#this is so shit

[maddietries]

Katsuki and you dated a few years ago. You broke up because he just wasn’t there enough. Little did you know you’d run into the man you’d never stoped loving 3years later.

You own a little cafe now, you opened it after you finished school. It’s your pride and joy plus the community loves it. You’ve had a few pro hero’s stop by but you never expect him to walk in. It was like every other day taking orders and making them. You never expected your ex boyfriend to walk in though. When you come back from the kitchen with someone’s order about to call it, the surprise on your face but remembering you have to be professional. You call the order and step up to the counter.

“What can I get you today dynamite?” You ask with a small smile.

“Don’t act like you don’t fuc’in know me.” He says back a little harsh.

“You’re right, Hi Katsuki what can I get you?” You try again.

“Didn’t come here for food. Came to talk.” He says like it’s obvious.

“I’m sorry we close in like 30 minutes we can talk then alright?” i say softly.

“S’fine, gonna sit down somewhere.” He says walking away to go sit down at one of the small tables. I’m completely shocked he’s here but I take the next order and make it. I continue that cycle til we close. I walk over to his table and sit down once the doors are locked.

“What’d you want to talk about?” I ask quietly.

“Heard you opened this place. Been flirtn with red?” He asks bluntly.

“Ah no he comes in sometimes and we joke but nothing more. Yeah I did open this all on my own.” I say smiling.

“S’nice.” He says.

“Is that all you wanted to ask?” I ask gently.

“Let me try again.” He mumbles to me.

“Try again?” I ask.

“Wanna be a better boyfriend. Wanna treat you right.” He says and I just stare at him.

“Do you even have the time to treat me right?” *i ask looking down and fidgeting with my hands.

“Do now. Didn’t before and let you go and I shouldn’t have.” He says looking like he’s pleading with his eyes.

“You’re a jerk, because i still love you and we both know that. So I’m not gonna say no. I’m gonna let you try again. Just please let me take care of you this time. Please take care of me to.” I say feeling tears well up.

“If I didn’t love you still we wouldn’t fuck’n be here.” He says bluntly.

“M’gonna take you on a nice date okay?” He says looking at me and swiping away one of my tears when it falls.

“Okay. I’d love that.” I say smiling softly.

[weaselsquelch]

yeah ok @megandoesart1

[t0rturedangel]

𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒 ━ ♡

POST COVID ! KYLE BROFLOVSKI X READER

A/N - I love post covid kyle sm, he's amazing. FYI this is pretty shit so uh yh

KYLE fell onto the other side of the bed, letting out a groan. It was clear that he was annoyed at the fact his old friend- Eric Cartman was his name- and his family began to stay over since they couldnt any where else.

You turned your head to face your husband, a small smile resting on your features. " Hey its okay hun, im sure it wont be too bad " You shifted your body so you'd be on your side, staring at him. Hearing him sigh he turned his head so you'd be face-to-face, his brows knitted " Y/n, you know i love you but you dont know Cartman- he was an absolute asshole when we where younger, he still is now ! "

Quietly laughing, you ran your left hand through his red locks, to which he eased up, letting you do so. He really enjoyed having you by his side, it just made things so much easy for him. " Im sure it'll be fine baby, its been years since you've seen him, im sure he's changed! " " Yeah for the worst " He groaned again before lifting himself up throwing his side of the covers over his body.

His hands quickly grabbed at our waist and pulled you closer to his body, a high pitched yelp left your lips as he did so. Even though he's done this for a good few years it still manages to shock you when he does. He held you body close to his, resting his chin on your head " Ya know, im glad that somehow i managed to find you " he pressed a kiss onto the place where his chin rested not only a second before.

" Same " You grinned against his chest, arms lazily warped around him, " Lets go to sleep now hun, its late " you could hear Kyle hum in agreement but before you could both close your eyes and fall asleep a loud noise and clapping sound could be heard from one of the other rooms. Immediately you could hear Kyle sigh angrily.

Trying to ease him again you gave him a slight squeeze but it did practically nothing as when the voices of Eric and his wife came through the door about their love for Judaism you also got quite annoyed, not to mention uncomfortable. Sensing your discomfort Kyle grumbled quickly letting go of you and getting out of bed, leaving the room.

You knew something bad was gonna happen between the 3 and you really didnt want to intervene even though it would be the best idea to do so. While you were contemplating whether you should or shouldn't go Kyle returned, clearly stressed and upset.

" They'll be gone in the morning n/n " he muttered getting back in the bed, by your side quickly wrapping his arms around you just as he did before. You hummed, brows furrowed "Kyle, let them stay, they have no where else to go " your husband shook his head " No, n/n, i dont want them in our house. They made you uncomfortable for fucks sake! " "So what? Everyone fucks their partner Kyle!" "But no one does it while yelling about their love for Abraham!" "Whatever ..."

deciding to just let it go you pressed your face into his chest, your hold on him loosening causing the man to stiffen, realizing he upset you. he awkwardly hummed, hiding his face in your hair " Ive upset you havent i? ah- shit- I- im sorry babe, i'll uh.... i'll let them stay " you could hear the annoyance in his voice when he talked about letting them staying but you were glad he was gonna let them.

"Thanks hun, i love you"

" I love you too "

[watcherwithathousandeyes]

Head on down to Watcher World! We got... Uh.... Popcorn... And uh... Blinky toys! We got Blinky toys... So many Blinky toys......

We also have soda! It's purple, and definitely safe... So safe... Ignore the hospital records.

Um.. we also, also, have this one ride..! Someone died on it.... I mean not died on it, no one died...

You get free entry if your name's Bill Woodward! And for your daughter... And maybe her girlfriend too if I'm in a good mood..

I um... I'm tired... And feeling ill... Can just... Can Christmas get here quicker...? That'd be nice... Bleh...

[lingering-paperwork]

Me and the iterator staring at the void fluid about to fly towards my face and ruin my career

[pitstopfc]

just wondering what they thought would happen making spa a sprint weekend when they couldn’t even do an actual race in 21

[mizzyislost]

guess which boss ive been struggling to radiant

[24bughours]

Season 4 leak (real)

[emmacarsword]

Leo Messi: “I really wanted to return, I was very excited to be able to return, but, on the other hand, after having experienced what I experienced when I left, I didn't want to be in the same situation again. I didn't want to leave my future in someone else's hands.” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[melancholytimes]

Sam Kerr has injured her ACL

I'm so sad for her such a terrible injury at a terrible time in the year with the Olympics so close

Sending love and healing vibes to her. I know she has lots of support surrounding her

[quickhidetherum]

I have found myself writing an ugly truth inspired fic only with less focus on dating even more flirting between the two. This is garbage but im having so much fun.

[fcb-mv33]

Irish commentators are genuinely so fucking shit, I cannot deal with these old fucking men

[t0rturedangel]

╰ → 𝐖𝐀𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐃 ━ ♡

╰ PART ONE

A/N :: THIS IS SO HARD TO MAKE ON A PHONE WTF?! also I hope you guys enjoy, sorry it's short I'm kinda tired but wanted this to be out by today

WARNINGS - swearing

YOU fiddled with the sleeves of your zip up hoodie, clearly nervous, well who wouldn't be? Moving to new towns was nerve racking, there's new people, new possible friends, enemies, lovers. That's way too much to handle, especially since now you'll be in a new fucking school too.

But alas you couldn't do shit, since your parents were employed there, the job apparently paid well and we'll they couldn't help themselves but move to the little town. To try and calm you down, your mother suggested you posting a little picture for your socials, specifically twitter and as much as you wanted to tell her that you'd rather die you couldn't turn down the sweet smile and words she provided you with.

Sighing you quickly snapped a photo of the world outside the car and posted it, while it didn't do jack shit for you your mother seemed happy, " There there hunny, we're almost there " " Mum you said that like 4 hours ago " " I know sweetie but I'm sure we'll be there soon " deciding not to talk about it more you stared outside the window, wondering how your new life will go.

You really hoped you won't get bullied. Or worse. Hit on.

Before you could think more on the matter though, a ping was heard and you opened up your phone to see a message from one of your online friends: BUTTERS, you met the boy by watching some of his Hello Kitty videos on his Twitch. The two of you began texting each other and soon enough became close friends, you promising that you'll try your best to protect your dear friend.

You loved talking to butters, he was just so sweet and innocent, you wondered how you got that scar but whenever you asked he made comments of his discomfort to which you dropped the topic completely but now since you'll be meeting him soon you'll possibly be able to find out why but now it's time to go to sleep.

Closing your eyes, you leaned back, letting your head hit the tough car seat, your eyes suddenly growing heavy close themselves and you were out like a light within seconds.

South park here you come.

[its-yashas-strong-arms]

FINALLY some good fucking feature ideas from the tumblr devs. tamagotchi renaissance now

[randomalistic]

Selfshippers who ship with weird/unappealing characters. I love you. Like hell yeah you go get with Mr Crocker. Go get with lord faarquad

[batri-jopa]

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