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No you don't get it, I'm a Good Person. You don't understand. I'm a Good Person which makes it okay for me to think violently about the Enemy, who is Bad Person. I'm commenting "you should be violently murdered" because I'm Good Person and you're Bad Person. You think saying that to someone is fucked up?? You should be violently murdered, you're probably Bad Person anyway
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etruria fandom how we feeling about the constant killing of your elders in the "Italian" family
(Rome killing Etruscan culture,
Romano killing Roman paganism,
Venice helping turkey kill Byzantine,
any and all fights between Romano and Veneziano)
#Context for this post:#I view Romano as the personification of Roman Christians#Thats what I mean ok#Hetalia#Aph#Hws#Hetalia ancients#Aph ancients#Hws ancients#Hetalia Etruria#Is this even a tag#Hws Etruria#Aph Etruria#Hetalia Rome#Aph Rome#Hws Rome#Hetalia italy#Aph italy#Hws italy#Hetalia Romano#Aph Romano#Hws Romano#Hetalia Veneziano#Aph Veneziano#Hws Veneziano#Meitoswords
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but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*
#eliot posts#granted none of the shit i'm going through could ever top the original context of but i stay silly
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the craziest beta 'mon is this guy, who would evolve into a random Pokemon upon evolution
like imagine finding this autism creature fighting for its life out in the wild so you catch it out of pity and two months later it evolves into goddamn Rayquaza
#pokemon#pkmn#beta pokemon#pokemon leaks#outdesign posts things#it's possible it might've just excluded legendaries there's not enough context to tell#either way this thing would've been a mess both mechanically and lore wise#greatest hits
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tried to tell my faithful eunuch Tucker that he was basically tumblr famous, but he was too focused on defending the homestead to care
#id add this to the main post (OVER 100K WHAT???) but its already too long so new post ig loll#adventures of normalgirl#self potes-trait#(for tooth context he had to have his teeth taken out a few months ago bc they were trying to kill him) (but hes fine now)#also i actually made a slight effort with the shakespearean this time instead of picking words by vibe <3#lady normalgirl and her eunuch#10k#my doods#20k
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bad youtube clickbait thumbnail that reads "I think I just had a therapy session with a DEMON???"
#gravity falls#gf nevermind all that#the book of bill#bill cipher#dipper pines#theres a tag now so im not gonna link all the context in the post anymore#i have no confidence this one is even funny i just wanted to draw them#we talk about this all the time but its endlessly funny that stump made a billford au and both of us have been like.#so mabel and dipper right? how are mabel and dipper how are they handling the situations. just fine it seems
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so when food is too salty we might say "打死卖盐的" basically meaning "did you beat the salt merchant to death" but one time in an attempt to be a little polite and a little funny to the chef (my mother) i said "……是不是又跟卖盐的有矛盾了" meaning "are you... having a dispute with the salt merchant again" and now it's a whole thing in my family
anyway point being there has been another altercation with the salt merchant
#this is the saltiest fish i have ever eaten#actually was just about to post ''there has been another altercation with the salt merchant''#but realized without context that meant nothing lol
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he is touching vik’s lil mole above his lip :3
#ciilsketch#jayvik#posting here too hehe…..#i started this sketch around the time harry mentioned cottage au with 4 kids LOLL#2 wolves inside me wrt post canon jv either Torment Nexus or happily ever after domestic life#physical touch love language jayce n vik getting used to it in romantic context#i think full flush blush vik would be v cute…#i feel like prior to this he would not be easy to fluster#but u kno mb after everything he will let himself open up more hehe#sry whole essay here ANYWAYS. I JUST THINK THEY ARE NEAT
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the fuck do you mean. which part of the phrase hetero jessica is against community guidelines
#for context i was trying to find thet chimpanzeedotcom post#about being a bisexual boyfriend of a straight girl#irys.txt
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The dichotomy of Brennan helping with ability score rolls for newer players:
Titan Takedown: Preps high-level base stats for the cast, with everyone having a 20 in their two most relevant ability scores and no one really having a genuine dump stat (no one's character has below a 14/+2 modifier in any ability), which allows the players to play to their class strengths and not have to worry about fucking up as much in a shorter, tighter campaign.
Fantasy High: Ally Beardsley rolls a 4 for Kristen's Dex and has to live with with the consequences of that for 6+ years
#Dimension 20#D20#Fantasy High#Titan Takedown#Just thinking about how funny it is when you look at it from the broadest possible angle#I know it's easier to have prepared high-octane PCs to make it easy for people who've never played#But without that context Brennan seeing Ally roll a -3 modifer and being like 'oh this is going to be hilarious' kills me#Ally: 'I got a low number for my dexterity but that won't matter right?'#Brennan: >:)#Seta speaks#Side note I can't remember if they rolled a 5 and dropped it to a 4 or rolled a 4 outright so disclaimer that that number might be off#top posts#EDIT: Man I've been here for like 4 months and the D20 fandom already got a post of mine to 1k this is awesome lmao
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a concerning amount of witchblr will be like "um actually new years was stolen by europeans from the ancient god scroobus mcdoobus" and then you actually try to research scroobus mcdoobus and it turns out he was invented in the 1940s by a conspiracy theorist who powdered every meal with ketamine and thinks that queer people are reincarnated fish
#brightts ramblings#BEFORE I GET ATTACKED: THIS IS NOT AN ANTI-WITCH OR ANTI-PAGAN POST#im just literally begging witchblr and paganblr(?) to study history from proper sources#so you don't accidentally end up repeating misinfo or even outright bigoted info without realizing#you are not immune to propaganda!#this post is specifically ab new agey stuff like starseeds#but a lot of other stuff fits into this as well ie 'blessed be'#for further context i am not a witch or pagan myself but i DO study the occult/occult history#religion#spirituality#history
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Preparing for your first holiday season with your griblings is hard. Especially when your grand niece insists on celebrating Every. Single. Holiday.
#ngl this was not the original context for the drawing but I can see Ford looking into christmas properly for the first time when Mabel#mentions that she chooses to celebrate EVERY holiday (as per the wiki) & ending up going slightly overboard with it (& every other holiday)#the actual context is him shifting into esoteric mode and tattooing oranges. Which I understand does not clarify in the slightest#Been working on a lot of bigger pieces so wanted to punt the perfectionist in my brain by posting a nice simple doodle :]#gravity falls#GF fanart#Grunkle Ford#Fan art#Stanford Pines#Ford Pines#Fanart#artists on tumblr#my art
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You all should have this on btw
#well this was fun but anyway#old posts are good and knowing how old they are adds good context#either to keep you from looking like an idiot or to make them even funnier or more poignant#so turn on timestamps#thanks
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how does shanks manage to have some kind of sexual tension with every warlord in the sea whilst also having practically zero screen time. ramona-esque dilf of the east blue. luffy wants to be king of the pirates but is stuck sailing through the several deadly seas of his dad's evil exes. they see the straw hat and it activates their fight reflex. half-convinced that shanks gave it away with full knowledge of this
#one piece#son. return my hat after you've defeated my several evil exes#how does one man have so much divorced energy with so many people while also not being present to give this context#monkey d. luffy vs. the world#yeah im still watching the anime#forgive thy sins of weeb posting#opla#shanks#red haired shanks#mishanks#shuggy#CJ's op watch-through
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