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thyfleshc0nsumed · 10 months ago
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No you don't get it, I'm a Good Person. You don't understand. I'm a Good Person which makes it okay for me to think violently about the Enemy, who is Bad Person. I'm commenting "you should be violently murdered" because I'm Good Person and you're Bad Person. You think saying that to someone is fucked up?? You should be violently murdered, you're probably Bad Person anyway
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twrambling · 1 year ago
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etruria fandom how we feeling about the constant killing of your elders in the "Italian" family
(Rome killing Etruscan culture,
Romano killing Roman paganism,
Venice helping turkey kill Byzantine,
any and all fights between Romano and Veneziano)
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yardsards · 11 months ago
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but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*
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adobe-outdesign · 7 months ago
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the craziest beta 'mon is this guy, who would evolve into a random Pokemon upon evolution
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like imagine finding this autism creature fighting for its life out in the wild so you catch it out of pity and two months later it evolves into goddamn Rayquaza
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stealingpotatoes · 4 months ago
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tried to tell my faithful eunuch Tucker that he was basically tumblr famous, but he was too focused on defending the homestead to care
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stemmmm · 7 months ago
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bad youtube clickbait thumbnail that reads "I think I just had a therapy session with a DEMON???"
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crehador · 1 year ago
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so when food is too salty we might say "打死卖盐的" basically meaning "did you beat the salt merchant to death" but one time in an attempt to be a little polite and a little funny to the chef (my mother) i said "……是不是又跟卖盐的有矛盾了" meaning "are you... having a dispute with the salt merchant again" and now it's a whole thing in my family
anyway point being there has been another altercation with the salt merchant
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ciil · 2 months ago
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he is touching vik’s lil mole above his lip :3
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industrialdyke · 11 months ago
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the fuck do you mean. which part of the phrase hetero jessica is against community guidelines
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outofcontextdiscord · 2 months ago
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setaflow · 1 month ago
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The dichotomy of Brennan helping with ability score rolls for newer players:
Titan Takedown: Preps high-level base stats for the cast, with everyone having a 20 in their two most relevant ability scores and no one really having a genuine dump stat (no one's character has below a 14/+2 modifier in any ability), which allows the players to play to their class strengths and not have to worry about fucking up as much in a shorter, tighter campaign.
Fantasy High: Ally Beardsley rolls a 4 for Kristen's Dex and has to live with with the consequences of that for 6+ years
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exoflash · 1 year ago
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a concerning amount of witchblr will be like "um actually new years was stolen by europeans from the ancient god scroobus mcdoobus" and then you actually try to research scroobus mcdoobus and it turns out he was invented in the 1940s by a conspiracy theorist who powdered every meal with ketamine and thinks that queer people are reincarnated fish
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paintedcrows · 5 months ago
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Preparing for your first holiday season with your griblings is hard. Especially when your grand niece insists on celebrating Every. Single. Holiday.
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marisatomay · 4 months ago
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You all should have this on btw
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dykealloy · 2 years ago
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how does shanks manage to have some kind of sexual tension with every warlord in the sea whilst also having practically zero screen time. ramona-esque dilf of the east blue. luffy wants to be king of the pirates but is stuck sailing through the several deadly seas of his dad's evil exes. they see the straw hat and it activates their fight reflex. half-convinced that shanks gave it away with full knowledge of this
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bebrave-live · 20 days ago
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collecting these
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