#post covid!kyle broflovski x reader

[hoosurdaddy]

Post Covid!Stan's group: Riding their face.

Pairing: post covid!stan marsh x reader, post covid!kyle broflovski x reader, post covid!eric cartman x reader, post covid!kenny mccormick x reader.

Triggers: 18+, oral (f receiving), face sitting.

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This would 100% be Stan's favourite way to devour you bc he can be lazy sometimes and with you sitting on his face is ideal. He'd hold you up, giving your slit long licks and straight up tongue fuck you as he purposely brushed his nose against your clit. You'd be so confused as to how he breathes? Some way, some how his fingers would play at your core, and it would be crazy when you shout his name from your orgasm. Stan would be smiling up at you with wet lips.

Kyle would do this when you both have been dating for awhile and are comfortable with each other but once it happens, oh gosh, he would go all in. Kyle would be so good, remembering what you liked and just had the right amount of teasing before giving into you completely. With your hips rolling and your moaning above him, Kyle would get so hard, especially when you got close; Kyle would happily flatten his tongue against your pussy and let you roll your hips against his tongue and cum.

Just like Stan, this is the perfect position for Cartman to be lazy in and just bury his head into your pussy. He would be thrusting his own hips air, imagining that he was fucking you while his tongue moved deeper and deeper into you. He would be grunting beneath you as you tugged and gripped his hair, moving him to exactly where you wanted him to be.

Kenny would be gripping your thighs and holding you down against his mouth and wouldn't let up even when you tried to move away from him when the pleasure got to him. Kenny would have his lips wrapped around your clit and wouldn't let you up until you eventually were screaming his name and grinding against his mouth.

[sp-by-april]

I'm gonna be so real with yall, I literally scrapped the whole thing and rewrote it after talking to @angel-gone-dark tonight lol. This F!Reader is definitely me with the serial number filed off, but yall are welcome to enjoy it. I hope you like PRAISE 🥰😍

PC!Kyle x F!Reader

[Kyle Broflovski Master List]

Have you ever had a first date so awful that you immediately went to a different bar?

Well, I’d just finished one for the record books. There was this little hotel bar downtown where I knew I had very little chance of running into anyone I knew... So I headed straight there.

I ordered a whiskey sour and this older guy next to me took notice.

“The whiskey here kind of sucks, and it’s overpriced. Oh-for-two,” He slurred.

“Thanks, for the tip,” I rolled my eyes and grabbed my drink the second that the bartender set it down.

He nudged me with his elbow, “I’ve got the real top shelf upstairs in my room,”

“Stan, she could be your fucking daughter,” The voice next to him scolded.

“Shit,” Stan looked me over, “Are you my daughter?”

“Maybe. My ex was always ranting about my daddy issues and you look like just the sort of guy who could cause them,” I said matter-of-factly.

Stan nudged his friend next, “Pay for her drink, I’m gonna hit the head,”

He spun out of his seat and headed to the back of the bar while I said a silent prayer.

Stan’s friend slid over to the seat next to me and whipped out his wallet, “Sorry about him,”

“It’s fine,” I sipped my drink, “I just had a horrible date so it makes sense that trying to decompress from it is just as annoying,”

He tossed a pile of cash on the bar top and signaled the bartender for two more drinks, “How horrible?”

“When I introduced myself...” I took a deep, centering breath, “He said I wasn’t the type of girl he usually dated,”

He looked at me suspiciously, “...Hot?”

I fought back a smile and took another sip, “Let’s go with that, yeah,”

He was the kind of guy it was easy to open up to and I’m the kind of girl who’s a sucker for anyone who can crack through my armor. I couldn’t help it, I was attracted to him. We got our introductions out of the way and I knew that if I had the chance, I’d fuck Kyle before the night was over.

Luckily when Stan came back, he gave me the opening I was looking for, “Is she coming upstairs with us?”

“Why not? You’ve got the top-shelf stuff, right?” I shrugged and tried to keep an air of casual disinterest.

The hotel suite was huge. My friends and I had all gotten together recently, pooling our resources to rent a room to party in and even with four of us, it was half the size.

I sat down on the couch and tried not to be intimidated as Stan clanked an expensive-looking bottle of booze on the table in front of me and two glasses.

“You guys have fun,” He said with an exaggerated yawn, “I’m gonna crash,”

He headed to the bedroom and then stuck his head out, “Kyle, actually I think I locked myself out of the safe. Can you come here a second?”

Kyle rolled his eyes and followed Stan into the room.

I waited patiently for maybe a minute. I knew I had put myself in a pretty reckless situation, so I’m not proud, but I eavesdropped.

I heard the sound of a lot of weight on bed-springs. I figured Stan finally collapsed.

“You’re gonna fuck her, aren’t you?” Stan chuckled.

Kyle sounded hopeful, “If I’m lucky,”

“There’s a bottle of Viagra in my drawer,” Stan added helpfully.

“I’m good, but thanks for the assist,”

“She’s how old?” He asked incredulously.

“Twenty… something,”

“Uh-huh. She’s a hot girl who’s used to fucking other twenty-something guys with all the stamina in the world. That’s all I’m saying,”

“If I change my mind you’ll be the first to know,”

I pretended to mindlessly scroll through my phone as he reentered the room.

“Everything okay?” I asked as I slid my phone back into my purse.

Kyle looked me over with a slight smile, “Better now,”

He sat down next to me and I realized I could hear my heart pounding in my ears. I decided to ignore it the best way I could think of… I kissed him.

He curled his hand around the back of my neck and I wanted to melt into him. I climbed on his lap instead.

Kyle scanned my face, “Your heart’s beating really fast,”

I felt like the sexual prowess and reputation of every girl under 30 was sitting squarely on my shoulders, of course my heart was racing.

“That’s…” I hoped the flush in my face wasn’t as obvious as it felt, “Weird,”

I leaned in to kiss him again, but he grabbed my wrist. I blinked as he took my pulse.

“Are you...” He looked me up and down again, “Do I make you nervous?”

“No. I mean– Maybe a little,”

He tilted his head as he tried to read me, “It’s because of your bad date from earlier, right?”

“Right,” I lied and then accidentally followed it with the truth, “I just don’t want to disappoint another guy,”

“I don’t think you could do that if you tried,” He cupped my cheeks in his palms, “Forget about him, you’re mine tonight,”

I kissed him as if my life depended on it. I slid my tongue in his mouth and as I felt him throb underneath me, I finally started to relax. I pulled off my blouse and he reached behind me and expertly, effortlessly, unhooked my bra. I tossed it behind me.

I dipped my hands between us so that I could unbutton and unzip him as we kissed. I was in for a surprise. The guy was fucking hung. I wasn’t prepared for it at all. Once I had him in my hand and I could feel just how thick he was and how sticky he was for me, I had to fight the anxiety back again.

I hiked up my skirt, slid my slit over him as he purred in my ear, “You’re so fucking wet,”

I sank onto him and gasped sharply. His hot breath fell onto my skin as he groaned, reveling in the initial sensation of squeezing inside.

I pulled him into another kiss as my hips started to move and I couldn’t believe how good he felt. His hands were drawn to my breasts, palming, caressing, and squeezing them so thoughtfully that I couldn’t help but whine, especially as his thumbs rolled over my nipples.

“You have a perfect body,” He was looking at me so intently, watching my every move, listening to my every sound, that I was starting to think that he was right.

To top it off, he was hitting that sweet spot inside of me so lusciously, that I knew I had a mind-blowing orgasm on the horizon. I was finally out of my head and just focusing on how good he fucking felt.

“That’s it, pretty girl,” He gathered up my hair and pulled it away from my face, “I want to see you feel as good as you look,”

I was somehow in control and completely under his thumb. It was more than a little intoxicating.

Then his hand dropped between us and his fingers found my clit. The way he touched me was so fucking good, and so overwhelming, I couldn’t take it. I prayed Stan was dead asleep as I moaned fucking shamelessly.

“Be a good girl and come for me,” He kissed my neck and I really didn’t have a choice.

My back arched and it felt like every single muscle in my poor little body seized up fiercely as all the pleasure swelled and crested inside of me. A loud, quivering moan poured out of me and I was practically shaking as the soft, silky walls inside of me closed around him. I gripped him tight, clinging onto him like the pathetic, desperately needy girl that I really was.

He pulled my mouth to his, as if he was going to kiss me, but he didn’t. I’d never had a guy edge me on a fucking kiss before, all I could do was whimper at his mouth. As he scanned my face, he seemed so satisfied that it was palpable.

He finally pulled me the rest of the way and I locked my lips onto his like I starved for him. He groaned into my mouth and his eyes rolled back. His hips jumped up into me with a surprising amount of force and I sighed into our kiss as I felt every inch of him pulsing, filling me up with hot sticky spurts in a perfect culmination of his satisfaction.

Once it was over, he held my face, kissing me again and again. When we finally exchanged numbers at the end of the night, he saved my contact as “Pretty Girl” and I knew it was just a matter of time until we hooked up again.

[princess-kennys-fanfics]

I neeeeeeeeed Kyle basic dating hc! Fem reader pls!!!

Post COVID Kyle x Fem! Reader Basic Dating Headcanons

Warning(s): none!

Notes: Hai hai!! First request woohoo!! Also this is one of the first times I've done a headcanon list like this, I hope it turns out well :')

◇ Kyle is a very considerate partner, whenever he plans to go out somewhere with you, he will make sure that you are comfortable with it as well. If he wants to go to a café, he'll make sure it's your favorite café in the whole town because he wants it to be the best experience for you.

◇ On special dates or occasions, he will leave little love notes in places he'll know you'll find them.

◇ You are his number 1, and if anyone has anything bad to say about you, he WILL be defending you to no end. In a way, he likes protecting you.

◇FOREHEAD KISSES!! I feel that Kyle loves to give you a little peck on the forehead whether it's a way to part from you or if you're sitting in his lap admiring eachother.

◇ When you guys hold hands, he unknowingly has a very firm grasp on your hand. You could be simply walking down the street with him downtown, but he'll be holding onto you like he's trying not to lose you in a crowd.

◇ I think that Kyle would also be the first one to confess

◇ Whether you live together or in separate houses while dating, he will leave sticky notes on your mirror, reminding you how beautiful and pretty you are. (Bonus thing: Kyle writes in cursive, so his handwriting is just as elegant as the compliments he gives you)

◇ Communication is key with this man, and he will make sure that any event, issue, or anything of the sort pops up, that you will know. (In a kind manner of course.)

◇ Kyle would use pet names on you sometimes, such as "sweetheart", "honey", and "dear". He hates the petname "babe" though. He just feels it's tacky idk.

◇ He loves taking long drives with you as well, just listening to you talk about yourself or what has been happening with you recently is his favorite thing. It helps him form a strong bond with you, and car conversations can turn into deep discussions about problems in the world or something as shallow as discussing his childhood favorite show, Terrance and Phillip.

◇ He rushes over any place to open the door for you, what a gentlemen.

◇ "You will forever hold a place in my heart, I love you so much," he comments to you before giving you a peck on your forehead. He smiles at you softly, lifting you up bridal style to sit on the couch with you to watch your favorite TV show together.

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[limes-milf-heaven]

PC!Kyle x Fem!Reader Smut drabble

Here's a little drabble I wrote about Post Covid Kyle getting cock drunk on the reader's pussy >:)

Tags: Smut, AFAB reader, cock drunk Kyle, PC!Kyle, Younger reader (?)

“F-fuck, you’re so tight-“ Kyle whined as he thrusted into you, his movements becoming sloppy and erratic as he could feel himself getting close to his release.

You buried your burning face into the crook of his neck and whimpered, clawing red marks into the skin on his back. 

Your head spun as you couldn’t even remember how times you’d came, but you could feel the ever so familiar pressure building up in your core again as Kyle continued to hit that sweet spot inside of you.

“I-I’m gonna cum- please, I need it so badly, let me cum inside you-“ He stuttered, completely drunk on the overwhelming ecstasy you brought him as his hips stuttered.

[the-stick-of-quotes]

Post-Covid, Kyle: Wow, new kid, it’s been forever. You look really young still!

New kid, government experiment, realizing these guys really didn’t figure out that their games had actual government involvement: Mhm.

[summ3rg4l]

May I request a platonic x reader for the main boys. Where they learn the reader is a girl somehow but before they were all under the belief she was a boy and that she didn’t care to much about her gender to correct them (like a Haruhi Fujioka situation)

I really didn’t know what to write so it’s pretty short tbh

“Wait wait wait! You’re telling that that this whole time we’ve been hanging out with a chick!?”

Cartman stares at you completely perplexed on how he didn’t see that you were a girl the whole time.

“Mghf Mghf Mghf?”

“Ewww Kenny…”

“I just didn’t think it was that important.” You shrugged dismissively and put your hands into your pockets.

“NOT THAT IMPORTANT!?!? How do we know that you’re not a spy that the girls sent to get more information from us!” Cartman narrows his eyes.

“That’s retarded fatass.” Kyle rolls his eyes and crosses his arms

“Yeah why would the girls send a spy?”

“I don’t really see why my gender matters.”

“Guys come here for a second.” Cartman ushers for the other three boys to follow him away from you. After a few seconds you hear Kyle yell. “We’re not killing (name) Cartman!”

“It’s the only way kahl! We have to kill her before she gives away all of our secrets!” He looks back at you “Hey (name). Nothing going on here just chatting Y’know.”

[t0rturedangel]

𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒 ━ ♡

POST COVID ! KYLE BROFLOVSKI X READER

A/N - I love post covid kyle sm, he's amazing. FYI this is pretty shit so uh yh

KYLE fell onto the other side of the bed, letting out a groan. It was clear that he was annoyed at the fact his old friend- Eric Cartman was his name- and his family began to stay over since they couldnt any where else.

You turned your head to face your husband, a small smile resting on your features. " Hey its okay hun, im sure it wont be too bad " You shifted your body so you'd be on your side, staring at him. Hearing him sigh he turned his head so you'd be face-to-face, his brows knitted " Y/n, you know i love you but you dont know Cartman- he was an absolute asshole when we where younger, he still is now ! "

Quietly laughing, you ran your left hand through his red locks, to which he eased up, letting you do so. He really enjoyed having you by his side, it just made things so much easy for him. " Im sure it'll be fine baby, its been years since you've seen him, im sure he's changed! " " Yeah for the worst " He groaned again before lifting himself up throwing his side of the covers over his body.

His hands quickly grabbed at our waist and pulled you closer to his body, a high pitched yelp left your lips as he did so. Even though he's done this for a good few years it still manages to shock you when he does. He held you body close to his, resting his chin on your head " Ya know, im glad that somehow i managed to find you " he pressed a kiss onto the place where his chin rested not only a second before.

" Same " You grinned against his chest, arms lazily warped around him, " Lets go to sleep now hun, its late " you could hear Kyle hum in agreement but before you could both close your eyes and fall asleep a loud noise and clapping sound could be heard from one of the other rooms. Immediately you could hear Kyle sigh angrily.

Trying to ease him again you gave him a slight squeeze but it did practically nothing as when the voices of Eric and his wife came through the door about their love for Judaism you also got quite annoyed, not to mention uncomfortable. Sensing your discomfort Kyle grumbled quickly letting go of you and getting out of bed, leaving the room.

You knew something bad was gonna happen between the 3 and you really didnt want to intervene even though it would be the best idea to do so. While you were contemplating whether you should or shouldn't go Kyle returned, clearly stressed and upset.

" They'll be gone in the morning n/n " he muttered getting back in the bed, by your side quickly wrapping his arms around you just as he did before. You hummed, brows furrowed "Kyle, let them stay, they have no where else to go " your husband shook his head " No, n/n, i dont want them in our house. They made you uncomfortable for fucks sake! " "So what? Everyone fucks their partner Kyle!" "But no one does it while yelling about their love for Abraham!" "Whatever ..."

deciding to just let it go you pressed your face into his chest, your hold on him loosening causing the man to stiffen, realizing he upset you. he awkwardly hummed, hiding his face in your hair " Ive upset you havent i? ah- shit- I- im sorry babe, i'll uh.... i'll let them stay " you could hear the annoyance in his voice when he talked about letting them staying but you were glad he was gonna let them.

"Thanks hun, i love you"

" I love you too "

[undercoveredbyme]

(POST COVID) KYLE BROFLOVSKI X READER

Summary: late-night sex? late-night sex.

Tags: Soft dom! Kyle, sub! reader, fingering, praise, begging, overstimulation, dacryphilia, finger sucking, established relationship,

"No more, no more.." you don't know how much more you can take, the licks, the bites, the teasing

"Oh but I think you can" he responded, with that tone that you know you cannot deny, you whine and plead but to no avail, its like he was driven by lust, or need, the need to make you cum until your legs are shaking and you can't even mutter out a sentence,

"Puh- please! I can't, I can't-" Fingers then entered your mouth, forcing you to suck on them with a moan, holy fuck you tasted good

"Baby I know you want out, and I'll give you exactly that, but I want you- no, NEED you to cry for me, I'm sorry but I won't stop until you do, I want that pretty little face wet with your tears, can you do that for me?" you nodded, already on the brink of sobbing, he kept those fingers in your mouth, letting you suck them for comfort, while his hand sneaks down to your pussy, a finger starts to rub circles on your clit, causing you to jolt upwards, almost causing you choke on his fingers,

"Mmh! fuck!" you let go of his fingers by accident, letting out moans of pleasure, Kyle was enjoying the sight below him, "sensitive, slow down!"

"would you rather I stick in my fingers again baby?" his question was answered almost immediately with frantic nodding, he then took his finger away from your clit to enter two fingers inside of you, sliding in and out at a rapid pace, you cried out, hands searching around the bedsheets to find a pillow to burry your flushed face in, "Oh is my baby going to cry?" take a hot guess Kyle, "Oh you are gonna cry! c'mon there is no shame to it"

you dug your face shamefully into the soft pillow, and sobs came out pitifully, you hated crying, especially in front of Kyle, but you couldn't control it, this way too much, his fingers deep inside your cunt, and the tension in the air, fuck, you couldn't hold it anymore.

" There we go, fuck you look gorgeous all messed up like that," He started "fuck I'm sorry sweetie, I know I said I'd stop but you look so damn pretty like this, just let me make you cum, then we'll be done, okay?"

More? no no please no, you can't, anymore stimulation and you'll pass out!

"Do it for me?" Oh fuck it...

Hey dudes and dudettes uhm, yeah, I'm just here I guess and uh this is for my friend, so yeah, teehee 😋 remember this is post covid yall, we don't do illegal stuff on here mkay? Mkay... BTW guys if there's uh grammar issues, you didnt see them they'll magically be gone (give me my fucking gum please)

[4raykage]

@nirami-blogin

[southparkxreader]

pairings:  post covid ! kyle broflovski, kenny mccormick, stan marsh x reader. trigger warnings : age gaps . reader is in her middle twenties , everyone else is forty nine . specific uses of she/her pronouns ,  uses of y/n + l/n ( get that interactive fic extension loaded , lads  ) .  disclaimer : i haven’t written anything like this in a long time .  only interact with this post if you are 18 or above , minors are not welcomed on my blog . small intro of a future series im going to start in a fic form , putting this out there to see if anyone is interested and to get a taste for how alive the fandom is .

stay with me ... fanfic series being kenny’s assistant.

kenny has a nasty habit of losing track - it can range from his paper work , to notes when he’s going on one of his tangents and just needing to let it all out before it fleets from mind, to as simple as forgetting what day of the week it is : forgetting dates, scheduled events, that sort of thing. he really cannot coordinate his own life if it meant saving it, he’s just got too much going on, ten fold when it comes to his work -

it was kyle’s idea, actually - listening to kenny apologize yet again for forgetting one of the days they were supposed to meet up on. he sighs, exasperated, annoyed, any rational person would be when plans kept going haywire because someone couldn’t even bother to turn up “have you thought about a personal assistant ?” leaning on his kitchen counter, watching the new snow fall as he leaned into the phone “it’ll help. if it doesn’t, i’m just going to stop making plans with you.”

is he being serious ? no, but still - he’s on thin ice.

kenny starts interviewing a week later, because it really isn’t a bad idea - he’s ashamed that he never thought of it sooner. the applications come flooding through, who wouldn’t want a front row seat to a genius like him ? the things they’d get to witness first hand, new discoveries, seeing his mind in person and with a front row seat. it was too good to be true, nobody in their right mind would pass up the opportunity to put their application through.

after about a dozen interviews, he’s just about ready to give up.

then,,,, you come in - it was like he took a shot of vodka with how you snapped him awake - his eyes trail over you for a moment, he could see straight away how nervous you were - despite how much you were trying to hide it. cheeks were clearly flushed, fidgeting with your fingers before you held out a hand towards the man, smile shaky but bright as you did your best to put on a brave face, a little tremble in your hand as anxiety shot through you didn’t go missed, either  “its a pleasure to meet you, mr mccormick, truly, it’s an honour. ” 

well, right then and there, kenny thought you were just the sweetest little thing he’s ever laid his eyes on. he had his mind made up before your hands locked together, his large palm swallowing yours so easily as he sent you a dazzling smile, if any of his friends were in the room they’d make faces, sending him an accusing glare , they know the look too well and it’s anything but innocent “it’s a pleasure meet you too, mrs. l/n. you flatter me too much, please, sit - let’s begin, it says here that you - “

he has to at least pretend to be professional.

you got the phone call later that night with confirmation that you got the job.  did you dance around your apartment, scream the minute the phone call ended ? absolutely you did. now you have a chance to actually enjoy work, to do something with your life rather than dragging yourself through it, to work along side the brightest mind of their generation.

he called kyle up the minute things were confirmed. telling him it was the best and only good idea he'll ever have again. to which he responds with a "fuck you... wait, what are you talking about ... why do you sound like that?" kyle knows, he knows kenny too well not to know.

when stan, kyle and kenny next have a meet up, it’s an annoying shocked and open surprise that kenny graced them with his presence, for having the ability to turn up on time. after a lot of shit talking, kenny finally falls into speaking about you, a little too much, stan and kyle have no choice but to want to meet you.  

when they do ... ?

oh... oh they get it . 

[hoosurdaddy]

Post Covid!Kyle x Reader x Post covid!Stan. (Drabble)

Triggers: 18+ Smut, sexy photos, lingerie, fucking, oral (f receiving), threesome, does this count as poly?, post covid.

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Post Covid!stan would definitely have a Polaroid picture of you, topless, and post covid! Kyle hands covering your tits, in his wallet//car, and wouldn’t care who sees them. He’d happily show everyone who would listen (expect Kyle would get angry). Between Kyle and Stan, they’ve an entire photo album of sexy pictures. There is no range in these photos. Such as your fingers running through Kyle’s hair as he ate you out, or Stan holding you down by your hips as he fucked you. Their favourite is their girl (you) posing in lingerie, or else your cute face post orgasm.

:)

[sp-by-april]

PC!Kyle x F!Reader [Part 2]

[Part One] [Kyle Broflovski Master List]

I heard from Kyle two weeks later. Honestly, I was used to guys hitting me up immediately so I kind of wondered if he'd just forgotten about me. I was relieved when that wasn't the case.

He said he was having drinks with some of his friends and to meet him at the end of the night and he’d take me to his place. Kinda weird, but whatever. I really wanted to see him.

As I walked in, I saw him talking to a bunch of other old guys.

“She is pretty,” Kyle said.

“She’s hot,” Stan said with a grin, “I was gonna pick her up first, but I figured Kyle could use the fun,”

Kyle frowned, “Is that how you remember it going?”

An awkward smile slid over my face as I embedded myself with the group of men and made my presence known, “That’s pretty much how I remembered it,”

“Pretty girl!” the guys all said in unison as they lifted their assorted glasses towards me.

Kyle kissed my cheek and leaned over my ear with a smirk, “Sorry, they saw my phone,”

I nodded, reaching for the drink in his hand. Thankfully, he handed it over without a second thought.

I finished the liquor and listened intently as all the guys rushed to introduce themselves to me.

Tolkien was a cop. Clyde… I still don’t know what he actually does. Jimmy, was a comedian that I vaguely remembered my mother watching when I was a kid. Kenny, billionaire, needed no introduction but provided one all the same.

I felt more awkward and out of place than ever. I think Kyle realized it because he plucked the drink out of Stan’s hand and placed it in mine.

I was used to older guys vying for my attention so I knew how to navigate it. Older guys tend to like when I’m bolder, brasher, and more irreverent than their younger counterparts. These guys were a lot less intimidated by a woman with a mouth and I appreciated it. I was nervous but the whole thing went fine.

Kyle and I left first. I could hear the guys talking about how lucky he got before the door even closed behind us.

When we got to his place, I was slightly annoyed with having his friends sprung on me but I was horny enough to let it slide. At least, I would have let it slide if he let me.

He looked me up and down as he hung up his blazer and I tossed my purse and pink capelet jacket on his couch.

Kyle tilted his head as he watched me, “What’s bothering you?”

“Nothing,” I lied and approached with my sultriest walk.

“I get it,” A slight smile slid over his face as he reached out and cupped my cheek in the palm of his hand, “You’re closed off because behind the walls, you’re soft – But you don’t have to lie to me,”

I rolled my eyes,“Don’t psychoanalyze me,”

“I’d never,” He chuckled, “I don’t think you could afford it,”

I’d had enough.

“You can’t ignore me for weeks and then spring your friends on me,” I fumed, “And you definitely don’t get to treat me like a trophy after the fact – Like I’m some stupid girl who doesn’t know that some guy is just using her for sex,”

He squinted like he was trying to solve a difficult equation, “How can I be using you for sex if I’m ignoring you at the same time?”

Okay, that time I’d had enough.

“Have fun explaining to your friends how you let a girl like me get away,” I said and spun on my heels to leave.

“I wasn’t ignoring you,” He sighed as my hand reached for the doorknob, “And I wasn’t trying to ambush you – Okay, I was trying to ambush you, but for a good reason,”

I turned back to Kyle and crossed my arms, “There’s no good reasons to ambush people,”

“The guys I made those plans months ago and I’ve been swamped at work if you couldn't tell. I couldn’t cancel on them and I wanted to see you. Besides, I figured it would be a quick way to help you get to know me. Kind of like a crash course,”

“You want me to know you?” I asked and took a slow step towards him.

He smirked, “Yeah,”

I took another cautious step, “Why?”

He glanced away and rubbed the nape of his neck, “Because I want to know you,”

“You were really just busy with work?” I asked, walking the rest of the way to meet him.

He slid his palm over my cheek and I stood on my tiptoes to give him a kiss and he leaned in, but instead he brought his face to my neck. His other hand found my waist and his nose brushed against my earlobe as he inhaled my scent.

“Trust me, if it were up to me I would’ve had you in my bed every night,” He sighed, his hot breath washing over my skin, “You have no idea what you do to me. I haven’t been this fucking horny since high school,”

He kissed my neck and my fucking heart skipped a beat.

Then the hand on my waist slid over my ass and he pulled me up against him, “I can’t stop thinking about the way you move your hips,”

He finally pulled me into a kiss and I nearly swooned in his arms. I parted my lips and he pulled me into a deeper kiss, his tongue sliding right in my mouth.

His hand slid up my skirt, just to pull my panties down. He pushed my back against the wall and dropped to his knees.

He kissed my thigh as his fingers slid over my slit. I’m pretty sure I felt his breath hitch when he felt how wet I was. His fingers pushed inside and I almost gasped. I think it was the anticipation. I felt like I’d been waiting forever for him to touch me again. The way he moved his fingers felt like fucking magic.

He kissed my hip bone and his fingers curled to massage that sweet spot inside of me. I bit my lip, trying to stifle at least some moaning so I didn’t sound like some slut. I should have known better. Maybe he was right about me having walls.

Either way, he increased the pressure and speed. I felt like I was completely at his mercy. He buried his face against my hip, which pressed into him as his fingers brought me to my climax.

Or they would have if he hadn’t stopped just as I was about to hit my high.

I looked down at him and I swear that I meant to bitch, but instead I just whimpered.

He looked up at me and smirked, “You’re even prettier when when you’re needy,”

“I’m not needy,” I lazily protested.

“Hmm?” He licked a thick stripe over my clit and my entire body shuddered, “Really?”

I whined so loud that I was actually kind of mortified. Seeing the smug look of satisfaction on his face just made it worse.

He got on his feet and threw me over his shoulder. He carried me to his bed, my panties still down at my knees.

He dropped me on his bed and slowly slid my panties down over my ankles. I watched breathlessly as he pulled off his shirt and unbuttoned his pants. Then unzipped. Then stepped out of them.

He stroked himself over his boxer-briefs as he looked at me laid out on his bed. I could see every bit of how badly he wanted me. When he finally lost the underwear, I thought I was going to go insane just from the anticipation.

“I want to keep you,” He leaned over me and left a small kiss on my collarbone, “I’m gonna make you my wife,”

“...What?” My breath hitched and I had to replay the sentence in my mind at least three times to make sure that I heard him correctly.

“I promise I’ll take care of you,” He rubbed the head of his cock over my slit, picking up my desire for him, “And I’ll make you feel good,”

He kissed my neck and I cupped his cheeks and brought his face to mine. I had to look him in the eyes.

“You promise to take care of me?” I asked him just above a whisper.

“I’ll do more than that,” He groaned as he sank deep into me and I gasped as I felt him push my body to it’s limits.

He held still for just a moment, both of us relishing the initial feeling of him immersed in me, and finally experiencing what we’d both been craving for weeks.

I grabbed onto his shoulders and my eyes rolled back when his hips finally started to move.

“You can do anything you want to me,” I said thinly, struggling to speak and not just moan.

His eyes were glued to me as I moaned shamelessly. His hand palmed my breast and his thumb brushed over my nipple, eliciting a softer moan from me that seemed to enamor him. He pinched my nipple and gave it a light tug, drinking in every soft sound I made.

A small smirk slid over his face just before he locked his mouth onto mine. He picked up the pace, his rhythm getting more and more intense. I couldn’t believe how good he felt, his cock was indulging my sweet spot with every fucking stroke. My hands ran down his back, my freshly manicured nails dragging over his skin.

His hand slid down, held onto my hips as he pressed me into his mattress and kept me in place as he irresistibly pounded into me.

My back arched and as I did my best to resist the orgasm. I lost the fight. My body seized up, and all the bliss that had built up inside of me swelled to an unimaginable, incredible level. Everything was incredible with him. My nails dug into his skin, my back arched even more sharply. I moaned brazenly. My moans were quivering and embarrassingly loud. The sacred space in my core fastened up around him and I grasped him like I needed him to live. Like he meant everything to me. Like I was desperate for him. I think I was.

As I trembled underneath him, the visuals and sensations of my orgasm pushed him over the edge. He groaned low in his throat and his eyes rolled back as his hips bucked into me. He sealed his mouth back onto mine as he drove deep inside of me and his hips noticeably twitched. I moaned into our kiss as his cock pulsed intensely and pumped me full of hot, milky spurts. His tongue slid into my mouth as he finished spilling every bit of his seed glazing my cervix.

He panted over me and pet my hair as all the tension that had built up in his muscles melted off of him. He kissed me again and a sly smile slid over his face, “I’m keeping you for sure,”

[vanoilette]

𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐄 ..

somehow catching the eye of both kyle and stan—which formed into a bit of a competition between the two friends in order to get your attention. though you found yourself both holding deep admiration for them, as well as a smitten crush; just like they had on you. so, you had agreed to let them both court you.

and lovely it was! even if the competition still stood, they were both very different in the romantic aspect. — stan being more of a care free fun experience. he took you out to bars, where kyle brought you nice flowers, and nice romantic dinners.

[southparkhcsocs]

Oh no what happened idk I suddenly can't see idk

Goodnight

[princess-kennys-fanfics]

Princess Kenny's Contract

Hello! Welcome to Princess Kenny's Fanfics. I am here to deliver you South Park x Reader content! So here's my rules regarding that <3

I only write for the South Park adults (including Post COVID !!) I don't feel comfortable aging up/down the characters to younger ages like 18-19 either.

I have the ability to write fluff, angst, and smut. Yes, you heard it here folks.

Regarding that however, I don't feel comfortable writing about non-con/rape. Slight dub-con is fine but nothing beyond that. There are certain fetishes/kinks I may not be too keen on writing either, but I'm mostly open to anything!!

Please only request x reader, that is all I feel comfortable writing.

I write for fem, gender neutral, and male readers. please specify the gender of the reader and if you have any types of quirks you want to add to the reader as well.

That's all I can really think of for now. I'll add on more if I feel the need to, but for now I think this is good :p

Bye bye!~

-Princess Kenny

[summ3rg4l]

HIII I was wondering if you could do some Craig x reader dating hcs?💕(some smut too but only if you feel comfortable <3)

Sorry it took me literally forever to write this 😭😭😭

Cw/Tw: None

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Relationship:: Established relationship

Note:: I didn’t feel in the mood to write the smut part but I might some other day sorry. Also if you want to request anything please read the pinned post on my blog!

Reader pronouns:: She/her

Type:: Just fluffy headcannons!

Craig Tucker—★

When I look at Craig he seems like the type of person to bite reader for no reason (thats probably why his teeth are fucked up). He would be cuddling with you and then you suddenly him bite your shoulder.

He loves it when you flip him off after he flips you off. Like you ate one of his fries or something then you get the middle finger but you do it back, got him thinking “yep she’s the one.”

He gets jealous sometimes but he’d just ignore you and go pout in a corner till you ask what’s wrong, but even then he wouldn’t tell you so you’d have to push

If you buy/make little outfits for stripe he will literally marry you right then and there

Let’s be fr Craig is a bully so he’d be covered in bruises and cuts so you have to be his personal doctor <3

If you wear makeup he would want to watch you put it on but call you dumb for wearing it. He’s constantly asking what stuff is

“What is that tube of clear stuff? It looks dumb.”

“The lip gloss???”

You share your stuff with him but he doesn’t let you lay a finger on his

He would be shy to kiss you because of his braces but after you two date for a while he would give you little pecks all over your face for no real reason 🥹

Craig really reminds me of a cat so he would knock over stuff that’s just sitting there

*Knocks over water bottle*

“Why did you do that?”

“Why not?”

He likes to hold your hand when you guys are walking somewhere in public. He gotta make sure people know you’re taken 😈💪💪

He’ll come up behind you and give you a hug then lay his head on your shoulder and whisper something like “I missed you.”

He’s not really a nickname kinda guy. He wouldn’t care if you gave him one but the best he could do is “honey”

He’s surprisingly good at comforting you. You could be crying about anything and he’d instantly make you feel better

He’s actually pretty romantic! He’d pull up to your house with a bouquet of roses and a box of chocolates on Valentine’s Day

“These are for you honey.”

“I’m allergic to it roses.”

“…”

Before you guys get together he would talk about you to his friends ALL THE TIME

“If (name) was my girlfriend I’d be sooo happy..”