#posts with no context

[creep3r-chan]

I THINK EVERYONE'S JUST OBSESSED WITH STATIC MIKU AT THIS POINT

[thecinderninja]

[hyped-up-on-girl-pills]

Shwerm shwam shweem shwahm

[redheadedfailgirl]

[yardsards]

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

[supmaww]

I can now fade away into secrecy as long as you all have dark mode enabled. if you don't I will take it personally. hey. hey you. you shouldn't be able to read this. jerk

[adobe-outdesign]

the craziest beta 'mon is this guy, who would evolve into a random Pokemon upon evolution

like imagine finding this autism creature fighting for its life out in the wild so you catch it out of pity and two months later it evolves into goddamn Rayquaza

[stealingpotatoes]

tried to tell my faithful eunuch Tucker that he was basically tumblr famous, but he was too focused on defending the homestead to care

[stemmmm]

bad youtube clickbait thumbnail that reads "I think I just had a therapy session with a DEMON???"

[thyfleshc0nsumed]

No you don't get it, I'm a Good Person. You don't understand. I'm a Good Person which makes it okay for me to think violently about the Enemy, who is Bad Person. I'm commenting "you should be violently murdered" because I'm Good Person and you're Bad Person. You think saying that to someone is fucked up?? You should be violently murdered, you're probably Bad Person anyway

[crehador]

so when food is too salty we might say "打死卖盐的" basically meaning "did you beat the salt merchant to death" but one time in an attempt to be a little polite and a little funny to the chef (my mother) i said "……是不是又跟卖盐的有矛盾了" meaning "are you... having a dispute with the salt merchant again" and now it's a whole thing in my family

anyway point being there has been another altercation with the salt merchant

[creep3r-chan]

sometimes I talk to myself

[ciil]

he is touching vik’s lil mole above his lip :3

[hyped-up-on-girl-pills]

In the name of Jesus Christ, Be gay and abolish the government

[my-fool]

The issue is that a certain level of trashy self indulgence starts to overbalance your thematic core so sometimes you have to miss out on delicious twists because ultimately it undermines later fruits. And then you find a way to let it happen anyway and now you can truly lean into it because you've been able to circumvent what was worryingly undermining the previous scenario

[industrialdyke]

the fuck do you mean. which part of the phrase hetero jessica is against community guidelines