#post scratch

[jynxiezz]

your honour i’m so fucking normal about them

[dottymerrymaker]

they dont get talked about enough

[dabantam]

Just had a random thought idea for a Homestuck au: instead of the beta kids swapping places with their guardians, they end up swapping places with the trolls that were killed during murderstuck (with the tolls ending up as humans in a more urban fantasy style setting). For example, Feferi becomes the next heiress to the Betty Crocker Corporation, Eridan becomes an intern at Crocker Corp, Eridan and Nepeta are training under the tutelage of “Old Man Strider”, and Vriska and Tavros are castaways living on the same island as Jake Harley, being taken under his wing as his apprentices. As for the Beta Kids, John becomes a blue blood (though arguably the nicest blue blood seen so far, wanting to become a comedian in an honest way), Rose is is mutant lavender blood (a potential mutation that occurs among violet bloods and fuchsia bloods), Dave is a gold blood who moonlights as a vigilante, and Jade is an olive blood who acts as a lusus caretaker.

[davestriderkisser]

i want that fat boy. -dave

[habithasbit]

big boobie breasted largest chested clown in the galaxy

[chatclient]

hi tumblr // idk how i feel about this (testing new art style) :3

[astronomicaltaxon]

nailing down my Handmaid designs for @psiimaid 's Handmaid Week!! very excited

[homo-sick]

This was a trend on tiktok so shhh because ik the killcount is entirely inaccurate on both but im to lazy for actual counting and it doesn’t fit the trend

[psychicboombox]

I DID IT! I DID IT! ROXY WIG COMPLETE AT 4AM Consider me proud and exhausted B]

[thatoneidiotscrimes]

stop hating, youre right

i’ve some how managed to turn an old gay man on pinterest into a jerma stan by complete accident what is happening

[ninamodaffari]

many cats have a weird Particular Favorite Object that they obsess over. Sometimes it's a favorite mousie or sometimes it's a block of wood and then sometimes there's cats like Andre and his favorite object, a block of crinoid fossils

[anxiouslyangeliccolorized]

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(44ls0 v3ry v3ry 71m3 c0nsum1ngg)

(pt: been spending a lot of time on the human internet recently. its fascinating. (also very very time consuming))

[lowpolyanimals]

Shark from Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

[hejee]

sunday mass with the boyfriend aka the son of sparda

[bemorch]

Unfinished Lae'zel and her (youngling?) red dragon

[wetchickenbreast]

it’s me the WHITE PHARAOH 🤍 i have been KICKED from the pyramid due to CANCEL CULTURE and i need YOUR HELP please send pictures of your credit card front and back 💳 please help big friendly WHITE PHARAOH 🤍