lister's displays of affection in Terrorform

[supacutiepie]

The stock on Bianca has hearts set into the inlay on the stock. Built into the crossbow itself. And then the cloth wrapped around the bridge to the stock is and old red satin, the same red satin that Hawke's companion's would carry as his token. It's old and dirty no doubt the fine silk from the Hawke estate... Oh Varric....

[indecisive-v]

remembered red shoes and the seven dwarfs exists bc they had it on the plane

you should totally watch red shoes and the seven dwarfs

[arvolna]

This is some Turkish humour. Some people say we are the most nervous people lol. And since the dwarf is controlled by a Turkish girl haha.

Tabii öyleyim olm "of course i am dude"

[acewashereog]

I'm only on S4 but they should be a throuple