#post covid!eric cartman x reader

[hoosurdaddy]

Post Covid!Stan's group: Riding their face.

Pairing: post covid!stan marsh x reader, post covid!kyle broflovski x reader, post covid!eric cartman x reader, post covid!kenny mccormick x reader.

Triggers: 18+, oral (f receiving), face sitting.

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This would 100% be Stan's favourite way to devour you bc he can be lazy sometimes and with you sitting on his face is ideal. He'd hold you up, giving your slit long licks and straight up tongue fuck you as he purposely brushed his nose against your clit. You'd be so confused as to how he breathes? Some way, some how his fingers would play at your core, and it would be crazy when you shout his name from your orgasm. Stan would be smiling up at you with wet lips.

Kyle would do this when you both have been dating for awhile and are comfortable with each other but once it happens, oh gosh, he would go all in. Kyle would be so good, remembering what you liked and just had the right amount of teasing before giving into you completely. With your hips rolling and your moaning above him, Kyle would get so hard, especially when you got close; Kyle would happily flatten his tongue against your pussy and let you roll your hips against his tongue and cum.

Just like Stan, this is the perfect position for Cartman to be lazy in and just bury his head into your pussy. He would be thrusting his own hips air, imagining that he was fucking you while his tongue moved deeper and deeper into you. He would be grunting beneath you as you tugged and gripped his hair, moving him to exactly where you wanted him to be.

Kenny would be gripping your thighs and holding you down against his mouth and wouldn't let up even when you tried to move away from him when the pleasure got to him. Kenny would have his lips wrapped around your clit and wouldn't let you up until you eventually were screaming his name and grinding against his mouth.

[4raykage]

they are the same :D

[princess-kennys-fanfics]

Princess Kenny's Contract

Hello! Welcome to Princess Kenny's Fanfics. I am here to deliver you South Park x Reader content! So here's my rules regarding that <3

I only write for the South Park adults (including Post COVID !!) I don't feel comfortable aging up/down the characters to younger ages like 18-19 either.

I have the ability to write fluff, angst, and smut. Yes, you heard it here folks.

Regarding that however, I don't feel comfortable writing about non-con/rape. Slight dub-con is fine but nothing beyond that. There are certain fetishes/kinks I may not be too keen on writing either, but I'm mostly open to anything!!

Please only request x reader, that is all I feel comfortable writing.

I write for fem, gender neutral, and male readers. please specify the gender of the reader and if you have any types of quirks you want to add to the reader as well.

That's all I can really think of for now. I'll add on more if I feel the need to, but for now I think this is good :p

Bye bye!~

-Princess Kenny

[southparkhcsocs]

You guys have to forgive me for a while!

I'm re-making my schedule while I have in-laws visiting!

But I have exciting new content coming!

Nearing the end in SITM 😭

A mini comic prequel to SITM, Bet

Head canon collaboration with @princessconsuela120

A new Cartman x reader NSFW comic, Acceptance! (Patreon exclusive!)

A new PC!Kyle x reader SFW (mostly) comic, Councillor!

Fallout AU drawing almost finished!

I've also added more benefits to my Patreon!

So yeah, I'm getting busy and I need to work around work for it but I will update soon!

[summ3rg4l]

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South Park

My hero academia

Bungo Stray dogs (no manga)

The outsiders

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Any form of insest

Rape

Sexual assault

Zoophile stuff

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Pedophilia 

Smut with minors

Character x character

Race headcanons (except for black)

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[so-silly]

hello ^^ I plan on opening my ask thing soon because I'm kind of bored and while I'm practicing my art, i thought id work on my writing skills a bit. so I'm gonna do some pov typa stuff with ships, y/n, how characters would react, etc; with south park main 4 as well as Craig and those guys.

I'll write any ship or y/n shit you want but I'm not gonna do smut lol

[southangel]

Masterlist

Stan Marsh

Stan Marsh x GN!Reader Younger Sibling HCs (platonic)

Stan Marsh x GN!Reader Their Child HCs (platonic)

Stan Marsh x GN!Reader Twin Sibling HCs (platonic)

Stan Marsh x GN!Reader Kid In Fights HCs (platonic)

Stan Marsh x GN!Reader Younger Sibling HCs (platonic) (POST-COVID)

Stan Marsh x GN!Reader Scared of the Dark HCs (romantic)

Stan Marsh x GN!Reader NSFW Alphabet (romantic)

Stan Marsh x Fem!Reader Touch Starved HCs (romantic)

Kyle Broflovski

Kyle Broflovski x GN!Reader Their Child HCs (platonic)

Kyle Broflovski x GN!Reader Twin Sibling HCs (platonic)

Kyle Broflovski x GN!Reader NSFW Alphabet (romantic)

Kenny Mccormick

Kenny Mccormick x GN!Reader Their Child HCs (platonic)

Kenny Mccormick x GN!Reader Twin Sibling HCs (platonic)

Kenny Mccormick x GN!Reader Kid In Fights HCs (platonic)

Kenny Mccormick x GN!Reader Scared of the Dark HCs (romantic)

Kenny Mccormick x GN!Reader NSFW Alphabet (romantic)

Kenny Mccormick x Fem!Reader Touch Starved HCs (romantic)

Eric Cartman

Eric Cartman x GN!Reader Younger Sibling HCs (platonic)

Eric Cartman x GN!Reader Their Child HCs (platonic)

Eric Cartman x GN!Reader Twin Sibling HCs (platonic)

Eric Cartman x GN!Reader Kid In Fights HCs (platonic)

Eric Cartman x GN!Reader Younger Sibling HCs (platonic) (POST-COVID)

Butters Stotch

Butters Stotch x Fem!Reader Adopted Sibling HCs (platonic) (POST-COVID)

Craig Tucker

Craig Tucker x GN!Reader SFW and NSFW HCs (romantic)

Craig Tucker x GN!Reader SFW and NSFW HCs (romantic) (Yandere)

Tweek Tweak

nothing yet..

Clyde Donovan

nothing yet..

Wendy Testaburger

Wendy Testaburger x Fem!Reader Touch Starved HCs (romantic)

Poly Relationships

nothing yet..

[multifanlol]

Hey! So i wanted to start writing character x reader stuff so, feel free to request, (I’m so bad at this help-) I’m guessing first i should write the fandoms I’ll write for/characters i will and won’t write for etc, so yeah-

Danganronpa

All students from trigger happy havoc platonically and romantically (excluding Junko Enoshima unless your some sort of mastermind like her)

All students from goodbye despair platonically and romantically + Monomi platonically only

All students from V3 platonically and romantically excluding Tsumugi again like Junko if your some sort of villain like her

Ultra Despair Girls

Komaru Naegi (Platonically and Romantically)

Yuta Asahina (Platonically and romantically)

Warriors of hope (Mainly platonic although I’ll only do romantic with them aged up)

Monaca Towa (Although i should be putting her in the category with Junko and Tsumugi i still really wanna write her lol mainly platonic though)

Characters i won’t write for in Danganronpa

Haji Towa

Monokuma (unless it’s some sort of funny platonic oneshot or something nothing serious though)

Monocubs

South Park

Characters I’ll write for

Adults (I’m okay with writing for most of the main adults like Randy, Sharon Gerald romantically and platonically etc…)

Most of the kids (I mainly prefer platonic like the WOH although I will do romantic but would prefer aging them up would prefer writing there post covid ones more although i will write them that age more reluctantly though)

Now that i have that clear the characters in specific I’ll write for are probably

Stan Marsh

Kyle Broflovski

Eric Cartman (Reluctantly)

Kenny Mcormick

“Mysterion” (just forget that isn’t Kenny lol)

Butters Scotch

Goth Kids (only platonic for Firkle)

Randy Marsh

Sharon Marsh

Craigs gang + Tweek

Main girls (Wendy,Bebe,Heidi,Nicole….)

Most of the parents

Teen characters (Shelly Marsh, Kevin Mcormick, Scott Tenorman…..)

Characters i won’t write

Ike (would prefer doing platonic and writing romantic stuff for post covid him since he’s like 3)

Firkle except platonic stuff

Amphibia

Characters i will write for

Anne Boonchuy (platonic and romantic)

Sasha Waybright (Romantic and platonic)

Marcy Wu (Romantic and platonic)

The planters (Platonic only)

Darcy (Romantic and platonic forgetting the core controls her and focusing on Marcy lol)

Pretty much I’ll do platonic for all the other frogs and only platonic since i feel uncomfortable kinda writing non human readers

Total Drama

Characters I’ll write for

All romantic and platonic (well excluding the tennis rivals unless platonic

Characters i won’t write for

Romantic for any of the frogs

What i will write in general

Male, female and gender neutral readers all are good here!

Male reader x male character/gender neutral x female character etc

Reader acting like a character as an example gender neutral reader! Acting Like Makoto Naegi from Danganronpa to (insert character)

I can go up to four characters at the moment at best I’ll add it up when i feel more comfortable doing more then four

Fluff, wholesome stuff etc

Angst but only reluctantly because i suck at them i feel like i wouldn’t make it serious so only if you really want one but i warn you

Platonic and romantic i think yk

I write parental f/o stuff or sibling f/os etc…..

I can write ocs and self inserts but I’d need important details

Stuff like kissing, etc I feel like I’m gonna suck at it but cringe culture is dead right-

Yandere stuff if yk yk

What i won’t write

Smut or lemons (I don’t mind it but i can’t write stuff like that because it comes out SO BAD I can’t even-)

Non consenting stuff, harassment, abuse, pedophilia etc (if yk yk….)

So that’s it for now i think I’m in other fandoms but there the main ones I’ll write for now sooo…..

[lovelybunn]

south park post covid main 4 w/ you in a revealing bikini ! 🍹˚ ༘

warning(s): uses of prns she/her, fem!reader, lowkey a crack post, swearing, suggestive themes

author's note: i'm pretty late to the party (and this was just stuck in my drafts) so i decided to post it now, hope you enjoy!

stan marsh

his swimming trunks don't ever fit him, either they're squeezing his balls off or they're so loose that he will almost flash some poor innocent family

"alcohol-free" by twice but with the alcohol

i mean, stan's like wasted on like five margaritas before he sees you, and when he does... oh, HOOCHIE MAMA!!

ok but fr, the moment this pot belly man sees you in that cute ass swimsuit, he is ALL OVER you.

he's gon grab you from behind and give you all kinds of sloppy neck kisses

"you're so sexy baby. i love you~"

did i forget to add that's he's an ass man?

"🎶 take that, rewind it back, usher got the voice to make your booty go– SMACK!"

ㅤ

kyle broflovski

leanly built kyle broflovski me thinks...

the only one who actually reacted like a normal grown individual out of the four of them 😐

if you have any body dysmorphia, this man will make sure you love your body just as much as he does.

don't get me wrong, he did show you off, but that was more of him making a declaration of "that's all mine, and you wish she was yours."

his hands most definitely will be glued to your hips/waist (his favorite part of your body)

anytime someone would look at you in a flirtatious way/quite literally flirt with you, he would instantly give that signature "i'm tired of your shit.™" kyle broflovski look.

forehead kisses and CONSTANT compliments

trust me, he loves the way that fabric hugs all your yummy curves 😋

ㅤ

eric cartman

this cutie patootie was shocked to see you in that. (calling cartman of all ppl that makes me want to vomit)

he tried his so very hardest to cover you up, with towels, a cover-up, his own swim-shirt, but you took it all off bc ofc you did.

istg he almost cussed a mf out for cat-calling you, he was fighting the urge to keep the true eric theodore cartman deep inside

he would hold your hand the whole time like if he let go you would vanish out of thin air lmao XD

weird headcanon, but i think eric loves seeing your hair down and wet, like all that water dripping down your body really turns him on

sunbathing is his fav past-time when going to the beach/pool

LIKE IF Y'ALL ARE TANNING TOGETHER, LAY ON HIS BIG OL TUMMY, IT'S WORTH IT ISTG, ITS LIKE A PILLOW

also cartman can't swim for shit so he stays in the shallowest part of the water at ALL TIMES. (come on, you don't wanna see his old ass drown, do you?)

ㅤ

kenny mccormick

kenny man bun, kenny man bun, KENNY MAN BUN (but fr, he doesn't like getting his hair wet so he puts it up every time y'all go to the beach/pool)

you just had to pick out a bikini that would show the most amount of cleavage, didn't you?

my man's eyes must've POPPED out of their damn sockets like a cartoon character when he saw that shit

"ah that's hot, that's hot."

every chance this dude gets he's gon come up to you like "madam, your breasts look awfully heavy, shall i hold them for you?"

but enough about kenny's obsession with boobs, i honestly feel like he'd be all kinds of lovey-dovey the whole time

hugging you, kissing you, feeling you all over,I'm pretty sure you'll have to literally bitch-slap kenny cuz this man will be attached to your hip like a tumor

also, you know that hawaiian shirt he always wears (that probably hasn't been washed in 6 months)? yeah, that thing will stay on his body the whole time unless he's in the water. but it's unbuttoned ofc, he isn't trying to die of heat stroke bruv 😕

[hoosurdaddy]

Post Covid!Stan's group; Orgasm Control.

Pairing: Post Covid!Stan x Reader, Post Covid!Kyle Broflovski x Reader, Post Covid!Eric Cartmanx reader, Post Covid!Kenny McCormick x reader. (separate).

triggers: 18+, smut, orgasm control. Post covid!

Stan would love this idea so so much. He would tie you up and kiss you all over, until you're begging and whining for him TO DO SOMETHING. This shit would laugh and mutter about how impatient you were. Even though you'd want to touch him, you couldn't cause you're tied up. Stan would love hearing you beg and beg for him to touch you, until he finally gave into you. Stan would love how wet you were from his teasing. When Stan finally thrusted into you, when you were close to reaching your orgasm, he'd stop and tell you "be a good girl, or else you'll be punished more." He'd start thrusting into you, but you couldn't focus on anything else but you're in coming orgasm, but when Stan told you weren't allowed to cum, you kept your mouth shut, not wanting to disappoint Stan. But when Stan finally groaned, "cum for me now," You came at the same time.

Kyle would so do it when he was eating you out because hes a tease. This boy would you up so much that you would be squirming and moaning underneath him then he would stop or slow down. You'd beg and beg to go faster. Kyle would be smug asf but you nedded him to finish. He'd make you wait until he turns to you and say "say my name baby." and you would be chanting Kyle's name like a prayer. It got to the point where you were about to slide your fingers down to "Kyle, please. Kyle.“ And once he was happy, he would go back to sucking your clit so hard that you would see stars. You would be pulling his hair so hard and screaming. Kyle loved it, and you ofc

Cartman would probably start fingering at dinner with his mom or somewhere public, so you had to keep it cool while you get hot and bothered, then would stop when you were close to cumming, and you'd look over at him and he would laugh in your face. No one would know why Cartman was laughing, but he would continue to tease you some more, example, massaging your thigh but not touching you, until his thumb magically brushes over your sensitive clit, you would be clutching his wrist and chewing your jaw to stop the moaning. He'd love the power he has over you and your orgasms. Until he feels the zipper of his jeans coming down.

With Kenny since he's got such a high demand job, it would be right time right place. So after his week off you would literally turn around him; "please fuck me till i can't walk" and Kenny would be :O, he'd have no idea where this all came up, but he'd pick you up and throw you up the wall, thrusting into you, not breaking eye contact with you. It would be so good. When you reached closer to your orgasm, you'd tell him "Ken.. I need to.." and he would cut you off with a kiss, "not yet. not until i say." his hands are gripping your thighs while you held his shoulder as his thrusts got rougher, you can feel your stomach tightening. You want to cum so bad, but you didn't until Kenny finally told you to cum and when you do, it feels so so good. Kenny would be whimpering your name so loudly.

rip to me.

[vrisrezis]

Can you do the yandere South Park boys post COVID nsfw headcanons

General tw since all these are noncon or hint to being noncon; tw on Stan’s for hitting and stuff like that.

Stan is completely two different moods. If a dom, he’s gentle and loving. Staring at your body, it’s almost teasing (or maybe you’re just dreading the inevitable). He likes to enjoy you, and he wants to make you feel good. He won’t stop until you do. (Which can get really dark given the circumstances). But as a sub, he’s extremely dark extremely quick. He gets extremely kinky in a sub mode, he’s a huge masochist. He would be into things such as choking, hitting, slapping, etc. he wants it to hurt. More than the average person would want it to hurt in this setting, it’s actually scary. It’s even more horrifying when he lets out those wails of pain.

Kyle is very controlling, normally a switch but in this situation is only a dom because he likes having control of the situation. Generally pretty rough in bed since he doesn’t really have sex with you unless it’s to get some frustrations out. He does have his moments of gentleness but they’re rare. You can dom him, but he’d just consider you a brat and consider himself a power bottom (even if that’s not the situation at all). Kyle doesn’t have much of a sex drive as a yandere, since he gets most of his frustrations and highs from killing people.

Cartman is controlling, normally I can also see as a switch but is only dom in this situation because of how controlling he also is in bed, it’s 10x worse than Kyle for the fact he likes having sex often, whether you like it or not. He doesn’t really care, he is under the impression he’s in charge of you and your pleasure, and unless you want an angry Eric on your hands you better fake those orgasms. Sex with him is pretty awful tbh, not even enjoyable. Yknow what they say, no matter how small your dick is, if you know how to use it right it can be put to good use.. but not this guy. He really doesn’t know how to put it to good use and will get visibly upset if you don’t enjoy the time spent with him.

Kenny is always so kind and loving, always considerate of your needs and what you want. He’s genuinely good in this situation, doesn’t force you into anything and is generally great to be with in this setting. Sometimes can be a tease, as he loves to worship your body, but he gets to the point. He’s a big switch, and likes to explore new kinks and ideas. When it comes to this, he becomes not as considerate of your feelings, he wants to try everything at least once. He also never considered your feelings and if you want this, when he’s angry with you. Or feeling particularly jealous. Such a considerate lover, when he wants to be.

[michu-writes]

Excuse me, but can you make the Stan post covid team with a pregnant s/n? and they're like in a soft moment with her, rubbing her belly and she ends up saying, "dear, my water broke😐"

A/N: I laughed when I read this LMAO. This is super cute though <3

Stan Marsh

I feel like one of these moments would be when Stan finally gets to relax with you, and actually not drink as much as he used to. He's more focused on you know that you're going to have a baby. He felt happy for the first time in a while, and he would try his best to be the best father in the world. That's what he told you as he was rubbing your belly gently... Right as your water broke.

"Uh... (Y/N)? Are you okay?"

"Drive me to the hospital."

"What?"

"DRIVE ME TO THE HOSPITAL!!! MY WATER JUST BROKE!"

"WHAT?!?!"

Gosh the drive was so fucking stressful. Probably the most stressful moment in your both lives. He tried to stay calm, but it wouldn't budge. Luckily Stan threw away his Alexa though (his ex wife *COUGH*). Once the baby was born, he lowkey couldn't stop crying. He wanted to hold the baby close to him so bad and never let go, you've actually never seen him this emotional. Both of you couldn't stop smiling that day, you have a family of your own now.

Kyle Broflovski

Kyle is such a mom. He would do anything for you during your pregnancy. He's always prepared to when you water breaks. He got the car keys on his pockets in all times, and he'd even carry you in his arms the whole time until you arrive to the hospital. But this time, you convinced him to actually take it easy and just lay in bed with you. You felt bad for him worrying so much, and he understood that. Maybe he's being a bit over dramatic. You guys were just chilling in bed, while Kyle was caressing your belly and whispering how proud he is in you. But that's when you noticed.

"Honey?"

"Yeah?"

"I think my water just broke."

"Shit."

He'd be in a lot of stress just to find his car keys, but luckily not as much as Stan. He'd grab anything you need just incase. "DO YOU NEED A WATER BOTTLE?" "WHY WOULD I NEED A WATER BOTTLE? IM GOING INTO FUCKING LABOR REALLY SOON, KYLE!" Once your baby is born, he would plant a hundreds of kisses on both you and the baby. He'd also let you choose her/his name because he's so <3

Kyle would be an excellent father. But I feel like he'd be as strict as his mom, even though he refuse to believe it. It's hilarious.

Kenny McCormick

Kenny never really had that much time to spend with you, but he would always be by your side whenever he could. When you announced that you were pregnant though, he would literally quit his work and focus on you until labor. He wants to be there with you and feels really bad for always being busy with his work, which is why he really wants to make the best out of it with your family. Also Kenny screams malewife, and therefore he was probably cuddling with you in bed at first, and asked if you wanted anything. You calmly said soup (because you were craving soup for some reason and soup is good af, especially tomato soup but anyways), and he went right away to make you the soup. Once he was finished, he carefully walked over to you with the soup you wanted in a bowl, only to see you caught in surprise. "What's wrong?" "Kenny.... My water broke?" "SERIOUSLY?" "YES!" "HOLY SHIT!" He'd accidentally drop the bowl but he didn't care. He's probably the most calm out of the four.

When your baby was born, he couldn't take his eyes off of her/him. The baby looked just like you, he was so fucking happy. This was probably the best creation he made (pun intended). He promised that whenever your kid is old enough, he will eventually learn them science.

Eric Cartman

He's a sweetheart alright? He's kinda familiar with Kyle, but he'd be really stressed, his childhood self would almost come back. He would always keep an eye on you, and would always be prepared. He'd do your work for you, anything. He'll reassure you that it's fine and that you just have to lay down. And relax. One day, he came to relax with you as well, having his head against your belly, and kissing it. "I'm so happy to have a baby." He says lovingly, as you smile at him. That smile quickly turning into a stressed frown. "Are you okay?"

He'd explode the moment you tell him your water broke. He'd run all around the house and drag you to his car. He'll tell you to sit tight and that everything is fine, while yelling which is not fine. He's under a lot of pressure, he didn't think it would happen NOW. Needless to say, he was so happy and couldn't stop smiling when he saw the baby. He'd tell everyone and post it in every social media the moment it's out. He's so nice though Omg.

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[pastel-c4rtmansz]

hi!!! can i request cartman x jewish reader? maybe she introduces him to her faith and he learns to be nicer?

thats a cool theme! here u go 🤍💕 -mod tweek

premise: you are kyle's cousin who's moved in to live with his family ⌒☆

"Cartman, just please please promise me you won't make fun of her. I swear she's really cool once you get to know her. I'll give you 20 bucks if you dont bother her for this whole week at least while she's just getting settled in. That means no Jew jokes around her. Not even if it's about me." Kyle pleaded while getting himself seated in class. "Yeah yeah whatever. I just need the 20 bucks. After this week though, don't expect me to be nice." Cartman said dismissively. "Fine."

Mr. Garrison clapped, getting the class's attention, "Alright class, settle down. Today is a very important day. We have a new student with us today. I expect you all to be on your best behavior. especially you Eric" Cartman rolled his eyes. "Everyone please welcome Y/N"

Y/N walked through the door, her head slightly turned down while she played with her fingers.

Cartman's eyes widened. "Woah.. she's hot.." Kenny said muffled through his orange parka. Cartman slightly nodded. "Dude, that's my cousin. watch it." Kyle turned back towards the two.

"Don't just stand there like a whore in church, tell us a bit about yourself." Mr. Garrison nudged Y/N. "Uhm.. well I'm from (your hometown/city/state), I'm Jewish, Kyle is my cousin actually haha, and i actually love kfc.. I don't know.. anything else I think that's it." "Well alright Y/N, why don't you go sit next to Eric over there. Eric raise your hand." Cartman didn't move. "ERIC GOD DAMMIT RAISE YOUR HAND" "fine, sorry" Cartman shot his hand up. Y/N sat next to Cartman and threw her bag on the floor next to her. Kyle eyed Cartman making sure he wasn't pulling anything stupid.

After around an hour of Mr. Garrison explaining his love life, he finally spoke about something school related, "Anyways moving on from my Tinder hookups, I actually assigned you guys a project. It's gonna be about the book Twilight. listen I know Principal Victoria doesn't think it's school appropriate but I think it's a beautiful love story. For the project you'll have to do a slideshow on whether you're team Edward or team Jacob. This is an individual project so you'll be doing it by yourself, except for Y/N. Y/N since you haven't had enough time to read the book you can work with Eric. I'm sure he'll help you just fine. Get to work guys."

Kyle side-eyed Cartman as another warning. Cartman just stared back innocently.

"So, uh, Y/N who should I choose to side with?" Cartman turned towards her. Y/N shrugged, "Bro I don't know you're the one who read it, not me." "Okay, first of all don't be a bitch. Second.. I guess I'll go with Edward" Y/N took out her phone to check the time, "Sounds good to me.. when's lunch by the way?" "At like 11:30. why?" "I'm hungry. I think my aunt packed me kfc for my first day." Kyle who was eavesdropping responded, "Yeah she did. She packed some for me too. You made a mistake of telling this fatass that though" "AYE DON'T CALL ME FAT YOU STUPID JE- you stupid idiot." Cartman caught himself. '20 bucks 20 bucks 20 bucks' He kept repeating to himself in his head. "Yeah, that's what I thought." Kyle gave him a sly smirk. Y/N cleared her throat shifting in her seat, "Uh anyways, i-if you want I guess I can do some research on Edward for the project to help you. I feel kinda shitty making you do all the work-" "Don't feel bad whenever me and him are paired up he makes me do all the fucking work because he's an annoying shit." Kyle cut her off. "MIND YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS KAHL." Cartman retorted. Y/N turned back to Cartman "..Anyways if you wanna come over later to work on this I'm sure my aunt won't mind. She'd be happy I'm making friends." "What! I don't want him coming over Y/N please-" "Shut up Kahl. Sure I'll come over Y/N! It'd be my pleasure" Cartman said in a disgustingly sweet voice giving Kyle the same sly smirk he got from him earlier. Kyle stared daggers into him.

Time skip to lunch

"Dude, he's just hanging out with her for a project. It's not like they're dating." Stan comforted Kyle. "Yeah, I'm sure it'll be fine," Kenny patted his back. "Whatever, I just don't want him near her. He's a horrible influence and a horrible person. Y/N's a good person, I don't want her being corrupted by him. Plus, once this week is over he's just gonna resort to bullying her."

Cartman sat at the table, followed by Y/N. Kyle rolled his eyes looking over at Stan who just gave a sympathetic look. "So uh how is your day going so far Y/N?" Stan broke the tense atmosphere. "It's going pretty well. Everyone's really nice. I'm hanging out with Wendy tomorrow, she's your girlfriend right Stan?" Y/N smiled. "Oh, yeah she is. She's really sweet, you guys will be great friends." Stan smiled back.

Y/N took the kfc out of her bag. As expected, Cartman's mouth watered at the sight. Taking notice to him eyeing her piece of chicken Y/N spoke, "Do you want a piece? You can just ask, you know. We're basically friends." She giggled. A light shade of pink dusted Cartman's cheeks, barely noticeable to everyone except.. Kyle.. His cheeks grew red too, not from good feelings though. An explosive anger grew inside of him. Stan began to ask, "Uh dude are you okay-" "WHAT THE FUCK FATASS!" Kyle yelled. The cafeteria went silent except for Kenny's giggles. "THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR KAHL?" "I NEED TO SPEAK WITH YOU RIGHT FUCKING NOW." Kyle forcefully pulled Cartman into the hallway.

"What do you want!?" Cartman half yelled. "DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON MY FUCKING COUSIN?"

"Kahl I-"

"ANSWER ME YOU FAT FUCK."

"WHY DOES IT MATTER?"

"BECAUSE YOU'RE A NO GOOD ASSHOLE. YOU'LL RUIN HER. REMEMBER HEIDI?"

"DUDE I'VE CHANGED."

"Yeah fucking right. Stay away from her or I'll kick your ass in front of everyone."

Kyle stormed off back into the cafeteria, slowly followed by Cartman.

Y/N stared quizzically at Stan who just shrugged back at her.

"Uh.. anyways are you still coming over after school?" Y/N asked Cartman. Kyle banged his head on the table letting out a loud groan. "Yes, yes I am Y/N."

Time skip after school

"Sorry if my room's a bit messy, I haven't really had time to unpack all my stuff yet" Y/N sat on her bed. "No, it's fine." Cartman smiled looking around. "So.. uhm before we get started, can I ask you something?" Y/N said fidgeting with the fabric of her comforter. "Yeah, fine."

"Why do you and Kyle hate each other so much?"

"..Well.. it's been happening since we're like 4. It's not that big of a deal."

"Then why'd he get so mad at you earlier? I've never seen him like that before."

With a slightly visible blush on his cheeks, Cartman sat next to her on the bed.

"It's.. it's because he doesn't want us dating. Fucking stupid, right? Like I just met you" Cartman dodged the fact that he liked her despite just meeting her that day.

"Why? I mean you seem sweet enough.. Also.. I don't think it's stupid to like someone you just met. Sometimes when you know you just know. you know?" Y/N finally met his eyes.

"Yeah.. yeah I do know." His voice lowered.

They unintentionally inched closer together. Soon enough, without even having time to think about it, their lips met. They stayed like that for a little. Just kissing each other like nothing else mattered.. that was until Kyle opened her door, "Y/N my mom asked if you wanted- HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME CARTMAN?!" "UH OH" Cartman shot up from her bed. "I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS FATASS"

"NOT A CHANCE JEW" Cartman ran past him.

Long story short, Cartman got beat up. Despite Kyle's pleas though, Y/N and Cartman started a romantic relationship.

[t0rturedangel]

𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒 ━ ♡

POST COVID ! KYLE BROFLOVSKI X READER

A/N - I love post covid kyle sm, he's amazing. FYI this is pretty shit so uh yh

KYLE fell onto the other side of the bed, letting out a groan. It was clear that he was annoyed at the fact his old friend- Eric Cartman was his name- and his family began to stay over since they couldnt any where else.

You turned your head to face your husband, a small smile resting on your features. " Hey its okay hun, im sure it wont be too bad " You shifted your body so you'd be on your side, staring at him. Hearing him sigh he turned his head so you'd be face-to-face, his brows knitted " Y/n, you know i love you but you dont know Cartman- he was an absolute asshole when we where younger, he still is now ! "

Quietly laughing, you ran your left hand through his red locks, to which he eased up, letting you do so. He really enjoyed having you by his side, it just made things so much easy for him. " Im sure it'll be fine baby, its been years since you've seen him, im sure he's changed! " " Yeah for the worst " He groaned again before lifting himself up throwing his side of the covers over his body.

His hands quickly grabbed at our waist and pulled you closer to his body, a high pitched yelp left your lips as he did so. Even though he's done this for a good few years it still manages to shock you when he does. He held you body close to his, resting his chin on your head " Ya know, im glad that somehow i managed to find you " he pressed a kiss onto the place where his chin rested not only a second before.

" Same " You grinned against his chest, arms lazily warped around him, " Lets go to sleep now hun, its late " you could hear Kyle hum in agreement but before you could both close your eyes and fall asleep a loud noise and clapping sound could be heard from one of the other rooms. Immediately you could hear Kyle sigh angrily.

Trying to ease him again you gave him a slight squeeze but it did practically nothing as when the voices of Eric and his wife came through the door about their love for Judaism you also got quite annoyed, not to mention uncomfortable. Sensing your discomfort Kyle grumbled quickly letting go of you and getting out of bed, leaving the room.

You knew something bad was gonna happen between the 3 and you really didnt want to intervene even though it would be the best idea to do so. While you were contemplating whether you should or shouldn't go Kyle returned, clearly stressed and upset.

" They'll be gone in the morning n/n " he muttered getting back in the bed, by your side quickly wrapping his arms around you just as he did before. You hummed, brows furrowed "Kyle, let them stay, they have no where else to go " your husband shook his head " No, n/n, i dont want them in our house. They made you uncomfortable for fucks sake! " "So what? Everyone fucks their partner Kyle!" "But no one does it while yelling about their love for Abraham!" "Whatever ..."

deciding to just let it go you pressed your face into his chest, your hold on him loosening causing the man to stiffen, realizing he upset you. he awkwardly hummed, hiding his face in your hair " Ive upset you havent i? ah- shit- I- im sorry babe, i'll uh.... i'll let them stay " you could hear the annoyance in his voice when he talked about letting them staying but you were glad he was gonna let them.

"Thanks hun, i love you"

" I love you too "

[dasgomes]

just a few drawings

They've got a story I made up in my head But lazy to write

I used the translator