#post thor 1 thots

[royalcommunistthor]

people really extrapolated centuries of supposed bullying from thor telling loki to shut up that one time in thor 1. and it was taken seriously and accepted as canon. 2010s were some crazy times huh.

[mcuthoraction]

Thor Gotcha for Gaza

For every donation of $5 USD to any verified Palestinian fundraiser, donators can receive a Thor, Loki, or Hela fanwork (either fanfic/fanart) based on their prompt.

COMPLETED FANWORKS

ART

Thor and Loki childhood shenanigans (art) by @/moopzies

Loki as a hogwarts 5th year student ( in Slytherin ), playing quidditich (art) by @/cephalore

long hair Thor wearing cute little reading glasses (art) by @/twinkkurt

Loki as a kingsmen agent (art) by anonymous

Loki having rlly good cold tolerance in Norway winter, Thor looks like a marshmallow from all the insulating clothing layers (art) by @/cephalore

from an old post of my brodinsons sickfic ideas, 'Thor always being warm and Loki seeking him out when he's got chills cause it's as good as an electric blanket (that also gives you hugs) (art) by anonymous

Thor/Loki, one-sided unrequited - Thor has been slowly dying of hanahaki for centuries. By the time it's impossible to hide and he confesses, it's too late… (art) by anonymous

"When i ask my boyfriend to come cuddle me but i forget how muscular he is" meme but it's Thor asking What If!Jotun!Loki as his brother to cuddle and getting squished underneath (art) by anonymous

demon Loki flustering fairy Thor. would be nice if they danced together (art) by anonymous

hela AND brodinsons fluff (art) by anonymous

Loki likes to admire Hela while she gets ready. Loki thinks his big sister is so cool and loves the way she does her hair and makeup. Hela applies black lipstick on her kid brother after he confesses he wants to look pretty like her. (art) by @/strawberrysnakez

I'd love to see Hela having a day for her self of self care. Perhaps preparing a bath, candles, a stunning robe, some wine…. but prefer color scheme of the bath and such to be with black roses, some skull motifs, maybe random blood stain here or there, overall a hellish or underworld toned bath and setting for Hela but still beautiful for her. (art) by anonymous

transfem thor, and loki bonding (art) by @/cephalore

Loki x Mobius hug! it can be hurt/comfort or fluff! (art) by anonymous

omega!Thor's first heat (fluffy, goes well) (art) by anonymous

just some really beautiful fem-androgynous loki fanart where she actually looks at peace <3 (art) by anonymous

fandral as flynn rider climbing loki as rapunzel's window pre-thor 1 (art) by @/neongase

FIC

Loki and Sylvie go on a date (fic) by @/Griselda_Gimpel

thinking about odin turning into sparkles when he died and then thought. okay what if asgardians just turned into glitter when they died. like just. poof. sparkles everywhere. like the avengers find Thor after Loki's just died again and he's sobbing and covered in glitter (fic) by @/Lost_Sanctuary

Loki looks at his reflection for the first time as a Jotun. Thor is there to comfort. Hela is there to jeer. (Maybe in the beginning of Ragnarok, they all fall from the Bifrost to Jotunheim? And they have to stick together?) (Internalised Fantastic Racism) (fic) by @/worstloki

baby loki and frigga fluff (fic) by @/WhisperingMischief

Human AU in Thor’s POV involving a very dysfunctional odinfamily. Prompt can be taken in any direction the author wants, but primarily focused on Thor. (fic) by @/Cail_Jei

Thor/Loki - some sort of consort!Thor AU (fic) by @/thot-son-of-odin and @/thortwenty151

tesseroki AU with human loki & vampire tess (fic) by @/worstloki

Thor in a Timeloop (maybe in the Dark World, or the Infinity War, trying to fix everything) (fic) by @/worstloki

Gamora and Nebula talk about death and mercy while Loki is unconscious (fic) by @/worstloki

Hurt/comfort: Thor does something to trigger loki's flashbacks to when he was being tortured by the black order. This turns into a panic attack and it takes multiple attempts for Thor to properly calm him down. It's also eye-opening for Thor, realizing he really doesn't know how much lokis been through. (fic) by @/mayonaisie

Loki & Thor or Hela & Loki & Thor brotherhood/siblinghood (fic) by @/Cail_Jei

Thor takes Loki back to Asgard after the Battle of New York for trial, but somethings wrong. They‘re extremely physically injured, covered in scars and bruises and broken bones that were not a result of the battle, are starved, and seem absolutely terrified of everything. They are so traumatised (from what???), they can't even speak. instead of a trial, loki is hospitalised (or whatever its called. healerised?? "submitted to the healers"?), and after arguments between Frigga and Odin that have her doubting his love and care of wellbeing for Loki and her, she transfers Loki to a healers away from Asgard, on Alfheim, and stays with them there as they try healing (or at least taking care of) Loki and figuring out what happened in that mysterious gap year. (fic) by @/PlatinumInk

‘Loki committing self harm. I’ve read a lot of fics that include Loki committing self-harm, but they always end prematurely with someone walking in or the plot moving on to other things, or they don’t describe it in much detail or only have Loki very mild forms of self harm or whatnot, but i just really want a fic that the focus is just on Loki committing self harm. and being mentally ill. Self-hatred. (fic) by @/imthederpyfox

Narvi and Vali go missing (fic) by @/worstloki

Thor bringing Loki back from the era of Thor 1 or the Avengers, or even the Dark World on a post-IW era. (fic) by @/AlwaysLying

Post ragnarok Seer!thor au where baby thor is haunted by visions until Odin binds his powers/stops them from happening with mjolnir, but they come back when mjolnir is destroyed. (fic) by @/mayonaisie

TVA Loki trying to subtly help Thor without Thor seeing him, until one day Thor catches him (fic) by @/cail_jei

This list will update as more fanworks are completed.

[sarahscribbles]

Here comes a bit of distraction;

rank all Loki eras 💚

Thor 1 - TDW - Ragnarok - TVA

How could you do this to me. Question mark 😂

It’s no surprise to anyone that my favourite era is Ragnarok Loki 🥵🥵

Like look at that!! Look at that porn!! How can you not want to absolutely devour him!!

Look at that leather clad butt 🥵 I just wanna sink my teeth into it.

The slutty little display of chest hair anyone?

The fluffy curls that I wanna tug while he’s [redacted] and lord how I want to rip that leather off him 😩😩

Coming in a strong second is TDW Loki

I mean look at this little slut! You know he’d be begging you to put him in chains 😈

(No explanation needed for this gif 🥵)

That BACK. I wanna grip it like a damn life raft and feel the muscles dancing underneath 🫠🫠🫠

Then we have Baby Loki

LITTLE BABY!! Does not know ABCs!!! (Will fuck you against a wall no question asked!) I want home to ✨ r u i n m e ✨

Last, but not least, TVA Loki

Yea he looks good I completely agree, but he’s not sacred timeline Loki 😞

He is still daddy that will not be disputed. (Put me over them thighs and spank me plz xxx)

And please the FOREARMS 🫠🫠🫠

This whole post has me horny at my damn desk 😭

Gimme your ratings (and your depraved thots): @fictive-sl0th @the-lady-amphitrite @cheekyscamp @ladyofthestayingpower @mochie85 @kinky-faerie @currish-rosewolfe @liminalpebble @smolavenger @lunarnights95 @loopsisloops

[babygirlthor]

1 + 17 for the writer asks — thot-son-of-odin

1. What font do you write in? Do you actually care or is that just the default setting?

usually it's Arial 11 point font. it's the default but i dont really like writing in other fonts. i like Verdana too but don't use it much! i usually only switch it from Arial if i'm bored but sometimes i change it before proofreading too. i've tried writing in other fonts or doing the 'comic sans trick' but i really prefer Arial

17. Talk to me about the minutiae of your current WIP. Tell me about the lore, the history, the detail, the things that won’t make it in the text.

currently i'm working on an excerpt for this insanely complicated AU idea. as in, this could easily be a long fic with several arcs, i however,, dont want to write it all so last week i started writing a little snippet of it instead. where it's at now i consider it "complete" but i'm adding some context so it's readable to everyone else that doesn't know the entire lore XD

fun fact, this AU has at least four different versions! i'm just a bit feral over this idea. the one i'm writing now is the third in this AU lol. i have a little document with notes/summaries for each of them because they're fun to think about even tho most of it wont get written. it's a fem thor AU and I think nearly every whump trope that could work for this AU has been considered-- poor thor has gotten whumped HARD.

it's not really mentioned in the fic (at least not this snippet), but thor is raised as a boy in early childhood. Odin changed his mind as thor develops what he considers feminine traits. in the first/original version, shortly after this decision loki is sent away to military camp and when he returns thor has completely changed and been taught by frigga how to behave as a "proper lady".

in another AU, loki stays/isnt sent off for some time. fun fact, i consider my most recent fic "my pillow holds the screams of me" a part of this AU ^^;

In AU #3, thor is the one that is sent away. she's sent off to a finishing school and comes back completely changed. yay bonus trauma for both of them :D

that is just some details that aren't mentioned in the WIP, but hopefully a bit more of the rest will actually make it into the snippet i'm writing XD and hopefully i will,, write more snippets for it. maybe. and i've also done a few whumpy drawings for this AU!! i might post them at some point lol

[suchababie]

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#5

hii, can you please rec some tony stark fanfic blogs?

Omg hiiii!!!! Of course!!! I’d gladly rec you some of tony stark fanfic writers out hereeee @kamalahkhan

And i just wanna add, the exact reason why i joined this hellsite last year is to come and search for more tony stark fanfics ahahahaha 💓💓💓💓

This list may change if i ever miss some blogs :))) i would like to apologize if i ever miss someone but when i do remember i will immediately put an addition here edited 11/1/21

@letsby , @mostly-marvel-musings , @another-stark-sub @patheticallysentimental @boop-le-snoot @slothspaghettiwrites @slut4tonystark , @tonystarkscumslutz @buckyownsmylife ‘s let me try fic @russiandoll-from-brooklyn ‘s just once part 1 and 2 , @sherrybaby14 , @shewhohangsoutincemeteries ,@avengerscompound also known as @emilyevanston , @canumoveurseatup-no @thran-duils has some dark tony fics @darsynia @bolontiku @ironlady1993 has some tony stark dark fics @heavenbarnes has some short tony drabbles also her three-part fic ‘Battle of the Egos’ is 😩💜💜

I just know there are a lot of tony stark fanfic writers out there. I’m sorry i’m limited w these bc my brain has a short memory storage sksksksk

To the wonderful blogs that I have tagged, maybe you can lend me a hand in here?? ☺️☺️☺️☺️💓💓💓💓💓

139 notes • Posted 2021-10-14 14:32:27 GMT

#4

Thank you @pepper-stark for the tag! 😄🥰✨💕

Rules: Name 7 comfort films and tag 7 people

In no particular order

Clueless

The Craft

Mean Girls

10 Things I Hate About You

The Breakfast Club

Miss Congeniality 1 and 2

Before Sunrise

Captain America : The Winter Soldier

BONUS (SORRY I CANT HELP IT):

•Thor: Ragnarok

•Legally Blonde

•White Chicks

Tagging! @babyboibucky @bitchassbucky @sarge-barnes-sir @yeet-me-out-tonight @mariestark @bloggingfromherbed @msmarvelwrites @countonthesun @lookiamtrying @whoth3hellisbucky

LMAO i went pass the limit 😌 its ok tho

ALSO anyone can join!!! I suck at tagging games in general

178 notes • Posted 2021-05-19 12:32:48 GMT

#3

Frank Adler x reader

A short impromptu drabble based on this post and this gif below eheheheh deleted the other post so that it won’t disturb the OP

Also there might be changes bc as i said, impromptu 😂 never planned this. An idea just came out from my head looking at this gif

Oh my god this gif is giving me thots

18+ under the cut (just a short impromptu imagine. Not edited lmao) please like, rb and comment if you like it :)))

Imagine teasing frank by sending provocative pictures of yourself with your sweetest innocent face and then he texts back saying ‘I’ll be there in 10 minutes. I expect you to lay in your back, legs spread with your panties and my shirt on.’ You got all excited that you quickly took off your shorts and positioned yourself in the bed the way he liked.

By the time you heard the front door slam, you can feel your panties pool with your wetness as you gripped the bed sheets at the sides. He isn’t there in the room yet and yet you’re so turned on by the thought of your Frank seeing you vulnerable like this. You just wanted nothing but all of him. It’s what it matters to you right now.

You were so preoccupied with your filthy thoughts that you didn’t know he was already by the bedroom door, eyes endeavoring your sweet body spread out on the sheet and lips smirking. “You’re in it for a wild ride, sweetheart.”

199 notes • Posted 2021-09-07 17:00:19 GMT

#2

Thots +18 under the cut. This is my first ever smut posted on Tumblr! Finally able to post it!!! And ngl i’m nervous ahahaha :) (tbh i feel nauseous of how nervous i am) . Shoutout to @bemine-bucky, @borikenlove, and @spicynudlesoup who witnessed the thirst I had for him that time lmao. Instead of Chris Evans RPF, I made it to Ari Levinson bc i love him

Pairing: Ari Levinson x reader

word count: 1,079

WARNINGS: NOT BETA’D. ALL OF THE MISTAKES ARE MY OWN.18+ ONLY. MINORS DNI. D/S dynamics, light dry humping if you squint, breath play (light choking), petnames, light degradation, language, allusions to punishment and smut. I think that’s it? please let me know if there are anymore warning that i didn’t include.

I give no permission to repost this work to any other media outlets. If you like it, reblogs are also very much appreciated. Comments are also a very good plus! <3

Imagine being a little lonely in a small house you and your boyfriend Ari shared, home near the beach where you can hear the birds chirping loudly as they try to hunt for fish and the soft and peaceful sea crashing along the shore. Ari told you that he was a little busy like usual, planning for his next mission in god knows where. He was dedicated to his work because he loved helping those who are in need, you understand that and you loved that for him, but you didn’t like it when he was too much invested in it and left you alone on your own.

You were his very supportive, understanding, and loving girlfriend. You were his very good girlfriend. You always take care of him, obedient to him. But this time, it was getting on your nerves. You had enough for being good for him, and you wanted to be rebellious once in a while.

So you threw into a cute pleated mini skirt that you bought a few days ago, a pair of cream colored knee socks that had ruffles decorated around your knees, and your favorite shirt, his worn out patterned white shirt that you twisted the front of it and tied, making it look like a crop top. You checked yourself in the mirror and put on your best bambi look, the look that Ari couldn’t resist.

You prepared some light snacks for him since it was still in the middle of the afternoon. You placed the food on the tray. Your sock clad feet softly padded against the cold floor as you grip the wooden tray tightly. You were a little nervous that this stunt was going to happen. How would Ari react? This was very unusual for you to do this; to defy him a little. Your mind raced with different kinds of scenarios which made your stomach churn lightly, yet your pussy had a mind of its own, she was already throbbing. You could feel your arousal seeping through your panties.

You were now in front of the door where Ari was in. Rustling of papers and his raspy voice that sounded like he was on call, you can hear his deep raspy voice behind the door which made your lower region tingle in anticipation and your toes curl. You took a deep breath, mumbling under your breath that you could do it before your already sweaty hand reached for the knob and twisted clockwise.

The door flew open, which made Ari startle by its creaking hinges. He looked at you, narrowing his eyes as you strutted inside, ignoring his daggers through the back of your skull as you made your way to the coffee table.

“Sir, I have to call you back,” he said to the phone and without hearing the receiver, he immediately ended it and tossed the device to the piled papers. 

“The hell do you think you’re doing?” Ari gritted his teeth, his arms folded against his chest as you still ignored him, but you could feel your heart beating a little harder against your rib cage. You bent your upper body down a little, making your little skirt rise a little as you slowly placed the tray on the table.

You bit your lip with a smile when you heard a breath hitched behind you. You could tell that he could already see your open slit panties beneath the godforsaken skirt; your pretty petals had its own heartbeat with your own nectar coating around it, begging for it to be touched and sucked.

“Son of a bitch.” Ari muttered under his breath, his hands turned into fists and he didn't waste time. He strutted towards you, wrapped his arm around your waist and his other hand on your neck. “Don’t. Fucking. Move.” He punctuated every word, each word had him rutting his already tented crotch against your ass, no doubt the crotch of his jeans coated with your sweet arousal that had leaked already in your inner thighs to the tight muscle of your as. You whimpered, because you were so turned on and also you were a little scared of what he would do to you. 

Ari had his chin resting on your shoulder, and he smirked. He barely even touched you, but he could already hear you panting. He felt bad for you just a tiny bit, because he was so busy with work that he neglected his precious girl. Right now, his precious girl was being a bad girl.

He tutted, tightening his grip on your neck a little that had you gripping his strong forearm. “Have I been neglecting you, sweetheart?” He asked, his breath tickled your ear  and his beard that you absolutely loved stroked against your jaw, leaving prickles against your skin that had your hands gripping firmly on his arm.

“Answer me.” He growled, releasing a grip a little and tightening it again. He was playing with you, like a doll that you are. “Yes.” You managed to squeak, tears in your eyes threatened to spill, not because he was hurting you; but because you wanted him to use you.

“It’s been a week, Ari.” You sniffed. You can feel him smiling against your ear. “Well, why didn’t you say so, honey?”

He released his grip from your neck and your waist, pushing you harshly towards the 

Couch that led you to stumble and land on the cushion on your knees.

“Bend over.” He commanded and you know better than to disobey him. You obliged, bending over that your chest reached the back of the couch’s back pillows and your knees were slightly raised from the cushion. You jerked a little when you felt his warm fingers touch the back of your exposed thighs, skimming the skin lightly like he was touching a delicate virgin, even if you were very far from one.

“You wanna be a slut?” He rhetorically asked, you just kept your mouth shut with your hands gripping the pillow tightly and your legs almost giving out.

“I’ll fucking treat you like one.” And with that, he flipped your skirt to your waist, completely exposing him with your drenched cunt. He swatted in between your inner thighs to signal you to open them wider and you did. “Good luck, baby. Because I don’t know when I’ll stop until I feel satisfied with my work.”

“Just so you know, I’m gonna fucking wreck you that you deserve.”

238 notes • Posted 2021-08-12 17:00:57 GMT

#1

I saw this on facebook (dont judge me. I still hate facebook tho)

OKAY first of all, please don't judge me bwdfuhwvuieqhwgbi i used to have no life before i got my job skskskskssksk

And i think its beautiful

388 notes • Posted 2021-04-03 07:56:43 GMT

Get your Tumblr 2021 Year in Review →

[trashquisitor-shirozora]

playlists I make that aren’t fic-specific are me hyperfixating in unhinged ways a la dumbfuck fusion/crossover AUs and “how did kingdom hearts even happen????”

anyway I need to ramble about my current dumb hyperfixation playlist because all of the songs work somehow and also my brain is such a pressure cooker right now and I need to vent something. might as well be a stupid post about songs I listen to.

thots about a lot of stuff: just some thoughts about seafarers and starfarers and superheroes

Dusk Till Dawn :: ZAYN, Sia - Immaculate vibes. I wanted some night chill playlists to balance my retro/synthwave hyperfixation and this one hits the sweet spot. I can make it work for my M-rated dinluke fic and I can make it work for blackbonnet just you wait.

Automatic Call :: NINA, LAU - Retro/synthwave is life. More dinluke and blackbonnet vibes, and I am taking no questions at this time.

Ship To Wreck :: Florence + The Machine - I was using this for Mass Effect/mshenko stuff but *insert fuck-ugly laughter here* Actually Florence has immaculate OFMD/blackbonnet songs YOU KNOW I’M RIGHT.

What The Water Gave Me :: Florence + The Machine - I am very much feeling this Ed/Edward/Blackbeard/the Kraken song. Like if I were to write an OFMD fic (which I’m not, I swear) I would try to steal a lyric from this song to use as the title first.

The Chain :: Fleetwood Mac - David Jenkins & Co. were insane for using this song the way they did. I already thought James Gunn & Co. were fucking nuts when they used it in GOTG Vol. 2. Fleetwood Mac is a definitive part of my childhood because my parents grew up on them and I just... I love everything about this song so fucking much.

All The Stars :: Kendrick Lamar, SZA - First of all, one of the best CBMs of all time (Into the Spider-verse is still at the top of my list though). It gives galaxy brain vibes. Makes you wanna go off like an active volcano.

Never Let Me Go :: Florence + The Machine - someone said this was an OFMD/blackbonnet song and they’re right. It’s so good?????? It’s so fucking good what the fuck.

The End Of The World :: Skeeter Davis - I love The Eternals, flaws and fuckups and all. What a big-brained movie hampered by it being just 1 movie. Wish Chloe had the space, time, budget, whatnot to really dig into the MCU Gets Weird period. Also this is a nice palette cleanser of a song because every other song is just so fucking intense y’know???

Dangerous Dreams :: LeBrock - this is my dinluke/DinDjarin/The Mandalorian song. This is the song. This is the song to end all songs. Sometimes I wanna kick down doors and fuck shit up, and sometimes I just wanna cry because of all these feelings.

Spirit In The Sky :: Norman Greenbaum - Skeeter Davis’s song needed a companion, if that makes sense. Also I decided to revisit Thor Ragnarok after seeing OFMD for like the third time and I’ve been having thoughts about Star Trek sitting between Star Wars and OFMD in terms of space, the sea, and nautical terms? And then I thought about the worst AU I ever wrote in which the GOTG play a big role and that’s how this song ended up on the list. It makes sense. It all makes sense.

Counting Stars:: OneRepublic - I’ve been listening to this song since 2013 and I love it a stupid amount because it works every-fucking-where. I don’t need to find the right blorbo for this song because THEY ALL WORK this song fits ALL OF THEM. 

Anyway that’s my stupid hyperfixation playlist of the moment. Man, finally feeling slightly less feral. What a great feeling. Time to

[epicstuckyficrecs]

Weekly Recap | October 14-20

Here’s what I read in the past week :)

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Complete

💙 hold that thot by Deisderium/ @deisderium (Vampire Bucky, Dragon Steve | 10K | Explicit): He's a vampire! He's been on a liquid diet for two years now! He doesn't think it's possible for him to have gained weight--but still he can't get dressed.

Chuck Roast by galwednesday/ @galwednesday (Spy AU | 5K | Teen): “Uh, I hate to say it, but the man has a point,” tall guy said. “I mean, I’m hacking his panic room right now, that’s a pretty threatening action. If I were him I’d feel very threatened.” “Thank you,” Bucky said triumphantly, before belatedly realizing exactly what the man had just said. “And stop hacking my panic room!”

Something Else Underneath by goodmanperfectsoldier (PWP | 3,5K | Explicit): Bucky goes away on an undercover mission and comes back with something else undercover as well.

💙 i just called to say i love you by brideofquiet (Modern AU | 7,9K | Teen): Both times Steve makes a fool of himself in front of the soccer coach, it’s mostly an accident.

💙 Bend and Break by ClaraxBarton/ @claraxbarton (Modern AU | 16K | Explicit): Ballet dancer Bucky Barnes is still recovering from a nearly career ending accident when he meets Steve, a stupidly handsome stranger, and has a one night stand.

Inbound by leavinghope (Post-EG, Non-EG compliant | 3,2K | General): Once again, Steve Rogers emerged victorious. Thanos had been defeated. The Avengers had won. Now, somebody needed to take care of Steve.

Party Favors by AidaRonan/ @bisexualstarbucky (PWP | 2,3K | Explicit): Steve can think of a lot of better ways to spend a Saturday night than at a party hosted by the Barnes family. But hey, the scotch is good, and even if James Barnes is the most annoying person Steve knows, he's still a veritable buffet for the eyes.

True Lies by roe87 (Spy AU | 6K | Teen): Secretly a spy but thought by his husband to be a simple data analyst, Steve Rogers injures his arm on a mission and is ordered to stay home and recuperate. Steve realises that his neglected husband, fiction writer Bucky Barnes, is feeling bored. So, Steve uses some of his spy know-how to spice things up. Things don't quite go to plan...

💙 oh meet me, my darling, where the sun sets over the barley by charlesdk/ @mlmsrogers (Modern AU, parent Steve | 54K | Mature): Steve’s friendship with his childhood best friend ended suddenly after one night of mistakes and misunderstandings and he has spend the last eighteen years trying to forget about it and move on. But when he runs into him again, after so much time and so much life lived, everything gets brought back to the surface. Including feelings he never wanted to acknowledge.

💙 This Side of the Blue by notlucy/ @notlucy (Mermaid AU | 156K | Explicit): A trick was the only explanation for what Steve saw floating there. This figment of his childhood. This myth. This legend. Within the tank, the siren bared its teeth.

💙 a deeper season than reason by cobaltmoony/ @cobaltmoonysart, CoraRochester (Bucky/Thor | 34K | Explicit): “This is nothing like falling,” Thor promised, wrapping a thick arm around Bucky’s waist and tugging him even closer so Bucky’s front was pressed flush along Thor’s muscular side. His armor was hard, unyielding, and Bucky’s belly instinctively tightened as he gripped the back of Thor’s armor with his right arm. “I won’t let go. Just a few moments, and we’ll be in Asgard. All you have to do is hold on.”

all your tenderness by belovedmuerto/ @belovedmuerto (Canon-ish | 23K | Teen): In which they watch a lot of TV and Steve is very happy, so happy he really doesn't know what to do with himself. (Part 2 of 💙 in the shadow of your heart)

leave a light on in the night by belovedmuerto/ @belovedmuerto (Canon-ish | 17K | Mature): Bucky and Steve go on vacation to Maine. Their relationship progresses. They take care of each other. (Part 3 of 💙 in the shadow of your heart)

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Reading in progress

you go to my head by alby_mangroves/ @artgroves, brideofquiet (pre-TFA | 43K | Explicit): “Why would you do that for a man you don’t know?” Bucky asks.  Steve looks him in the eye when he says, very patiently, “For money, Bucky.”

STAR PLAN by birdjay/ @bird-jay (Modern AU | 56K | Explicit): He’s the most gorgeous thing Bucky’s ever laid eyes on. He’s his new tentative boss. Maybe. If this interview goes well enough, anyway. “So, Mr. Barnes?” Steve asks, blinking at him from across a particle board table. He smiles, revealing those crooked teeth. “You ever work security before?”

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WIP

💙 Found God in a Lover by HeroicPinups, MsPooslie, sablier_bloque/ @sablier-bloque (Modern AU, BDSM | 2/4 | 22K | Explicit): Bucky left New York seven years ago to help his family care for his ill sister. When he returns to go back to school, he finds that his lifelong best friend is now a confident pro-dom with cool friends who spend their weekends at The Victorian, a 19th-century music-hall-turned-BDSM-club. One voyeuristic night at The Vic leaves Bucky reeling, longing for things he never knew he wanted, namely to fall to his knees and submit to the guy whom Bucky had spent his whole childhood trying to protect.

💙 oh the glory of it all by hitlikehammers (Post-Endgame | 8/23 | 19K | Mature): They end up stumbling almost unexpectedly into the white-picket-fence, apple-pie life they used to dream of. Except it’s not like that at all.

💙 there's a light at the crack that's separating your thighs by voxofthevoid/ @voxofthevoid​ (Werewolf Steve | 1/5 | 7,4K | Explicit): Three times Steve and Bucky almost get caught having sex, and the one time the Avengers walk in on them. (sequel to happily ever after has bite marks in it)

💙 Sex With Benefits by verzacefatale/ @verzacefatale (Modern AU, FWB | 2/? | 6,6K | Explicit): Bucky makes a movement that encompasses the ehness of banging dudes and hooking up with friends. “It’s not that big a deal. We’ll fuck, then eat pizza and watch Real Housewives of Rhode Island. You can be an honorary homo.” 

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Re-read

The pigeon with the pizza slice by Nejinee/ @nejineeee (Darcy POV | 3,5K | Teen): The two hot guys had to get together. Darcy was not going to let the fact the two men were complete strangers get in her way. She was going to be the best Goddamn matchmaker this subway car had ever seen.

dance with a ghost by crinklefries/ @spacerenegades​ (Shrunkyclunks, Ghost Steve | 12K | Teen): “Captain America is haunting me,” Bucky says over a bowl of ramen. His pronouncement is met with a round of silence. “Captain America,” Natasha says. “As in--” “The first Avenger,” Bucky confirms. “Supersoldier and hero of World War II. The fabric of the American conscience.” “But he’s--dead,” Sam says. His look of perplexed concern, ever perplexed and ever concerned, only increases. “You’re aware of that, right?” “I know,” Bucky says. “That’s why I said he’s haunting me.”

💙 happily ever after has bite marks in it by voxofthevoid/ @voxofthevoid​ (Werewolf Steve | 29K | Explicit): Bucky Barnes is just fine. He lives by himself in a cabin in the middle of nowhere, hasn’t killed anyone for the better part of a year, remembers nearly all of his life except the parts he spent in a glorified freezer, and has nightmares only three nights out of five. It’s as good as it gets. And then he meets a mutant wolf with his dead best friend’s eyes.

[hollandroos]

Before I Go | Peter P X Stark!Reader

Summary: Inspired by this blurb I wrote last week. Tony Stark was always putting himself in harm's way but one day things finally go too far. It’s a good thing Peter is there to hold you up back, right? Wrong.

Words: 1205

Warnings: Death, angst. 

Listen to ‘Listen Before I Go’ By Billie Eilish while reading this, thank you!

Everything went grey when you lost him. And you hated grey. It was sad, bland and there were a hundred other – better colours.

It was as if there was colour one second, from the brown with hints of green that adorned Peters eyes and the traces of blue in his suit to the red of the shirt you gave your dad for father's day last year. Then there were the green sneakers he gave you when you were fourteen that were scuffed and ripped but you refused to throw out. You loved those sneakers.

Then there was grey. Ugly, dark and dreary grey. It was the colour of the sky on a rainy day that kept you pent up inside and the top of the desks at midtown high that you hated. Each to their own – they held unique doodles and gum that ranged from two days old to 6 months.

Your screams couldn’t echo in space – at least you didn’t think they could but you hadn’t thought too hard about it while fighting for the fate of humanity. Still, everyone heard. It was piercing. Heart-wrenching.

Steve heard and his heart plummeted in his chest. It landed in empty, shattered pieces across what could be gravel. Thor heard. Without a doubt, he heard and he dropped his hammer, making it fall with a heavy thud that shook the very core of whatever planet you had been fighting on. And Peter heard because he was the one next to you when it happened, holding you back from losing your own life to the mad titan the same way your father just had

You watched the life leave his lips with one last breath and the gentle pink of his cheeks fade into nothing.

If you’ve ever seen the life leave someone then you already know what happens next. The picture becomes almost engraved in the darkest parts of your mind, little parts of it remaining more vivid than others and for you, it was easily watching his deep brown eyes, the same colour of the coffee he consumed excessively become nothing more then lifeless orbs. You’d seen your father empty before, like when Pepper left him for the first time and the day he clambered home from his fight with Steve but this was something else.  

It was enough to rip your heart from your chest.

“Peter, let me go. Let me go to him.” You begged through ugly sobs. He winced at how scratchy and desperate your voice sounded – like you were running out of air, but instead of air, it was your desire to keep up the fight.

Peter swallows, waiting for Tony to move– to somehow come back to life but it won’t happen. Not ever, because he’d seen the older mans neck snap. He’d heard the snap and he swore he felt it too. He felt the ground ripple beneath him when it happened and maybe nothing would ever be the same. That sickening fucking snap would be the source of all of his nightmares for god knows how long. It would ring louder then any David Bowie song he could play on his iPhone and taste worse then any broccoli May could try and force him to eat at dinner.

In his arms, you struggle and fight against him like he was the enemy. You kick and hit and through teary eyes you curse. And Peter would admit that it hurt– not your fighting but the fact that he swore he could feel your heart shattering more with every empty second that passed.

“I can’t… please, Y/N, I can’t.” He struggles, watching the others take down the titan that’d taken the life of their beloved but with a rage larger then life itself.

Peter wanted to be out there too, but if Tony Stark couldn’t defeat him then neither could Peter, he could admit that now. Peter would probably stumble up on his own two feet or struggle to see through glazed over eyes. He’d lose his own life and he couldn’t – not when he’d promised May that he’d come home.

For the first time in a while, Peter was able to admit that he was still a kid, and the struggling girl in his arms was the same. He holds onto you like his life depended on it which it probably did. However, the suit that clings to your body is a brutal reminder that you can fight for yourself but Peter couldn’t have you getting killed too. Not now. Maybe it was selfish – maybe he was just keeping you alive.

Keeping you alive – because he couldn’t keep the other Stark alive.

Maybe he was keeping the promise he made Tony the last time he almost died.

“God fucking dammit, Pete! Let me go.” You screech with so much might. Your throat aches. It burns with so much rage and sadness and desperation. Peter feels all of it – though maybe that’s just his own.

And as the seconds ticked by, the tightening in your throat increased and you needed an escape. The elastic, emerald green suit had never been so suffocating. You had never wanted to tear the thing from your body as much as you did then.

“I can’t do that, baby.” He says softly, choking back the hurt.

You’re seeing grey. It’s envelopes your vision. Your brain. Clouding your heart.

Endless thoughts are consumed with getting to your dad because he looks alone and he hated being alone, despite him never admitting it but you knew because you hated being alone too. It was a Stark thing. Maybe that’s why you say what you do next, spitting the harsh words between salty lips.

“I hate you, let me go!”

I hate you.

But you could never hate him.

He hates himself.

“I can’t.” The words are forced, surely more gentle then he had initially anticipated and there’s only a dull chance you heard.

And over the ringing of your ears, you didn’t.

Peter had held you plenty of times before. There was the time he held you in the back of the school library when you both had a free period and you were drifting off in his arms after three days without sleep. Then there was the time he snuck into your room without your dad's knowledge and wrapped himself up in between cotton sheets. How could you nearly forget the time you got snowed in at his apartment and had to stay the night in his tiny bed built for merely one body?

But this time was different because Peter had never held you back before. He’d always encouraged you to leap into the unknown and explore your abilities and skills but now he held you back – he held you back from ripping the head off of the mad Titan and he held you back from avenging your father's death. For the first time ever, his grip felt suffocating. 

Peters arms no longer felt safe. It was the one place you had always felt safe and now? Nothing.

You feel hollow.

Sorry can't save me now Sorry I don't know how Sorry there's no way out

Part 2

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[rodrickheffeley]

hozier asks: Be

- Be- Have you changed much as a person in the last year?

it's late. but I wanna do this one 💕💕

yes, I've changed so much to over one year. Tumblr is bad bad bad. but I'd have never realised I'm not straight if it wasn't for Tumblr. they never teach about sexuality in school. how was I supposed to find about this? i learnt about lgbtq+ community on Tumblr. even tho I'm still confused at least I'm not straight. a year back I wasn't a bad person. but I was a bit ignorant about many things. i had an ig acc for my crappy poetries🙊. i used to be super sensitive when someone called me names on internet. but now who tf cares?! if a year back you said im gonna like superhero movies, I'd have punched you in the face right there. I always considered superhero genre childish. i didn't even know wtf is dc and marvel. in 2015 something I watched deadpool, I had no idea what tf was that. then in 2018 I watched tsam 1 and 2 and I loved spiderman. I thot there has to be more spider man movies because I wanted more. I found about homecoming. I was expecting Andrew but instead I got tom holland, I had no idea who he was. watching that was nightmare. I had no clue what was going on. there was some tony stark (first time I found about him ✨) and avengers. I had in my mind that spiderman movies and marvel movies are set in different universe. but this was not the case. however I watched homecoming. I looking for more spiderman movies. I found about raimi trilogy. I was like ok let's watch this. worst experience. I cringed entire time watching the first movie (although I liked green Goblin). I didn't bother to watch next one. i googled about marvel dc movies. found watching order of mcu movies, binged all twenty movies starting from iron man 1 till infinity war in 2 two weeks. first i watched all the trailers, YouTube had this all trailers combined in one. I was most excited for TFA and thor 1. i almost wanted to rush to watch those because I was so impressed by Steve rogers. yeah even I don't know why. I binged all the movies till thor Ragnarok (I loved it). infinity war wasn't out in hd. so I watched the low quality version. i had already seen spoilers for infinity war so I knew spiderman and Loki dies. but holy shit I didn't expect half of the Avengers to be dusted. i always used to see Tumblr screenshots on ig in my hp phase. so I was ok let's do this app. I downloaded I made an account. I didn't know how this works. so I logged out. I watched infinity war again and became so attached to tony stark. ant man and the wasp had just come out. I decided to log back in. first it was harry potter bullshit. then I followed some marvel blogs. an finally figured out how this app works. i started posting incorrect iron dad quotes and some of those blew up 🙊. i watched iron man trilogy again in November. since then I love him the most. and here we are. and after endgame I got tired of mcu and started reading comics. I've this thing I get bored really fast.

sorry I went off.

[ao3feed-stucky]

by wifeofstark

The Avengers have had a dry spell since their last EP. That is until the frontman of The Mysterios, Quentin Beck, posts a naked picture of Tony Stark for the world to see. To their new manager, Stephen Strange, this is only an opportunity.

Words: 10380, Chapters: 1/8, Language: English

Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe

Rating: Mature

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Tony Stark, Stephen Strange, Steve Rogers, Happy Hogan, Peter Parker, Pepper Potts, Clint Barton, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Jane Foster (Marvel), Thor (Marvel), Bruce Banner, May Parker (Spider-Man), Heimdall (Marvel), Christine Palmer, Quentin Beck, James "Bucky" Barnes, Loki (Marvel), James "Rhodey" Rhodes

Relationships: Tony Stark/Stephen Strange, Happy Hogan/May Parker (Spider-Man), James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers, Jane Foster/Thor

Additional Tags: band au, Frontman Tony, Manager Stephen, adapts the mcu timeline, The Avengers - Freeform, stephen has a past, Drug Addiction, Cheating, Touring, bts - Freeform, Ironwidow friendship goals, Tony x Quentin, Peter is Tony's assistant, and songwriter, Venice, Paris - Freeform, London, Valencia, Las Vegas, New York, Stark entertainment, korea - Freeform, Japan, Tony's still hella smart, and a professional thot, Stephen practically sleeps in suits, Arcade, beach, Jamie Foxx - Freeform, J Cole, Nudes, Slow Burn, different ages

[ao3feed-lokiangst]

Songs About Sex

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2NDskKF

by wifeofstark

The Avengers have had a dry spell since their last EP. That is until the frontman of The Mysterios, Quentin Beck, posts a naked picture of Tony Stark for the world to see. To their new manager, Stephen Strange, this is only an opportunity.

Words: 10380, Chapters: 1/8, Language: English

Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe

Rating: Mature

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Tony Stark, Stephen Strange, Steve Rogers, Happy Hogan, Peter Parker, Pepper Potts, Clint Barton, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Jane Foster (Marvel), Thor (Marvel), Bruce Banner, May Parker (Spider-Man), Heimdall (Marvel), Christine Palmer, Quentin Beck, James "Bucky" Barnes, Loki (Marvel), James "Rhodey" Rhodes

Relationships: Tony Stark/Stephen Strange, Happy Hogan/May Parker (Spider-Man), James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers, Jane Foster/Thor

Additional Tags: band au, Frontman Tony, Manager Stephen, adapts the mcu timeline, The Avengers - Freeform, stephen has a past, Drug Addiction, Cheating, Touring, bts - Freeform, Ironwidow friendship goals, Tony x Quentin, Peter is Tony's assistant, and songwriter, Venice, Paris - Freeform, London, Valencia, Las Vegas, New York, Stark entertainment, korea - Freeform, Japan, Tony's still hella smart, and a professional thot, Stephen practically sleeps in suits, Arcade, beach, Jamie Foxx - Freeform, J Cole, Nudes, Slow Burn, different ages

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2NDskKF

[padawankestis]

Besides Steve's terrible ending, what did you think of Endgame?

omg sorry i just saw this!! i honestly had so much fun watching the movie up until the last five minutes. did the time travel plot make any sense at all? no, but i was willing to suspend my disbelief. i LOVE when characters go back in time and have to avoid their dopplegangers so steve encountering himself was great…and i really thot we were about to get elevator scene 2.0…i know that a lot of the callbacks were kinda fanservicey but i enjoyed them. and steve had so many moments that like..genuinely made me lose my mind in the best way!!  i’m not the biggest tony fan tbh but i do think they did him justice in this movie? it was a good send off. my girl NAT on the other hand…So No Funeral marvel… smh they did her dirty. and thor…reducing him to the Big Bumbling Oaf just there for jokes huh! i’ve seen lots of angry posts about how they completely ignored what taika did for thor in ragnarok and i agree. lot of that going around apparently! so i do think it has its problems even aside from steve’s ending. #1 steve stan scott lang and nebula were amazing though… and bucky…BUCKY…sweetie im so sorry…seb stan was doin the most with the SCRAPS he was given as usual…i read that the reason he had his hands in his pocket the whole time was bc they couldn’t be bothered to give him his metal arm which speaks volumes about the way they treat bucky. but CAP SAM!!!! i may have lost with steve but i truly WON with cap sam. like i was wallowing during that scene for obvious reasons but WOW the shot with the shield. the power. sam baby i am rooting for u. so yeah…if they hadn’t ruined steve’s arc at the very end i would be a lot less critical. it’s nowhere near perfect (i am rly having the Most trouble wrapping my head around the ramifications of time travel…shit makes NO sense and i’m someone who has watched 5 seasons of cw flash so i am a time travel tomfoolery veteran but seriously russos what the fuck), but i still enjoyed everyone kicking the shit out of thanos. im just. sad now. we were this close to a satisfying steve ending and it kinda ruined the movie for me. i have no desire to go see it again, which says a lot considering how excited i’ve been for it the past year. anyway falcon & winter soldier wya

[j-j-bittenbinder]

about me:

wig

i was tagged by @tiredtis

nickname: kate, thot, thor to my wsmagc mutuals ily’all

gender: female but also i don’t care

star sign: sagittarius

sexuality: ace homoromantic

hogwarts house: i’m a slytherbitch

fav animal: sharks and/or pangolins

avg. hours of sleep: 6-10

dogs or cats: both : )

number of blankets: 1+

dream job: illustrator

dream trip: space but also i’m terrified of that so any nice beach

fav songs of week: basically all post malone songs and also god is a woman by a. grande

things i find comforting: warm weather, my gf, all my mutuals, animals excluding bugs, blankets, books, the smell of chalk???, flowers

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tis you basically tagged all of my friends already you fucker so @lyghtbulb @snackandcody @poomagirl y’all are my irl friends

[fullmetal-the-last-alchemist]

ok some additional endgame thots now that i’ve had a decent meal and a night of sleep and 3 ibuprofen

VISION REALLY DIDN’T EVEN GET MENTIONED ONCE I’M LIVING THE RUSSOS SAID FUCK VISION RIGHTS

that scene where scott was desperately searching for his daughter’s name on the monuments?? oof. and their reunion???? big oof

when steve was facing off against thanos and his entire army alone??? i know i already said it but. breathtaking.

and then immediately after: “on your left” STEVESAM RIGHTS... MY FACKING HEART

steve calling peter “queens” like ok that was cute

all the talk of steve’s ass and how it’s AMERICA’S ass was hilarious 

“i can do this all day” “yeah, i know, i know” dgjhsJHSDG GOD I LOVED THAT

they rlly floated away the “tony stark has a heart” thing into the lake im... it’s just gonna sink i don’t?? fam why

in general the first 20 minutes of the movie were really painful. do i mean that as in emotionally painful or they were agonizingly stupid and annoying to sit through? both!

what i mean is, the scene with clint’s family disappearing was rlly good but also aou still makes me wanna die so yknow. tony thinking he was gonna die was whatever (though his and nebula’s brief friendship was rlly cute and nice) and him saying ‘i lost the kid’ when he landed i was like..ok oof. but then him yelling at cap as if steve didn’t also fight? as if he didn’t try to hold off thanos with his Bare Hands???? i dont.. did nobody tell that to tony? i don’t get it. i guess it’s the trauma or st, i don’t know

captain marvel’s new haircut like thank u for this lesbian........the russos said there will be one (1) gay right in this movie and they delivered

i feel bad abt saying this bc hets have no rights under this roof but i sort of felt something when starlord saw gamora again and was like ‘i thought i lost you...’ and then she like broke his arm or w/e. that’s a set-up for some good spicy shit. also side note it’s ironic but i never liked peter and gamora together until infinity war, like they were boring in gotg and gotg2 but in infinity war, somehow... idk. russos did 1 good thing ever i guess

valkyrie never would have let thor fall into a pit of depression and alcoholism, that and everything else the russos did to thor in infinity war and endgame confirms they’ve never seen ragnarok and they also hate both me and taika waititi personally

this post is still right i should’ve just looked at spoilers and been happy with that

everyone whos saying this isn’t a movie it’s just a product is so right thank u. movies are supposed to be a form of art and that wasn’t art

time travel still doesn’t work like that

im still gonna guillotine the russos for shitting on thor like that

5/10 the last big battle and some small things throughout are what carry this movie

[queer-starling]

!!!!!!!! elizabeth! nadine! chloe (?)! elena! nate! thor!!

o man this is gonna be a long post

ty in advance ily<3

under the cut !!

Elizabeth Comstock-Dewitt

Sexuality Headcanon: asexualGender Headcanon: she’s transA ship I have with said character: lara croft mjghfA BROTP I have with said character: her andsongbird !A NOTP I have with said character: this is a b**kerb*th free zone all disagreeing parties will be executed via firing squadA random headcanon: she’s totally cool with people being religious but she’s staunchly anti-religious herselfGeneral Opinion over said character: my fuckin cinnamon apple

Nadine Ross

Sexuality Headcanon: she’s lebsianGender Headcanon: nb !A ship I have with said character: chloe frazer drgthtfjA BROTP I have with said character: i could see her and elena being friends !!! good A NOTP I have with said character: literally any manA random headcanon: its like long but basically her and nate make amends via chloe and sam and they’re bros nowGeneral Opinion over said character: fuckign superb you funky little lesbian

Chloe Frazer

Sexuality Headcanon: also a lesbina. lebsnhian. lesbi. LGender Headcanon: she told me herself she doesn’t give a fvck about gender A ship I have with said character: nadine !!!!!!!!!!!! asgrdhtjymu,A BROTP I have with said character: her and nate !!! also sam lmaoA NOTP I have with said character: idk but just not nate. please. hes marriedA random headcanon: idk i have this one i guess !!!! she gave cassie her ganesha figure when she was a baby !!! idk !!! (assuming LL takes place before the epilogue of uc4)General Opinion over said character: shes so fucking funny i lvoe her

Elena Fisher-Drake

Sexuality Headcanon: shes bi as hell. but in a (my) perfect world, she’s a lesbianGender Headcanon: shes nb too 1!!!A ship I have with said character: her and nate are the only m/f couple i stan. but i ship her & me also so checkmate atheistsA BROTP I have with said character: her and sully !!! god !!!! i love them !!!A NOTP I have with said character: idk ?? ok dont ship her w bad guys. or sam, i guessA random headcanon: i started thignking of too many and i got too happy and started cryign im sorry General Opinion over said character: i would rearrange the constellations for her

Nathan Drake

Sexuality Headcanon: he’s ace. its in the url !!!!Gender Headcanon: trans !!A ship I have with said character: him & elena !!! also he’s my beefA BROTP I have with said character: him and … get this …. samA NOTP I have with said character: can ppl stop shipping him w his brother !! please!!!!A random headcanon: history professors at the nearby colleges invite him to give seminars sometimes !! he’ll talk about his own research alongside his mother’s !! also sometimes he’s invited to archaeological digs. let him put his knowledge to use without endangering himself or others !!!General Opinion over said character: listen every day i drink a gallon of ‘love and respect nathan drake’ juice

Thot Thor Odinson

Sexuality Headcanon: lesbian iconGender Headcanon: the only cis man i care aboutA ship I have with said character: the hammer pulled him offA BROTP I have with said character: taika’s rocksona from ragnarok. him. theyr ebffsA NOTP I have with said character: stop shipping him w his brother !!! fuck !!!A random headcanon: he goes to pride every year and his cape is the lesbian flagGeneral Opinion over said character: god of lesbians, thunder, this ass, actual ball of sunshine, looked better w long hair

this was long as fuck goddamn !!!! but thanks tho ily this cheered me up !!!! sorry if these headcanons are suck but this is my city now

[epicstuckyficrecs]

Christmas 2018 fics!

Here’s a compilation of some Christmas-y fics posted this year! :) ( I put a * before the ones I’ve read!)

THIS IS THE EDITED VERSION OF THIS POST AFTER I MISTAKENLY PUT IT UP ON THE 24TH ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

* Leave Those Umbrellas At Home by rohkeutta (2K)

Bucky watches the watery snow come down and thinks about it, his mood deflating steadily. He imagines Steve going home the next morning, sitting down at his desk and opening his Super-Secret Sexcapade Journal and writing Bucky’s name in next to a carefully-thought Preparation & Performance Grade.

B+ for the effort to look nice naked, C- for being embarrassingly vanilla and wanting to do it face-to-face so he could scritch his fingers through Steve’s beard and hair. Not worth a repetition. Kinky Grade: F.

Bucky’s being uncharitable and he knows it, but Hangry Barnes can be a sad sack of shit when he wants to.

BYOFB (bring your own fake boyfriend) by amsch (calendulae) (3,5K)

Steve needs 1) a fake boyfriend and 2) ice skating lessons.

He currently has 1) a burning desire to prove Tony Stark wrong at their office holiday party and 2) a best friend who he might be deeply in love with.

* Let’s Make Our Own Traditions by debwalsh (3,8K)

A Stark Christmas party. Thor’s Asgardian mead stash. Steve Rogers and spiked eggnog. Bucky.

What could go wrong?

Where the Lovelight Gleams by Scout924 (4,7K)

"You go right on out that door and you go tell your Ma I said ‘no, thank you,’ and I will not be coming over for Christmas dinner. And there’s not a damn thing you can do about it, Bucky Barnes.”

Bucky's just trying to make sure Steve's not alone for Christmas, especially since it's the first one he's had since his Ma died. And if he has to drag Christmas cheer through the door all by himself, well, that's what he'll do.

* It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year by stevergrsno (noxlunate) (5K)

“You should come over for a drink.” Christmas Stealing Hot Neighbor says instead of answering Steve’s very valid question.

“I really don’t think I should. Sounds like fraternizing with the enemy.” Steve says, even as he’s abandoning his tree and moving towards the gate.

“Look at is as a know thy enemy thing instead,” Christmas Stealing Hot Neighbor says before flashing Steve a smile and oh, oh no, Steve is screwed.

Aka Steve Rogers is competitive, Bucky Barnes is into his hot new neighbor, and Christmas Feelings ensue.

* two strangers in the bright lights by Claudia_flies (7K)

It really is an accident. Steve wouldn’t even call it a slip of the tongue, because what he said and the way it was heard were two different things.

Mistletoe Not Required by odetteandodile (8K)

Two months into their still blossoming relationship, Steve and Bucky: buy a Christmas Tree, babysit a Niece, and Realize some Things.

When Bucky arrives at Steve's apartment ready to decorate for Christmas, he instead finds Steve a little the worse for wear following a bad day in the avenging business. Bucky makes it HIS mission to prove his boyfriend chops taking care of him. But after the bruises fade (at a super soldier's healing pace, so like, FAST), Bucky's left feeling like there's something more he needs to say.

A few revelations lit by Christmas lights and with mood music by the one and only Bing Crosby, as Christmas truly calls for.

Part 3 of Sweater Weather

* Baby, It's Cold Outside by LeisurelyPanda (9K)

Steve hates snow. He hates winter. But he loves Christmas and he's been looking forward to it all semester. All he really wants is to get home so he can relax and spend the holiday with his Ma. Bucky loves snow. He loves winter. He's Jewish, so Christmas isn't a huge deal for him, but he loves the winter songs that come on when Christmas rolls around. So when a blizzard comes rolling in while he and Steve are driving home from college at the end of the semester, he's pretty excited. Steve hates it on principle. Unfortunately, they get caught in it and are forced to pull over and weather out the storm at the nearest cheap motel they can find. There's just one problem. There's only one bed.

Can they survive three days of awkwardness and sexual tension? Will their feelings emerge or will they tiptoe around each other as they always have? Will it end in disaster or will it give them the chance to find happiness at last?

The 12 Trees of Christmas by GoodbyeBlues (9K)

'Suddenly 'soft' and 'dark' and 'lush' were no longer adjectives fit to be tied to just his Douglas Fir, because the man from the ladder was approaching him, a shy smile on his flawless face, and Steve was totally gone.'

...

Steve purchases an outrageous number of Christmas trees and accidentally creates a tiny apartment forest, all because he needs an excuse to visit adorably shy tree farmer Bucky Barnes. Lots of fluff and Christmas feels abound! <3

(i'll be home for christmas) if only in my dreams by crinklefries (13K)

“I told my best friend that story,” Steve says after a moment, voice thick. “When we were seven years old. And he told me he’d do the same for me. And that year, when I opened my present, inside was a small wooden bird to hang on the tree.”

Bucky looks up at Steve, the little bird in his hand and Steve--well he’s smiling.

“I don’t remember,” Bucky whispers.

“I’ll tell you,” Steve says.

***

(or; six Christmases Bucky Barnes doesn't remember--and one he will)

* Feline Fatale by roe87 (16K)

Bucky Barnes is an executive's assistant. He is shy, timid, and no one tends to notice him.

That is until his boss, Alexander Pierce, catches him snooping around one night and murders him for it.

Except, Bucky doesn't die, he's saved by some kind of miracle.

Now he has to juggle two identities: Bucky Barnes, shy assistant, who gets asked out on a date by a nice man named Steve Rogers... and his alter ego, a masked cat-man who's out for revenge, fighting on rooftops with that meddlesome do-gooder Captain America.

Some say cats have nine lives. Bucky's just begun his.

* Maybe This Christmas by deadto27 (24K)

Bucky’s not going home for Christmas. But it’s fine. He’s spending Christmas alone in his apartment, but it’s cool. He’s not feeling up to seeing his family after his accident anyway, plus he has to work. He’s totally fine with it. But then he runs into Steve, literally, and suddenly his Christmas isn’t looking so empty after all.

* Make My Wish Come True (all i want for christmas is you) by chicklette (20K, 10/12)

Steve's spent his whole life pining for Bucky Barnes. Why should this year be any different?

A Holiday fic that begins on New Year's Eve and wraps up on Christmas Day.

*If Only In My Dreams by odetteandodile (28K)

Bucky is a highly successful cooking and lifestyle blogger, the gay New England Pioneer Woman if you will. He writes all about life in his Connecticut home with his D.H. (darling husband). Only problem? It’s all complete fiction. He actually lives in a shitty Brooklyn apartment, is single as hell, and has visited Connecticut exactly one time at the age of eight.

When his agent Sam informs him that he's been offered an exclusive sponsorship deal with Stark Media and a three book contract to go with it, Bucky's forced to fess up to Sam, who's predictably...displeased. But Sam's also convinced the deal is too good to miss—even if they have to put on a little bit of a show in order to get it.

So Tony and Pepper descend on Bucky and Sam's fake home for Christmas with a devastatingly handsome War Hero in tow, and their already complicated plan quickly gets even more complicated as Bucky finds himself falling head over heels for Steve. Can he keep it together just for the holidays? Did he ever have it together in the first place?

* Get Jingle With It by mambo (41K)

Bucky stands alone in a room full of Steve’s coworkers wearing a light-up Hanukkah sweater and holding a plate of terrible spinach puffs. It’s Christmas Eve, and they’ve been snowed-in, stuck with Steve’s coworkers for nearly a week at their company retreat. Steve is flirting with an asshole across the room while Bucky watches one of Steve’s overly-familiar coworkers making his way over to him, probably to ask Bucky about his sex life for the fiftieth time since this week began. Why does everyone keep asking about Bucky’s sex life? Because everyone at this terrible party thinks that he and Steve are not only a couple, but the cutest couple at this whole shindig. And that apparently makes them feel entitled to all of the information about Bucky's private life that they can get.

They aren’t entitled, and he and Steve aren't a couple. But that doesn’t mean that Steve isn’t the love of Bucky’s life.

Bucky nibbles on the edge of the nasty spinach puff and nearly gags.

Worst. Christmas. Ever.

AND THE SEQUEL:

* Jingle Bell Thot by mambo (8K)

“Holy hell,” Steve says. “What?” “Tony’s trying to kidnap Santa Claus.”